purplette

❝……❞

The purplette happened to wander around the store. Well, until she saw something delicious: Pudding! It was her favorite kind too; Custard pudding.

She didn’t bring in money. Sure, she still gets free pudding made by Compa. But still, she couldn’t resist. The more pudding the merrier, she thought. So… some extra pudding for her?

…Hmm…❞ 

She looked around her, making sure no one was looking.  As soon as she’s completely out of sight of everyone’s, she… snatches a lot of the puddings and stuffs them into her hoodie-like dress and sneaked away, hoping she wouldn’t get caught.

Hope she realizes she is probably caught on camera.

anonymous asked:

"Neptune... your burps keep on defying my expectations," the anon says. "So I'm going to have to defy yours!" Suddenly, an incredibly lengthy glass dining table on wheels appears, with literally tons of assorted fine dining foods atop it. Everything from turkey to clam chowder to steak... it was as if it was a feast for an entire castle, but everyone in the castle had the appetite of a blue whale. Each portion was stacked 5 feet high at the least. "Ready?" the anon asks, pulling it towards her.

“Ready!” Says the immobile purplette as she dig into the delicious feast that looked like it was for a huge castle, Chowing down with her maw and swallowing it all as her already immobile bloated body began to grow larger. As she finished all of those delicious feast foods. Her burp was now even louder. “BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP~!” Now she was the size of a castle!

anonymous asked:

Breast and Tall potion for Neptune.

The obese purplette grew taller as her breast had equal fat just like her entire body.

“Neat! Now I have the body type of Vert!”

Hot Tip #3: “blunette” and “pinkette” sound perfectly natural and not ridiculous at all

…and why stop there? Keep going! Greenette, purplette, orangette, blackette, yellowette…. These classy adjectives are sure to add pizazz to your prose, and certainly won’t pull your reader out of the narrative like a cold splash of water to the face.

BONUS MOVE: be sure to use the “-ette” suffix for both men and women. The “-ette” suffix is traditionally female, but don’t let those antiquated gender norms constrain you! Go crazy!