purposefully misspelling

SpockFact #97

Every crew member gets a name tag attached to their spacesuits during missions into hostile terrains. This is for the purpose of identification in the event of low-visibility or fatalities. Being the chief science officer, Spock very often partakes in such trips, so much so that he has his own helmet on which the label is routinely changed so that it will not wear out with use. In an unfortunate turn of events, a label was once misprinted resulting in Spock being labeled as “Spack.” This began a long sequence of purposefully misspelled nametags such as Spook, Spork, Slick and Shrek. The crew thought it was hilarious. Spock did not.

To Sherlollies out there (and I am purposefully not misspelling because I am actually wondering), I know most of you don’t expect Sherlolly to be canon. But, my question is, if Molly were in John’s place, would you? I was thinking last night about what if John and Molly switched roles. John is the pathologist in the lab and Molly is Sherlock’s partner. The stuff that has happened between Sherlock and John in the show instead happens with Sherlock and Molly. What if Sherlock restarted his heart bc she was in danger after Tom shot him? What if Sherlock googled Molly’s ex “friend”? What if Sherlock had a two inch thick file on Molly with a page where her head is pasted to the Birth of Venus? What if Sherlock looked up Molly’s birth certificate in order to find out her middle name? What if Molly planned her and Tom’s wedding but the whole time acting “terrified”? What if CAM threw Molly in a fire and Sherlock rescued her? What if CAM said “look how you care about Molly Hooper, your damsel in distress”? What if Sherlock left Molly’s wedding early looking super sad? What if Sherlock relapsed after she got married, like…would you all not read those things as romantic? And furthermore would you still not think sherlolly would end up being canon?

I guess my point is whether or not you think Johnlock will happen, we aren’t pulling these things out of our asses, they all canonically happened between these two men. All we are doing is not allowing the fact that they share the same gender keep us from reading typically romantic tropes as romantic.

Anyway I do often wonder about that, I mean you guys see Sherlock congratulating Molly on her engagement as romantic so like if he planned her wedding and then left it early looking devastated I wonder what you would think?

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Okay but ‘I’m a busy businessperson and my barista keeps misspelling my name in increasingly disrespectful ways, honestly, who does this person think they are AU’ where Octavia is always on her phone while she orders talking to different clients for her personal training gym and Raven is the barista who’s sick of taking her order and having to wait for Octavia to stop talking about her newest fitness routine, or which company she thinks sells better ellipticals. So she starts purposefully misspelling her name. At first it’s mostly just annoying. The misspellings are subtle and Octavia only notices because every time she gets to the gym Lincoln refers to her by whatever the misspelling of the day is. It isn’t until she’s running on minimal sleep and Raven calls out loudly, “Octagon” that she finally snaps and confronts the hot barista about her spelling abilities. Octavia expects the leave the coffee shop feeling smug after scolding the girl. Instead she gets a five minute lecture on the proper etiquette when ordering a coffee, and with the barista’s number with the promise of a date the following Saturday.  

clack coffeeshop au where cloud is a somewhat-regular and zack is the barista with a crush that purposefully misspells cloud’s name every time he comes in just to get a reaction out of him

e.g. ‘clue’ ‘clot’ ‘clover’ ‘chris’ and cloud’s like “listen zack ohmygod there’s not even an ‘h’ in there at all” and zack goes “well then maybe u should write down your name so i don’t forget. and also ur number in case i do forget so i can call u hAha im joki-” “okay” “-ng wait what

meanwhile kunsel is zack’s fed up roommate who can’t believe his loser friend’s plot 2 ask the cute blond out actually worked. he’s in a constant state of disbelief all the time around the two of them afterwards

me: *purposefully misspells words in order to emulate a shitposting effect, is actually unable to keep Fresh Quality, Natural shitposts produced regularly and is forced to make synthetic shitposts in order to keep up with the growing demand of today’s meme economy*