purple amps

Unicorn Poop Cookies


Yields 6-8 cookies

The things you’ll need

Ingredients
  • 2 ¾ cups all purpose flour
  • 1 teaspoon baking powder
  • ½ teaspoon salt
  • ½ cup sugar
  • ¼ cup honey
  • 2/3 cup butter
  • 1 egg
  • ¼ teaspoon vanilla, orange, & lemon extract
  • Electric pink, yellow, blue, purple, green, & orange food dye
Equipment

Let’s get started!

  1. Preheat oven to 350°F.
  2. In a medium bowl, whisk together flour, baking powder, and salt.
  3. In a large bowl, beat together sugar, honey, and butter until light and fluffy.
  4. Add an egg and mix until well combied.
  5. Pour the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients and mix until well incorporated.
  6. Divide the dough into 6 equal parts and then dye and flavor each part.
  7. Tightly wrap each colored dough in plastic wrap and then refrigerate for 30 minutes.
  8. Roll each color into a small rope and line the ropes up in rainbow order.
  9. Gently roll out the rainbow to flatten it and then cut out poo shapes.
  10. Bake for 8 minutes.

Time to decorate!

  1. Allow cookies to cool and then lightly brush them with edible disco dust.
  2. TaDa! These dainty droppings will make your party magical!

Pacifiers On A Budget

As requested by several anons, a list of pacifiers that aren’t super expensive. I’ve also included pacifier buddies (cute stuffies that clip onto your pacis) and pacifier clips (you attach these to your pacifier then clip them on your clothes, so you don’t get your pacis dirty anymore if you drop them.)


I’ve included adult pacifiers and pacifiers designed for babies. You can use whichever you prefer, but the baby ones are cheaper. If you’re worried about them hurting your teeth, they’re not going to mess up the alignment or anything, as long as you remember to stop using them if your mouth starts hurting. If you want to modify a baby pacifier to have an adult nipple, I shared a guide here.


Adult Pacifiers

🍼 Black $8.99 White $7.92 Blue $7.92 Pink $7.92 Green $7.92 Orange $7.92 Green $7.92 Yellow $8.99

🍼 Purple, Pink, & Blue Set $14.50 Purple, Yellow, & Green Set $14.50 Black, White, & Brown Set $14.50 Purple, White, & Yellow Set $13.95 Green, Orange, Purple $13.95


Baby Girl Pacifiers

🍼 Sleepy Bunny + Moon & Stars Pacifier Set $5.99

🍼 Mermaid + Seahorse Paciifer Set $7.49

🍼 Pink Bunny + Purple Butterfly Pacifier Sets $7.99

🍼 Daddy’s Girl + Princess in Training Pacifier Set $4.61

🍼 I <3 Daddy + Pink Heart Pacifier Set $7.49 I <3 Mommy $10.56

🍼 Purple Butterfly + Purple Flowers Pacifier Set $6.35

🍼 Princess + Princess in Training Pacifier Set $9.98

🍼 Minnie Mouse Sweetie Pacifier $5.50

🍼 Hello Kitty Pacifier Set $6.33

🍼 Cute Elephant + Kitty Pacifier Set $10.56

🍼 Glittery Pink Pacifier $8.85

🍼 Hello Kitty Purple Pacifier $9.29


Baby Boy Pacifiers

🍼 Astronaut + Rocket Ship Pacifier Set $5.18

🍼 Blue Elephant + Blue Pattern Pacifier Set $7.49

🍼 Sleepy Elephant + Moon & Stars Pacifier Set $8.41

🍼 Blue Bears Pacifier Set $5.97

🍼 I <3 Mommy + Blue Heart Pacifier Set $7.49 I <3 Daddy $8.04

🍼 Sports Pacifier Set $4.61

🍼 Baby Bear + Baby Rhino Pacifier Set $7.49

🍼 Baby Elephant + Baby Fox $7.73

🍼 Puppy Pacifier $4.45

🍼 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pacifier $6.00


Gender-Neutral Pacifiers

🍼 Star-Themed Pacifiers Set $5.40 Pink $5.99

🍼 Silly Monsters $6.99

🍼 Penguin + Stars Pacifier Set $5.98 Purple Version $10.95

🍼 Panda Pacifier $4.66

🍼 Bunny Pacifier $7.98

🍼 Winnie the Pooh + Tigger Pacifier Set $11.89

🍼 Lion Pacifier $5.99


Pacifier Clips

🍼 Pink Ribbon Bear Pacifier Clip $4.10 Blue Version $5.49

🍼 Pink Polka Dot Pacifier Clip $6.99

🍼 Pink Lotus Flower Pacifier Clip $6.79

🍼 Princess Pacifier Clip $4.49

🍼 Firetruck Pacifier Clip $2.99

🍼 Dinosaur Pacifier Clip $6.99

🍼 Airplane Pacifier Clip $6.00

🍼 Girly Elephant Pacifier Clip $6.00

🍼 Tractor Pacifier Clip $6.00

🍼 Pink & White Checkered Pacifier Clip $6.49

🍼 Blue Chevron Pacifier Clip $6.49

🍼 Green & White Polka Dot Pacifier Clip $5.67

🍼 Blue & White Striped Pacifier Clip $7.28

🍼 Bowtie Pacifier Clip $9.95

🍼 Necktie Pacifier Clip $11.99

🍼 White Lace Pacifier Clip $9.99


Pacifier Buddies

🍼 Lamb Pacifier Buddy $13.95

🍼 Tabby Kitten Pacifier Buddy $13.95 Pink Kitty $13.95

🍼 Lion Pacifier Buddy $15.31

🍼 Elephant Pacifier Buddy $14.88

🍼 Dinosaur Pacifier Buddy $13.60 Alternate $13.95

🍼 Bunny Pacifier Holder $11.99

🍼 Unicorn Pacifier Holder $14.98

🍼 Tiger Pacifier Buddy $16.95

🍼 Fox Pacifier Buddy $14.98

🍼 Pink Bunny Blanket Pacifier Holder $16.98 Lamb Blankie $16.98

🍼 Penguin Pacifier Buddy $13.95

🍼 Blue Bear Pacifier Buddy $13.95 Pink Version $13.95

All prices above are valid as of 09/13/2017 22:49. Product prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change. Any price and availability information displayed on [relevant Amazon Site(s), as applicable] at the time of purchase will apply to the purchase of this product.

ENTP, Libra, Chaotic Evil ¦ Writing & Translator ¦ Black & Purple
Requested by @gorochi11 :) hope you like it!

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9/20/17 • 12:36 PM

Happy Hump Day! I’ve been on a week hiatus focusing more on my board exam, but I’m back for now! Here’s this week’s spread – I changed the formatting, inspired by @amandarachlee/@amandarachdoodles from YouTube and one of my favorite bujo heads! I’m still trying to see what works best for me, so next week’s may be different… we’ll see! I’m still sticking to September’s theme of purple and space. Also, I changed my photo editing! :)

Supplies:
• Crayola Colored Pencil | violet (purple)
• BIC Round Stick Grip | purple
• Muji Gel-Ink Ballpoint Pen 0.5 | purple & black
• Moleskine | Squared Notebook