puns

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter ‘Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite’..

first date
  • Me:So what do you think about dad jokes?
  • Date:I cringe every time, they'r terrible.
  • Me:*stuffs breadsticks into purse*
  • Me:Sorry I doughnut want to be here anymore
  • Me:You'll go to bread alone tonight.
  • Me:Hope you find someone who loafs you someday.