purple liquid

  • Ruby: Dad, I'm calling you to tell you Uncle Qrow died.
  • Taiyang: Are you sure? He's not just comatose from too much alcohol? Or sleeping?
  • Ruby: Dad! I watched him die! Like he was poisoned and coughing up purple liquid.
  • Taiyang: Yeah, I've seen this before. Reach into his back pocket and grab his flask, then tip out the whisky.
  • Ruby: Dad this is not the time for jokes! Uncle Qrow is dead!
  • Taiyang: Just do it.
  • Ruby: Fine! We were going to pour one out for him at the next village anyway. *proceeds to do as told*
  • Qrow: What the fuckity fuck fuck do you think you are doing missy?!