punks win

anonymous asked:

Leo and the aoi twins pranking everyone since they have the same hair (ish) and eye colour

+ anon asked:  2wink + Leo pranking everyone since they look so alike :D! Thank you very much!!!!

lolol and they have the same height too! what message is HE sending hmm

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An Avengers Christmas

A/N: Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Happy Holidays! 💖


Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has invited Y/N.

Clint: MERRY CHRISTMAS Y/N!

Clint: Are you almost here yet? HURRY!

Y/N: Merry Christmas, Clint. I’m almost to the tower, calm yourself.

Clint: STEP ON THE GAS!

Y/N: You just want me there so you can finally open the gifts, don’t you?

Clint: What? NO! Of course not.

Clint: You’ve been gone FOREVER! We have to spend this day as a family. And open the gifts, together… So hurry.

Y/N: I was gone for 2 days. You can open ONE gift. I won’t tell the others.

Clint: Why couldn’t we send Pietro on the mission, again? Why did you have to go?

Clint: I think I’ll open the gift he got me.

Clint: I can’t believe this.

Y/N: What is it?

Clint: It’s a purple shirt that says OLD MAN.

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anonymous asked:

hufflepuff. Hufflepuff. HUfflepuff. HUFflepuff. HUFFlepuff. HUFFLepuff. HUFFLEpuff. HUFFLEPuff. HUFFLEPUff. HUFFLEPUFf. HUFFLEPUFF!

Bronze: GRyffindor, GRYffindor, GRYFfindor, GRYFFindor, GRYFFIndor, GRYFFINdor, GRYFFINDor, GRYFFINDOr, GRYFFINDOR, GRYFFINDOR!

Brinze: There punk, I win.

Twenty One Pilots Puns
  • Friend: God! I'm so stressed o—
  • Me: Wish we could turn back time, to the good ol' days,
  • When our momma sang us to sleep but now we're stressed out!
  • Friend: Stupid car keeps on changing lanes! They should stay in one lane!
  • Me: They say stay in your lane boy, lane boy
  • But we go where we want to *smirks*
  • Friend: Not toda—
  • Me: Tore the curtains down, windows open now, make a sound!
  • Friend: What the hell happened to my car radio?!
  • Me: I have these thoughts so often I ought to replace that slot with what I once bought 'cause somebody stole my car radio and now I just sit in silence
  • Friend: STOP! You're starting to give me a migraine!
  • Me: I've got a migraine and my pain will range from up, down, and sideways, thank God it's Friday 'cau—
  • Friend: AHHH! YOU LISTEN TO WAY TOO MUCH TWENTY ONE PILOTS! *slams head on the steering wheel*