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CPT-USN Eugene A. ‘Gene’ Cernan (14 March 1934 - 16 Jan 2017)

Gemini 9, Apollo 10, and Apollo 17 astronaut, the last man to set foot on the surface of the moon, passed away today at the age of 82. Cernan, a rough, tough Naval Aviator, A-4 jock, became part of NASA Group 3 in 1963. Gemini 9 in June 1966, proved a harrowing experience for Gene, it was one that taught us many invaluable lessons about EVA in space, a crucial step to the moon. Apollo 10 in May 1969, was to be the final test of the LEM ascent and descent stages and of it’s guidance systems from lunar orbit, a vital test flight that paved the way to Apollo 11′s historic first landing later that year. Apollo 17, the last of the historic 6 Apollo Lunar missions, in December 1972, Gene was in role as Commander of the flight, piloting the LEM along side Harrison Schmitt, landing in the mountainous region of the Taurus-Littrow valley. Gene became the last human of only 12 to set foot on the Moon.

sleep well among em’, Gene-o’

Purdue Gothic
  • You’re told your first class is in the red brick building, you can’t miss it. You go up to the first red brick building, but it is the wrong one.  You try again, and it’s also wrong.  You keep looking.  Your feet start to hurt.  All the buildings are red brick.  You stop looking for your class, and just start to look for a way out.  You walk for days.  You are surrounded by red brick buildings, and they are all the wrong one. 
  • You hear a distant boom.  Only the Big Bass Drum, you are assured.  You can’t remember the Big Bass Drum being accompanied by the smell of gunpowder before, but say nothing. 
  • The Big Bass Drum is filled with the names of previous crew members. The sound is so deep and loud, and seems to get louder every year. No one ever hears from the drum crew after graduation.
  • You hear screaming and grip your bag a little tighter. It grows closer, and suddenly you see two men running past yelling “FOUNTAIN RUN!”  It isn’t the traditional time of year for a fountain run.  In fact, none of the fountains have water, and the men ran straight past the Bell Tower fountain.  Still, all is well, and the explanation is completely satisfying.
  • The pilots are training, and a small plane flies low overhead.  There’s nothing to worry about.  It flies lower, only a hundred feet off the ground.  No one thinks it’s odd.  The plane is zigzagging between buildings on North campus now.  No one glances up. It flies between pedestrians, and still no one comments. 
  • Don’t walk under the Bell Tower if you value your future.  The clock faces have four I’s watching you instead of IV.  The bells on the Bell Tower must never ring, or it will collapse. You here it chime, and realize you are late for class.
  • There is construction.  The campus must be in continuous construction, by order of John Purdue.  No one questions why they follow the orders of a dead man.  Buildings are torn down to be replaced by new buildings that look almost the same.  The construction must not stop. One day you see the apartments outside your window are demolished; new housing will take their place. The construction must not stop. 
  • John Purdue’s grave has a fountain over it and a statue of him next to it. No one knows if the grave is empty.  They say the body was removed by IU students to desecrate it, or maybe by Purdue students to prevent desecration, or maybe it is still there under your feet as you cheerfully play Frisbee.  Once you swore you saw a second statue, but it walked away.
  • The top of Beering is in a different zip code than the rest. They say its just an administrative trick, but once you looked out the window and saw waves crashing on a rocky shore. The ocean stretched off into the distance.
Central Indiana gothic

- no matter where you are, you can hear the sounds of race cars zooming by every year during the indy 500
- “I’m from carmel,” they say. you back away slowly
- your dreams are haunted by the voices of courtney cole and monica peck the sisters of savings from hare chevrolet. you have never gone a day without hearing them
- somehow a mike pence must go sign ended up in your front yard. you’re not sure how it got there, but you’re not going to move it
- every time you refer to I-69, someone, somewhere, snickers
- every time it rains, chuck lofton and randy ollis get stronger
- a performer announces that they’ve got a show in indianapolis. you wonder what they want from you
- you have never understood the purdue vs IU rivalry, but damned if you wouldn’t kill for one or the other
- things haven’t been the same since tony dungy left. everyone knows it but no one talks about it