anonymous asked:

For the vague NSFW asks: 4, 14, 21, 32, 56, 85

4.) Are you in a relationship?

No, but my last boyfriend and I still live together and I still love him to pieces. He’s also my beard. 

14.) Do you have a crush on anyone?

Kinda? I’m gradually getting over it.

21.) Do you think someone has feelings for you?


32.) Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

Literally every time I like someone, especially a girl. I’ve learned to just purge my feelings once I know they aren’t interested in me. Takes me about a week or so. 

56.) State 8 facts about your body

  • I have insanely strong legs thanks to being a ballerina for nearly ten years.
  • My tongue is so long I can stick it up both nostrils. 
  • My toes are so long and dexterous I can write, type, pick things up, pinch people, and peel a banana. 
  • I am the crackliest human in the world. I’m made out of skin and bubble wrap. 
  • I was supposed to be 6′1′’ but stopped growing at 5′2′’ This wouldn’t be such a problem if my arms, legs, hands, feet, and neck were proportional to someone who is 6′1′’ and not barely 5′3′’
  • I have a gigantic ass. Buying pants that fit is my hell.
  • I have a lot of really terrible GI problems, which apparently is very common in autistic people. Most of them wouldn’t be as bad if I ate super bland food, but. Fuck man, I love spicy food too much I’ll probably be dead by the time I’m thirty. 
  • I have a lot of little scars all over my legs from when I was attacked by a possum when I was seven. Which, by the way, is the reason I have an honest to god phobia of possums. 

85.) Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?