put ur hands on me

  • Roober: put ur hands up this is a roberry
  • Me: oh shit man have all the mone- wait isnt ur name supposed to be robber not roober?
  • Roober: oh shit thats embarrassing

Ugh guys g-gimme strength to post my next comic… I just need to add text but I’m so lazy 😭😭 SEND ME NU– I MEAN POWER !! MORE POWERRRR AND MOTIVATION 😂😂💖

Originally posted by senpaixxchan

flirting with a man at a bar

me: hey lemme see ur phone I’ll put my number in

unsuspecting fool: hahah sure *hands me his phone*

me: *transfers his entire Pokemon Go team to myself*

fool: what the fuck?

me: *rips my jacket open to reveal a sensible tee with a large bedazzled letter R* TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM DEVISTA–

the signs as underrated p!atd songs
  • aries: oh glory
  • taurus: kaleidoscope eyes
  • gemini: mercenary
  • cancer: bittersweet
  • leo: all the boys
  • virgo: trade mistakes
  • libra: turn off the lights
  • scorpio: nearly witches
  • sagittarius: c'mon
  • capricorn: memories
  • aquarius: stall me
  • pisces: when the day met the night

HUNCHO !! QUAVO!!! YO YO YOU KNOW I BEEN TAKIN SOME TIME AND I BEEN KEEPIN TO MYSELF I HAD MY EYES UP ON THE PRIZE AINT WATCHIN ANYBODY ELSE BUT UR LOVE IT HIT ME HARD GIRL YEAH UR BAD FOR MY HEALTH I LOVE THE CARDS THAT IVE BEEN DEALT DO U FEEL THE SAME AS WELL U KNOW I USED TO BE IN 1D NOW IM OUT FREE PPL WANT ME FOR ONE THING THATS NOT ME IM NOT CHANGIN THE WAY THAT I USED TO BE I JST WANNA HAVE FUN N GET READY COKE N BACARDI SIPPIN LIGHTLY WHEN I WALK INSIDE THE PARTY GIIRLS ON ME F1 TYPE FERRARI 6 GEAR SPEED GIRL I LOVE IT WHEN YA BODY GRINDS ON ME U KNOW I ILOVE IT WHEN THE MUSIC’S LOUD BUT COM ON STRIP THAT DOWN FOR ME! NOW THERE S A LOTTA PPL IN THE CROWD BUT ONLYU CAN DANCE W ME SO PUT UR HANDS ON MA BODEHHHH AND SWING THAT ROUND FOR ME BABY U KNOW I LOVE IT WHEN THE MUSICS LOUD BUT CMON ON STRIP THAT DOWN FOR ME YEAH YEA YEA HYEAH STRIP THAT DOWN GIRL LOVE IT WHEN U HIT THE GROUND (YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH ) STRIP THAT DOWN GIRL LOVE WHEN U HTI THE GROUND - 

As you keep staring into my swirling, mesmerizing pendulum, slowly dangling in front of your sleepy eyes, back and forth, back and forth… why don’t you put ur hands behind your hand, and display that hot body for me…
Very nice my boy… so glad I decided to come live in that neighborhood. You’re certainly the hottest neighbor I ever had under my control my dear boy…

anonymous asked:

pennywise would definitely be into choking you during sex, letting you know who's in charge and that you belong to him. he loves seeing how submissive you are to his touch, just as much as he loves putting his hands wherever he pleases.

YES !!! Choke me with ur claws claddy! 

anonymous asked:

i pray to santa maria but why. she watched u do it to me. was she busy when u put it inside of me? she watched u put ur hands on me on a little girl little girl too little to be loud so easy to cry out but i cant because ur choking me. i put my dress back on like its new skin. blood runs down my leg. i feel it cant feel. santa maria please take it away. take him out of me. take him out. kill him kill him kill him. u watched. jesus watched the priest rape me. he watched and he didnt make him stop