put you to bed

I think the most annoying habit in women is putting those pillows on the bed. You know when they put like fifteen pillows on the bed? And they just get taken off when you go to bed - never used - and then you sleep, and then you wake up, and then they put the pillows back on the bed. What is that about? They’re so uncomfy as well! They’re like, little, tiny pillows… and they don’t even make the bed look nicer. You look at the bed, and you’re like, ‘Ah, I don’t know if I can ruin that.’ You know? 'I don’t know if I can just jump on that.’ I don’t think enough men speak up about this. 'Cause we just kind of nod and accept it. But it’s not the done thing. Do you know what? Put them on the spare bed. You can have your pillow bed. Put them in the spare room on the spare bed. But just leave the bed. Leave the bed, come on.
—  Ed Sheeran, January 13, 2017. [x]

i was going to do something for my last follower milestone, and then i was going to do something for this most recent one – and i didn’t !! so i’m just going to take a second to say some nice things about some people who mean a lot to me – you guys !! honestly, i was so terrified to make a jack blog. i mainly roleplay with original characters after having a Bad Time with canon involving duplicates or fleeting muses. but jack has been such an – experience! and honestly, i’ve met. so many amazing people? i could tear up ( i am tearing up ) thinking about what amazing friends i’ve made here. i still have anxiety about being here and doubts about my jack and worries about things – but living in the moment right now, i’m so happy to have met you guys. it’s three a.m as i’m writing this ( and i’m going to queue it up !! ) but i just felt a lot of love for my friends who are hopefully tucked away in their beds safe and asleep. ( or at work. ) anyway – here it goes ! ( art cred. ) 

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anonymous asked:

This is a random reminder to take it slow and have a great day. Don't let anyone rush you to get your work done, just take your time and keep up the good work! Youve got this! With much love <3 Have a lovely day

Ugh thank you 😩😩 I just miss writing for you guys so much like I hate being put into bed rest 😩 like I just want to get my laptop and work O.O like in my head I’m like “ Okay *my name* you have a shit ton of matchups, you can get at least 15 done tonight and plus you need to organize the lyrics and feels for the first draft of yoosungs wedding dance. You need to be done with it by tomorrow. Then on Wednesday, Tuesday night, you need to start formally drafting BANGS and checking the previous chapters to make sure the style and tense matches a bit o.o. Then i need to start with the short one shots for the munchkin love and then I need to get ready for going back to classes on the 23 so ” like so many thoughts go thru my head and just know, you guys are in it 😂😂


Read part 1 and 2 here. 

Gif is not mine. Thank you to the wonderfull people who made it. 

“Sam..” Dean says. Sam looks towards him. Sam sees right away his phone in Dean’s hand.

“Dean it’s not what you think.” Sam says quickly.

“Sam why did y/n leave?” Dean asks angry and hurt at same time.

Shit you thought to yourself. You had a big problem. You knew for sure Dean will confront Sam about it and Sam is going to tell him everything. You had to leave and now.

You got out of bed put some new clothes on and pack some food you bought. You walked out of the room. As fast you could and you headed towards the exit. You could see it was already dark outside. That would be an advantage. You walked towards the cars in the parking lot of the motel. You needed a car. You took a deep breath. You hated doing this but you had to steal a car that would be the only way you could get rid of Sam and Dean.

You walk towards the car that it’s the further away from the entree of the motel. You start working at the door as quiet as possible. After a few minutes, you got in. You start the car and start driving it to the exit of the parking lot when you saw a black impala pull in the motel parking lot. SHIT you thought to yourself. You stay calm as possible. They pass you, it doesn’t seem like they noticed you. You drove away from the parking lot as fast as you could.

“Sam..” Dean said pissed “How could you? How could you let her do this?” Dean says

“Dean I’m sorry but we couldn’t think about anything else. This was the only option.” Sam says. He looks towards Dean and sees the hurt Dean has in his eyes.

“Sam, It’s night let’s get to a motel to sleep.” Dean says as calm as possible. He still couldn’t believe that Sam did this. That he just let you leave alone. He had to find you. No matter what that the man said. You belonged with him and it was his duty to protect you.

After a few minutes Sam and Dean reach a motel in the town. Both walked quietly to the reception to ask for a room.

“Do you a room with 2 beds?” Sam asks the blond receptionist behind the desk.

She looks up towards them.. “Let’s see.” She says with a smile. She walks towards the computer and started going thru it. Dean is looking around the room their in.

“I got a room for you. Here are the keys.” The woman said.

Dean walks towards the desk. “I just have another question.” Dean says to the woman. He takes his phone out of his pocket and searches for a picture of you. “Did you saw this woman today?” Dean says showing her the picture.

“Yes, she was checked in about 4 hours ago…” Dean smiled he had found you. “But she left like 5 min ago.”

“F*ck..” Dean said out loud. “Did you saw where she went? Did she say anything?”

“Dean calm down.” Sam says.

“No, but Broke was the one who brought her here.”

“Broke?” Dean says “Who’s Broke?”

“Broke works at the gas station a half hour from here just before you enter the town.” The woman says.

“She must have stopped there and got a ride here with him.” Sam says towards Dean. Dean nod and walks towards the exit.

“Dean what are you doing?” Sam asks.

“I’m going to take a walk. I see you in a few.” Dean says not even looking towards Sam. He keeps walking outside. He almost had you. He could almost have you in his arms again feel your warmth on his skin. He starts walking around the parking lot. When he hears a man talk on the phone.

“My car was just stolen. I’m at the motel Rejada….. No I walked to my room and walked out again and the car was gone. In a time range of 10 min. max. “ It had to be here. Dean thought. “It was a old black pick up….” That was the only he need to hear. Dean walked to his car and head out to town. Trying to find that pick up. Maybe he will see her.

“SHIT” You screamed at yourself. The car stopped on the side of the road. You hit your hands on the steering wheel. “Old piece of shit.” You screamed. You took a few deep breaths and getter you belongings and got out of the car. You kicked the front tired and looked at your surroundings. You just made it outside of town. It was dark and only  thing lighting the street was the moon. You put your bag on your shoulders and started walking leaving the town and the car behind.

Dean was driving around town when he spotted a black pickup parked on the streets just outside of town. He rode to it. He looked around seeing if he saw somebody. The car looked like it just broke down. He stopped the Impala and got out of it. He looked threw the windows of the pick up. Nobody. Then something caught his eyes the car was open. He got in and looked under the steering wheel. It was wired. The person who used it didn’t had the keys. It gave Dean a little hope maybe it was y/n. He got back to the Impala and rode away. He rode slow not missing anything he passed. After a few time he saw someone walk on the side of the streets.The person had a bag on it’s back. His heart skipped a beat. Could it really be her.

A/N.: I’m sorry it took so long to make a part 3. Tell me what you think.

Tag.: @roseangel013bf @deformed-star

Concept: It’s pouring rain outside. We lay down in your bed, put on so many blankets, and you lay on my chest with my arms around you. I run my fingers through your hair softly as you fall asleep. I kiss your forehead and tell you how beautiful you are. We are happy, nothing is bothering us. All I see is you, all I want is you, for a long time.

life tips ??

1. coat your feet in coconut oil or cocoa butter and put your socks on while you sleep. Your feet will be sooooo smooth the next morning

2. shave your legs w a men’s razor because they have more blades so you will get a closer shave

3. after shaving lather up in coconut oil (this shit is even safe for yo vagina) 10/10 would recommend

4. whitening strips and treatments are hella expensive, diy version of this is brushing w baking soda and lemon juice (it doesn’t taste that bad)

5. peppermint tea helps sooo much with bloating (and tastes bomb with some honey)

6. adding ½ cup of apple cider vinegar to your bath helps to balance your bodies ph and is really good for vaginal health

7. coffee grounds + coconut oil makes a great exfoliater

8. put vaseline and/or coconut oil on your eyebrows before you go to bed makes them so easy to style if you’re about that bomb eyebrow lifestyle

9. drinking water is the #1 best thing for you; it clears skin, boosts metabolism, and is overall really healthy for your body (esp in the summer)

10. coconut oil is really good for your hair but it can make yo roots greasy, a little bit on the ends goes a long way

11. cranberry juice, yogurt, and water works wayy better than pineapple, but fruit in general will improve yo smell/taste down there

12. if you have a car, keep a change of clothes, chapstick, gum, condoms, makeup wipes, wispies (portable toothbrushes !!!), and some spare change

13. after shaving yo vagina ( if you choose to do so) use coconut oil to avoid irritation/itchiness

14. moisturize yo booty and boobs extra bc the only thing better boobs + booty is super smooth boobs + booty

15. tea tree oil can be super helpful for pimples plus it smells super good

16. if your inner thighs chafe in the summer, put deodorant there it helps so much

17. pee after sex/masturbation ( super important to avoid UTIs)

18. getting yo eyebrows threaded is so worth it

19. treat yo self

Sleep Deprived

Summary: You’re exhausted and really just need some sleep but Bucky is nothing but trouble.

Request/Prompt(s): -4,31,62,76,9 Preferably in that order?

4. “I’m too sober for this.”
31. “I haven’t slept in ages.”
62. “If you can’t sleep… we could have sex?
76. “Please put your penis away.”
9. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

Warnings: swearing, mentions of sex, super mild smut I guess? maybe?

Word Count: 1910

Originally posted by iheartmbm

Exhaustion crept through every inch of your body, slowly dragging your thoughts into an irritable whirl. It had been a stressful few weeks, and coming off of a daunting double shift the only solace was the idea of a shower, bed, and cuddles. The idea of curling into Bucky’s warm body while you fell asleep was the only comfort to motivate your last few steps up to your apartment.

The second you turned the key in the lock and pushed the door open that comforting feeling shrank to nothing, replaced by a heavy tension. You set your things down as the excited shout of several voices assaulted your ears. The boys were over, judging by the late hour, they were also up to no good.

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Jack hides Bitty’s clothes around the house to try and stop him going back to Samwell after he visits…

“Jack, have you seen my sweater?”

“No, sorry.” Jack put it underneath his bed this morning.

“What about my black jeans. I can’t find them anywhere.”

“I haven’t seen them either.” Jack put them and two other pairs up high in his pantry this morning.

Bitty comes out of the bedroom and walks over to Jack on the couch.

“I’m also missing my Falconers hat, a pair of lace up boots, two singlets, and my red shorts. You wouldn’t know anything about that, would you, sweetheart?”

Jack shakes his head at Bitty and tries his best to look innocent.

Bitty sighs and sits down, straddling Jack’s lap. Jack’s hands come up automatically to his hips.

“So if I was to look, say, in the pantry, or under your bed, or in the trunk of your car, or in your washing machine… I wouldn’t find any of my misplaced articles of clothing.”

Jack doesn’t know how to answer that, so it comes out as a question. “No?”

Bitty laughs and kisses his forehead. “Jack.”

“I just don’t want you to go,” he admits.

“I know.”

“Good.” Jack tilts his head up and Bitty obliges by leaning down to kiss him. He gets as caught in it as he always does.

Eventually Bitty pulls back, and Jack moves his hands out from where they’d wormed their way under Bitty’s shirt.

“Can we go gather my clothes now?”

I wish other people mattered you know. I wish I met someone and my heart was like, I told you! I told you that you could do it again! But in all fucking honesty it was u and it’s still u and there’s no one else. You have my heart and it fucking kills me because I never even made it into ur bloodstream. And it doesn’t matter, none of it matters honestly because everyday when I wake up or when I go to bed, you’re still the thought that puts my heart to rest.

New Years Plans

[Harry and Draco are left on their own at the dinner table while Tonks and Remus put Teddy to bed] 

Harry: So… You’ve been here a lot lately…?

Draco: I drop by at least once or twice a month to deliver it…

Draco: Yes… Between work and helping out with Teddy, I stay pretty busy.

Draco: Potter… What are you doing for New Years?

Harry: Work, mostly. You know. Being an Auror and all.

Harry: I’ll probably just come here and help out Remus with th–

Draco: *interrupting* If you’re not doing anything, maybe we could… grab a beer… or something..

Harry: *stares at Draco in disbelief*

Harry: No! Wait. Yes.

To Be Continued…

Part Two

[[ Harry, played by the lovely @askdoratonks ]]

AND THE PUREST 1D LYRIC GOES TO……….should I put coffee and granola on a tray in bed and wake you up with all the words that I still haven’t said

cold weather survival tips so y’all can start the new year with soft glowy skin

I posted a list of beauty tips for hot weather on my old blog at the beginning of the summer and it went over really well, so I thought I’d do a cold weather version now that we’re in peak chapped-lips-and-cracked-hands season.

  • Do yourself a favor by going to the nearest drugstore and buying the biggest tub of Vaseline/petroleum jelly you can find. 90% of Dry Skin Problems™ can be solved by slapping some Vaseline on there. 
  • Seriously. Chapped lips? Use Vaseline as a lip balm. Dry, cracked heels? Slather those feetsies with Vaseline right before you go to bed (just put socks on to keep from getting your sheets all sticky) for an overnight moisturizing treatment. (You can do the same thing on your hands if they’re dry and cracked!) I’ve even used Vaseline to fix severe dry patches on my face and neck. This stuff is a lifesaver. 
  • (You might also wanna get one of those tiny mini tubs to keep in your jacket pocket or in your bag, so you’ll always have it on you. It works way better than lip balm and is the only thing that can keep my lips from cracking and bleeding all winter long.)
  • While you’re at the store, it’s a good idea to invest in a good lotion. Most scented lotions (especially Bath & Body Works brand) actually make my dry skin worse because of the perfume in them, so you might want to look into an unscented formula. Try to avoid formulas that contain alcohol (which is sometimes used to make the lotion absorb faster) because they’ll dry you out worse than before. 
  • I always recommend using lotions and moisturizers made for sensitive skin even if your skin isn’t actually sensitive, because they don’t have as many harsh ingredients that might draw moisture out of your skin! Looking for formulas with all-natural ingredients (like Burt’s Bees and Yes To) is another good way to avoid heavy chemicals.
  • Replace your makeup remover with olive oil. It melts makeup right off, and you don’t have to scrub at your face like you do with a lot of makeup removers. It’s also super hydrating and makes my skin feel SO SOFT after I use it. (Just be sure to wash it off with a cleanser before you go to bed.) A lot of people use coconut oil the same way, but I’ve never tried it so I can’t speak for how well it works compared to olive oil. 
  • If your foundation sticks really noticeably to the dry patches on your face, a good hydrating makeup primer can help a lot. e.l.f. has really good, really cheap primers that I swear by, and they even have one specifically made for dry skin! (And you can find them at Walmart and most drugstores, so you can swing by and pick it up while you’re getting your groceries.)
  • Avoid “matte” or “mattifying” foundation formulas in general if your skin is really dry, because they’ll just make your dry patches more noticeable. Use a “satin finish” or “dewy finish” foundation instead, and if you want to make it look more matte you can always set it with a powder to take away the shine! 
  • If your lips are really dry and scaly, the best thing to do is just exfoliate the dead skin away. You can make your own lip scrub really easily by mixing sugar with either olive oil or honey, and just rub it on your lips to buff off the dry skin. Be sure to follow with Vaseline or a good lip balm!
  • As a matter of fact, you should really be exfoliating your entire face once or twice a week, especially if you have really dry skin. You can buy exfoliating scrubs at the store for a few bucks or make your own. (My favorite is a homemade scrub with 1 tablespoon of cooled green tea, 2 tablespoons of sugar, and a few drops of tea tree oil. It makes my skin soooo soft and helps fade my acne scars.)
  • Consider replacing your moisturizer with a face-safe oil like jojoba or rosehip at night. (I wouldn’t recommend using olive oil or coconut oil for this though, because they’re a little too heavy.) I started using rosehip oil every night to help with the scarring on my face, and it makes my skin feel so good. It doesn’t absorb right away, so it’s almost like sleeping in a face mask every night, and you wake up with a baby-soft face. This is the first winter I haven’t had really dry patches on my face, and I think using facial oils has a lot to do with it.
  • If your lipstick is drying out your lips, use a very light layer of Vaseline as a lip primer! This also makes the lipstick go on smoother – I’ve been using this trick for chalky/streaky lipsticks for years. (I told you, Vaseline is a lifesaver.)
  • I know everyone on tumblr is always saying this, but it really is important; you gotta stay hydrated. Drink water. (Drinks like soda actually dehydrate you, so it really does have to be water.) If your skin is just feeling a little dryer than usual, it could be because you just aren’t getting enough water. Increasing your water intake is a really easy, completely free way to help your skin out. 
  • And fyi, these tips aren’t just for girls! If you’re a guy with dry skin, feel free to use any and all of the things I talked about in this post! Taking care of your body is gender neutral and everybody deserves to have nice skin. 



Okay but like, what if you could tell how many deployers he was toting about by how the plating was arranged so like

Comfy- Like four, five deployers. Nice and cozy.

Empty- Where’s the babies??? Where’s the beeebeeeeeeees???????

Max Capacity- Put them back, Soundwave. I don’t know where you found them all but put them back.

But also because what if his body shape changed drastically enought hat like…when he’s not hosting, he’s willowy TFP Soundwave, but then he can become super chunky TFA Soundwave otherwise????? I’ll draw something better tomorrow.

Noise Complaint

Summary: Y/N has her own hotel room for the first time in month’s, what better way to celebrate than having loud sex with your angel boyfriend?

 Characters: Castiel, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Reader 

 Pairing: Castiel X Reader 

 Warnings: NSFW, a ton of smutty goodness 

 Word Count: 878

 Prompt:  Congrats! I’m new to asking for requests, so I don’t want to seem too forward, but could you do 26, 28, or 48? NSFW with Cas- @icantthinkofaname-oops

 A/N: Loud sex? Uh hell fucking yeah. Loud sex with a blue eyed angel of the lord? Sign me the fuck up!

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The opposite of butterflies
is the hive, dead in your stomach.
Is having to birth the dead bees.
When sunlight comes and you
think only of what new thing will
die, today. In the thick of my legs
I pull in to find the nerves, to
shake them awake before the night
comes, before I make pretend of coming,
so the bees that still live there may be
less lonely. What piece of that
warm hum will crackle off tonight, crawl
out from where we put ourselves
to bed, once? When you do not
feel like your body is erupting from
the overwhelm of wings, you will
feel like something large and
whole died inside you. And, as if
it had tried to come out, you will find its
arms mangled too close to the surface.
You will touch its fingers to yours. You
will think maybe, like an animal,
it tried to go home to die. The inside of
bodies like me, is no home.
—  “The Opposite” By Emma Bleker

bringing drunk luke home is a struggle,because carrying a 7 foot tall person is not an easy task when you need to drag that noodle up the stairs all the way to your shared bedroom with his rambling and grunts,but when you put him to bed, you cant help but to melt at the sight of him being all snuggled up when all of a sudden he said “staring is rude babe” and you would just roll your eyes and cuddle up next to him

Shit Abled People Say #246

Lot’s of people: “you should put away your phone before you go to bed, and you wouldn’t have trouble falling asleep.”
Would be reasonable advise if i didn’t keep explaining that my anxiety gets worse at night and my phone keeps me distracted and calm until i get tired enough to fall asleep. Please listen.

People say that you’re the most vulnerable when you’re sleeping and I think about that a lot when it comes to sleeping with you. During the day I can see the tough exterior you put out but once night time hits and we are in bed together that exterior fades away to let your soft interior shine. I don’t think you realize half of the things you do or say when you’re asleep. You tend to gravitate towards me to the point where there’s not even an inch of space between us and you wrap your arms and legs around me and bury your face into the crook of my neck. Waking up to us in that position never fails to make my heart race every single time. You also tend to tell me how much you love me a few times during the night and I swear every time you say it I melt a little more inside. And the sleepy kisses exchanged while we’re both drifting in and out of sleep always puts a massive smile on my face. And then when morning hits we’re both so reluctant to separate because the feeling of having our bodies intertwined is far too amazing to ruin. It’s definitely one of the scariest things ever to let yourself be so completely vulnerable with a person but when it comes to you I’d do anything to make sure that heart of yours never breaks
—  May 31st, 7:56pm