WHY THE SIGNS ARE STILL AWAKE
  • Aries:SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
  • Taurus:Accidentally slept way too much during the day
  • Gemini:Never sleepy
  • Cancer:Emotionally distressed
  • Leo:Blogging, their followers won't have anything to do after they log off.
  • Virgo:Reading a really awesome book.
  • Libra:Online shopping and midnight skyping.
  • Scorpio:Having sex/masturbating/crying. Or all three at the same time.
  • Sagittarius:Posting on their conspiracy theory blog.
  • Capricorn:Drank too much coffee.
  • Aquarius:Not enough hours in a day to keep their mind functioning healthily.
  • Pisces:Ran out of sleeping pills and is miserable and probably have a midnight crisis. (Pun intended.)
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who named these cats

edit: idk if anyone lives/knows anyone in the area who’d be able to give a furry friend a home, but all these cats are adoptables at california east sf bay area spca locations, viewable here (along with many other sweet cats and dogs).

IF I EVER GET A TIME MACHINE IM GOING TO PAINT IT PINK SO I CAN GO BACK TO THE FUCHSIA