purist

anonymous asked:

Important question: does your banana bread have walnuts in it or not?

It does not, because I didn’t want anything to compromise the squishy goodness! I’m a banana bread purist.

anonymous asked:

What's your opinion on gerda and Kai and romantic love? I know sometimes it seems like they end up together when they grow up, but I feel like most people get very aggressive over whether or not it should be like that.

Looks like you founds yourself some Andersen purists, anon. xD Now, before we assume they’re overreacting, we have to think of several factors that work against the ship… especially the canon and Andersen’s intention as a writer.

  • Kai and Gerda are officially ‘siblings’

This isn’t news if you’re familiar with the story. While they’re not related, Andersen explicitly relates their relationship to siblings:

“They were not brother and sister, but they loved each other almost as much as if they had been”

And Gerda herself mentions Kay is “her adopted brother”. If you wanted a completely unchanged story, you’d be shipping some major indirect incest! And ignore the Westermark effect altogether!

  • Gerda is (canonically) aesexual. 

This might be news to some, but a popular consensus (and one you can even find on SurLaLune!) that, by throwing her red shoes away, Gerda rejects sex - and is chaste and free from carnal desire and urges. This is a contrast to Kay who is a slave to his admiration for the Snow Queen. 

Zipes is one biographer of Andersen who didn’t believe he was bisexual, or even gay, but that he struggled relating to women sexually and this shows in his work, as “a defense against the erotic drive".

Women are consistently punished for sex in his stories - the most gruesome is Karen’s feet being chopped off after she finds she can’t remove her sexy cursed shoes. Her red shoes. Once again, we see red shoes on Karen, which come to represent her wanton sexually-charged partygoing lifestyle. Harold Bloom explicitly notes the symbolism of the Red Shoes “hints at what Freud called over-determination, and renders Karen into the antithesis of Gerda”. 

  • We might be sick of romance. 

Another problem, and one I’m sure people have raised to you, is that Romance is literally everywhere. Billions of dollars, if not trillions, are pumped annually into the overused genre of romance movies, and books, and god forbid, love songs. Deaugh. And, if you know the contents of a romance novel before you’ve even finished reading the blurb on the back, it’s quite possible your audiences have become jaded with romance too. 

Remember that Hayao Miyazaki (one of the biggest anti-romance proponents) cites the 1957 Snow Queen was the one film that inspired him to animate again. And that film’s screenplay explictly calls Kay and Gerda “sworn brother” and “sworn sister”. 

So, there you have it. People can get defensive and aggressive when it comes to shipping Kay and Gerda… but please always remember that they’re not wrong. They might actually be the most right. 

Does that mean you are for wanting to ship them? I certainly hope not! Romance isn’t dead, so long as you know what you’re doing. ;) Now remember the following:


Gerda is asexual. She is NOT aromantic. 

Nowhere in the story is Gerda stated to be incapable of love. In fact, quite the opposite. Gerda’s relationships to the Reindeer, the Robber Girl, and the Old Woman who knows Witchcraft, are all loving - and it’s love that makes allies out of her strangers. It follows that I don’t think it’s possible to believe Gerda’s incapable of romantic love. 

…I know Gerda and the Little Robber Girl is a popular slash pairing. xD It’s not something Andersen would’ve liked (he believed women got together to scheme behind his back!), but I think it’s cute. I could ship it. 

  • Our interpretation is always subjective:

Our understanding of Andersen is, at best, a guess into a his weird, oddly shiny, head - we can’t say for certain which biographer is right or who is wrong. And though I feel their educated guesses are more or less on the dot, folklorist Patsy Maritz has a different… interesting interpretation of Gerda:

Gerda has a counterpart in the real world. This young woman commits herself to a young man from an early age. He is her childhood sweetheart but rejects her when he goes through a very difficult adolescence. He suffers a deep form of identity crisis and perhaps becomes a gangster or a drug addict, involving himself in a destructive relationship. He attaches his sleigh to that of the snow queen, a femme fatale. However, he is rescued by his first love, returns home as a prodigal and continues his life, carrying out his moral obligations.

This is supported by doctors Carol Miller and John Boe who relates Kay’s emotional state to that of an textbook case of abused children, trying to rationalize their trauma, but suffering an identity crisis as they do so: “The little boy sees the Snow Queen (who is freezing him to death) as beautiful, representing the way an abused child delusionally holds onto the good image of the parent, blaming themselves as evil or ugly for the abuse while maintaining the parent is really good.”

I think the best novel that really captures the sense of despair and identity crisis the Snow Queen represents is Michael Cunningham’s Snow Queen, where he gives us two ‘Kays’, Barrett and Tyler, who both find normal life a drab miserable place without creativity and love. It’s worth a read if you like to think of Kay’s character as a deeply damaged psyche and Gerda as a loving ‘cure’. 

And, finally, my last point:

  • There are some Gerda and Kai pairings that are seriously cute as a couple. 

SERIOUSLY. 

CUTE. 


So fly forth, my pretties. Use your knowledge wisely and ship as your please. Make Gerda and Kay’s love what you want it to be; just remember to make us love Gerda and Kay. 

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POTD: Kick-Ass 1942 Mosin Nagant "Obrez" Pistol Conversion - The Firearm Blog
Cory purchased a chopped barrel Mosin and turned it into a beautiful Obrez-style Mosin Nagant. “Obrez” in English literally means sawn-off or cut-off. These sawn-off Mosins were apparently a popular side-arm in Russia at least as early as the Russian Civil War. Cory writes … 1942 Mosin Nagant “Obrez”. Picked this up recently in a trade. Previous owner chopped … Read More …

It’ll piss off purists but I actually love it because Obrez’d nuggets are a sin against nature to begin with and this is just too damn silly not to enjoy.

  • Me:Sees an OT purist hate post in the Hayden Christensen tag.
  • Me:Oh no you fucking don't. No one insults my precious Canadian pastry and gets away with it.
  • Me:Posts a ton of positive things in his tag.

anonymous asked:

what software do you use for your pixelart?

My primary software is graphics gale, secondary is aseprite and I also use cosmigo Pro-motion. I’m not loyal to any of them. I’m always on the look out for something that helps me work easier.

Ggale is $20ish
Aseprite is $10

The only one that is expensive is Pro-motion. About $100

Also quick PSA to those using Ms paint or other limited software with the intent of being pixel purists (unless you find it fun) just don’t. No one cares. I can tell you that’s a bad mind set for commercial work. We want stuff done fast and fairly high quality.

For your own work the best analogy I can give is this ‘Break a brick using a hammer and not your fists’ Meaning let your tools do the heavy lifting and just be an artist with your remaining energy.

Probably the worst part overall of music going digital is how much things like OG tracklisting, album cover, etc. are botched. You would think it’s easy to keep track of these things given all the information at our expense, but I feel like this is just an overflow of information for the average Internet user. Maybe I’m just a purist with this stuff, but a different tracklisting than the OG completely changes the way a band intended for you to listen to their record.

Like, most people don’t even know that Souvlaki by Slowdive ends at “Dagger” and the additional four or so are bonus tracks. Do you know how much that changes that record?? Completely.

Persia design on Conical Bell sink
Purist Tall faucet

Decorative architecture and Moorish style define the distinctive Persia pattern. Striking open linework contrasts with geometric patterns, giving this Conical Bell sink its finely detailed look. A white background emphasizes the pattern yet is neutral enough to complement different fixture styles. This sink makes a dramatic, artistic statement.

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Everybody loves Purist, and I mean everybody! (Except for Necrophos, but that’s for another story)

Everyone just wants to be friends with him, despite his huge and burly appearance. He’s just willing to help anyone in need, especially those bullied by the Magic club. He just loves breaking those wands.

Also, this was done live in my first ever twitch stream! Thanks for watching! :D