put that in your pipe

Pipe Dreams

Imagine you happen across the deal of a lifetime, a full 1,000 gallon aquarium setup being sold for a steal, and you actually have the space and money for it. Fully plumbed and ready to go, with lights, lids, everything. You just need to add aquascape, water, and fish.

So what do you put in it? What’s your pipe dream?


The Christmas Invasion - Behind the Scenes [Part 11]

Excerpt from Benjamin Cook’s articles in Doctor Who Magazine #365

[Benjamin Cook asking David Christmas-themed questions]

BC: Which gift from ‘The 12 Days of Christmas’ would you most like to receive this year?

DT: If the pipers piping were Billie Pipers, then obviously I’d go for that. But that would be quite creepy. It’s got to be ladies dancing, hasn’t it? I mean, there’s not really much contest. Five golden rings you could flog, if they were really nice. But I don’t think you’d get much for them.

BC: If there were five of them, they’re unlikely to be top-notch quality.

DT: Well thought through. I mean, all the others would just be irritating, frankly. And dirty. Colley birds? French hens? Yes, you could eat them, but then you’d have to murder them yourself. I don’t want to do that at Christmas. That’s far too much effort. I want a shrink-wrapped turkey from Sainsbury’s. No, ladies dancing - much better. They can come and dance in my Christmas parlour.

BC: What’s the worst Christmas record of all time?

DT: Ooh jings. No, there’ve got to be some terrible ones, haven’t there? Well, anything by Cliff Richard. Mistletoe and Wine? It’s got to be Mistletoe and Wine. That is a heinous piece of work, isn’t it? My mum likes it. She likes everything by Cliff Richard. But she is wrong! It’s saccharine, and repulsive, and when all those kids start singing at the end, you just want to murder. It’s horrible.

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One of my favorite Garrus moments

One of my favorite parts in the Citadel DLC is when I fight my way to when Garrus picks up comms and he’s like “lucky for you Arch Angels your boyfriend,” and then Brooks pipes in with “Your putting Shepard in danger,” and Garrus is all like “I’m doing what!?!…” 

He's pretty much like “bitch I have been with Shepard since day one! I RODE SHOTGUN IN THE MAKO WHILE SHEPARD DROVE!! We have had crazy  interspecies sex that neither of us are sure how it works exactly but we are making that shit WORK!! We’ve killed REAPERS together and Shepards waist looked damn fine doing it you squeamish bitch! You wanna know how I know she looked damn fine doing it? Because I was hanging back picking off the fuckers bent on shooting that sweet waist of hers while you were off somewhere with your thumb up your ass! So How dare you!? I will rip off your head and shit down your throat you say that shit to me again.”

Tweaker tip!! Flavored clouds.
So a friend of mine past her knowledge to me and I want to share this simple trick.
The reason for the picture is that inside the filter of those kind of cigarettes you can find a little essence ball, in my country lucky strike is the brand with the most variety of flavors.
You’ll have cut inside your filter to reach for the ball, take it out and put it inside your pipes stem and press it untill it pops, I recomend this BEFORE your dope’s in the bowl, so spread the liquid around the tube and try to cover like an inch from the tip to the bowl so it doesn’t gets hot. This wont affect your dope and flavors like cherry are worth it. Each ball will last depending on how intense you want to taste it.
Share your thoughts, improves or whatever you want to say fellow tweakers.
(Créditos de la foto a su autor)

*Kills D.Va from Overwatch* Put that in your pipe……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..And FUCK it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im also obsessed with the phrase Put that in your pipe and smoke it. except when i first remembered it i went Put that in your corncob and smoke it

The 2p!s meeting their 1p!s


“Oooh, hot damn. What’s your name sexy?”

Originally posted by vapazzo


“Oh hello there ! What may your name be? My name is Oliver! It is such a pleasure to meet you! I hope we can become good friends!” 

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs


 “ Sooo…you’re Matthew???” ‘Holy hell he’s cute

Originally posted by queenofanimegifs



Originally posted by allreactions


 “ Hello, My name is Viktor, i suppose you’re my 1p!? Hmm, your actually not that ba-Omg put that pipe down!”

Originally posted by allreactions


“Huh? You’re-YOU’RE MY 1P!? HOOOLLY SHIIT! Let me just get ya number, real quick-” 

Originally posted by animerocks0123



Originally posted by maeda-motoko


 “What? ‘Do you want a hug?’. Do i look like that type of person that would wa-GET THE HELL OF ME YOU STRONZO!!”

Originally posted by victuuried



Originally posted by emotionalinstability


 “Oh no! Darling no! You can’t go around looking like that! Here, let Flavio help you!”

Originally posted by beyoncedivaknowles


“O-oh h-hello. I’m G-Gillen and i hope we can become frie-COULD YOU PLEASE PUT ME DOWN!”

Originally posted by sportsanimedaily

anonymous asked:

Jack : I like the island manhatten Davey: I know you do Jack: smoke on your pipe and put that in

Oh gosh, I’m not really sure I know what this means! Would you mind trying again?

anonymous asked:

I hope you finally left that P girl! You don't deserve her negativity, lies and everything she brings.. Please be my best friend and I'll treat you right 😘

😂😂😂😂you know I’m a pretty low-key kinda person, live and let live is how I try and live my life. But for a second I’m gonna put that aside. 😘
I haven’t left P and it’s non of your business either way so put that in your pipe and smoke it. And I’d like to know where your getting this information because you obviously don’t know shit 😂😂😂 and the fact that you sent a message bashing one of the people I love and care for in the world do you think that I’m gonna want to be your friend 😂😂the only person who can treat me better is Shawn 😂😂
Okay that’s outta my system 😘
@moonlitdazee your always gonna be wifey.

My date asked to put a camera in me.

I thought it was “i want to put a baby in you” but nope, turns out if you goto a GI and get an Endoscopy and Colonoscopy, they do not put a baby in you. instead, without dinner or flowers, they just put cameras in places that only your lover should. Good news is, these pipes are cleeeeeeaaaan. And they removed 2 polyps which could have become the C word. So am very thankful for that silly doctor putting the cameras in my special places. He may have saved my life.

I feel like a leech to everyone around me
unsure and false promises I make.
I invade your existence with my dependence
and leave you guilt tripped until you take
care of me, for If not I will surely die.
I don’t feed or clean myself and I am always high,
putting pipe dreams before the necessities in life.
Without your help I have no hope to survive.
Now I know that sounds pathetic,
that’s because that’s what I am.
So open about my flaws
but it’s all part of my plan.
For If I can recognize my flaws
you’ll assume I’m trying to change,
but I am lazy and disheartened
and I know I will remain the same.
Taking all you can give me trying to live in excess.
You know you’ll make my life much easier, I’ll make your life a mess.
Squirm away stupid leech boy go and die now in the drain,
you speak only of your sadness but are yet to feel true pain.

As I get older I also worsen.
I used to be a better person.
Growing into a constant burden.
Introducing man child.

I am scared I’ll lose my job because I always go in stoned,
If I do will you feed me, take me in and hear me moan.
If you don’t I’m on your concience and will surely die alone.
Invite me in to regret it as I take over your home.
Oh so useless and demanding no I will not help out with chores.
I’ll bring no money or conversation. Unmotivated and bored.
Staring blankly into space absorbing all you have worked for,
I will dissapoint those who think I can do more.
I warn you now to avoid me.
I may not bite the hand that feeds,
but I will wrap my lips around it
and I will suck off all the meat.
You’ll be left feeling used once you find out I’m a leech,
I’ll take all yuo can give and then I will up and leave.
No shame or dignity left in me as I scout out brand new friends
to invade with my dependence and let it start again.

Chapter 6

“There’s fine,” the skeleton said calmly.

Sans sauntered over, and stood in front of you for a second. Then he was sliding his hands over your waist. It was like dancing in school all over again. Standing at a distance, hands above your hips. You felt a rush of tense attraction coiled in your stomach.

“Okay,” he looked a bit uncomfortable, his pinprick eyes darting around, not making eye contact. You felt his bones grip into your sides, “let me know if I’m squeezing too hard. You can put your hands wherever, just make sure you hold on.”

Your face felt hot again, and you held your hands up awkwardly, trying to decide the least invasive place to put them. You settled on his shoulders. Placing your hands there, he piped up, “Harder than that, if I’m not carrying you, you’re going to have to hold on a bit tighter.”

You squeezed down on his shoulders and felt the bones underneath his sweater and shirt. He let out a slightly strangled sounding breath, and said “Better. Now don’t let go. You ready?”

You nodded, your heart practically beating out of your chest.

“Please keep your arms inside the vehicle,” Sans said in a goofy voice, “we are ready for takeoff.”


For @ladydarkina and her wonderful fiction “Between Flesh & Bone” on archiveofourown.org

This is actually the first picture I had drawn before I had decided to draw one of each of the chapters. Or better put. This was what I drew that made me want to draw for the chapters.

So I saw two movies today! Unfortunately, one was not Hidden Figures. It sold out. (Glad for them, sad for me.) I have a ticket now to see that on Friday after class. Instead, I saw Sing! And then I was invited to a prescreening for The Founder. I think it comes out, like, tomorrow, though. So not much of a prescreening. It was free tho, lol.

Sing was… I mean, it was your basic Illumination flick. They specialize in cute films that aren’t exactly life-changing. I would put Sing at a bit better than Despicable Me (the first) but not nearly at the level of Zootopia, Moana, or Kubo. I waited that entire movie to see if that damn koala would ever pay his employees he cheated out of wages at the beginning of the film and he never did so you can put that spoiler in your pipe and smoke it, haha. I think it probably had a couple too many characters than it could really devote full attention to, tbh, and some (like the mouse) annoyed me. But the voice acting was very good and the singing was great. The plot was predictable but still pretty fun. It kind of reminded me of The Book of Life in that it had nice animation, some okay ideas for characters, a somewhat shallow plot, a lot of covers of pop songs, and one random original song that seemed kind of bizarrely good haha. That said, the animation was more interesting in BoL but the writing and covers were miles better in Sing – but I really didn’t like the writing or covers in BoL, so YMMV there. All in all, I’d say it was fun and cute. It’s a good time-passer, but I would honestly wait for Netflix. 

(Side note: were the koala and the sheep like a thing because they never said they were a thing but I got definite Vibes.)

AND SPEAKING OF UNFAIR WAGES AND A BUSINESSMAN THAT WIGGLES OUT OF CONTRACTS, The Founder! I was surprised how much I liked it, actually. (I’m not usually a big biopic person.) I think it probably could have stood to show its teeth a little more, but it was much more interesting than your average biopic. It’s basically about how McDonald’s went from a family-owned business to the major corporation it is today, and how the brothers who founded the business and the entire concept of fast food got royally screwed. I mean, it’s pretty much a film about how Ray Kroc is a grade A douchebag, and how he was willing to use that complete dickbaggery to get ahead. Michael Keaton did a great job portraying him, honestly, and John Carroll Lynch and Nick Offerman portrayed the brothers with a lot of empathy. I’ll admit that I only did some cursory research, so I can’t tell you how accurate the film was; however, it was an interesting character study, and it really kind of made an uncomfortable point about how it was exactly the shittiness we complain about re: McDonald’s that allowed it to become so successful. Well acted, an interesting piece of history, and they used words small enough that people who do not know a lot about business or real estate (see: me) can follow along.

anonymous asked:

It's pretty stupid to think that a man is a lesbian just because he says he is. His appropriation is not only disgusting but blatantly homophobic. Wake up.

zzzzzz wow you’re a real fucking dumb bitch and no one cares what you think. point blank. period. the end. funny how you say this shit about my friend yet she and I are hella cute and tight as fuck and you’re sitting there all ugly a cowardly and pathetic creep. think about it. let that steep in. stew on it. put that in your pipe and smoke it