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  • Hufflepuff aesthetic: sitting after a long day; pulling your blanket back on when it falls off in the night; broken cinnamon sticks; jumpers that are too big; putting on warm socks; your pet resting their head on your lap; butterfly kisses; extra creamy hot chocolate; humming in the morning;
  • Gryffindor aesthetic: being breathless after running; spinning fast on office chairs; untying your hair; having dirty feet; finishing big breakfast; holding hands; fire crackling; having red lips from berries; burning the tips of your fingers on hot drinks; brushing your hands through fur;
  • Slytherin aesthetic: making perfect paper creases; sucking on ice; rooms with high ceilings; looking up at the stars; getting up for a drink of water at night; brushing your hair behind your ears; heels clicking on polished floors; dancing home alone; driving fast; jumping high on trampolines; charcoal on fingers; blasting music on headphones; being light-headed after a sleep in;
  • Ravenclaw aesthetic: covering your eyes with your hair; cold wind on your face; brushed teeth; finishing a long book series; wearing extravagant clothes at home for no reason; sipping lemonade through straws; multi-tasking; hot showers; staying up late; quiet music; the taste of mint; perfectly sharpened pencils;
Signs as things my Physics Teacher said.
  • aries: "Stand up Gabe, I'm setting your desk on fire."
  • taurus: "I don't care who's condom it is, put it away."
  • gemini: "Whoever wrote mitochondria as the most important thing you learned in science raise your hand I know there's more then one."
  • cancer: "No don't ask Jesus for help on your quiz if you didn't study, not even Jesus can help you now."
  • leo: "Would anyone like to donate clothing to put on our class skeleton, it makes me uncomfortable he gets to be naked in this class but I can't."
  • virgo: "No I'm not grading your tests I'm trying to sell my world of Warcraft account. That's what happens when you have kids."
  • libra: "Don't marry anyone named Mia. Most likely she's only marrying you for a visa trust me."
  • scorpio: "Oh really does it say you're a loser on your birth certificate too?"
  • sagittarius: "I may have accidentally sent a very personal email to one of your parents that was suppose to go to my mom."
  • capricorn: "Which one of you hell beasts stole my almond chocolate off my desk?"
  • aquarius: "No Gabe, Bill Nye the science guy isn't a documentary."
  • pisces: "Do I look like I would keep dead rats in a jar?- Don't answer that."

you wake up in the middle of the night to the sound of a fire truck racing down your street.  the siren grows louder and louder until the truck arrives at your house.  “but…. but my house isn’t on fire” you think to yourself.  you rush to your window only to see something… not human exit from the fire truck.  it’s smokey the bear and he’s back for revenge.  he knows you failed to properly put out that campfire last summer when you went camping with your friends.  he knows

your face soon turns pale as you witness smokey adjust his cap and wipe the sweat from his brow.  as you peer through the frosty window, he walks on over to the other side of his truck.  you duck down, taking the opportunity to frantically look for a weapon.  but it’s no use, smokey reappears and seems to look straight at you, his eyes stern and unforgiving.  determined, he slowly approaches your front lawn, hose in hand.  “ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES” he bellows.  the ground begins to shake.  a slight chill runs over your shoulders as you realize you are still in your pajamas, alone at your window.  “SMOKEY IM SORRY IM SO SORRY SMOKEY” you yell at the top of your lungs as smokey carefully coats your mailbox in flames.

you wake up.  “phew.. it was all just some sort of crazy dream” you say to yourself as you get a bowl of cereal.  you go outside to pick up the paper from your front porch when you notice something a little strange about your mailbox at the end of your driveway.  you drop your paper and frantically rush through the slick grass to your mailbox. CAN IT BE?  you collapse into the morning dew in shock as you see it is completely charred.  you begin to shake in terror as the realization sweeps over you.  finally, you gather enough strength to pick yourself off of the ground.  wait… has your shadow always been that big?  you feel a large furry paw on the back of your shoulder….

LORD OF SHADOWS snippet: (illustrated by the wonderful CASSANDRA JEAN)

When Emma came out into her bedroom, wearing sweatpants and a tank top and rubbing her hair dry with a green towel, she found Mark curled up at the foot of her bed, reading a copy of Alice in Wonderland.

He was wearing a pair of cotton pajama bottoms that Emma had bought for three dollars from a vendor on the side of the PCH. He was partial to them as being oddly close in their loose, light material to the sort of trousers he’d worn in Faerie.

If it bothered him that they also had a pattern of green shamrocks embroidered with the words GET LUCKY on them, he didn’t show it. He sat up when Emma came in, scrubbing his hands through his hair, and smiled at her.

Mark had a smile that could break your heart. It seemed to take up his whole face and brighten his eyes, firing the blue and gold from inside.

“A strange evening, forsooth,” he said.

Emma put her hands on her hips. “Don’t you forsooth me.”

So, today I was at the restaurant, and there was this waitress who was serving a bunch of old men who were already kind of drunk. One of them wouldn’t stop putting his hand under the waitress’s skirt, everytime she passed near their table. At one point, she started crying and asked him to stop, but he didn’t. He just laughed and keep on touching her butt. She couldn’t anything, surely because she didn’t want to get fired - and her boss was watching. He was literally three feet away, was looking in her direction, but he didn’t say anything, he just stood there, watching. The person who got up, walked towards the old man and said “If you do this one more fucking single time, Imma slam your ugly head onto this table” was a client. A fucking client. While the boss was just watching once again. And the old man didn’t even apologize, he just said “Hey, chill, I’m not doing anything wrong”. He just stopped when the man threatened him more violently. 

And people are saying rape culture isn’t a thing and we don’t need feminism anymore.

Winter Aesthetics

Aries:  Electric Blankets // Putting your face against a bowl of hot soup

Taurus:  Earth-tone Sweaters // Slow mornings sped up by a scalding cup of coffee

Gemini:  Scarves that tickle your neck // The conflicting urgencies of needing to do everything but doing nothing at all 

Cancer:  Entire days spent in the comfort of one’s bed // Counting the stars on a clear night sky 

Leo:  Putting your hand against the fire // That happy feeling you get after finally realizing you can wear your winter clothes again

Virgo:  Listening to the sound of hail tapping your window //  Finally having the temperature be as cold as your soul is 

Libra:  Ice Skating dates // Listening to Christmas music 6 months too early 

Scorpio:  Pretending not to be cold outside when they really are // Eating ice cream in 20 degree weather

Sagittarius:  The way snow shines against your eyes in the morning // Sudden gush of icy wind the moment you step out the door

Capricorn:  Early sunsets // The crippling fear of knowing finals is coming up soon

Aquarius:  First snowfall // Seeing your own breath because of how cold it is

Pisces:  Collecting snow flakes in your hand // That feeling when your heart stops because you just slipped on ice 

What I don’t get about the ‘resources’ argument is, how exactly do asexuals waste LGBT resources if we don’t need them? If being ace won’t get you kicked out of your home, you won’t need housing. If being ace won’t get you fired, you won’t need the financial backup. If being ace doesn’t put you at physical risk, you won’t need the protective services that the LGBT community can muster.

If, on the other hand, being ace does cause you to deal with any of the above, then the resources aren’t being ‘wasted’ – they’re going toward the safety and well-being of somebody who’s being punished for not being straight. Isn’t that the point of those resources to begin with?

I’m honestly confused how this argument even works. The only way it makes sense is if we’re walking up to a community that we have zero need of, and they’re just going ‘okey-dokey! 8D’ and handing us shit we clearly don’t need. Is that what y’all are trying to say? I’m honestly curious.

Preference 2: Little Things?

With the: SUICIDE SQUAD

SIDE NOTE: Sorry I couldn’t do one for Slip Knot. I just couldn’t think of anything. He might be in the next one was. Also sorry that Katana and Joker only had 2 instead of 3 different things.


El Diablo:

  • Kissing

Lots of sweet little kisses on your nose, cheeks, neck, and shoulders. He’ll sneak up behind you and warp his arms around your waist. Other times you’ll be laying on the couch or in bed and he’ll be sneaky (so many kisses).

  • Dinner

He absolutely adores when you make him dinner. Especially if you try something more ethnic. Sometimes he’ll help you a little bit by lighting the grill or stove (even if there’s a nob to turn”.

  • Talking 

Normally when he gets upset and starts steaming/smoking you have to talk him down. Sometimes you’ll put your hands on his shoulders even if it burns a little. Other times he’ll be having a nightmare and he’ll catch fire. After a while you’ll smell smoke and wake him. Make him stand up quickly and pour water on the bed where there was fire. Then you’d hold him and lay him down on your side of the bed. Another time when you talk is when he just wants to have a nice calming conversation. Just because he feels like you always problems when you talk he wants you to have nice times when you talk.

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Harley Quinn:

  • Makeovers

Harley loves to put makeup on your face and do your hair. You’ll be laying or sitting somewhere, she’ll pick you up and carry you into your shared room. She’ll then sit you in the chair on your vanity. She’ll then braid or play with your hair till she likes it. Then, she’ll turn you toward her, she’ll give you a few quick kisses then gets started. She uses bright colors and pale foundation. When she ends she claps her hands and screams “date night!”

  • Small Adventures

You and Harley will just be sitting or hanging out. Out of the blue she’ll bring up going to a fair or carnival. You’ll immediately pick her up and toss her in the car. She’ll laugh, giggle, and tell little jokes the whole way there. Then when you get there its like having a kid in a candy store. Its absolutely amazing fun!

  • Games

She LOVES games. When you or Harley get stressed the other one of you will go get the other one favorites game and set it up. Then you’ll begin and start playing. Eventually, you’ll both be happy and playful again. Sometimes she’ll sit in your lap and keep playing. Lots of kisses and hugs are given. Lets just say there are no losers. (;

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Deadshot:

  • Working Out

He loves when you come downstairs into the gym and workout with him. Sometimes you spar (mostly ends in ties and them some love). Other times you’ll lay underneath of him when he does push ups or sit on his back. More than enough times you’ve had battles on who could lift the heaviest weights. Sometimes you set up targets for him to shoot at (other times you’ll stand in the middle and he’ll try not to shoot you).

  • Hugs

Between the two of you there’s no way to count who’s given the most hugs. You’ll give them to him when he gets upset or when he starts getting frustrated. He hugs you when you get flustered or when you make little mistakes that make you upset. Hugging is just more convenient than kisses for the two of you. Only because it takes longer to accomplish and let go without a fight.

  • Nerf Wars

Since Floyd doesn’t like it very well when you pick up and start messing with a real gun you decided to start a new game tradition. You would take a Nerf Gun and shoot it at him when he’s least expecting it. Then you’ll run and hear a ‘oh its on’ behind you. Then you’ll really start a war. He normally wins but, sometimes you’ll persuade him to give up.


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Killer Croc:

  • TV

Honestly you guys watch more tv than anything. It not only keeps you occupied but, it makes him focus on something other than the needs of the wild crocodile side of him. You mostly watch more adult tv than anything.But, sometimes you’ll make him sit through a really dumb tv show.

  • Bar Jumping

When days get a little bit more chill and he’s not into as much ‘work’ you guys jump in the car and go to a bar. Then after a while you both get bored of that bar and move along. Overall you guys end up visiting over 15 bars a night! It always gets really exciting and more creative the more you drink.

  • Swimming 

You know that his crocodile side does have to take over more of his body than looks sometimes. So, when this happens you go to a lake so that he can swim and eat. You normally sit on the bank and either get a tan or look at the stars (depending on what time you go.) Most of the time you go at night so that he doesn’t get a big thirst for people. But, sometimes you’ll go during the day just to get some sun.

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Captain Boomerang:

  • Challenges

Boomerang isn’t much of an adult. So, the only way to really settle an argument is to complete a challenge. Normally the challenge is who can do this the longest or who can do this the fastest. Other times you’ll do them for fun.

  • Stuffed Animals

He loves his stuffed unicorns so anytime the two of you lay down to sleep or take a nap he gets 50% of his unicorn stuffed animals. Then you’ll go get some of yours and snuggle up together and be incredibly warms. Other times you’ll try and hit each other through out the day. 

  • Children’s Movies

You love to make him watch kids movies. He thinks there ridiculous and lazily made. So, when the two of you watch them he always asks stupid questions. After a while he gets drunk and sings along or yells at the characters like there real. Lets just say he is better than the movie.

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Enchantress/June Moone:

  • Reading

June loves reading and sometimes you do to. Sometimes you’ll lay together in silence and read. Other times you’ll just lay there and she’ll read to you. Normally you’ll fall asleep and she’ll keep reading but, realize your asleep and put her fingers through your hair. 

  • Walks

She loves walking with you. Even though she hates the worst part which is getting you off the couch unless your energetic. When the two of you walk she looks and examines almost everything. Eventually you get tired and she gives you a piggy back ride the rest of the way.

  • Pillow Fights

Every morning when you or her don’t wake up on alarm you take it as the best opportunity ever. The one that wakes up takes a pillow and straddles them and starts beating the other with the pillow. It ends with a big pillow fight and tons of kisses. Sometimes you get out of bed other times you give up.


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Rick Flag:

  • Rambling

If there’s one thing you and Rick love its rambling to each other about the little things in life. His are normally about work or the Squad.Yours are moreabout random things.Like cleaning or your job. He enjoys listening yo you and playing with your hair. You like to listen to him. Even if you giggle about the things the Squad does to Rick.

  • Cleaning

Trying to clean up a mess made by Rick Flag is almost impossible. Because there’s bullets and guns with different bombs and traps. Its crazy! Eventually he comes home and helps you. It normally ends in love making unless he accidentally sets something off. Then it leads to getting out the ‘RICK FLAG EMERGENCY KIT.’ He always gets angry when you pull it out and you always hear about how ‘he has his own emergency kit’.

  • Running

He’s a sprinting soldier. And when he wants to do something with you he usually brings up running. If you say no he throws you over his shoulder and takes off running. Eventually he says ‘your own your own’ and puts you down. Sometimes you sit and wait for him other times you run and beg him to pick you back up till he obliges.

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Katana:

  • Painting

The both of you love painting together even if it gets everywhere. When you paint she takes it mostly all serious painting people or scenery. You however will paint anything you think of. Then you’ll throw paint and she throws back. It ends up with you both covered in paint and laughing. 

  • Yoga

Kat loves yoga. The both of you find lots of peace in it. The room will either be silent or booming with loud music. When you turn on the loud music yoga moves faster and it turns into more speed stretching then yoga.


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BONUS!!!!!

Joker:

  • Driving

He loves to speed around the road and be the real king of Gotham. You love to encourage him because life with him is crazy and fast. Its something you never felt before. When you drive sometimes you hit things other times you trick people into thinking two of you were chasing them.  Then he normally shoots them just for fun.

  • Drinking

The two of you love laying on your king sized bed and having lots of different drinks. The two of you tell jokes, watch tv, or read mystery books. He loves talking about all the crazy things he’s done. Some of them are very interesting others are a little bit gruesome.

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See, that’s the really funny thing: you don’t have to “get” it. It literally does not matter if you are deeply and profoundly confused why that girl is wearing a crop top - it’s her body and she’s allowed to put whatever she wants on it, regardless of whether or not you find it attractive. You don’t have to “get” why other people would say “you look so cute” or hold her body like a well-strung harp. Your ignorance does not make the song of her lips any less of an aria.

You don’t have to “get” someone’s sexuality because you’re not them, are you? It is hard enough being young and in love and unsure of what our skin can handle and confident that the hands of our lovers are warm enough to set us on fire. We are so worn out from just getting out of bed we have no fight left in us while we hunt for what it means to be ourselves. You don’t have to “get” why two men would grab each other’s bodies like lifejackets in a storm. You don’t have to “get” why every time I kiss a girl, I feel the earth shatter under me and sparks run from my toes to the tips of my fingers. You don’t have to “get” how it’s possible I like everyone regardless of gender. It doesn’t change how I feel. I don’t get how some people like cilantro. I haven’t voted to make it illegal. I haven’t spat at the feet of people eating salsa. Our tongues are such strong muscles. Use them to french-kiss your wife, not ask “who is the girl” in my relationship.

Bodies are just vessels for inexplicable energy signals, galaxies we call souls. You don’t have to “get” the changes someone decides to make to theirs. I don’t care if he defies everything you understand in this world about being a man. He can wear dresses and have long hair and put on makeup and if he says “I am a guy,” he is one. Stop asking to peek under the hood. It’s none of your business and it doesn’t make a difference. Your discomfort is because your heart is a closed door and once someone breaks borders you must reevaluate your entire judgement system - your discomfort is coming from a small voice saying “what if everything they shoved down my throat was wrong, what if we are all equal regardless of what we look like or how we dress or what we call ourselves, what if the only reason I grew up like this is because nobody told me I could be different.” If a lady says she is a lady, she does not need to flash you to prove that she is born of ocean mist. Their body is not for your general admission. I don’t care if you’re just “curious.” This is not the circus. They don’t owe you anything, but you do owe them respect.

The funny thing is, most of the time people haven’t even thought about the things they don’t “get,” but the minute they do, a light clicks on in their head. Maybe people just wear things and get tattoos and pierce their bodies for no other reason than because it looks cool and they’re an all-around hottie. Maybe everyone just loves in their own shaky ways, maybe they love every boy or only one girl or two people at once or they only love aromatically and none of these matter because love is doing no harm. Maybe people are in control of their own identity and you don’t get to complain about it.

Or maybe you don’t “get” it because you don’t want to. Heaven knows you don’t want to empathize unless everybody looks and acts like you.

—  I don’t “get” higher level mathematics. It still exists, it still functions. It is still beautiful in a way I can appreciate even without understanding. People don’t have to come with a textbook explaining their choices for you to accept them. People are just trying to live and they’re not there to answer your questions. Do you realize how stupid it sounds when you say “This person is different, I’m frightened, get rid of it”? /// r.i.d
Type of Advice Each Element Gives

*Check Sun and/or Mercury’s element

Advice from Fire Signs (Aries, Leo, Sagittarius): The Fire signs put a lot of passion into their words making you feel like you are in good hands. They have a tendency to cut you off when you try to unload, but it is usually because they are fueled up with ideas and theories on how to solve your problem. However, their speaking pattern might be sporadic because they have the tendency to not think before speaking when they are experiencing a high amount of passion, making their kind words a little hard to follow. They are more likely to speak their mind about the situation and be forward with how they feel. Be cautious with applying their advice to real life, though, because they might have unintentionally created a more dramatic emphasis to the situation which can cause greater harm than good. People under these signs take it personally when somebody they care about gets hurt.

Advice from Earth Signs (Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn): The Earth signs like to tackle situations practically to get problems solved as easily as possible and to avoid several complications that may later arise. They will listen to everything you have to say and only intervene when necessary so you can be assured that your problem will be heard thoroughly. They honor the details of your problems and will ask for clarification in the story so the can process the best possible solution. They prefer to look at the multiple dimensions of the situations and refrain from bias, but sometimes their care for you can make them fail this tactic. After having time to think about the situation, they will tell you what you need to hear, not necessarily what you want to hear. They will lay out the truth and call you out if you did something wrong. They can also show their more cynical side about the outcome, but they honestly aren’t trying to scare you with their advice. The conversation itself may be cut short, but only because they delivered everything that they needed to say and they weren’t going to flesh out advice that won’t be needed. 

Advice from Air Signs (Gemini, Libra, Aquarius): The Air signs will approach your problems logically and will be able to execute their thoughts well verbally. They appear have their ears open and are ready to obtain the information needed to find a solution. However, they rely on the key information rather than the small details. They tend to turn the focus on the bigger picture for you, but that doesn’t stop them from wanting to know everything. Their advice will be given through a conversation rather than one blurb of words, so be prepare to talk about it! They encourage you to speak your mind and only stop talking about the problem if you feel like you are done sharing and will try to be as optimistic as possible. They are capable of seeing the situation from many different view points and often will share a variety of solutions to the conflict and the possible outcome that could happen if you follow their advice. As comforting and caring as their words can be, you should be aware that they might only tell you what you want to hear rather than what you need to hear. These actions may hurt you slightly when you need to overcome the problem because they prefer to see your mood shift to a positive one and not make the advice sour if they say something that could you could take the wrong way. 

Advice from Water Signs (Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces): The Water signs will take you in and nurture you until the damage is done because your emotional well-being is what they believe is the most important, not necessarily if the problem is fixed as much as thoroughly as possible. They may not always say exactly what they want to say with advice, but you can tell that they care about you a lot and want to see everything become better. They are great observers and will especially pick up on emotional queues that you are showing and will formulate their solution based on that. If you are having trouble getting your point across, they will most likely pick-up on your train of thought because of their increased observation skills. They will encourage you more than anything to act on your emotions and to speak your mind about what you think you have been wronged. 

  • Ruby: Are my hands cold? *puts hand on Sapphire's cheek*
  • Sapphire: Of course not. Are mine? *repeats Ruby's action*
  • Ruby: *blushes slightly * A-a little...
  • Sapphire: your face is warm. you're blushing
  • Ruby: *blushes harder* wha- nO I'm nOT
  • Sapphire: yes you are, you're about to catch fire
  • Ruby: *literally smoldering* nO iM n oT BaB E I <I> SWE A R </I>
poetry for the signs

aries//
your eyes burn like fire
your tongue sharp like a sword
when you talk about that special them
your mouth says “i hate them”
but your fists clench together
your eyes burn bright with more passion
than hatred
and the blood in your veins screams
“liar, liar, lair!
heart on fire”

taurus//
there is springtime in your eyes
your hands are warm like sunlight
and your soul feels like home
being around you
is like falling asleep under the stars
with your lover whispering sweet nothings
forever in your ear

gemini//
you’re a hurricane
your eyes are a thunder storm
and your hands are lightning
but you want your wind to slow
you want to smell the roses
and kiss the boy with stunning eyes
you want to live without destruction
and breath in love

cancer//
winter snow cools your soul
to frigid temperatures
your lovers are flame
but you’re afraid to melt
or put out their fire
so you take your blizzard far away
and pierce the air with your lonely screams


leo//
people like to tell you that you’re reckless
that you burn like a wildfire
and that from your destruction
new life explodes into reality
but you dont want to be the wildfire anymore
you want to be the new life
that comes after
the destruction

virgo//
when you talk
i imagine that your words
draw calligraphy into the clouds
and that your tears
make the rain
and that your breath
bleeds novels and fairy tales
into pretty lullabies
under a dark night sky

libra//
you smile so wide
that your skin crinkles into novels
and your eyes sparkle
like freshly polished stars
they say you’re balanced
that you value justice and fairness
but do you value your lovers tears
when they beg you to stay
or their pretty laugh
when they groom you
for fame

scorpio//
when someone asks you
“what’s your favorite color?”
you answer red for the blood you shed
to keep loving someone
who doesnt love you back
or maybe black
for the night sky
through your blurry tears
when really your favorite color
is the shade of their eyes
when they whisper
“i love you”

sagittarius//
you are the sharp intake of breath
when you drop off the highest edge
of your favorite rollercoaster
you are the roar of the engines
when a plane leaves the ground
and you are the numb silence
that invades my body
when he says
“i don’t love you anymore”

capricorn//
you dont see the color of her eyes
only feel the pain behind them
you dont touch her skin
only taste her sweet essence
your senses are there
but so different from the 5
we think we have
you are the senses of the soul
instead of the senses
of the body

aquarius//
so hard for you to fall in love
so hard for you to feel heartbreak
but once you have
you never want to feel another thing
ever again
to risk that pain
that a part of you misses

pisces//
your eyes remind me
of crystal clear waters
running gently over rocks
and giving life to flowers
but your mouth is wicked
speaking more of sinful desires
than of your sugar sweet lies
i’ve come to despise

SEVEN PSYCHOPATHS SENTENCE STARTERS.

  • ❝ What the hell happened? ❞
  • ❝ I set the car on fire. ❞
  • ❝ You’re gorgeous. ❞
  • ❝ It’s their blood. ❞
  • ❝ Where are your guns? ❞
  • ❝ You’re better than me. ❞
  • ❝ Put your hands up! ❞
  • ❝ You’re fucked from birth. ❞
  • ❝ Are you pissed at me, baby? ❞
  • ❝ Why would I be pissed at you? ❞
  • ❝ Of course we’re friends.❞ 
  • ❝ Come with me. Please. ❞
  • ❝ I wanna jump inside your pants. ❞
  • ❝ Are you looking at something? ❞ 
  • ❝ Why did you kill all of those people? ❞
  • ❝ What’s with your sour fucking puss? ❞
  • ❝ Are we gonna have a peyote party? ❞
  • ❝ Friends don’t make their friends die. ❞
  • ❝ Are you nervous because we’re killing a chick? ❞
  • ❝ I’m going to be over to kill you on Tuesday. ❞
  • ❝ Maybe the world just doesn’t understand you. ❞
  • ❝ Poodles always look like they’ve been crying. ❞
  • ❝ We all gotta dream, don’t we? ❞
  • ❝ Have some pride in yourself. ❞
  • ❝ Fuck the cops! Fuck them! ❞ 
  • ❝ You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball? ❞
  • ❝ Sorry if I haven’t been a very good friend to you. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t ever say I never do anything for you. ❞
  • ❝ Seriously, just fuck off! I’m not in the fucking mood! ❞
  • ❝ I stabbed a guy in the ear once. Ice pick, right in his fucking ear. ❞
  • ❝ You think I’m not serious just because I carry a rabbit? ❞
  • ❝ Are you out of your alcoholic fucking mind? ❞
  • ❝ You’ve eaten too many hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, [ name. ]❞
  • ❝ I don’t have a drinking problem. I just like drinking. ❞ 
  • ❝ Sorry for hitting you in the face so hard. ❞
  • ❝ Sometimes I think God’s gone crazy. ❞
  • ❝ No shoot-outs, no pay-outs. Just human beings talking. ❞
  • ❝ You might want to stop drinking if this is how you’re gonna behave. ❞
  • ❝ It’s impossible for someone’s head to actually explode, isn’t it?  ❞
  • ❝ When are you gonna get a job that’s not just stealing from people? ❞
  • ❝ This guy just telephoned a psycho-killer to come psycho-kill us! ❞
  • ❝ God loves us. I know it. He’s just got a funny way of showing it sometimes. ❞
  • ❝ I didn’t mean to break his nose. His nose was just in the middle of where I was punching. ❞

Geeks! We need your help!

Chinook Crafts is in trouble. There was a fire.

The lovely people over at Chinook Crafts need a helping hand, as their laser cutting machine caught fire!

The husband and wife team have been making geeky items like props, replicas, jewellery and more for the past 3 years (you can see some of their work here) And we’ve featured them on the website a few times too.

As well as Chinook Crafts being their passion, it’s also their full time job, and it helps them put food on the table and pay University bills. With with the convention season coming soon, they need your help more than ever.

On Feb 4, 2015, their Laser Cutter/Engraver caught fire in their garage. It seems as if it was burning for a good 10 minutes but they luckily noticed and were fortunate enough to put it out and save the garage. Although the garage still needs to be gutted, the Laser Cutter is ruined beyond repair.

Chinook Crafts don’t just sell geeky items, they make and donate them to local churches, events, make items for wedding and much more and they need your help financing a new machine, so they can keep on moving!

At the moment they are are pre-paid for 12 Conventions/Trade Shows from Winnipeg to Calgary, with another 5 shows pending. Without a Laser Cutter and the full catalog of items, they are faced with the reality of having to cancel some of these shows, which they don’t want to have to do.

Please consider donating a few dollars, even just the amount a Starbucks would cost you because they need all the help they can get!

You can donate money over at their gofundme page right here - we know we can count on this awesome, geeky community to help them out. And be sure to reblog this and spread the word!

Put Your Book Down- Draco Malfoy imagine

Request: A draco imagine where y/n is reading and draco wants her to pay attention to him so he keeps on kissing and sucking on her neck and when her hands start to loosen on the book he grabs it and throws it across the room. Then draco gets on top of her and starts kissing her, but then he finally stops and asks her why she spends so much more time with a book instead of him and then they cuddle

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The fire was warm against your feet, crackling and snapping the wood in the hearth. The lamp cast a welcome light across the pages of novel on your lap. Legs tucked slightly in your body, you relaxed in the silent common room. Everyone was at Hogsmeade besides the occasional Slytherin leaving without a word or glance your way.

“Afternoon, love.” A kiss pressed against the back of your bent neck, surprising you slightly, though your eyes didn’t leave the page. The Slytherin’s voice was one you knew very well; your boyfriend Draco Malfoy. You hummed at the warmth of his lips.

“I thought you were going to Hogsmeade?” You inquired. Draco laughed and his hands grabbed your shoulders softly.

“And miss all the free time we could have together?” He clicked his tongue and peppered kisses all around the skin on your neck. You smiled and your eyes fluttered closed.

“I finally get time to read.” You prevented a full meltdown into Draco’s chest. Draco groaned quietly and started massaging your shoulders, his lips replacing his fingers as they moved.

“Reading is boring.” He mumbled against your skin that was growing warmer under his touch.

“Not to me.” You managed, propping your book on your knees again. Draco pulled away from you stubbornly. You heard him walk away, only to jump out of your skin when he pushed open your legs to lay between them, his face inches from yours. Before you could stop him, Draco tossed your book over his shoulder, not letting you take a breath to complain about the flutter of pages and lost places.

Draco’s lips pressed fully against yours, his hands trapping your hips under him. Draco pulled your hips towards him so you were all the way under his body. You kissed him back confused as to why you couldn’t get your complaints out. He was so distracting…

“Draco.” You muttered without pushing him away. Draco laced one hand with yours as your other hand went to his hair to pull him further against your mouth. His teeth pulled at your lower lip and you released a small moan.

“Why do you read all the time when I want to hang out with you?” Draco hovered above you now, looking sadly into your eyes. You missed the contact; the carelessly thrown book no longer in your mind.

“What?” You stated at the sudden question.

“You never want to do something with me. Always reading.” Draco pouted. You placed a hand on his cheek.

“Is that really what you think?” You didn’t want him to think you were choosing books over him. You loved both, but Draco was a bit more important.

“Yes.” He admitted, falling over on his side so you were cured into his chest.

“I don’t want you to feel that way.” You told him, looking up into his gorgeous eyes. He smiled slightly.

“Then put your book down sometimes. I’m much more interesting anyways.” He winked.

“Dork.” You poked his chest. He chuckled and wrapped his hand around your wrist gently.

“Nerd.” He whispered, bringing his lips back to yours once more.

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20 Writing Tips from Fiction Authors

Writing success boils down to hard work, imagination and passion—and then some more hard work. iUniverse Publishing fires up your creative spirit with 20 writing tips from 12 bestselling fiction authors.

Use these tips as an inspirational guide—or better yet, print a copy to put on your desk, home office, refrigerator door, or somewhere else noticeable so you can be constantly reminded not to let your story ideas wither away by putting off your writing.

Tip1: "My first rule was given to me by TH White, author of The Sword in the Stone and other Arthurian fantasies and was: Read. Read everything you can lay hands on. I always advise people who want to write a fantasy or science fiction or romance to stop reading everything in those genres and start reading everything else from Bunyan to Byatt.“ — Michael Moorcock

Tip 2: "Protect the time and space in which you write. Keep everybody away from it, even the people who are most important to you.” — Zadie Smith

Tip 3: "Introduce your main characters and themes in the first third of your novel. If you are writing a plot-driven genre novel make sure all your major themes/plot elements are introduced in the first third, which you can call the introduction. Develop your themes and characters in your second third, the development. Resolve your themes, mysteries and so on in the final third, the resolution.“ — Michael Moorcock

Tip 4: "In the planning stage of a book, don’t plan the ending. It has to be earned by all that will go before it.” — Rose Tremain

Tip 5: "Always carry a note-book. And I mean always. The short-term memory only retains information for three minutes; unless it is committed to paper you can lose an idea for ever.“ — Will Self

Tip 6: "It’s doubtful that anyone with an internet connection at his workplace is writing good fiction.” — Jonathan Franzen

“Work on a computer that is disconnected from the internet.” — Zadie Smith

Tip 7: "Interesting verbs are seldom very interesting.“ — Jonathan Franzen

Tip 8: "Read it aloud to yourself because that’s the only way to be sure the rhythms of the sentences are OK (prose rhythms are too complex and subtle to be thought out—they can be got right only by ear).” — Diana Athill

Tip 9: "Don’t tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.“ – Anton Chekhov

Tip 10: "Listen to the criticisms and preferences of your trusted ‘first readers.’” — Rose Tremain

Tip 11: "Fiction that isn’t an author’s personal adventure into the frightening or the unknown isn’t worth writing for anything but money.“ — Jonathan Franzen

Tip 12: "Don’t panic. Midway through writing a novel, I have regularly experienced moments of bowel-curdling terror, as I contemplate the drivel on the screen before me and see beyond it, in quick succession, the derisive reviews, the friends’ embarrassment, the failing career, the dwindling income, the repossessed house, the divorce … Working doggedly on through crises like these, however, has always got me there in the end. Leaving the desk for a while can help. Talking the problem through can help me recall what I was trying to achieve before I got stuck. Going for a long walk almost always gets me thinking about my manuscript in a slightly new way. And if all else fails, there’s prayer. St Francis de Sales, the patron saint of writers, has often helped me out in a crisis. If you want to spread your net more widely, you could try appealing to Calliope, the muse of epic poetry, too.” — Sarah Waters

Tip 13: "The writing life is essentially one of solitary confinement – if you can’t deal with this you needn’t apply.“ — Will Self

Tip 14: "Be your own editor/critic. Sympathetic but merciless!” — Joyce Carol Oates

Tip 15: "The reader is a friend, not an adversary, not a spectator.“ —Jonathan Franzen

Tip 16: "Keep your exclamation points under control. You are allowed no more than two or three per 100,000 words of prose. If you have the knack of playing with exclaimers the way Tom Wolfe does, you can throw them in by the handful.” — Elmore Leonard

Tip 17: "Remember: when people tell you something’s wrong or doesn’t work for them, they are almost always right. When they tell you exactly what they think is wrong and how to fix it, they are almost always wrong.“ — Neil Gaiman

Tip 18: "You know that sickening feeling of inadequacy and over-exposure you feel when you look upon your own empurpled prose? Relax into the awareness that this ghastly sensation will never, ever leave you, no matter how successful and publicly lauded you become. It is intrinsic to the real business of writing and should be cherished.” — Will Self

Tip 19: “The main rule of writing is that if you do it with enough assurance and confidence, you’re allowed to do whatever you like. (That may be a rule for life as well as for writing. But it’s definitely true for writing.) So write your story as it needs to be written. Write it honestly, and tell it as best you can. I’m not sure that there are any other rules. Not ones that matter.” — Neil Gaiman

Tip 20: "The nearest I have to a rule is a Post-it on the wall in front of my desk saying ‘Faire et se taire’ (Flaubert), which I translate for myself as ‘Shut up and get on with it.’" — Helen Simpson

I was eating spicy chicken wings and in an attempt to make the burning stop I put a handful of ice in my mouth. as it turns out ice does not stop the burning but instead lets your mouth continue to slowly die so your mouth is on fire and freezing at the same time.

Headcanon: Jason was once left to babysit Damian. It could have been a bonding experience.
Sadly, it ended in a citywide blackout, the South Side’s fire hydrants replaced with apple juice, Mongolian traders controlling the sewage system, and worst of all, Damian put on a leash.

“Stay in my line of vision!”
“LET GO OF ME!”

Rapid Fire Questions
  • Interviewer: Junk food of choice?
  • Taylor Swift: Cheeseburger, fries & a chocolate shake
  • Interviewer: TV Show you're hooked on right now?
  • Taylor Swift: I watch endless friends marathons for comfort
  • Interviewer: Songs that are stuck in your head & can't get out?
  • Taylor Swift: Tenerife Sea By Ed Sheeran
  • Interviewer: One thing you haven't gotten the knack of yet?
  • Taylor Swift: I cannot do a hand stand or cartwheel
  • Interviewer: First thing you do as soon as you wake up?
  • Taylor Swift: Put on my contacts or else I'm blind
  • Interviewer: Do you have a lucky charm?
  • Taylor Swift: The number 13
  • Interviewer: One thing you do before going on stage?
  • Taylor Swift: I have a hundle with my band & dancers & one we all one of us makes a speech then we go on stage & it inspires us