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So I recently hit a follower milestone, and it seems like it’s customary to give thanks to the tumblr community when these things happen. So here, have my very first follow forever thingamyjig. 

I personally can’t quite believe there are so many of you out there willing to put up with my constant shit posting, I mean it really is a mess over here so THANK YOU to every single one of my lovely followers, including all those porn blogs. ILY too.

Also, I know I’m terrible at following back, but that’s cause my main blog is porny and I don’t want to confuse you too much. But by all means, if you’re wondering why @insideimfeelindirty is following you it’s because I like both tits & ass, as well as fictional characters. 

I’ve pretty recently become involved in the 100 fandom after spending a year in relative peace in the safe haven that is the Grey’s fandom, so I’m splitting this in two.

First up, my die-hard, hard-core, everything HARD Japril peeps:

@16confessions, @averybody, @apskepner, @averysparkle, @akai-echo, @apesgriffin, @applejacksotp, @aprilkepner-greys, @beamymind, @bohemianjade, @calzona-ga, @clarkegriffinblake, @dream-site, @eloquentgraffitti, @gifgreys@greydayss, @greysbrain, @greyskepners, @iladyjay, @ilmiooceanomare, @issimplyaamazing, @jacksonaverydaily, @japrildaily, @japrilforthewin, @kellyseverride, @kepnerrrd, @koffeinjunkie84, @make-a-memory-drink-it-up@minttoobe@rainedonmyparade, @safooa, @samzi1985, @sarabethspug, @scarletkindness, @see-nedra, @shiptomylou, @tamiasangel, @theaverys, @themoonorchid, @thespianreveur

Now for my new Bellarke fam, juuust dipping my toe in now, but I’m doing a lot of admiring from a distance:

@antebellamy, @autumnkru, @bell-arke, @bellamyblake, @bellamysking, @bellarke, @bellarkefanfiction, @bellarkeotp, @bensolcs, @bilexualclarke, @bobmorleyisking, @bobs-morley, @clarkescrown, @crooked-queen, @dailymorley, @dropshipbellarke, @forwhomthebellamytolls, @fyeahbellarke, @goldenheadfreckledheart, @hawthornewhisperer, @helpbellamyblake, @illgivethattoyou, @inabroomcloset, @ironstarkasm, @itsokaybellamy, @jasperjordan, @lizthefangirl, @nataliecrown, @ponyregrets, @prosciuttoe, @queenofchildren, @reytheblakes, @royalblakes, @rumaan, @selflessbellamy, @sithkylor, @the100thbellarker, @thebellarkes, @verbam, @wellsjahasghost

And finally, in a class of her own with many many fandoms and only sometimes the right ones, but still my precious: @breakfastatharrywinston

Special shout out to my network @thebellarkes EVERYONE GO FOLLOW, we’re pretty special.

Oh my god I have a beautiful story to tell you all

Okay so in my school at the end of every school year we sing a bunch of songs okay?

so the teacher was all like “what songs should we sing” and I replied “all star” as a joke

AND THE TEACHER TOOK IT SERIOUSLY

AND SHE PLAYED ALL STAR

AND NOW THE ENTIRE CLASS INCLUDING ME IS GOING TO HAVE TO SING ALL STAR IN FRONT OF WHAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE 100 OR MORE PARENTS

BECAUSE OF ME

i literally just threw up from reading a short story
like i’m a filthy fucking gorehound, i work with and handle dead animals, i have little to no issue with really nasty shit, and not much unsettles me
but i just had to take a shower to wash chunks of vomit out of my hair because this story hit every single NOPE right on the head for me

read that at your own fucking risk because i don’t even know wtf kind of trigger warnings to tag the story with, just like, be forewarned if you want to read it