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Tofu’s rather fond of curling up on my desk, so I bought him this kitten bed a while back–it has a squishy bit inside you can heat up in the microwave so he stays nice and toasty. Some days I can’t believe how adorable this snake is.

  • Optimus Prime:I am your leader!
  • Megatron:Well, I didn't vote for you.
  • Optimus:You don't vote for primes.
  • Starscream:Well, how'd you become Prime, then?
  • Optimus:Primus, clad in the purest shimmering light, held aloft the Matrix from the bosom of the planet core, signifying by divine providence that I, Orion Pax, was to carry the Matrix. That is why I am your leader.
  • Megatron:Listen, strange deities napping in planet centers and distributing magic baubles is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical magic chest jewelry.
  • Megatron:You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some all-powerful tart threw a pretty "rock of wisdom" at you!
  • Optimus:[grabs Megatron and shakes him] Shut up! Will you shut up?!
  • Megatron:Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!