pure shapes

  • The Shape of Water: *releases trailer*
  • Guillermo del Toro: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Dudebros: She ain't gonna fuck the fish
  • Guillermo del Toro: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • The Shape of Water: *shows lady protag gettin' handsy with the Feesh Man*
  • Dudebros: Their relationship is pURELY PLATONIC
  • The Shape of Water: *gets an R rating for SEXUAL CONTENT*
  • Guillermo del Toro: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Dudebros: PURELY PLATONIC-
Types of Pairings as I know them

Natural Pairings:
Loving them is effortless. Easy as breathing, and spending time with them is like coming home after a long day.
Aries and Sagittarius
Taurus and Capricorn
Gemini and Aquarius
Cancer and Pisces
Leo and Libra
Virgo and Scorpio

Happily Ever After Pairings:
You just can’t imagine leaving them. They’re ingrained into every bit of your essence. Their pain is your pain and their happiness is your happiness. Til death do you part.
Aries Sun and Gemini Moon
Aries Sun and Leo Moon
Taurus Sun and Cancer Moon
Taurus Sun and Virgo Moon
Gemini Sun and Leo Moon
Gemini Sun and Libra Moon
Cancer Sun and Virgo Moon
Cancer Sun and Scorpio Moon
Leo Sun and Libra Moon
Leo Sun and Sagittarius Moon
Virgo Sun and Scorpio Moon
Virgo Sun and Capricorn Moon
Libra Sun and Sagittarius Moon
Libra Sun and Aquarius Moon
Scorpio Sun and Capricorn Moon
Scorpio Sun and Pisces Moon
Sagittarius Sun and Aquarius Moon
Sagittarius Sun and Aries Moon
Capricorn Sun and Pisces Moon
Capricorn Sun and Taurus Moon
Aquarius Sun and Aries Moon
Aquarius Sun and Gemini Moon
Pisces Sun and Taurus Moon
Pisces Sun and Cancer Moon

Transformative Pairings:
This is the relationship love/hate songs are built upon. Completely different yet oh so similar. They’re the missing part of you. This love is not for the weak of heart. It’ll test you every inch of the way.The love that forces you to grow.
Aries Sun and Libra Moon
Taurus Sun and Scorpio Moon
Gemini Sun and Sagittarius Moon
Cancer Sun and Capricorn Moon
Leo Sun and Aquarius Moon
Virgo Sun and Pisces Moon
Libra Sun and Aries Moon
Scorpio Sun and Taurus Moon
Sagittarius Sun and Gemini Moon
Capricorn Sun and Cancer Moon
Aquarius Sun and Leo Moon
Pisces Sun and Virgo Moon

Electric Pairings:
There’s just something about them that breaks your resolve and awakens something extraordinarily odd in you. A love that won’t break your heart, but will definitely help shape it. Pure magic.
Aries Mars and Libra Venus
Taurus Mars and Scorpio Venus
Gemini Mars and Sagittarius Venus
Cancer Mars and Capricorn Venus
Leo Mars and Aquarius Venus
Virgo Mars and Pisces Venus

I’ll Keep You Safe // A Stiles Stilinski AU

Collab with @sarcasticallystilinski

Prompt: What if you had a countdown on your arm telling you exactly who you’re going to lose next?

Relationship: Stiles Stilinski x Reader

Warnings: NSFW, Explicit Sexual Content, Smut, Oral (Male on Female), Virginity Loss, Skinny Dipping, Swearing, and So much fucking angst. Make sure you have tissues ready. 

Word Count: 12,271 

Song: I’ll Keep You Safe by Sleeping At Last

A/N: This is without a doubt one of the best fics Hayley and I have ever written. Not just as a collab, but amongst our own works as well. We are both so fucking in love with this story and I hope you guys love it as much as we do. Words cannot explain how amazing and beautiful this fic is to me.

If you are the kind of person who enjoys reading bubbly love stories with happy endings than I must advice you now that this story is not one of those. Because I am about to tell you the story of two lovers so addicted to each other and so connected to the other that they cheated death itself — only to be struck by another wave of agonizing tragedy instead.

Y/N Y/L/N and Stiles Stilinski were the two greatest lovers time and the universe have ever witnessed… and that drove them insane. Jealousy taking over both of their features, the universe did everything it could to separate the two until finally time found a vicious way to win. How could they have known a force so much stronger and so much darker than the incredible love they shared had begun to take over?

It didn’t matter how hard they tried to fight back nor how much they begged time for mercy, their destinies were already paved. All they could do was accept its path and believe in the quote life had beautifully taught them:

The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

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anonymous asked:

Hey I just wanna say one thing about Keith's wonderful hips and thighs, but as someone with that body shape you can create a LOT of power and Keith could definitely lift 250kg + with them legs proof??? Keith once kicked Sendak so hard he stumbled. A giant cyborg furry. Keith's kicks are DEADLY

keith could crush zarkon’s head with his thighs confirmed

viktor nikiforov is evil. not the “sabotage your bf to not win gold” kind of evil as so many people insist on seeing him, but the “will slide his freezing cold hands under your clothes” kind of evil.

[image: an entire cluster of grapes suspended in clear grape gelatin]

@memecaptainsteverogers GOOD NEWS it appears that Jello salad has not entirely disappeared from the world of high-end cuisine! It’s just gotten weirder.

(Source: Myhrvold, Nathan, Chris Young and Maxime Bilet. Modernist Cuisine: The Art and Science of Cooking, vol. 4. Bellevue, WA: The Cooking Lab, 2011.)


TW: Hallucinations, voices

I am afraid of the night
Not just of the dark,
That makes me feel empty and contemplate my life
But also the monsters
That take shelter in the dark
The pure black shadows,
Shaped like humans
That pinch and bite
The man with the face
As white as the moon
The bugs that like
To crawl beneath the skin
The skull face that stares at me
When I close my eyes
But most of all
I’m afraid that I have began to lurk with them
That I, too, take shelter in the night
That when I look in the mirror
I will shriek with fear
I’m so afraid to walk in the light
Where people will judge
And people will cower
Or fight
They will not think I’m human…
Am I human?
Sometimes I don’t know
These creatures have changed me
They took my innocence
My memory
My bravery
My strength
I’m so empty
An empty vessel
For the darkness to fill
And destroy.
I am tired
Tired of the demons
Using me
Toying with me
When will it end?
They tell me this is my life now
That I will never look
Or be “normal” again
No one will like me
They will never understand me
No one will ever love me
I’m going to be alone
It echoes in my head
So much that my head goes fuzzy
That my stomach starts to twist
It even makes me twitch
But when the words in my head stop
My body goes empty
I’m no longer here
Sometimes it’s scary
And sometimes it’s peace
Peace to not hear them
Peace for my body not to feel their torture
Peace to not remember the trauma
Peace to forget how sick I am
I am sick
I am mentally ill
Forced to believe
I am a monster