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Genji is secretly a McHanzo shipper.
Hanzo is probably going to kill him again.

20 Ways to annoy Jeon Jungkook

1. If you’re a girl, sit really close next to him and put your feet on his lap. 

Originally posted by baekon-stripss

2. Give him “the talk” in graphic detail whilst he’s trying to eat lunch.

Originally posted by jungkookpresent

3. When he gets up and moves away from you after muttering he knows about it all, yell that it’s important to be safe, that you’re glad he wanted advice and that his urges are natural (making sure everyone else hears). 

4. Stare him out early in the morning by his bedside until he peeks his eyes open. 

Originally posted by softykook

5. Whilst he’s trying to do a cover of a song, imitate his voice in a girly shrill. 

6. Get a 40 year old to call him Oppa. 

Originally posted by liveforeverneversaynever

7. When he gets annoyed, say fine and start calling him ajusshi. 

Originally posted by liveforeverneversaynever

8. When he gets dressed for the day, nod approvingly and tell him how he channels “fuck boy chic” well.

Originally posted by jayfatuasian

9. Eat more food from his plate. 

10. Follow him around, blowing rasberries like a minion in his face. 

11. Hide all his white shirts and timberlands. 

12. Fill his Timberlands with glitter. 

13. Play with the music stereo whilst he’s trying to practice.

14. Take over his phone, send embarrassing memes of him to the girl he secretly likes. 

15. Jump on his bed whilst he’s trying to sleep. 

16. Call his mother and tell her you’re pregnant with his child.

17. Call Tae’s father on Jungkook’s behalf seeking permission for a surrogate baby through you. 

18. Trip him up. 

19. Say ‘ha, good at everything my ass. Kookie can’t even walk in a straight line’.

20. Sprinkle him with glitter every where he goes chanting “ALL HAIL OUR GOLDEN MAKNAE.”

Originally posted by sugutie

AN: Whilst I was writing this, kookie’s face was priceless in my head. I think he’d be difficult to annoy in general and less reactionary, his face would give it all away though. 

I was going to release this later, but Not Today dropped and all the feels hit me. 

It’s a shame that the Thea Queen tag is overrun by 0licity stans, who erase the importance that Laurel has in her life on nearly every post. Instead they try to pretend that Felicity cares for Thea, when we all know what happenened in Nanda Parbat, we’re not delusional.

Originally posted by kara-zorel

anonymous asked:

Frisk isn't a girl. They're non-binary.

Both Frisk and Chara have no gender in the original game. I believe that almost every one knows it. However, I prefer to consider Frisk as a girl here.

This is why I put the attention page at the first post. 

anonymous asked:

the bad thing about eleanor and the stunt was that louis didn't tell his sisters it was fake until a year or so into the relationship (look back at the tweets and he actually told lottie on their anniversary LOL) so they thought it was real and Eleanor knew it wasn't and was still so fucking terrible to lottie and would act like she didn't exist and then the second lottie found out she dropped el like a fly and didn't look back

Yeah, the way his older sister’s behaviour changed…. it’s telling. And Lottie man, this girl deserves a prize for putting up with this nasties leeching from her brother and still shading and being awesome 

slight rant

so i feel the need to write this post because well ive been getting a lot of odd anons lately, and yeah the easy option is to turn of anons but i also get so many sweet ones so dont want to do that(:
I just want to put out there that im not this depressed little girl, theres more to it, always is and the hate anons really don’t bother me, insha'Allaah from now i won’t be posting them. But i sometimes forget that i have lots of other followers who see what i post other than the followers i interact with, and a lot of you send me really sweet duas, which i sometimes feel guilty for receiving because lets me honest, people have it worse and i don’t deserve all this goodness.
This post is really messy, idk where im going with it but yeah, dont worry too much about anything. May Allaah bless us all

Kpop group bias tag ??

tagged by @freakydeakytaeyonq 💜

Rules : List five or ten of your favorite kpop boy / girl group. Put your very first bias of each group and the name of the MV you saw that member in

i’ll list my top 10 favourite kpop groups because i stan too many ??

1.NCT

First Bias: Taeyong ( and as you can tell i swerved into mark’s lane )

Music Video: The 7th Sense

Originally posted by kawaiikpopofsatan

2. Seventeen

First Bias: Hoshi ( minghao’s my bias now ;-; )

Music Video: Mansae

Originally posted by parkchny

3. BTS

First Bias: Taehyung

Music Video: No More Dream ( i miss their debut days ahh )

Originally posted by mari-ey

4. Got7

First Bias: BamBam ( ily babe )

Music Video: Girls Girls Girls ( jsksjs memories ;-; )

Originally posted by wanjacks

5. Monsta X

don’t sleep on them !!

First Bias: Minhyuk

Music Video: Trespass

Originally posted by cozywonho

6. Exo

First Bias: Baekhyun ( yixing stole my heart )

Music Video: MaMa ( this is a major throwback i miss ot12 ;-; )

Originally posted by baekhyuntella

7. Blackpink

First Bias: Lisa

Music Video: Boombayah

look at my queen

Originally posted by lisaholics

8. Red Velvet

First Bias: Irene

Music Video: Happiness

Originally posted by wenxz

9. Twice

First Bias: Tzuyu

Music Video: Ooh Aah

my other queen ,,, she’s so gorgeous ?

Originally posted by tzuyuchouu

10. #1 in my heart

send help

Mark Lee !! ( okay sorry i just had to ,, i couldnt find other gifs of the older groups i stan so !!

look at him ;-;

Originally posted by nctuhohahyes

I’m gonna tag : @zxtlx @donghyuckstudies @marksvocals @jaeminnana @grandpa-ty 💜

I want someone to photoshop me like the dumb ads that show a plus size celeb who has “lost” a bunch of weight. I want to see what I could look like skinny before I put in the effort.

As I eat Girl Scout cookies by the handful.

Good Girl Ch 18: Keeping Me Little

“Please baby? Do it for your daddy Tao!” Tao whines as we roll back and forth on his bed.

“Daddy, do you really need me to shower with you? The movie wasn’t that scary,” I tease the older boy.

“That’s because you were latched on to Xiumin hyung the whole time, I was kind of jealous, you clung to him for dear life.”

I roll my eyes at him, “Maybe if you weren’t such a chicken, I would hold on to you.”

“Such a mouth on you today, maybe we need another scary movie to keep you little.”

Keep me little. That has been their main focus ever since they found out I’m not such a good little girl. After my oppas left, I was still in my, I guess the best way to put it would probably be, big girl mind set. I mouthed off, even slept in my own bed by myself for a night, something my daddies did not like one bit. They wanted me little, and one of the few ways to make me little is to scare me, which is why for almost a whole week we have been watching all sorts of horror movies so that I would become the little girl they want.

“No,” I pout, “I’ll be good.”

He gives me a peck on the lips, “Good, now lets go shower.”

I groan as he pulls me off the bed into his bathroom, it reminds me of Kris’s bathroom, dark, covered in clothes and accessories. He quickly undresses both of us, becoming naked in front of them has become a lot easier now, something I never thought I’d say. We step into the shower, I’m still unable to work the fancy showers they have so I can only wait as he tries to pick the perfect temperature. When one is good enough he allows me to step under the water with him. We take turns washing each other with his body wash, he happily begins washing my hair when he suddenly tenses and screams, cling to me.

“What?” I try to see past time but he has me held up against the wall.

“There’s a ghost!” He yells holding me closer.

“Stop trying to scare me!” I push him away only for a second when I see a figure outside the shower. “Daddy!” I yell clinging to him.

“Hyung!” He screams. The bathroom door busts open followed by the glass shower door. Kris is standing there, his chest heaving, dressed in only a t-shirt and boxers.

“What the hell is going on?” He yells as he scans the situation, Tao and I holding our naked bodies together.

“Kris!” We both yell, going to him at the same time, wetting his clothes.

“You guys, what is going on?” Kris asks softer this time, he rests a hand on the small of my back while he holds Tao away from him.

Again, we yell together, “There’s a ghost!”

“Seriously guys? I told those guys watching a scary movie on your night with her was a bad idea,” Kris groans, he looks at me, “Your hair still has shampoo in it. Tao if you can’t bathe her properly, you won’t be allowed to do it again.”

“But the ghost,” Tao pouts.

“Finish washing her hair,” Kris steps away from us to leave.

“Wait!” Yet again, we both grab on to his hands.

I put on my cutest face, “Daddy Kris can you wait outside the shower for us?”

He scoffs, “Seriously?”

“Pretty, pretty please?” I beg.

He raises a brow at me, “What do I get out of this?”

“You can sleep with us tonight!” Tao offers.

“Fine,” Kris sighs, “Now you can go finish your shower.”

Tao and I smile as he closes the shower door but stays right on the other side like a guard. We quickly finish our shower, Kris hands us both a towel, he actually wraps mine around me personally. Tao grabs the pair of pajamas he picked out for me off his bed and quickly helps me pull on the cream silk nighty.

“I prefer when she wears a t-shirt,” Kris comments as he eyes me from where he is laying on the bed.

“She looks adorable in either, but I prefer her own pajamas,” Tao pecks my lips. I lay back on the bed, rolling across most of it to find Kris looking at his phone, while Tao goes to get himself dressed. Being stuck in between wanting to get back to my normal self and wanting to stay little so I can acted childish without being weird is one of the biggest struggles of my life. After a minute long debate in my head, my little side wins, allowing me to roll on top of Kris, purposely getting in the way of his phone, without feeling stupid.

“Does someone want attention?” Kris teases, putting his phone down on the nightstand.

Lying front to front I rest my chin on his chest to stare up at him, I nod.

“I’m happy to give you all the attention you want, that is, after I send a few more emails out,” He kisses my forehead before reaching for his phone again, holding it higher so I’m not in the way. Slightly annoyed I switch over so I’m on my back staring up at his phone that he quickly clicks to the home screen on.

“Top secret?” I question as I stare at the basic back round on his phone.

“It’s something for only big kids to worry about,” Kris’s voice is very firm. “How about you go play with Tao?”

Just as he says that Tao comes back into the room with a towel around his neck, “Is little Joo being needy?” The panda boy teases as he sits on the edge.

I roll off of Kris to go lay by Tao, “He’s doing top secret things that I can’t know about.”

“I think it’s time for bed,” Tao walks over to the light switch and turns it off, leaving us in darkness except from the light of Kris’s phone. Tao comes back to bed quickly, slipping both of us under the covers. Tao sleeps like Baekhyun, with his head in my chest, his arms around my waist while mine go around his head. It feels a lot different from the others who lock them selves around me while they sleep, keeping me from even going to the bathroom without waking them. Sleep isn’t far when Kris finally puts his phone down twenty minutes later, before snuggling up behind me. I can’t help but smile when he peppers my head with kisses, burring his face in my hair, enjoying the smell of my hair and my warmth.

“Good night baby and I’m sorry for not giving you my attention. If it helps at all, you are the center of attention in all of our lives now.”

……………………

 

“Baby, I’m going to need you to wake up now,” Tao shakes me a little more aggressive than needed, pulling me up into a sitting position. The bright light blinds me as I try and open my eyes, confusion for being so waken so suddenly and with such coldness in his voice. “Get dressed, I’ll be back in a minute,” Tao orders before quickly running out, dressed in a nice suit I’m reminded of the first night we met. But I push that memory out of my head as I scramble out of bed to find a stack of clothes for me on the night stand.

It’s only been two weeks but I hesitate dressing myself, feeling like an idiot for getting confused on how to dress myself. After a few mores seconds of my own stupidity I manage to get pull on the pair of holy blue jeans, an over sized gray sweater and a cute lettermen jacket to go over. On the floor next to the bed is a pair of tan timberlands that look way too small to belong to the boys. I drop to the floor to examine them, finding warm socks inside, I take a guess and figure they are mine, getting me to pull the on. Tao comes in a few minutes later, grabs my hand without a word and pulls me out of the room.

“What’s wrong?” I ask as I’m dragged to the front door where the others are waiting, but Kris, Luhan and Xiumin are missing.

“Good morning beautiful,” Lay kisses my cheek but even with that smile on his face I can tell something is off. They all seem cold.

“We are dropping you off at our company’s headquarters where the hyungs are.” Suho explains why I’m being thrown into the familiar van and driven into the city. The drive is quiet, which is surprising when I have Chanyeol and Baekhyun on either side of me, holding onto my hands mindlessly. We pull up to a massive glass building with people coming in and out and more walking up and down the street. I haven’t seen anyone but the boys since Friday night so going back into the real world feels weird. The van door slides open and I’m kicked out of the car on to the street, I glare back at the boys to find all of them with a warm look on their faces.

Suho smiles softly at me from the drivers side, “We will pick you up a little later, we just have to deal with some trouble. Go to the front desk and tell them you are here to see one of the hyungs alright?”

I nod, “Be safe.”

“No promises,” Kai gives me a grin before closing the door. I gulp when I see some kind of switch flip on them threw the window. Their warm smiles disappear replaced with a cold expression that makes me shiver. I watch them drive away before turning to stare up at the building. When I feel as if I stared enough and I can’t feel my fingers, I slip inside the heavy doors, stepping into the beautiful lobby. Finding the front desk isn’t a problem, but from the way the girl behind me is staring at me, I have a feeling she is going to be. I walk up to the desk resting my hands on the high counter that stops just below my chest, making me feel like a child.

“Can I help you with something?” She asks without even an attempt at a smile.

“I’m here to see Xiumin, Kris or Luhan.”

She scoffs, “Do you have an appointment?”

“I think so, I’m not sure.”

She rolls her eyes at me before looking down at the computer screen in front of her, “They are all booked, so try again later.”

“I was told to come in here and ask for them, so please call up there and ask for them,” I ask with as much politeness I can have with this bitch.

“I can’t call up every time some girl comes in here claiming to be dating one of them. If you are so close please call them yourself,” She smirks triumphantly.

I glare at her, “I don’t have my phone with me.”

“That’s unfortunate, please try again later.”

I huff, “Just give me the phone I will call up.”

“I will not be fired because of you.”

“Fine, if anyone asks you can just say I beat you up or something and you couldn’t stop me. If I’m lying you get to see me be taken away by security.”

She hesitates taking the offer, “Or I could call security now and watch you get carried out?”

I shrug, “That works, too. But what if I’m telling the truth, are you really going to loose your job because you are too rude to make a phone call?”

I can’t help but enjoy the glare she gives me as she picks up the phone to dial, “Hello Insoo-ssi, I have a guest down here who says she has a meeting with one of the chairmen.” She pauses, “Her name?”

“Jooyoung, if they hear it, they will know,” I answer; I watch her echo my name.

“She claims that if you tell them, they will know her.” She laughs, “I know I’m probably getting involved with some bitter ex but humor me.” There is another pause, longer than the others. After about another minute I can’t help but smile when the girl’s eyes go wide and she gulps nervously. “Yes, sir, right away.” She hangs up the phone before bowing deeply, “I’m so sorry for my rudeness, will you please accept my deepest apologies.”

I nod, “Yea, you are forgiven. Can you take me up?”

She nods right away, coming around the desk to lead me past security to a bank of golden elevators. We go to the lone one on the farthest wall, she pulls out a gold card and scans it to open the doors. After waving me in she press the button before stepping out, again bowing deeply. I can only imagine what was said to her, I kind of feel bad for the poor girl.

I stand in the golden elevator in kind of a sleepy trance, my mind tries to fully understand what could be going on, and what time it is. From the way they are dressed I’m guessing it’s related to their other business, something for only big kids to worry about. Oh god now I’m doing it to myself.

I’m pulled out of my thoughts by the elevator doors opening to see two handsome men that I’ve never saw before. We all stare at each other a minute, one is taller than the other, with bleach blonde hair and a jaw that could cut a knife, he looks more like a model then a business man. The smaller one is handsome but pretty, something about him weirdly reminds me of Xiumin.

“You must be lost,” The tall one says with a soft smile. I don’t know why but I shrink into myself, feeling my childish side rear her head.

“What in the world is a pretty girl like you doing in a place like this?” The smaller one asks, putting his hand out so the door doesn’t close.

“I’m, um, here to see the chairmen,” I answer meekly, staring down at my hands.

“Miss. Jooyoung?” Another man is behind them; he is a lot less intimidating with his soft features and warm smile. “Ah yes, it is you, I’m Mark. Please come in, they will be right out to see you.” He reaches past the two men to lead me out of the elevator into the smaller lobby.

“Are you close with them?” Blondie asks as him and his friend follow us into the lobby’s small sitting area. Mark sits me down in a large comfortable chair before turning around to deal with our followers.

“Sorry Sir, but I’m under strict orders not to let anyone near her,” Mark bows.

“We just asked a question,” The small one snaps back.

Mark gives them a fake apologetic smile, “Please forgive me, but I’m going to have to ask you to leave. If you have any issues please talk to my bosses, they would love to talk to you about it.”

“Fine, we will go, no need to get the broom,” Blondie raises his hands in defeat, a small smile still on his face. “It was very nice to meet you Miss Jooyoung. I hope we can meet again.” He gives me a small bow that I stand up to return.

“What a shame, I was hoping to get to know such a cute little thing like you. Definitely next time beautiful,” The small one winks at me before wandering away after his friend. I don’t know why, but I feel bad, like I did something wrong for becoming so meek in front of them. But something in their presence makes me feel like this, not the same as the warm feelings from my daddies; they feel more threatening. My alarms aren’t going off full force but that uneasiness is there; my hands are trembling.

“Little one?” Xiumin calls out, stepping out of one of the three double doors in the room.

“Xiumin oppa,” I answer, trying my best to shake the dirty feeling off of me. Xiumin comes over to me, placing his hands on the arm rests, caging me in to look me over.

“They saw you didn’t they?”

I nod, guessing he is talking about the two men from before.

“Are you okay?” He strokes my cheek gently, he holds my hand when he notices the shaking. “Mark, could you get her some hot tea with plenty of honey? I’m taking her into my office, tell the others when they are done.” Mark nods, giving me a concerned look before rushing off to do that for me. Xiumin picks me up and carries me across the lobby into his office, setting me down on the amazingly comfy couch. He sits down next to me, an arm around my shoulders, worry written all over his face. “Did they say something bad to you? Did they hurt you?”

I shake my head, “They didn’t do anything bad to me, I don’t know what it is but they scare me.”

He holds me tight, kissing my head, “It’s okay baby.” He leans away to look at me, a proud smile on his face, “Those alarms of yours’ are amazing. Keep listening to them.”

“Who were they?” He opens his mouth to respond but I cut him off, already knowing what is about to come out, “Someone a little girl like me shouldn’t worry about.”

Xiumin nods, “You’re getting so smart.”

“So it’s probably pointless to ask where everyone ran off to?”

He pouts cutely, “Why? Am I not enough for you?”

I giggle, “Of course you are good enough.”

“The others will be back in awhile, probably after lunch time, but how about some breakfast? Mark will bring us something to eat,” He kisses my forehead before getting off the couch to go back to his desk.

“Aren’t you going to sit with me?”

He shakes his head, “I need to finish some work first, then you can have all of my attention.”

I huff, I hate being little. I hate how much I want his attention and even with his promise of later, I’m annoyed that I don’t have it now. Never have I ever been such a spoiled brat when it comes to attention, I’ve always preferred it be on anyone but me, yet here I am with my heart breaking at the fact that I’m not the center of his attention or any of my daddies right now.

God what the hell is wrong with me?

anonymous asked:

⭐️

role playing questions ||

⭐️favorite blogs 

lets make it the first five that come to mind.
here. we. go. 

@noulaikkwelnes - before i vanished a few months back, we had a few threads going and i’m pretty sure we were plotting out even more. i feel like if i ever have a crazy plot for bell and clarke, it’s safe to bring it up because there’s really good chance the two of us will work it out. such a good clarke! i feel like our characters connect so well and my bellamy adores this clarke. i can’t even explain it.

@headstrongblake - ashley! okay ashley followed me on a few of my other blogs that i made when i lost touch with bellamy. she’s always stuck by my side and was there when i logged back on here and decided to come back. octavia has a special place in my heart and this girl does octavia justice. we also constantly put them two in angsty situations and that’s my favorite so – go us!

@foxofthe100 - britt! my little fox! back in season two, bellamy saved one of the hundred from, well, basically dying a terrible death. and this adorable girl looked so happy and hugged him. that scene is what made me fall for bellamy god damn blake. becuase where did that side come from?! and then i made a blog and not long after that character followed me and i was immediatly hooked. i love fox and i love britt and it’s just a great combination.

@soldiiermade - listen, i’m not gonna lie to you. i stalked a few bell blogs to see what kind of people i was putting myself out there with. what competition i had. and good lord. karli is so good at playing bellamy. i love reading those threads and metas on him. i feel like we have a lot of the same ideas and opinions on this cool kid. sometimes i shamelessly follow duplicate blogs and i did this time too because i like to see how other people play the character i’m playing. guys, i’m sure you’re all out there following karli, especially if you follow me but – do it! it’s like bob freaking morley is on the other side of that screen. 

@ginatcnic - i. love. gina. she was such an important character in bellamy’s life and regardless of who may believe that or not, she did a lot for him and he cared so much for her. gina was his rock during the beginning of season three (and those times we didn’t see them.) his light in a dark time and all those other couple cliches. i love this blog. every now and again i’ll just read through some threads and admire the work. i don’t get to talk about it a lot, but i really do love this character and i love that bellamy had her in his life for a short time. 

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There is lots of confusion, commotion and concern from all the talk circulating. Let me put this to rest…. the girls have not been in foster care and never will be…. The girls have been with me and will be until all this is sorted out ❤️

Harper and Finley Lockwood at Priscilla’s home in Beverly Hills, CA., 2017

Source Priscilla Presley FB page

anonymous asked:

genji mccree and reaper from the overatch asks!

  • Genji: Any body modifications you want but are too scared to get?
  • McCree: What’s your #1 guilty pleasure?
  • Reaper: Tell us about an embarrassing middle school/high school phase.

genji: snake bite piercings and a tattoo, cause idk what id get and where id get it but i kinda want a Worgen/Forsaken symbol on my arm 

mccree: Toddlers and Tiaras. its a really good show leave me alone

reaper: fuck i used to really hate girls that dressed up and put on makeup and thought i was better for liking books and drawing throughout middle school. 

Get It Right (3/?)


Sebastian Stan/reader

Disclaimer: fluff, angst(?,) swearing, drinking. also fyi that smut will happen eventually

Originally posted by sum1greater

The meeting with my label went pretty smoothly, they mostly just wanted to know when I want to start touring and try to convince me to move to either LA or New York, and then I recorded a couple new songs I’ve been working on. They think it would be good for me to be seen going out more and being in the public eye. It’s definitely going to take some getting used to, but I’m excited and I’ll do just about anything to jump start my career. When they mention hooking me up with a celebrity to get the pap’s attention I have to put my foot down. I don’t want to be that girl that is accused of dating someone for their name, especially if that’s exactly what I’m doing. My manager saves the day by claiming I have a real love interest back home that I don’t want to jeopardize. There is a relationship I don’t want to jeopardize, but it’s not back home. I don’t know what’s going to happen with Sebastian, it could end up being nothing. But I’ve been crushing on him for way too long to throw it away because of what my record label thinks would be best for me. I do, however, agree to look deeper into moving out of Wisconsin. It’s going to be really hard to leave my family and my home. But it’s the best thing for my career, and flying back home semi-regularly shouldn’t be a problem.

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