purple skittle

one of my lovely instagram folowers asked me if i was posting this picture on here so i decided that i may as well hehe  v(⌒o⌒)v

Why have i suddenly compared the Voltron fandoms ships with skittles?

Like “No i don’t want none of your purple skittles i have already eaten way to much of them give me no more PURPLE SKITTLE. I want this orange one, and yellow one and blue and the-”

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“Quickshots: Gay Pride Diddle my Skittle!”

YOU WILL NEED:

  • Vodka
  • Skittles

THIS IS HOW YA DO IT:

  1. Add red skittles to a jar and add vodka.
  2. Add green skittles to a jar and add vodka.
  3. Add orange skittles to a jar and add vodka.
  4. Add yellow skittles to a jar and add vodka.
  5. Add purple skittles, to a jar, add some vodka, and there you are!
  6. Let your skittles dissolve for 24 hours and you’ve got yourself a ROYGBIV of drunkenness!! Cheers!

Grace: “You know, Mamrie, you and that jar could be twins!”

Mamrie: “Why do you say that, Grace?!”

Grace: “Because you’re both red and full of vodka.” AYOOO!

anonymous asked:

Hey! could you do 78 with Ethan? btw love ur writing 💕💕

Continued from previous ask!

78-Stop being so horny

{Photo creds to @dolanrain}

“Okay so about that blowjob?” Ethan asked me as I was trying to leave detention.

“Stop being so horny! Gosh thanks for the skittles, but damn you don’t even know my name.” I chuckled. He raised an eyebrow.

“Your name is Y/N Y/L/N. You play soccer. Number 12 I believe?” I nodded in shock.

“So what you stalking me now? I’m the only girl who hasn’t sucked you dick at Eastwood?” He started laughing and blushing.

“I maybe a bad boy, but that doesn’t mean I don’t pay attention to the little things. Like how you don’t eat the purple skittles and gave them all to that kid with the extra toe.” Ethan and I both started laughing. “Or how you gave me your last red mechanical pencil.” I looked at him confused.

“What does that have to do with anything?”

“Nothing I’m trying to ask you out on a date without being too forward.” He laughed. My best friend honked her car horn signaling she was here to pick me up. “So see you at 8?” He asked as he started walking the other way.

“Wait will I have to give you a blowjob?” I asked smirking.

“Please I’m a gentleman. It’s the first date! I’ll give you a blowjob.” We both looked at each other and then busted out laughing. “Yeah I didn’t think that through, but no. No I’ll pay and be the perfect gentleman.” HE smiled as I shook my head.

“See you at 8 then. I assume you know where I live yes?” He pointed his finger at me laughing.

“You’re catching on Y/L/N.” He said as he jumped on my back.

Originally posted by kissing-pleasure

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My very first cat contest was very successful and I have tallied up the votes!  Hopefully I added them up correctly. xD  Next time I think I’ll just make a poll to add up the votes for me. 

Anyway, Skittles by anchoredsims won first place and Aloha by purple-plumbobs won second place!  These two kitties will be featured in generation 09 of my legacy!!  :D

I’m hoping to maybe do more of these contests if you guys liked it!  Also, I must emphasize that this was my first time doing something like this so of course there were bumps along the way.  Hopefully I’ll get better at doing these things.  :D

A huge thanks to all the other participants as well as those who voted!

(sorry, I was too lazy to retake photos of the winners so I’m reusing old ones :P)

What modern day cartoons are about
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Gravity Falls:</b> Brother and sister twins want to spend some quality time in the heart of Oregon but they have a clash with Illuminati and all kinds of sadic demons Disney is okay with<p/><b>Steven Universe:</b> Cinnamon bun half-magical kid and his also magical space rocks moms strive to bring as much gayness and melodrama as possible to Earth and well beyond<p/><b>Wander Over Yonder:</b> Enthusiastic fluffy carrot and enthusiasm-rejecting blue mare go on an adrenaline-filled journey to make planets be more enthusiastic. Quite like 2 kg Purple Skittles Bag: the Cartoon<p/><b>Adventure Time:</b> Overly heroic kid and elastic yellow dog who makes out with unicorns live in a mind-screwing land that becomes progressively more mind-screwing along with the deepening of the protagonist's voice<p/><b>We Bare Bears:</b> Three interracial bear bros try to blend in with the folks. It's not quite clear if people think this is normal or nah<p/><b>Star vs. the Forces of Evil:</b> Kawaii-but-not-that-kawaii teenage princess from another dimension is the only person ever that should not be given a magical wand but gets it anyway and her karate-guy Earth host has to learn how to live with her laser-shooting puppies <p/><b>Over the Garden Wall:</b> Two brothers embark on an autumn aesthetic life/death purgatory and apparently their only way out is a cynical bird. Also the frog can sing like Tom Jones<p/><b>Regular Show:</b> You really thought you can order a damn burrito without a psycho magical entity having something to say about it? Lol how about no<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>
The real question about white skittles

How the heck are you going to take the (cursed) yellow and orange skittles out? How will you tell where the (heaven-sent) purple skittles are?! The red?! The green?!

Put one of these sentences in my inbox for my muse's reaction!
  • I never want to see you again.
  • Hey, smell this.
  • I love you more than purple skittles.
  • My parents don’t like you.
  • Run!
  • McDonalds is a perfectly balanced meal. Fries count as a vegetable.
  • Please, help me!
  • Why is everyone so stupid?
  • Does it hurt if I poke it?
  • We are never, ever doing that again!
  • Ew, don’t touch me.
  • Don’t put that in your mouth.
  • I want your babies.
  • Why did you kill him?

besanii  asked:

Grantaire notices Enjolras always picks out the purple Skittles to eat when he buys a pack. When he finally gets the courage to ask him out, he buys about ten half-kilo packs of Skittles just so he can fill a whole jar full of only purple Skittles to give to Enjolras. (Enjolras' kisses are blackcurrant-flavoured for a month afterwards.)

Grantaire sometimes steal some of Enjolras’ purple skittles and Enjolras is always gets distracted with licking the flavour out of Grantaire’s mouth before he remembers to be pissy about Grantaire stealing his skittles. Grantaire then starts wearing blackcurrant flavoured lip balm, and it’s a win-win for them both.