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OUI OUI 😂

which way weigh
Final Fantasy XV
which way weigh

Prompto: Two choices: this way, or this way? Which way?  ?(ο´・д・)??

Ignis: Want to weigh in?  (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

Prompto: What do you say, your majestay( ´ ▽ ` )ノ

Noctis: I say, no way, I’m letting you blame me for picking the wrong path.  (; ・`д・´)

Prompto: *gasp* I would never!  (‾ ◝ )

Overwatch College!AU Headcanons

I’m a University student so thinking of Overwatch characters in a College environment makes the pain of studying my arse off lessen. Ahahaha~.(*~▽~)

This post was in my draft box for a few months….OOPSIE

  • Imagine Lucio as that kid who hosts the best parties
    • D.Va often competes with Lucio to see how can run the most successful party (a friendly rivalry) 
  • Zenyatta working as a guidance counsellor in the Health & Wellness centre to help students who are dealing with a lot of stress and other problems. Everyone loves him. 
  • Soldier 76 as that history professor who looks so strict and a very challenging marker but honestly his dead-pan humour and puns kill the class every time.
    • He also isn’t a hard marker, quite fair to be honest. If he sees you coming to his office for help or how to improve on a test for next time he will have so much respect for you.
  • McCree is that Teacher Assistant who makes learning engaging. He has a natural way with words. LOVES to play movies for the class so he can sit back and relax. 
  • Mercy is quite popular with the jocks. Not just for her looks but also her kindness and wisdom of the medical field. She commonly helps heal the injuries of students who are on competitive teams. 
    • Has a big jar of condoms and will not hesitate to get in a lecture about safe sex. 
  • Gabriel Reyes would be that Professor that no one messes with. Like he isn’t too harsh but will damn well call the guy in the front row of the lecture who is watching porn. Doesn’t tolerate that dumb behaviour in his presence. 
    • Other than that he is super chill with the rest of his students and he is quite popular for his handsome looks.
  • Efi is the young brilliant student who skipped many grades and is so positive and a great example to other students. Everyone treats her as their equal and like a little sister.
  • Widowmaker is the French Teacher Assistant who everyone is both enchanted by and absolutely scared to death.
    • She always goes on how she misses her husband, everyone is too afraid to speak up or comfort her. 
    • Very strict marker. Will destroy all those French tests with red ink.
  • Junkrat and Roadhog doing the craziest of stunts on the football field that they have damaged the perfect lawn with their explosives multiple times.

I shall stop it right here for now~

~Mod Rose

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Papyrus sends Sans on a journey…

Tablets still broke so I decided to make animation abomination, while my to-do list slowly builds up in the background threatening to topple over and kill me. 

Saudade (End)

Bucky x Reader

Summary: She’s willing to do anything to keep Bucky out of harm’s way, that’s why she’s so expendable, and expendability is dangerous.

Word Count: 1.3k+

Warnings: swearing, slight angst, FLUFF

You’re going to want to scream at me so do it HERE!

CATCH UP HERE 

TAGS AT THE END!

Originally posted by pleasingpics

Another couple of days pass and it’s all a blur to her. She started to come out of the bedroom and she ate more frequently. She channeled her grief, sadness, and anger into her training sessions with Natasha. It was healthy and it felt good.

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I want to get killed by Wildcat’s thick arms

I want to get killed by Mini Ladd’s puns

I want to get killed by Moo’s cuteness

I want to get killed by Terroriser’s CHOPPA

I want to get killed by Basically’s anger

I want to get killed by Lui when he’s using his squeaker voice

I want to get killed by Daithi’s doggos

I want to get killed by Ohm’s DAMN HANDS MMMMMMMMM

I want to get killed by Bryce’s sweet smile

Everything But The Kitchen Sink

Greetings, Kakasaku fans!

I have a new short story, called Everything But the Kitchen Sink. It’s a trope fest, where I try to cram as many ideas in one story as possible without pulling out my hair. 

Originally posted by staycuteandcozy

Kakashi looks so pretty in this gif!!

If you like reading the same plot lines over and over again, this is the story for you.  Or dumb jokes, because that’s sort of what I do.

Including, but not limited to:  

  • Soulmate AU!
  • Coffeeshop Au!
  • Spy Au!
  • AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!

 Chapter One:  Hatake Kakashi, The Coffee Ninja