put the puppy down little fly

Got7 Cute Imagine  -  mark

Originally posted by iamlatinaandilovekpop

summary: mark tries to hide a puppy from you for your birthday
the main word here is TRIES 

genre: fluff….again

a/n: this is acc a really cute request thank you to @gudhqkod for requesting!!!!!!!!
imagine him actually trying to hide a doG NOOOO

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-can you believe that your boyfriend 

-Mark Tuan™

-is the cutest thing ever

-like he makes you so happy 

-and out of having the world’s best boyfriend

-you got 6 kids as well

-you weren’t exactly a mother

-i mean you could be

-but these kids…..WHOA

-yeah other than the love of your life and your 6 new kids 

-you had one more person you loved

-was coco

-the little white puppy that you fell head over heels for 

-ah

-you loved coco so much

-everytime you went over to youngjae’s 

-you always stayed by coco’s side 

-you took coco out for walks

-fed him

-gave him lots of cuddles and kisses

-and you took lots of pictures together

-”now i really want a dog! coco is so cute!”

-but you didn’t really mean this

-you were joking 

-of course you wanted a dog

-but you didn’t know how to get one

-mark accidentally overheard you talking to your friend about wanting a small puppy to call your own and to just take care of a dog and be a proud dog mother™

-your favourite breed is not exactly a fan favourite but….

-you always wanted an akita inu

-they’re your favourite breed 

-like you love the fact that they look like a little fox

-so mark…..

-he does the impossible

-he looks up where he could get akitas

-and he found a place that’s actually really close to the JYP building

-it’s a dog’s home that houses breeds that aren’t that popular or easy to find

-so after practice 

-he goes with youngjae to the dog home

-”wait where are we going???”

-”i’m getting a puppy for y/n”

-”ah….but her birthday is tomorrow??? how are you–”

-”oH SHIT”

-yeah he got too excited

-and now

-he was sitting in the jyp building 

-with a small adorable pupper

-and the akita inu puppy

-and the other members of got7 coming back shortly

-fuuuuuuuuuuck

-just as he was thinking about happy he would be to see your face light up at the sight of the small baby doggo 

-the boys come back 

-eVEN MORE FUUUUUUUUUUCK

-”oh hey guys your back how was your break what did you guys do why are you guys back so early lmao why are you guys looking at me suspiciously”

-”mark”

-”yeah yugyeom”

-”i don’t think hiding the puppy in your jumper was a good idea….we can see the tail”

-”wait how did you know”

-”youngjae really can’t keep his mouth shut about this”

-”c o c o    i s    f r e e”

-”w h a t”

-so now mark is just still sitting in the jyp building

-and because he can’t really take the dog home yet

-because he was going to go to your place

-but he can’t

-and he can’t go back to the dorm

-because he doesn’t know how coco will react to the baby

-fuck

-so the only option

-is to stay overnight in the jyp building with the baby 

-you on the other hand you’re getting hellllaaaaa worried about mark

-so you just text him asking where he is

-and he says that he has to stay in the building

-and he tells you goodnight and that he loves you a lot and stuff

-and you just get so soft because he really does love you and you love him too

-so after everyone went home

-he’s just sat in the practice room with the tiny akita inu 

-watching it run around

-and he’s so excited 

-and the puppy stops an just looks at mark

-and it’s like an intense staring competition for 2 minutes

-until the puppy runs over to mark and just jumps into his lap

-wow this little guy really likes mark

-it was getting late

-so he just lies on the sofa with the little guy on his stomach

-”you know……your mom is really pretty…she’s so cute and i love her so much and i hope you love her as much as i do..”

-HE LOVES YO ASS SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

-so the morning of your birthday comes around and you’re so happy 

-like you’re radiating this happy aura and it’s so nice

-all the members wish you happy birthday 

-while they’re looking after your present

-because they came in early

-to help mark prepare for your little surprise party

-like he was able to quickly go to the dorm to get ready and stuff

-and you did the same

-well you were already home but you got ready 

-your friend took you out the day before to new clothes and you look pretty cute in your new outfit

-and you just hope that mark is ok

-so you get ready 

-and you then get a text saying that you should come to the jyp building

-but your friend gets there first

-and just sees the little puppy and falls in love 

-like this puppy was cuter than cute 

-it 

-had

-a

-little 

-bow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-AWWWWWWWWW YOUNG MAN WAS LOOKING FLY AND CUTE 

-so you make your way there

-in the entrance one of the staff gave you a bunch of balloons and it was so sweet

-aAAWWWWWWW

-you get to the room 

-and it’s dark 

-until the lights come on 

-and you just see mark and the others and your friend and you’re just so happy 

-they wish you a happy birthday before they sit you down on the sofa

-and you’re just waiting there

-your friend puts a blindfold over your eyes

-you instantly get nervous

-wh a t    th e   f  uc k 

-of course you’re gonna get nervous

-the last time your friend put a blindfold on you 

-you had pie on your face and you had an egg on your head

-but no 

-this was probably the best surprise of all

-ok so mark told you to keep your arms out

-and you’re just there like

-ok 

-what next

-and then you feel something soft and small being placed on your lap

-and you just start to cry because you think you know what it is 

-the thing in your lap started to move around like making itself comfy 

-you take the blindfold off

-and the waterworks start

-liked

-ITS A DOG OH MY GOSH I LOVE DOGS IS THIS NOW MY BABY 

-and the dog is like

-FUCK THIS IS MY MOM YOU WERE RIGHT I LOVE HER SO MUCH WOW I LOVE MY MOM 

-and you just stand up and hold the dog in your hands

-and mark just hugs you and whispers

-”happy birthday y/n i love you”

-you love mark so much in this moment

-because you had your own little baby 

-with your baby 

-aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


-“hey mark……………………………..did the dog go to toilet in the practice room”

-”no wdym”

-”because—”

-”eeWWW IS THIS DOG PISS WTF”

-”was that jyp”

-”shit that was”

-”r u n      f o r       y o u r      l i v e s

the-lavender-pearl  asked:

Omfg tell me more about the kidnapping story

ALriGHty then FriEnd. Here we go. So I live in California generally by San Francisco, but this summer I flew to Montana (If you’re not from the US, it’s about 2000 miles away, right below Canada) by myself to spend 6 weeks with my extended family that I rarely get to see. So It was like August 1st or whatever, it was a tuesday. And let me clarify, Montana is like the 3rd biggest state or some shit but it is literally Cowboy™Hell™. Their capital city Helena (where we were might I add) only has a population of  31,169. Now, I cant speak for all of y’all reading this, but that is small as fuck. I’m not gonna tell you where I live, but the population of my SMALL city is  84,950. AND MY CITY IS TINY. Like binch get some people. Anyways,,, so I was staying with my cousin Mackenzie and we told her literal trash piece of a mom that we were going to stay the night at her friend Olivia’s house. So we went to Olivia’s and did our makeup and fucked around and decided we wanted to go out. So where do you go when you’re in  Cowboy™Hell™ with population of 31,169? Walmart. So at this point when we are done fucking around and gettin ready and shit, its like 10pm. No matter where you are in the world, all Walmarts are the same. e v e r y w h e r e. When you step into a Walmart you get that feeling and it’s what keeps the world together. So when we go to Walmart, we literally fuck around there for like an hour, and we get some Rockstar energy drinks bc what’s more suspicious than 3 teenagers,, one with bright ass dyed red hair (me,,),,, buying a bottle of chemicals to consume at 11pm,, :)) So let me clarify, there is a “city”-wide curfew from 11pm to 5:30am,, and my cousins terrible excuse of a mom doesnt know we are out. So we leave walmart and we just chill in Mackenzie’s (cousin) car deciding wtf we should do. And then we remember, we know someone with a cute ass dog. This dog is literally the cutest dog anyone has ever seen, not even exaggerating. She is like a 6 week old Australian shepherd mix and she looks like the physical embodiment of if Trump got impeached (the literal best thing in the world). So this chick who owns this dog let’s us come meet her so we can like pet sit the dog for the night. So obviously, we go get this dog,, i mean,,,,, who wouldn’t want to be with the cutest dog  e v e r. So we go get this dog and we were just chillin and talking to the girl for a while so now its like 12am. So now there’s just 3 suspicious looking teenagers with literally nothing to do in  Cowboy™Hell™. And now we have a dog. So let me tell you about Olivia real quick. She has been living off energy drinks for the last 3 years, she’s not the BIGGEST fan of the dog (for some reason..), and her life goal is to go take pictures on all of the statues in  Cowboy™Hell™ with a population of 31,169. And thats what we go to do. We drive downtown and take this cute ass puppy who is no bigger than a football and we start walking around downtown. Now,, as much as I love this dog, I said we probably shouldn’t take it because she can’t walk for that long,, but no,, Kenzie wanted to take her,, So we did. So we walk around with this cute ass dog downtown at like 1am with no one else there and no form of protection,, i know,,,,, smart. In Cowboy™Hell™, there’s a large statue of a propeller on top of a small hill in like the middle of downtown. So we all start walking up this hill so Olivia can achieve her life goal,, well the dog was getting tired or something because it kept like stopping on it’s way up. So Olivia and I went up the hill to the propeller while Kenzie stayed with the dog and tried to get it to come. About 2 minutes after we went up the hill,, Kenzie came running up to the top holding the dog and saying “dude there’s a guy coming up the hill”,, none of us actually thought this was fucking terrifying bc there’s just some random ass guy at 1am,,, but we are all antisocial fucks so obviously talking to him was what we were worried about. But just as Kenzie told us, we saw the guy which freaked tf out of her because she said he would have had to RUN,,,, to be that close to us that soon. So you know when you’re chasing your sibling and theres one of you on each side of the table or the couch or whatever? yeah,,,, that’s what we did with this guy,.. We attempted to ‘hide’ behind the propeller (it was literally the most pathetic thing i’ve ever done, we were all laughing and joking like “oh fucc he’s probably a murderer lmao” (as we needed to be fucking quiet) and as he walked by he said something but none of us know what he said. it was really short but idk. So he went into this tunnel that’s filled with graffiti that’s literally right behind the propeller statue and then we actually had some logic and were like o shit we should probably go,,,,,, so we all like ran down the other side of this hill,, and let me remind you,, we are still holding this goddamn dog,, that i said we shouldn’t take.. We were all laughing like omg we are gonna get raped lmfao (which we shouldnt joke about but some creepy ass dude just walked by us at 1:30 am like tf). So we were just chillin and then we notice, this guy started walking down the hill. Towards us. Now we are actually creeped the fuck out and we starting to think like oh shit is this guy actually following us,, so we start walking away, making sure to keep looking at him to see if hes still following us. Okay, sidenote; I currently have a balloon tied to my wrist (i found it while climbing statues earlier), I am holding a book that we also found, Olivia is holding the dog because the puppy can’t run with us, and Kenzie is holding a book and Olivia’s energy drink. It’s 1:30 am in the middle of  Cowboy™Hell™ population 31,169 and some guy is now following us. But we wanted to make sure he was following us, so we went around a building and he also went around us, confirming that he is indeed,, a complete psychopath. So we run around the building to the other side and we check to see if he’s still there. Also,, this  e n t i r e  time, we only ever saw him walk. He never ran. Which lowkey made it even MORE fucking terrifying. So me, having common sense, think O SHIT, THERE’S SOME RANDOM ASS GUY FOLLOWING US IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,, WE SHOULD PROBABLY CALL THE COPS,,,,, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,,,,,,,, nah.. that idea was shut down immediately when Olivia brought up, the curfew. Hmmmmm,,,,, face parents or get raped/murdered????,,,,, obviously the latter. So now it’s probably 2am. At this point, we start to worry a bit, and by ‘worry a bit i mean start freaking the fuck out. Like, we could legitimately die depending on what this guy’s intentions were. Without Kenzie or I even noticing, Olivia picks up a rock in case she needs a weapon,,, like a rock would protect against a gun or knife or some shitt,,, but its okay. And while all of this is happening,,,,,,,,,, we are still holding this cute ass dog. So we decided we need to GO. But the guy is between us and the car. So we run across the street and hide in this little area in the trees. He sees us and starts walking down the MIDDLe of the street.  Creepy as FUCK. So we start running,, with my balloon, two books, an energy drink and a puppy. We ran to this old walking street thing that goes uphill, and they have a bunch of historical buildings or something. We can see the first building has like a back yard so we hop the stone fence and hide back there. I put my balloon on the doorknob to the building so that it wouldn’t fly away, and the guy couldn’t see where we were (ik,, smart af). We set the dog down and take a few moments to chill and breathe and think about what we are gonna do. This building is right on the street and right across from a park, so olivia tries to go look and see if the guy is still there, and she accidentally hit a huge metal thing which made the LOUDEST sound ever. So take a moment to ask yourself, what the fuck would you do if some creepy ass dude was following you at 2am in the middle of a “city” that you dont live in? Well shitt just die apparently. So we started talking and we were like fuck, we need to get the hell out of here, now. At this point, our car is like .7 miles away and we are all lazy ass motherfuckers who don’t run,, e v e r. But I guess it’s our only option. So we have to run this, while carrying two books, an energy drink, and a dog. You might ask you might ask yourself, why still carry the books and energy drink?? Are they really that important??? Yes. We sneak out onto the street to see if he’s even still there, and then we see this dicknugget stand up. He was sitting in the park, waiting for us. And then we started running. Now, running back to our car was a whole other adventure just by itself. We are running slightly downhill, which makes us go faster. We don’t even bother looking to see this guy because  nyoom nyoom gotta go fast  – We start sprinting down this road,, and then we hear a car coming. It’s gotta be going like 60 mph down this goddamn road at 2am and they see 3 teenage girls sprinting. Just a normal day in  Cowboy™Hell™ apparently because if you see three people running as fast as they can down a road in the middle of the night, you might stop to see if they’re okay? nahhhh. guess nott. Not to mention, Olivia and I almost got ran over by this goddamn car because we are running in the middle of the street. Meanwhile, we still have 2 books, an energy drink, and a puppy (who at this point is probably traumatized just like the rest of us).. So we just keep running for what seemed like forever (it was probably like 2 minutes), and then,, I drop my book. And me,, being the dumbass that I am,,, i stop to pick it up. Don’t ask me why I risked my life to pick up a book that we randomly found,, a book that i dont need,, a book that later we found out to be erotica,, because i do. not. know. Ya know, I always had this mental picture that if, for some reason, I had to run for my life, my body would trade in my out-of-shape, asthma-stricken lungs for super-lungs from the adrenaline or something– BOI WAS I WRONG. My lungs felt like they were on fire. Like actually burning. So what do I do? I’m literally being chased by a murderer but I really dont wan’t to run.. Well fuck, guess i’ll just die. I start walking because FUCK IT, my out of shape ass needs to chill. Then Kenzie see’s that I am walking she was like THANK GOD i’m tired too. Meanwhile Olivia is way ahead of us, and she looks back to see us,,, and we are walking, and she was like “what the fuCk are you DoiNG ??”. So kenzie and I work up the strength to start running again; and then we see it,,, our car. We unlock the car and just sit. All of us out of breath, scared shitless, apparently Olivia still had her rock, and my first thought after this was all done? I want my balloon. While all these events were occurring, Kenzie was texting her friend what was happening. We went and picked up Kenzie’s friend and his friend who was staying with him. Now it’s like 3am. We almost just got murdered/raped/kidnapped/whatever, the cute ass dog is sleeping in the car, and now we have two guys with us. weLL HEy, I haVe A gREat iDeA; LET’s GO GET MY BALLOON. So we drove the car for another 20 minutes and went back to the same place we almost died; I know, smart. Just a quick reminder that Cowboy™Hell™’s “city”-wide curfew is 11pm… and its 3am,,,. So we park in the same exact spot we were parked 2 hours earlier when we were being stalked by some creepy motherfucker and we got out. We showed the guys what happened place by place, we got my balloon, and then we were just chillin on the street. We saw some car down the street driving towards us and Kenzie made some tdumbass joke like “lmao watch that be the sheriff”, Well GUESS WHO THE FUCK IT WAS??? YOU GuESseD rIGhT mY FrIENd. the sheriff. Quick reminder: curfew. If that sheriff stops, not only do we look fuckin suspicious af just chillin in the middle of downtown on a tuesday at 3am, they will call our parents. And we cant have that.. So what do you do when you’re in  Cowboy™Hell™ and can’t get caught by the cops? Run. We all get off our asses and book it, and hide in some bushes for about 10 minutes until the coast was clear,, well we thot anyways,,,, we were walking down the street and he came around again and guess what? We all run for like 20 minutes back to our damn car and drive. BYE BITCH. None of our parents know we are out, so where tf do we go now? Can’t go home. My home is 2000 miles away. Well what perfect place to be in  Cowboy™Hell™ then the CHURCH. We legitimately spent a good 3 hours in the church parking lot because where else we gonna go? back to Walmart? Probably,,, then its about 7am and we drove to some park. Welllllll,, since its  Cowboy™Hell™ with a population of 31,169, EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS EACH OTHER. My cousin’s neighbor came jogging by at 7 in the goddamn morning (who does that, get a life, sleep in, just stahp,,) and recognizes our car and guess what happens now? He calls our parents :))))))) Thanks for being a snitching ass little bitch,, because then my cousin’s mom drives up and says heyyyyyy, get your asses home :)) Well guess where we didn’t go? home. Guess where we went instead? Of all the places in  Cowboy™Hell™ with a population of 31,169, we went to Walmart