some of the cuckolds on here: hhelo…..could u naybe follow my blog pwease?  i would b ever so grateful uwu…

me, an alpha blogger with no time for bullshit:

You Will Follow My Blog. You Will Laugh At My Funny Jokes. You Will Reblog My Funny Pix. You W

weird plant people of tumblr: ☼ Pwease don’t kill the wittle insects~~~~ ♥

me to the bug that’s been divebombing me for the past 15 minutes: