punks win

Twenty One Pilots Puns
  • Friend: God! I'm so stressed o—
  • Me: Wish we could turn back time, to the good ol' days,
  • When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out!
  • Friend: Stupid car keeps on changing lanes! They should stay in one lane!
  • Me: They say stay in your lane boy, lane boy
  • But we go where we want to *smirks*
  • Friend: Not toda—
  • Me: Tore the curtains down, windows open now, make a sound!
  • Friend: What the hell happened to my car radio?!
  • Me: I have these thoughts so often I ought to replace that slot with what I once bought 'cause somebody stole my car radio and now I just sit in silence
  • Friend: STOP! You're starting to give me a migraine!
  • Me: I've got a migraine and my pain will range from up, down, and sideways, thank God it's Friday 'cau—
  • Friend: AHHH! YOU LISTEN TO WAY TOO MUCH TWENTY ONE PILOTS! *slams head on the steering wheel*

anonymous asked:

if hippy Joe fought punk Joe who would win

Punk Joe would come pretty close to kicking hippie Joe’s ass but then he’d feel bad because he’s just a kid and he’s not trying to hurt anybody, you know?

Marriage is a totally out dated concept. Gay, straight, whatever. The fact that there’s a bunch of cunts out there that have an OPINION on somebody elses lifestyle and don’t want them to have the same basic human rights everybody else has makes me want to clobber some rebublicans. Fuck the religious moral majority, let whoever wants to marry whoever, get the fuck married. I love the moral high horse hypocrisy bullshit. I know super religious pricks do tons of steroids, but a homosexual life style to them is reprehensible. Fuck that.
—  CM Punk on Gay marriages. #LoveWins

Just saw this TIDAL bullshit that Jay-Z and the other members of the “music artists don’t get enough money despite the fact we live in multi-million dollar homes, buy new cars every other day, eat at the most overpriced restaurants, fly everywhere in private jets, get huge sponsorship payouts, get treated like royalty around the world, and people give us real expensive shit for free because it’s good exposure” club are trying to pitch.