My players are trying to sneak out of a royal party with the princess, upon her request.
Me: Two guards are walking down the hallway; one away from you, and one straight towards where you’re hiding. The princess ducks behind you as to not be spotted.
Paladin: I look [Monk] in the eye and say “punch me in the face.”
Monk: I punch her on her armor.
Paladin: I fall dramatically into the middle of the hallway.
Me: The guard extends his hand to you and says, “are you okay, ma'am? What happened?”
Monk: I’m pacing and yelling about how she disrespected me!
Paladin: I lunge at her.
Me: Make a dex saving throw?
Me: Alright, the guard is holding you back now.
Artificer: I totally didn’t realize that they’re pretending, so I say: “C'mon, really? Things were going so well and then you started infighting! We don’t need this right now!”
Paladin: I’m just glaring at [Artificer.]
DID SOMEONE SAY BREAK THE BOY? [punches mugs in the face]