putting this on the tag because holy crap it need to be shared

Of Snowstorms and Men (Bucky AU Oneshot)

Characters: reader x Bucky, OC Tara (mentioned)

Request of sorts from this post by @whothehellisbella , summary/prompt by @novaya-model:

Hot single dad hires a broke babysitter who happens to need a date to their ex’s wedding and the two get stuck in a snow storm on the drive up there and have to cuddle in the small, tight backseat to keep warm

Warnings: mild swearing? Mentions of cheating and sexy times.

 Word Count: 3.2k (yikes. heh.)

Tags are at the bottom. Permanent list is CLOSED I’M SORRY. 

A/N: Holy crap, you guys. I haven’t written so much so fast in a really really long time. Like, 3k in 2 hours. Whoa. I’m a slow writer usually. I saw Bella’s post though and my fingers just started flying!! This is basically just a huge jumble of tropes and I really hope you like it. Any feedback and comments are appreciated! Love you guys!! 

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Three Weeks Ago:

“No offense I hope, but…you seem a bit older than most of the other applicants,” said the man who sat before you.

“None taken, I promise. Trust me, I never thought I’d be applying for a nanny job in my late 20s because I can’t get a job even with a Master’s degree,” you replied, laughing nervously.

“Understood,” he nodded. “So, what makes you a good fit for this position, Ms. (Y/L/N)?” he asked, tapping a pen lazily on your resume before him.

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anonymous asked:

What hogwarts houses do you think the 1-A kids would be in????

!! i made this exact post on my personal blog a long time ago so i’ll copy and paste it onto here (with a few slight changes here and there). i’m really happy you asked this actually, i love hogwarts AUs

this includes a few bonuses, which makes it REALLY REALLY long, so it’ll be under a cut.

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@avocatdelapoursuite​ but like how did you know this kinda shit is my weakness? xD

Words: 2037


“Why in the holy fucking hell are we hiding behind a bush?”

Marinette reached over and smacked Chloe on the arm. “Would you shut up for all of two seconds? I know it’s hard with that big mouth of yours, but do put in the effort.”

Chloe growled and smacked Marinette back. “Don’t hit me you brat! I’m in heels for God’s sake, I can’t be hiding in the park like a goddamn pervert.”

“Oh, I’m sorry,” Marinette said sarcastically. “I didn’t know I had to roll out a red carpet for you so that you wouldn’t scratch your precious Louboutins. They don’t match your outfit either, just so you know.”

“I will scratch your face if you don’t tell me why the hell we’re here.”

Marinette rolled her eyes and pulled out her cellphone. “We have a problem.”

“A problem that clearly can’t be solved in the comfort of a building, apparently.

Would you quite your damn whining?” Marinette scolded. “This is serious. It has to do with Carole.” 

Chloe froze. “….what the hell happened?”

“Carole asked Adrien out on a date today.”

“….excuse me?” Chloe snarled. 

“Yeah. A date. Today. In this park.”

“Son of a bitch!”

“Yeah! I know!”

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Getting real.

So, Jesse and I failed to reply to people’s asks or statements or whatever the hell they were. So let’s do this thing. Let’s get real here.

For the record, I’m not going to answer for Jesse. If he wants to, he can but if he doesn’t do it then I’m not going to give him crap about it.

I’m also gonna post the questions in one post instead of several small ones and if he feels the need to reply to it then that’s his choice.

What’s your favorite thing about summer?

I love beaches, cook outs and hanging with family but literally, I like below the most.

I like to ride in cars with my legs up on the door with my feet literally hanging out the window just so I can feel the wind on my feet. I know it’s a “girl” thing to do but I can’t help it. I love it. Ha ha lol

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What’s your favorite supernatural gag reel moment?

Have you not seen this part of the gag reel? I really can’t remember the season but I fall out of my chair and onto the floor every time I see them do this. Ha ha lol (They are all dorks but I love them all)

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what’s your favorite thing to do in a car? 

(Why would you ask such a thing? Ha ha ) Now normally this question could imply what we are all thinking but I’m going to keep this rated pg13 and say…. 

Um.. other than stick my feet out the window, I like to drive the damn thing. 

Ha ha nah, there is one thing I do enjoy when i’m not alone. Holding hands with my boy friend while people pass us and give us this look below. Ha ha

Do you read porn fanfics of supernatural?

No, I usually opt out before it gets that far or I scroll passed it and continue reading. I’m not against porn. I just prefer not to read about it. 

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Do you ship destiel or wincest? 

Have you not seen my blog or the things I share? I’m going to quote Jensen here a few times so be prepared for that…. “You do know they’re brothers right?”

Wincest is what it says it IS in the title. It’s incest between two siblings who share the same mother and father and although people may ship it, good for them but it’s not for me.  “You have your version and I have mine.”

I don’t ship destiel for that reason. I ship them because god gave me two eyes and he gave me the power of sight. I’ve watched Dean and Cas since the beginning and every bit of their interactions as these two characters define how in love they are with each other. It’s at first lustful and intense and now it’s a cranky old married couple who still have that same fire for each other. It’s obvious. If you can’t see it maybe you should put some glasses on and watch it again.

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a/s/l???

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I don’t like you. r u stupid? 

Um…..

And on that note i will not be answering asks anymore cos it’s obvious that I’m either stupid, attractive, wanted or someone is stalking me. Just remember… “There are no stupid questions only stupid people asking them.” -Misha Collins 

Ha ha lol

A Definitive Ranking of the Beifongs

Preface: I am a fan of all the Beifongs, and would happily date any one of them (x)(x). This was an agonizing order to come up with. I’m also only using knowledge from ATLA/LOK (not the comics).

11. Baatar Jr.

Someone’s gotta come in last place in this fierce family, and who better than the only Beifong to endorse labor camps? It’s true he’s got some positives, like being a better inventor than Varrick thought, or how he’s distinctly not oppressed by the patriarchy:

But that really doesn’t excuse being on-board with light genocide, developing a WMD with the intent of invading a different nation, or just generally acting like a dick.

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isaidlanguage  asked:

Steve and Wanda, I mean what?

   Inbox me a SHIP and I’ll do this | fluff otp edition

Who’s more likely to find who wearing their clothes?:
  • Steve finds Wanda in his clothes all the time. He’s always teasing her if she has any of her own.
Who enunciates hand holding?:
  • Wanda is very fond of physical contact while Steve is shy about PDA.
Who likes having their hair washed by who?:
  • Steve will never admit it but he loves when Wanda does, especially because she uses her nails along his head.
Who likes to slow dance?:
  • Both of them. Wanda likes to get close and press her ear to his heartbeat and Steve savours the calm moment because they get far too few of them.
Muse that’s more likely to fall asleep with their head in the others lap?:
  • Steve because once again, he always falls for Wanda and her head scratches.

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Because I love Carol so much that I need to say this. That’s why.

Here are a few more of my thoughts on Carol in “Not Tomorrow Yet.”

If you dislike Tobin or watch TWD only for the C@ryl ship (never thought we’d hit a place where I’d censor my own ship tag, but wow, wacky fandom is wacky), you won’t want to read this. Cheers, and happy scrolling!

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