Random Marching Band Story #1
One time we had sections during Marching Band practice. We’re an all girl section and so honestly flute sectionals are pretty crazy.
So one of our drum majors (Connor) comes to help us because he’s bored and has nothing to do during this time and our tech said we needed help.
So he comes over and we’re doing our normal thing which basically consists of laughing every time we do anything, seducing a tree (true story), and basically doing anything that’s not what we’re supposed to be doing.
Then somebody realizes that we’re probably making Connor a little uncomfortable because… we’re an all girl section and we’ve kinda been talking about… all girl stuff. And honestly Connor probably wouldn’t have told us if we were because he’s the quietest DM and is literally just standing there smiling.
So our section leader is like “okay guys let’s ACTUALLY focus Sorry Connor” and then Connor goes “well, at least it’s better than period talks with Lauren” (Lauren on the only girl DM) and we’re like “wait whAT”
Moral of the story: good thing he didn’t get there ten minutes earlier because Ari was measuring butt sizes.