puppy on a swing

Littles at the Park

Little: *Runs to the swing* Daddy/Mommy push me pwease *gives puppy eyes*

Daddy/Mommy: Ok baby but not to high we dont want you to fall and get hurt *smiles at little*

Little: Higher! Higher! I want to fly with the birdies hehe!

Daddy/Mommy: Little my arms are getting tired why dont you go play on the slide *smiles and rubs littles head*

Little: Okie *runs over to the slide while daddy/mommy waits at the bottom* Catch me, catch me hehe!

Daddy/Mommy: Of course you think id just let a little girl/boy like you slide to the bottom alone. *catches little as she/he slides to the bottom and kisses little on top of the head* Whos my good little boy/girl?

Little: Oohh oohh me me! Im youre good little daddy/mommy i am hehe!

Daddy/Mommy: Of course how could i forget *chuckles* now why dont we go home baby?

Little: Okie daddy/mommy i love you *hugs*

Daddy/Mommy: I love you to baby

Always

Pairing: Yoongi x Reader

Request: Can you write a smutty mafia boss au where Yoongi is known to be the most heartless person alive and would kill anyone in an instant, but when he comes home he treats his wife like a queen and would do anything for her.

Yoongi adjusts the cuffs of his expensive designer suit as he steps into the elevator.

He catches sight of himself in the mirror of the elevator. He hair is parted at the side, the jet black strands contrast beautifully with his pale skin giving him an intimidating, almost ghostly look. His eyes are cold and unreadable and despite his rather small height, his overbearing presence is enough to make even the bravest of men cry.

He smirks at the younger boy next to him, Jungkook, who seems to be staring at the older in awe. Yoongi had taken Jungkook under his wing a few weeks ago when he’d found the boy battered and bloody on the side of the road. It was unusual of Yoongi to show such kindness, his reputation of being a cold hearted killer preceded him, and everyone had been surprised at his act of generosity.

Maybe Yoongi was becoming too soft.

He would continually insist that he was only using Jungkook for personal gain, the boy was proving to have a lot of potential after all. He could probably make Yoongi and the organisation as a whole a lot of money in the future. Yet, there was another reason Yoongi was so fond of the boy, he reminded Yoongi of himself when he was younger. Back when his final shred of innocence hadn’t been taken away.

When the doors of the lift open, Yoongi takes the lead, confidently striding down the hallway with Jungkook following behind like a loyal little puppy. When he reaches the right room, he swings the door open without hesitation and everyone sitting inside falls silent due to his powerful, intimidating aura.

The only sound that can be heard is Yoongi and Jungkook’s footsteps against the polished wooden floor as they enter. Out of the corner of his eye, Yoongi could see Jungkook’s face turning slightly red, he knew the younger hated being the centre of attention. One day he would have to get over his shyness, however, Jungkook always got the job done when it needed doing and that’s all Yoongi cared about for now.

Yoongi sits down at the head of the table, Jungkook sliding into the chair next to him.

No one dares speak.

Finally Yoongi clears his throat “So is anyone going to tell me what’s going on or are you all just going to sit there?”

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So I noticed while looking through Daehyuns IG that he has four very different Boyfriend looks 

1: Soft Boyfriend: that wants to take you out for coffee dates and build sand castles with you at the beach. Holds your hand in public and gives you sweet head and cheek kisses, Walks your puppy with you to the park and sits on the swings while yall talk about life. prolly sends you good morning/good night texts everyday. 

2: Rude Boyfriend: that spends all the money on you, is kind of hard headed and probably picks fights just to spice things up, intimidating, will physically punch people who hurt you/looked at you wrong, smol but rude, prolly owns a motorcycle but doesn’t know how to drive it. Arm around your shoulders when walking around town, expensive dinners, shows up in leather jackets, dislikes your friends. 

3: Lazy boyfriend: spends weekends in bed watching Netflix with you, tea and video games in dark rooms, prolly listens to Mumford and Sons, would rather stay home and cuddle you over going out on Friday nights, owns like two cats, sweaters are his best friend, Pizza rolls fully stocked at all times. 

4: B O Y F R I E N D™: Takes you out on dates every weekend, Remembers your birthday, probably goes on camping trips with your family every summer, gets along with your dad all too well. Brings you lunch at work, all the skinship honestly, calls you “babe” and “honey”, probably sends you snapchats of things he think you’d like and promise to take you to said places or buy you said things just cause it reminds him of you. Sends you songs he finds that he likes. Just 100% fucking boyfriend 

For The Pack

Fandom: WWE

Pairing: Baron Corbin/Roman Reigns/Female Reader

Rating: Holy shit M.

AN: Happy almost New Year, everyone! And happy Thirst Party Saturday! I give you, my first attempt at an A/B/O installment, involving wrestlers who played football and looked damn nice doing so. Tagging the usual suspects, @tox-moxley, @hardcorewwetrash and @oraclegazes! Enjoy!

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baby daddy! taehyung

Originally posted by lacuna-matata

  •  okay so like i was gonna work on my prince!taehyung oneshot but i kept thinking about tae being a dad and i just got so emo and here are my ramblings
  • let me just start off saying that tae would be like the best husband in the entire world like he’d love and care for you with his entire being 
  • he’d spoon hug you at night time and hold your hand  and whisper how much he loves you in that deep voice by your ear until u fall into a deep sleep while being caressed in his arms 
  • hes like that kind of guy who would just love to wake you up in the moring tho 
  • and your like 
  • tae
  • no 
  • its like 7:30 wyd 
  • and he’s just like the sunshine himself like he shines so bright in the morning and literally he wants to get up early bc he wants to cherish every moment of you being beside him 
  • jfdklsfjlksdfjls and like!!!!! you’d complain bc like…..ur not the moring type yah know sleep is gr8 and he’d ultimately win bc he has this puppy face and would take ur hands and play with them and swing them to wake you up 
  • he’s basically a grown child 
  • okAY and so like why do i not see him being the type to romanticize the whole doing the ‘boom-boom’ 
  • i feel like he’d be the type to just like rush into it like ‘bAbE I WANT kIDS liKE ASAP’ 
  • but then again he wouldn’t rush you or pressure you or anything he’d wait for you 
  • and like one night you did it ok you did the boom-boom alright and like it was great obvs 
  • ill let u be dirty by yourselves im not going to go into that rn this is a fluff post 
  • quench ur thirst elsewhere 
  • anywhoo a few weeks pass and like you are getting that morning sickness yeah? I mean i never been preggers but im going off basic knowledge?? 
  • so okay like you wake up in the middle of the night like 3 in the morning and like tae wakes up of course and you are like in the bathroom spilling your guts out and at first ur like super confused and tae is worried as hell
  • but then his eyes just light up out of no where and ur like ??? 
  • “ARE YOU PREGNANT”??? like the question just busts out of him like a popped balloon ok he’s like half excited and half anxious and worried for you and he starts pacing the bathroom 
  • and ur like babe??? calm down idk if im pregnant ok i might just be sick?? 
  • and he looks at you and gets on his knees alright and looks you in the eyes and he just like “im going to walmart” and ur like 
  • wAIT 
  • that boy is already out the door with his pajamas still on ok like he gives zero fucks like he needs to know noW 
  • he slams that pregnancy test on the conveyor belt and he’s legit jumping up and down bc he wants to get back to his wiFE 
  • and the cashier lady is tired asf and like “whats dis mofo doing here kjdsklgjls” and then she smiles and says “good luck~” 
  • sO tae gets back home ok and he hands u the thing and ur like alright alrigHT 
  • and that boy will not leave ur side ok u better know it and ur like tae??? ummmmm can i please pee on this thing in peace thx 
  • and hes like oh shit sorry 
  • so u pee on the stick and guess whattttt 
  • ur preggers 
  • u kinda just exit the bathroom with a sly smile on your face
  • and tae has bulging eyes waiting for a response 
  • “im pregnant” 
  • you better bet your sweet little ass he’s gonna be all over you he’s gonna be swinging u around and kissing your face and crying 
  • and seeing him crying makes u cry and next thing you know the next morning your letting the fam know
  • everyone is just like congrats!!!!!
  • and now comes the nine months where tae is legit your body gaurd like he is so protective 
  • he was protective to begin with but now its like he took some super dad power pills and he is always attached to u like everywhere you look tae is there like a leech attached to your back 
  • like “thATS mY BABY in YOU I GOTTA BE ABLE TO PROTECT TWO AT ONCE NOW” 
  • hed be feeding you breakfast every morning and go throughout your day eating healthy meals 
  • gotta make sure that baby is nourished!!!!!!
  • im crying ok omg breAK 
  • back ok liSTEN 
  • you would get that baby bump and he’d rub your belly all the time and he’d jump out of his skin when the baby moves or kicks and he’s just “!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 
  • and your lauging and he wants to cry again bc he is so in awe like ?? thats his baby moving around in there 
  • and he’d want to sing to the baby all the time like 
  • youd be lying in bed and hed start singing little nursery rhymes and your heart just swells and the baby can detect that sort of thing??? and it starts to move around around and you tell tae that the baby likes his singing and that makes him do it even more often
  • also not to mention being pregnant is effing painful so he’d always be there to rub your aching back and give you butterfly kisses all the time to ease your pain
  • okay and then you go and u find out the sex of your baby and like you think its gonna be a boy but tae thinks its gonna be a girl idk why i just feel like tae would want a girl 
  • so u go and you find out that it’s a girl!!!!!!!!! and tae won’t leave u alone abt how he was right 
  • and u decide on a name and no doubt its cute ofc 
  • okay so your whole pregnancy goes like this and so then 
  • ur water breaks 
  • oh shit amiright 
  • tae freaks the fuck out but like not as much as you were 
  • like your in pain and hoLY FuCK they baby iS coMING nOW 
  • and yout screaming and tae is trying to be calm but he’s runnning around and trying to get you into the car and he’s freaking out while driving like 
  • moVE biTCHES mY bABY and WiFE ARE IN THIS CAR 
  • he’s like speeding down the highway to get to the hospital ok 
  • this boy has got zero chill 
  • he half carries you into the hospital and everything happens to fast
  • hes sitting beside you holding your hand tight as your screaming your lungs out giving birth 
  • and tae is half-way feeling guilty that you’re going through this pain 
  • but fAST foRWARD and your healthy baby girl is born!!!! 
  • and like at first tae was about to bounce on the doctors like he wants his kid now but they had to go clean her up 
  • and when they finish tae holds her little body in his arms and he’s crying 
  • “look at her” 
  • “she’s so beautiful” 
  • “it’s my baby” 
  • he looks at you then with tears gleaming in his eyes 
  • and he brings her over to you and your holding her and you can’t believe you did it 
  • as ur baby girl grows up like tae is such a protective father 
  • he’d proababy want to cry if she ever got hurt 
  • and you notice that as she grew that she had tae’s sparking eyes and gleaming box smile that you always adored you 
  • she had your cute nose 
  • and face shape 
  • Tae would try so hard to make her look so cute like braid her hair and pick out cute clothes and you’d just smile and let him be 
  • him being happy with your child was enough to make your insides melt 
  • he’d be that dad who’d volunteer to change the diapers and get up in the morning and your just like babe!!! i got it its fine!!!! im ok i can do it!!!! 
  • and after seeing you go through that pain for 9 months he wants to repay you back and in turn he also gets to spend time with his kid and he is happy doing it 
  • youd both play with that baby all the time and be all over the floor with that baby ok and the squeal of joy that erupts from that childs mouth is what fuels tae and you to keep living in this beautiful world
  • when it comes time for her to go to school hed be so scared like hes letting his baby girl go off alone??? nO 
  • and ur like tae its alright babe its ok its good for her and he gets that but still??? 
  • also your daughter would have that same laugh that tae does and every time she does it your stomach gets butterflies 
  • and whenever she cried tae would be like the first one at the scene 
  • and whenever she had her temper tantrums he’d be the one to baby her 
  • and your like tae we cant do that we gotta have disipline 
  • and hes not having it
  • that baby is gonna be so spoiled rotten omg 
  • lord help us all 
  • but the thing is that baby will have the best parents in the entire universe like nothing can change that fact at all 
  • that baby is gonna grow up living a happiness filled life ok 
  • i really hope ya’ll enjoyed it!!!! 

listen,,,,carol really going to be out here trying to mind her caucasian business when zeke and dem trip on her tripwires again and she literally wants to know peace when she gets another👏🏾damn👏🏾knock👏🏾 on her door and can you imagine the expression on her face because, at this point, she is gonna be BIG MAD and she swings that door back ready to start swinging and it’s literally daryl’s country puppy ass like wow my chest hurts tf

BTS: J-Hope fluff/angst

Fluff: 

acupofbts: I Dare You |

an-exotic-writer: Sweet Surprise | Rights | Much | Late Night Visit | Lucky MorningsRights Revenge | Not This One No Home | Drunk In Love | Dating Jung HoseokNow | Home | Merry Christmas | The First Time When: He Wrote You a Poem |

baebsaes: All For Show | The Difference Between Art and Artist | Runaway | Wings | In This Rain | Lost and Found | Snow Kisses

btssmutandfluff: Hoseok’s Birthday | Soon-to-be-Parents | It’ll Be Okay |

bulletproof-girl-scouts: How You Meet J-Hope I Zayn Left I Change I You Are My Princess I Too Gentle? I Detention I Play Pretend I Mood Swings I The Quiet One I Puppy Love I Blind Dates I Victor Takes Top Bunk I Trustworthy Boyfriend I Perks of Getting Lost I Let Me Spoil You IFlirting at The Ball I Spin the Bottle I Your Savior, Your Hope! I

exo-can: I’m Him |

exobtsimagination: Perfect Date | Starlight, Starbright | Perfect Date with J-Hope | Winter | Sort Of I

exoticarmy127: Second Chance | Games | Second Chances | Take Your Time |

helloblamebts: Gray |

igot7bts-scenarios: Basketball

imajin-bts: Business Casual I One Wish I

infireation: What I Wouldn’t Do I

infires-by-bts: An Important Piece Of My Heart I A Helping Hand I Ray Of Sunshine I

kareverie: The New Mutants #98 | Sleepy Eyes & Sighs | Timeless

noir0neko: 5th Hour: Kiss & Kill I

thesammtimes: I’m Different | Mad | Secret Romance | Stood Up | MondaysTIFU I

taehxyung: Truth or Dare |

your-miss-right: Salted Caramel | The Prince | Warning Labels

parkjiminsfineass: Spoiled | Are You Okay? | Help

park-jimeme:Secret To Tell I

sugabub:Positive I

keypea: Purrfection | Euphonious | TFLN | Indemnify

onlylovekpopWhen He Teases You |

alienpikachu: Four Questions | I Love You |

i-write-storiesandsuch: Guilty |

sxgah: One Wish |

noonatrash: Slip of the Tongue | Butterfly (Fluff/Smut) |

helloblamebts: Gray |

jungkxook: Truth or Dare More |

dotbammie:  Helping Hand |

cyphertrip: Birthday Cake | Rain | Yes |

kinkybangtan:  Playing Games with Hobi | Don’t You See It? (Angst/Fluff) |

seokline: Restless |

chokemejimin:  In Every Way You Can Imagine |

puppetwritings: Make a Wish | Candy Hearts | Was That So Hard | Chocolate Abs |

Angst:  

an-exotic-writer: Bullets, Blood, Love | Running Will Get You Nowhere |

btssmutandfluff: A Sailorman’s Hymn | How to Save a Life | 

exobtsimagination: Birthday Heartbreak | Promise |

baebsaes: Looking Back | Natural Disasters | Don’t | Answer | In This Rain | Lost and Found (Fluff/Angst)

thehappiesttime: Next Winter |

kareverie: Brave Hearts ft. Yoongi |

noir0neko: Afire Love I

park-jimeme:Surprise I

tramngo99:Red Cups I

greasytae:Carbon Copy I

exo-can:Fitting Together I

alienpikachu: I Love You |

sxgah: The Four | Reason For Good |

noonatrash: We’ll Be Okay (Angst/Smut)

sugabub: Anoche |

your-miss-right: Caress | Damned |

dotbammie: Regret |

cyphertrip: Should Have |

kinkybangtan: Don’t You See It? (Angst/Fluff) | If you want to… |

seokline: His |

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Dog Tried To Catch A Squirrel Every Day For 13 Years — So His Mom Finally Bought Him One


“Perhaps he was just trying to catch a friend all along.”


Ever since Cody was a puppy, he has been absolutely obsessed with squirrels. He’s been with his mom since he was just 6 weeks old, and even now that he’s 13, he’s never lost his drive to chase, stare at and try to befriend every squirrel he sees.

“He keeps an eye on the trees whenever he’s outside,” Christina York, Cody’s mom, told The Dodo. “He has never come close to catching anything. I think his genetics kick in and he is just trying to herd them and keep them where he wants them with that border collie stare-down.”


His mom has watched him try and fail to catch a squirrel day after day, year after year, and so she decided that she wanted him to finally feel the satisfaction of actually catching a squirrel.

“With Cody turning 14 later this year, I’ve started a kind of bucket list for him,” York said. “Number one was to finally get that squirrel.”

York searched and searched for a realistic looking squirrel toy to buy for Cody, hoping she would be able to trick him into thinking it was real. Finally she found one and presented it to Cody — and it was everything he had ever hoped for.

“For a few moments there, he was a puppy again – wagging his tail, patting his paws on the floor, swinging the squirrel by the tail around the room,” York said. “When he was done, the snuggling began. Everywhere. All day.”

Since getting the squirrel toy, Cody has refused to let it out of his sight. He’s incredibly sweet and gentle with it, and spends most of his days just cuddling and loving on it. After all these years, he finally has his squirrel friend, and he could not be happier about it.

“I think he feels pride and contentment with his ‘catch’ … perhaps he was just trying to catch a friend all along.”


via  The Dodo

swiinkerpot  asked:

Huge human barbarian. Bald, bearded and heavily scared. His name is Wiktor Wiktor and he is the mother hen of the group. He knits with his javelins and will tie a leash to the tiny-leans-towards-evil warlock to keep an eye on her. He dyes his gear and the yarn he knits with nice pastel blues, pinks and purples. Basically a blundering war hammer swinging puppy

Pastels and cold steel

wicked wip like and still need to add some simple colors but I’ve been wanting to make a new gijinka for a while and I didn’t want to off a pretty fodder dragon so stay tuned for what is next 👀