punching obama

And to everyone in this Congress who still refuses to raise the minimum wage, I say this: If you truly believe you could work full-time and support a family on less than $15,000 a year, go try it. If not, vote to give millions of the hardest-working people in America a raise.
—  President Barack Obama State of the Union Address Jan. 20th, 2015
What's Our Next Step?

Donald Trump is the president-elect. This is the last thing many of us wanted or imagined, and the world is shaking in its boots. Where do we go from here? Here’s where we begin:

-Recognize that what Hillary Clinton did for women in politics was amazing. She has solidified her place in history as the first major party female nominee for president. Remember that she was a person, a person with real ideas and love in her heart for the American people.

-Recognize that Donald Trump is #notyourpresident. A man who does not care for or respect you does not deserve your respect in return. It does not matter that he will hold the highest office in the land (barring impeachment). He is just a man, just another human being, with real weaknesses. We shall continue to expose those weaknesses and his black heart for the whole world to see. You do not owe him anything. He does not represent you.

-Appreciate everything the Obama administration has done. Hell, write him and Joe a thank-you card. The man who forced him to release his long form birth certificate has now been elected into office, and that is a sucker punch to Barack Obama and his legacy. He deserved better than this. Get everything done in the next couple months that you can that may be harder to do after January 20th, such as getting an IUD and help from Planned Parenthood, or get your physical while you’re still covered.

-Realize that the electoral college? Is bullshit. It no longer works. If we had gone off popular vote, Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton would be our president, because that’s who the majority of Americans voted for. Protest the hell out of the electoral college.

-Support your community. Whether you’re LGBT, Muslim, a woman (cis or trans), Mexican, or any other minority that Trump and the Republicans have disgraced. We’re stronger together, and if we work together, nothing can stop us.

-LEARN THAT VOTING THIRD PARTY KINDA RUINS IT FOR EVERYBODY. How’s your conscience feel now, huh?

-Keep fighting for what’s right. Fight for the plans and ideas Clinton and the Democrats were running to support.

-Remember that you have a voice. You have rights. The Constitution secures many of them for you, and the most freeing ones come in that first amendment: religion, speech, press, protest. You’re going to need all of them to overcome the challenge of living under a president that wants to take that away from you.

-Support the press. They kinda fucked up covering Trump. They gave him the upper hand with all this air time, treating him like he wasn’t a threat. Because he really is now. But, now they have the chance to make it right by really digging up some serious dirt on him and making his life in office a living hell.

-This is a revolution. And what made the past beautiful was that people got off their asses in order to make their voices heard about issues they cared about. They gathered. They marched. And they didn’t keep quiet. Am I suggesting we protest Trump (or Pence’s) inauguration? Am I suggesting we march on Washington to show our unity? Do you need to stop talking about your displeasure on social media and actually physically get out there and get shit done? Yeah, you do. Let’s get together.

-Women and minorites have a long way to go. It feels as if the last victory women got was 96 years ago when we got the vote. We still haven’t broken the highest glass ceiling. But we will. We absolutely will. So we need to get together and make sure we all get the justice we deserve and lead EVERYONE forward. We need to educate people on equality. Not condescend to them.

Hard times are ahead, pals. But we can do this. We can make Donald Trump wish he was never born, let alone that he won the presidency. And I’m serious when I say that if you’d like to organize something, from a web page to a publication to protest in some form, message me.

We can do this. Because we’re stronger together.

A drunk fanfiction by chiibe

Cow of the wild. This is s story about Donald trump he was on a missions to conquer the world but he realised the world was ttoo much so he pretended to be a wolf. Donald trump the wolf. He wanted control of the cows but the cows didn like d0nakd trump because even the cows            hated  Donald trump.. did you know that donal0d trump means Frt in English. It does I swear to goe. Hyojin choi has a mother who ate her dog. What a shame. I don’t like stereotypes but this ones real. DoNALD TRUMP TURNED INTO A WOLF  and ecveryone was like what the fuck. Rune became really hot abd even though chiibe wasn’t a furry she wanted to ffuocconk rune. Ok can but we all agree that rune is really hot. Ok I gotta pee but brb wow I don’t rememvber writning thus. Hypjin was there and she was ttelling everyone not to be racist but she is Asian and she told everyone that her mom was forced to eat her own do g once. What a crazy world ok. I want to eat a pizza but im gonna ask twitter first.. ok since no one has answered me yet im just gnna make a pizza. Hey chiibe did you know  that everyone headcanons kion from the lion guard as gay? Wow what the fuck. I can imagine kion and beshte getting together or ono and beshte, imtired. Imi gonna make  apizze brb. Chiibe, aka me, went to make  pizza. Then  beshte rom the lion guard met up with hyojin and hyojin said r=that she wouldn’t fuck a hippo so beshte was sad. But it was ok because hyojin had her friends who provided her with the tastiest bleach from all the land. Bung from the lion guard ws there, hhe fucked dona,ld f=trump in the asss who appreciated bunga’s long honey badger penins. But then out of nowhere obana appeared and fucked Donald trump. He was ok with this because he had fancied Obama for a long time. Also Donald trump wanted to make americca into a society similar to cow od the wild. But he couldn’t because two dragons showed up who said they were ther true airs to the throne so donaald trump and Obama couldn’t rule America but they ended up finding two really cooll horses tha could fly. Obama ended up having sex with one punch MAN OBAMA HAD ALWAYS WANTED TO FUCK AN EGG. Also chloe from miraculous ladybug was there. No-one liked hebecausre she was a bitch. Fuck Donald duck. I mean Donald fart.. ujhiocgbfxtrWGMKNK. Pyrocinca was there and he told everyone to kill themselves but they didn’t because it was pyrocynical. Neopets. So many people are telling me to go ion neopeyx. Bbut flightrising is better than nepooetts. Why do people block demi m the best entertainment evr. Squizzy is a memer. Flightfethers is very edgy. Fluffylovey.. wolves. Miraculous ladybug………………….

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I recently stated in an interview that I was prepared to go ‘nuclear’ over that whole Crimea business. By which I mean I was prepared to punch Obama square in the face. Because my left hook is so goddamn powerful it requires 14 hours of fuelling and multiple authorization codes before it can be launched.

Things Justin Bieber Will Probably Do:
1. Try to rob a bank and fail
(his fans will of course stick by him through this tough time)

2. Try to rob a McDonalds and succeed
(his fans will hope for some free nuggets)

3. Push an old person over
(his fans will say I WISH JUSTIN WOULD PUSH ME OVER)

4. Actually legit join the KKK
(his fans will ask how they can join too)

5. Throw hot coffee at a kid
(his fans will blame the kid and be super jealous that they didnt get to taste Justins coffee)

6. Tell his fans to look directly at the sun
(his fans will say I MAY HAVE BEEN BLINDED BUT JUSTINS BEAUTY STILL SHINES THROUGH)

7. Declare himself the King Of Everything
(his fans will literally bow to him)

8. Try to march on the White House to take over
(his fans will follow behind to hold his ridiculous flowing cape)

9. Try to punch Obama and fail
(his fans will notice that quite a lot of people with guns are watching this unfold)

10. Get knocked out by Obama’s security
(his fans will run away screaming)

11. Fall from stardom
(his fans will move on to somebody else)

12. Try to rob a McDonalds and fail
(his prison cellmates will hope for some free nuggets)

anonymous asked:

I had a dream that every guy in the world fell ill at the same time and it was the work of like twenty women and they were like "yo isnt this great" and then michelle obama punched one of them in the face

If you think that idea is interesting this is a good comic series about every man on earth dies but one, and the world falls into chaos because…well everything with a Y chromosome die at once. So it is post-apocalyptic 

 it’s called Y: The last man 

It’s really freaken good