4. You known, the rationalist in me wants to agree, but skull on fire presents pretty compelling agreement.
5. Hail Satan.
6. The devil is and will always be a gentleman.
7. Excuse me, which level of hell is this?
8. Why so many Dragon tattoos?
9. Because im gonna be dragging this knife across your throat if you don’t shut up.
10. Bippity boppity back the fuck up.
11. My head is a very dark place.
12. When I die put motion sensors around my grave and when someone walks nearby make it start playing Stayin’ Alive very loud.
13. I put fun in funeral
14. I put laughter in manslaughter.
15. I put hot in psychotic.
16. No rush.
17. I threw a kid in a well, don’t ask me I’ll never tell. I will regret this in hell, but he was in my way.
18. Whatever you’re about to tell me…i already know it’s going to be…awesome!
19. Oh honey you should see me on a crown.
20. Kill you? N…no. Don’t be obvious.
21. But we both know that’s not quite true.
22. Staying alive is so boring, isn’t it? It’s just… staying.
23. Falling’s just like flying expect there’s a more permanent destination.
24. I will burn the heart out of you.
25. People have died.
26. That’s what people do!
27. Aren’t ordinary people adorable? Oh you know, you’ve got one.
28. I should get myself a live on one. It must be so funny.
29. How hard do you find it, having to say ‘I don’t know’?
30. I don’t know
31. Oh, that’s clever, that’s very clever, awfully clever, well put.
32. The women with the keys is queen.
33. I’m in shock. Look, I’ve got a blanket!
34. I can’t quote poetry but I can quote sarcasm. You got to admit that’s sexier.
35. Twinkle twinkle average guy, it is time for you to die, don’t you dare come touch my the, you won’t hear my alibi, twinkle twinkle you are dead, have fun in your blood stained bed.
36. Hi my name is ’(f/y/n)’ I accidentallyhit your car and someone saw me so I’m pretending to write my details. Sorry - ’(f/y/n)’
37. I will skin you and make you into shoes!
38. Mori art ti tranfered into latin means ’ to die was an art’.
39. Pys • cho • path- a person suffering from a chronic mental disorder with an abnormal or violent social behavior.
40. So • ci • o • path- a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behaviors and la pack lack of conscience.
40. Dance like your stealing the crown jewels.
41. Halloween is that time of year where you can leave dead bodies in the lawn and everyone will think it’s decorations.
42. Sapiosexual (n.)- a person who is sexually attracted to intelligence in others.
43. What if heaven is a gaint movie theater where you can watch fanficitons as a movie and your otp is canon and there’s free refills on popcorn.
44. You know…normal girls just daydream about getting married and perfect outfits.
45. Saying 'its just hormones’ to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying 'its just gravity’ to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building.
46. If i cut off my foot an like swing it at your head am i kicking or hitting you?
47. You’ll most likely mentally scar me more than anything.
48. Every fairy ta needs a good old - fashioned villains.
49. You’re a bloody psychopath.
50. High functioning sociopath.
51. Did I leave the hair straightener on?
52. Whatever that’s just my summer house, who cares if it burns down.
53. Maybe it’ll spread to the neighbours house.
54. Wouldn’t that be nice.
55. Say that again!
56. Say that again and know that if you’re lying to me, I will find you, and I will skin you.
57. When I was in 8th grade I liked this boy so I pick pocketed him and stole his green day wallet and the next I bought it back to him and I was like 'omg I found this on the ground here you go’ and we were friend’s from then on.
58. So basically the moral of the story is if you ever want someone to notice you, commit a criminal act on them and you will be friends maybe try kidnapping their pets or something.