puppy eyes tho

  • GoM: Akashi, no.
  • Akashi: Akashi, yes.
  • Kuroko: Akashi-kun, no.
  • Akashi: Akashi-kun, no.
DELETE HIS ASS™

I have this big issue with Mr Damon Albarn because his fucking 90s ass decided to go this far:

The way he pronounces “police” (thick accent here) THE WAY HE FUCKING INVOLVES HIS TONGUE AND ALSO HIS DELICIOUS PINK BOTTOM LIP???? WTF and the stare™ and as if he couldn’t get any worse look at his fucking coat and the way HE IS HOLDING THE ZIPPER WITH HIS FINGERS???? Delete his ass (but look at Graham’s puppy eyes tho)

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…the man who talked me into giving a shit about this crew, why, he could talk those people out there into anything. If he wanted to.

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That’s the actual 100% Good Boy of the house

Thank You Nice Chipotle Cashier
  • Cashier: *sees that my burrito has no meat but has pinto beans*
  • Cashier: Oh no are you a vegetarian!?
  • Me: *is a little taken aback cos I'm not but I didn't understand why he'd comment*
  • Cashier: Oh I don't mean to be rude, sorry it's just the pinto beans are cooked with bacon grease and I didn't know if you knew that and vegetarians usually get upset if they didn't know!
  • Me: Oh, uh no I actually just can't digest pork or beef and the chicken here just isn't my favorite.
  • Cashier: Oh cool, but have you tried the tofu sofritas? Those are a super tasty option.
  • Me: Uh no I haven't but-
  • Cashier: *goes over to start getting a cup* This is really good will you please try it, here it doesn't cost anything. *is enthusiastically making me a sample cup*
  • Me: *trying to ask him not to go to the trouble* But um really you don't have to- well um is it spicy at all?
  • Cashier: It's not too bad, pretty mild compared to the hot sauces.
  • Me: I'm sorry I can't, I'm allergic to capsaicin so I can't actually eat spicy things. *I felt a little bad cos he'd been so excited and his face just fell*
  • Cashier: Oh gosh I'm sorry...I just...oh man that sucks I wish I could just give you a hug. Nothing spicy?
  • Me: *laughs* Nope, but it's okay. But thank you anyways.
  • Cashier: Well, your hair looks really amazing! I hope you have a great rest of the day!
  • Me: *I thanked him and left, but idk it just made me smile he seemed very genuine and sincerely sad that I was missing out on spicy food*