PHINEAS: ferb, what do you want to do today? FERB: [blinks] PHINEAS: hmm… you’re right ferb. since there’s no true ‘self’, whatever ‘we’ want to do today is just playing into the social dogma of what can or can’t be done. FERB: [thumbs up]
ISABELLA: whatcha doin? PHINEAS: rejecting the social dogma! ISABELLA: cool. can i help? PHINEAS: sure. but i think asking kinda defeats the purpose. i think you just do it. FERB: [nods]
ISABELLA opens her mouth to speak but is interrupted as BUFORD and BALJEET enter the scene
BALJEET: whatcha doin? ISABELLA: hey! BALJEET: oh, sorry isabella. i did not see you there. BALJEET: so. what are you guys doing? PHINEAS: we don’t know yet. we’re trying to get a little bit nebulous with it today BUFORD: explain. PHINEAS: well, is anything we do really our own decision? what’s autonomy like in modern society? we’re trying to get out of that bind. BUFORD: sounds to me like you’re just playin into the whole thing, dinnerbell. BUFORD: you really want to break down social constructs? try something like this.
BUFORD pulls back his arm and delivers a strong punch to the TREE. it rattles and a single leaf floats gracefully down, landing on the tip of phineas’s nose
SYNCHRONIZED, the other children OOH and AHH in reaction
Lance isn’t missing, he’s right there. It was an accident, how he’d
ended up ‘missing’, but Blue said that there should be some cure for
this. He wished he was human again, so he could comfort his team with
the knowledge that he wasn’t dead. But no, he’s a cat, and the only way
to make sure they smile is to knock all the pens to the ground, chase
some string, and occasionally wake up his crush and idol up from a
nightmare and almost get smacked across the room by accident. Well,
okay, that last one had to be mended since he was apparently a good
stress reliever if you ran your hands down his back… too bad it
wouldn’t happen if he was a human. So, for now, he’ll deal with being a
brown and darker brown swirled tabby kitten for just a little bit
A Cat Au, where Lance becomes a cat and hell ensues.
Rose:“But you or your Zombies are welcome to come and take them, as long as the tree stays unharmed. As an evergreen monster tree, maybe you want to plant one of these in your territory? It is scary, big and dangerous but tasty.”
So, I was playing a campaign with a Water Genasi Warlock (Me) and a Nord Barbarian.
We were having an encounter with an Owlbear and forgive me, my memory is fuzzy because it was a while ago but:
Nord: I punch it through the tree
DM: *laughs* okay, roll.
He gets a natural twenty.
DM: You punch the Owlbear so hard it flies through seven trees.
Genasi: HOLY SHIT.
look, I not saying I would like to see Dipper trying to punch Mabel in that relativity falls au, BUT I am saying I would like to see Dipper trying to punch Mabel and failing because Dipper being a wimp and Mabel the muscle of the team is something I love and will forever believe!
It was December and the whole of Hogwarts was preparing for Christmas. It was one of the most anticipated events in the year- Christmas break. Students were packing their cases in their cosy dormitories. All fires were emitting an enjoyable warmth that made everyone feel less like an iceberg.
You were in your (y/h) dormitory, sitting cross-legged on your four poster bed watching everyone get packed. You were staying at Hogwarts for the holidays as your parents went for a ‘winter break’. Quite a lot of sixth years were staying. One of those was Draco Malfoy, the guy that everyone despised. He was kind of attractive in his own continuously-angry way. He always kept watch on the trio- Harry, Ron and Hermione. They were also staying. Draco was left alone without his own gang, Crabbe and Goyle. Looks like Draco is a solo artist in his stalking mission this Christmas. He had a ‘slight’ obsession with the three Gryffindors; he always tried to get them caught. Whenever something suspicious was occurring, Draco was up and sprinting to Snape’s office. It was as if he was a robot mechanised to report to Snape all the time.
As soon as every student that was packed and ready for the train left, you went to the library where the trio was hanging out. You walked over to their table to say hi and ask how they were since you had to socialise with someone during this rather boring Christmas.
“Oh…erm, hey (y/n)! Staying for Christmas are you?” Ron stuttered whilst trying to close up the book he was so passionately reading.
“Yeah, I am. How did you guess?” You couldn’t help being sarcastic when Ron asked such a pointless question. Ron blushed and turned back to looking at the cover of his book while Harry and Hermione laughed at your remark. You felt bad for making fun out of Ron so you quickly apologised and left them to their thing. You were walking through the aisles of books when all of a sudden you felt a determined tug on your shoulder. The force of the tug made you bump into a bookshelf behind you. To your surprise, Draco was standing there, impatiently looking at you and the mess you just caused.
“What the f-” you were cut off by Draco dragging you out of the library discretely but confidently so that Harry, Hermione and Ron didn’t notice anything. You tried to question him but Draco just squeezed your wrist even more to indicate for you to keep quiet. He guided you all the way outside to the Forbidden Forest. It was freezing cold and you weren’t wearing appropriate clothing. You were wearing just a pair of skinny jeans and a t-shirt while Draco wore pretty much the same as you but he was wearing a black shirt and coat with his black jeans. His pale skin and platinum blond hair faded in with the glistening snow. His blue eyes looked colder than ever before. He looked like he meant business. He turned to face you as soon as you two were deep in the forest. Draco looked around to make sure no one was there watching you.
He looked straight into your eyes with a serious expression. He licked his lips and parted his lips to speak.
“What book was Weasley reading?”
“What? You brought me all the way out here to ask me such a pointless question? You’re fucking ridiculous!”
“What was the book called?” He was stern with you. He looked like he really wanted answers but you just weren’t in the mood to tell him anything.
“Go find out for yourself, I’m not your little messenger Malfoy.” You began to stomp back towards the school when drastically you felt yourself being pushed forward. You turned around to see Draco punching the rock-hard tree. His knuckles began to bleed as he punched the tree even more.
“For fuck’s sake (y/n)! Can you not just tell me the name of the goddamn book?!” He was enraged. He was practically losing all of his sanity. The blood from his knuckles trickled down onto the delicate snow. Your eyes widened when you realised that he was storming in your direction. He looked like a mad man- his knuckles were bleeding, leaving a trail of dark red blood on the snow, his eyes were focused on you and his body was as stiff as anything.
“Draco, I didn’t mean to-”
“Shut up! You’re fucking useless! Get out of my sight or I will kill you with my bare fucking hands!” He was panting heavily, clearly from his anger. He walked towards the school with great speed. You were cemented to the spot you were left in. Your heart was racing and your mind was a mess. You thought he was really going to hit you or even kill you. Anyway, after 3 minutes of just standing there pointlessly, you made your way to the school.
~30 minutes later~
You were just walking through the dungeons for no apparent reason. You were indeed going to spend some time alone here so you might as well explore the castle.
You noticed a black figure racing towards you, clearly set on it’s target. You tried to ignore the person by looking down at the floor as you continued to make your way through the dungeons. Draco grabbed your forearm and, once again, guided you to some place.
“Will you ever leave me alone?” You shouted at Draco provocatively. Why couldn’t he just leave you alone for the day? What did he want now?
He didn’t reply to your question. Shortly, you realised that he was taking you to the Slytherin common room. He stranded you in the dark common room as he shut the door. No other Slytherin stayed at Hogwarts for Christmas, it was only Draco. He walked confidently towards you keeping his head low but his eyes were on you the whole journey. He stood frozen in front of you, not doing anything. After some time you decided to question him but you were straight away cut off by Malfoy.
He grabbed your face and abruptly crashed his lips to yours. His movements felt rushed and hungry for some attention. His vein-covered hands held your face in place forcefully so that you wouldn’t even nudge. Chaotically, your hands found his chest and attempted to push him away. He kept his hands stubbornly on your face, keeping your lips locked to his. To be honest, touching his chest was a blissful experience. His torso definitely was nicely shaped and muscled. His kissing skills weren’t bad either although your lips didn’t even work with his.
You had to think quickly- you couldn’t show Draco that you wanted him to do this to you. Your hand fell to Draco’s cock. Misleadingly, you were rubbing him through his jeans, making him smirk into the one-way make out. This was an indicator to grab and squeeze the hell out of his dick. He pulled away rapidly as if he was just burnt by boiling wax. He scowled and glared at you. Before he could process what you did, you ran for the door. As soon as you reached for the doorknob your back hit the cold stone wall. Draco pressed his body against yours, placing his hands on either side of your head. You were trapped.
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing, little Miss (y/h)?”
“I-” You stammered but were quickly muted by a furious Draco.
“Now I’ll have to teach you a lesson, won’t I? You need to learn to respect people.”
He pushed his leg in between your thighs, positioning himself forcefully near your vagina. His face was just inches away from yours. His minty breath was hitting your face slowly. You kept your face still while Draco was eyeing you up and down and biting his lip sensually. He was irresistible. He moved his lips near your ear.
“You’ve been rude to me today and I don’t like that (y/n). You have really angered me and now you have to pay the price for what you have done.” He murmured into your ear just above a whisper. His hands wandered to your waist and trailed up and down your figure. Your breath began to pick up speed as Draco’s eyes explored your whole body. He licked his lips in appreciation of his sight and the slightest moan escaped his lips as his hands cupped your breasts. Although you were greatly enjoying this intimate moment with Draco, you couldn’t lose the fight. You tried so hard to concentrate on something else other than Draco’s thigh rubbing forcefully against your skinny jeans. A tingly feeling grew in the pit of your stomach. You wanted Draco, or anyone for that matter, to make you cum. In these sort of situations, you usually break and end up sleeping with the person luring you into their pants. You had to admit, Draco looked pretty fucking hot against your body with his eyes fixated on your face, waiting patiently for a reaction. After a minute or so of having Draco touching your whole body and rubbing his thigh against your jeans, you gave up.
Your lips parted and let out an exasperated moan of pleasure, also causing your hips to grind in unison with Draco’s leg. You caught him by surprise which just made him smirk right at you.
“You like that, huh? Couldn’t resist me any longer?”
All you could do right now was kiss Draco passionately.His lips felt magical- they were smooth and definitely knew how to kiss. Your hands flew up to his hair, tugging on large strands of hair violently. He groaned into your lips, sending a wave of excitement to your sex. Your hips rocked into his leg even more, wanting him desperately inside of you. Draco’s lips were viciously biting,sucking and licking all over your neck and jaw. It was obvious that he was turned on. You tilt your head back so that Draco can get better access to your neck. He was leaving hickeys all over you, letting everyone know that you were in there with him. Good thing that there was barely anyone in the castle during the holidays and you could wear a scarf to cover yourself up. With every hickey he printed on you, you moaned in appreciation of his doing. This made him smirk more than he already does on a daily basis. He detached himself from your neck and looked straight into your eyes with a hot, flushed face and his hair sort of messy. He licked his top teeth imitating a vampire.
“Its getting kind of hot here, isn’t it? Want me to take this all off?” All you could respond with was a soft moan. Draco’s breath became heavy all of a sudden. He had you right under his control and you were ready to oblige to his commands. This turned him on more than anything. He liked being dominant.
“If you want me naked then you’ll have to strip it all off yourself.” Your eyes opened up and Draco could instantly see the sparkle in them. Hastily, you shook his coal-black coat, followed by unbuttoning his inky shirt. His torso was completely bare now. His skin was a beautiful pale colour and his muscles were sharply defined. You ran your hands down his torso in a figure eight. Your cold hands made Draco shiver and breath in deeply. You leaned against his torso and began to suck under his collar bones and right under his jaw. It was evident that these were his soft spots as his jeans bulged even more than before. When your hands reached the top of his jeans, your hands gently dropped down to his zipper. Your fingers were fiddling with his zip, teasing the weakened boy.
“Jesus fucking Christ, just unzip it (y/n).” Draco was growing impatient with your teasing. You obliged to his command and unzipped his jeans, dragging them down with his boxers instantly. His member sprung out of its cover. It was already covered in pre-cum. Draco let out a blaring moan which echoed across the common room. He finally opened his eyes and drastically threw your top across the floor followed by your jeans, bra and panties. Both of your bodies were fully exposed to each other.
“Fuck (y/n), you’re so-” You cut Draco off with your lips before he could even finish his sentence. You two were a complete mess- your make out was wet and chaotic. Your hands tangled in Draco’s hair, messing his usually-perfectly-gelled hair. His hands darted to your thighs and slightly pushed you up while squeezing. Straight away you knew that he wanted to fuck you against the wall. You jumped up and let your legs dangle on either side of Draco’s lean body. Draco was keeping you in place by forcing you against the wall and holding the back of your thighs. Due to him having to hold your whole body up, his arms were covered in veins. He looked so mesmerizing. You were both steaming hot and in need of each other. Draco didn’t wait any longer and he slammed into you, his full length filling you up. Your screams bounced off every single wall in the common room as Draco’s thrusts grew in speed and force. His head was down on your breasts, leaving hickeys all over you again. His lips escalated to your jaw, where he left a trail of hot kisses down to your collarbones. Your breathing turned into panting. You felt yourself getting closer and closer to your climax.
“I’m close..” You managed to blurt out in between your heavy panting. Automatically, Draco put more force into his thrusts, hitting your g-spot repeatedly.
A few seconds later, you let yourself go and you cummed all over Draco’s member. This must have stimulated him as you noticed his eyes closing and his lips parting slightly. His hips decreased in movement but became more intimate. You rocked yourself on his cock slowly to ease you both down from your high. Soon enough, Draco pulled out of you and placed your feet back on the ground which resulted in you dropping to your knees from the previous event. You felt really weak but really great at the same time. Both of you were trying to catch your breaths. Draco looked down at you and lightly laughed.
“You okay there? Want to go to my bed?” You nodded in approval. Draco threw his black shirt to you and he put on his own boxers to cover himself up a bit. You obligingly threw his shirt over yourself. It smelled of him; his specific scent. He always smelled like a crisp-cold morning in the woods. It was pleasant. You practically drowned in the shirt but it was a good thing as it covered your butt. He looked you up and down and smirked again.
“You should wear my stuff more often.” Confidently, he walked to where you were sitting down. He picked you up bridal style and carried you up to his dorm room where he laid you on his bed. As soon as you were safely on his bed, he walked over to the other side and joined you. He took the duvet and covered both of your still-steaming bodies. He cuddled up to you with one hand resting on your waist, pressing you close to him. You both instantly fell asleep as soon as both of you relaxed and made yourself comfortable.
How did everything lead to this?
. . . . . . .
Thank you to everyone who read this! This is my first Harry Potter related story. I decided to write a Draco smut with no other parts to it but I felt like there has to be more to the story. This is going to be a story with parts to it so that its not a super long read all at once!
Any comments/critique is welcome and appreciated!
I am open to taking any requests- oneshots, imagines, stories, ships, sortings, etc. :)
Only those in a bond of marriage are allowed safe passage. It’s a just negotiation deal for Clarke—but Octavia knows her brother thinks otherwise. // read on ao3
The Grounders all have their arrows cocked, ready to fire at a
single command from their Head—who, much to Octavia’s astonishment, is an
elderly woman. She is carried on a chair by several warriors, and is voiced by her
much larger, stronger Second. She tries not to stare at the elder, she really tries—but
the sight is so rare. She can’t remember the last time she saw someone so old.
Clarke’s voice pulls her away from her gawking. “We mean you no
harm,” Clarke is saying, “Osir laik
skaikru en osir gaf gothru klir.” We are skaikru and we seek safe passage.
The Second hisses, “We do not welcome strangers.”
“We have protection from—”
“We are part of no alliance. Turn around at once, or be killed.”
Octavia scowls, a hand reaching instinctively to her dagger. Clarke continues,
desperation tinting her voice. “If you don’t let us pass, we are all going to
The Second, eyes flaring, opens her mouth, but is stopped by a single
lift of a hand from the elder. Her voice is quiet, barely decipherable. But
Octavia hears the words: “Teik em.”
The Second’s mouth falls. She hisses, “Ogeda em?” All of them?
The elderly shakes her head. “Hedon.“
The Second’s eyes scour over each of them. “Our Land is sacred
ground,” she says. “Only the truest of bonds may pass.”
“What bond?” Octavia asks.
The fire of the Second’s eyes now targets Octavia. “Hodnes.” Love. “We require a bond of
The more Jared spent time with you and River, the worse things seemed to get between him and Genevieve. And the worse things got between them, the sadder and lonelier he looked, which had you inviting him over more to be around River. It was a vicious circle, but River could make him smile when everything else just seemed to weigh him down.
River had invited Jared and Jensen over for a Thursday night game night, since Jensen was heading to Texas next day. Pizza was ordered, Root beer for River, beer for the guys, and Jared had smiled and presented you with a bottle of wine. “Stop trying to butter me up.” You chuckled. “I won’t go easy on you.”
“What makes you think I need you to.” He grinned, as him and Jensen stepped in.
“Dude. Our son is turning 9 soon. Video games are where we live.” You smiled. “No matter what he chooses to play, I’ll kick your ass.”
“Bring it.” You hadn’t seen a smile like that on his face in a long time, and you didn’t miss how happy it made River to see it.
So the whole fight is literally you running around a tree, punching it in the balls. Got to give it some props though, it had some attacks that caught me off guard. Like when it grabs you with its tiny crotch hand (I wasn’t familiar at the time with how much DS bosses love to grab you and most likely one-shot you with it) or when it just jumps at you from a distance while you’re trying to deal with it’s underlings and not looking at it. Aside from that it was a pretty easy fight. 3 tries.
noah enlists blue’s help to make cute crop tops for everyone as a gift (lbr he just wants everyone to see everyone eles in crop tops). gansey offers to help but blue refuses because “he’ll end up making them polo shirts somehow”
so. noah gives everyone their shirts and tells them to wear them to their next cabeswater outing. he plans a picnic. they’re all sitting on the ground in cabeswater, just actually hanging out for once, and they’re all losing it.
blue’s shirt is one of those crop tops with strips of fabric (like fringe?) at the bottom and says, in block letters right across the front, “i hate boys.” “not me, right?” gansey asks. he’s sitting next to her, and blue smacks his leg. “no, it’s mostly referring to ronan.” ronan flips her off, but they’re both grinning.
gansey doesn’t hear any of the conversation after blue smacks him. when she moves, the fringe on her shirt swishes and he can see more of her stomach. its more enticing than orla and her orange bikini. he is Undone. the barest glimpse of blue’s stomach is enough to basically incapacitate him.
blue smacks his leg again when she sees him staring, but she’s secretly pleased.besides, she’s been staring, too. not only is gansey wearing a normal, non-polo shirt that hangs just right on his collar bones, it’s a crop top. she and noah decorated gansey’s with the words “glendower is my boyfriend” and it rides up high on his stomach. which is. toned. he was on the crew team, really, blue should have realized what that meant, but the polos don’t exactly show off what he looks like.
both of them are thinking of things they could do besides kiss.
ronan can’t remember why he let himself be talked into this. how he ended up in a black crop top emblazoned with “let’s get this straight – i’m not” in rainbow colors. he’s pretty sure it had something to do with noah’s enthusiastic presentation of the idea. noah is smiling at him now, and ronan mouths “i’m going to throw you out the window again.” he can’t remember why he agreed to this. sure, seeing gansey in his crop top didn’t hurt, but gansey’s not even here to admire anymore, he and blue have wandered off somewhere together.
looking back, he’s pretty sure noah got him into this by saying something about adam. adam in a crop top. but adam’s not even here, he had to work.
and then, adam is there, grinning because he finished work early. he looks like he’s run straight from work. he’s breathless, and there’s sweat running down his stomach and ronan wants to punch a tree.
listen. l i s t e n. adam parrish is the most beautiful person in probably the whole world. he has really nice muscles (boy works three jobs), not that ronan is looking at them or anything, and his coca cola crop top (come on guys it was one time) exposes his stomach in amazing ways. when he put on that crop top on the way over from work, all of henrietta felt a disturbance. blue and gansey, wherever they were in the forest, felt a disturbance. noah died again. ronan thinks he might have died because obviously this is what heaven is.
“hey” says adam, and he smiles self-consciously. “where are blue and gansey?” he’s looking at noah, because ronan is sort of in the shadows. noah just winks at him, so adam turns to ronan.
“lynch, do you know where they…” he trails off in the middle of his sentence because ronan is staring right at him and he is looking at ronan and his question doesn’t really seem that important anymore because the tattoo (adam: baby bi bi bi)
its not like he hasn’t seen ronan’s tattoo before. he has. but this seems more intimate for some reason. maybe because they’re in cabeswater and they are the magician and the greywaren, maybe that makes something different. maybe its the crop top showing off ronan’s tattoo and blatantly advertising his non-straightness. whatever it is, adam stares. eventually he sits down next to ronan, so close their shoulders are touching.
noah is having an amazing day. his friends are happy, and attractive. he leans against a tree, fiddling with the edges of his crop top.
blue made his by herself. she wouldn’t let him see until she was done. it says: remembered.
Trigger warnings : Parental abuse , depression , 5 years age gap, consensual sex , death, violence, graphic scenes.
Rating : Mature + (Please do not read if you are under-aged)
CopyRight: I do not own Daryl Dixon, The Walking Dead nor any of the other characters mentioned in this story. No copyright infringement is intended.
The narrative follows the reader and Daryl. The story starts pre-apocalypse and links the events of different stages of their lives as : kids, young adults and adults, focusing on their friendship and eventual love relationship . But when the world turns to dust, will they be able to make it?
This really gave me a hard time. Hopefully it’s not that bad. I tried my best, lol.
(Y/n) felt her anger boil up inside her quietly as Sirius approaches her in the courtyard. There was nothing else that could silence the raging volcano in her as she watches her boyfriend smile and laugh before waving goodbye at his friends. She had just returned from the Hospital wing after learning about what had happened to Bertram Aubrey, a Ravenclaw student Sirius hated. His head grew twice as large and it had almost given poor Madam Pomfrey a heart attack.
(Y/n) had an idea that could possibly be the reason why Sirius Black and James Potter had decided to give him that treatment and she was not letting him get away with it so easily. She balled her fists furiously as he ran towards her.
“(Y/n)!” He said, “Oh, I’m so glad to see you. Charms was awfully boring today and–”
“Really?” She said, acting as though she was interested.
“Yeah! And Professor Flitwick was–”
“Nothing interesting? No ILLEGAL HEXES THAT COULD INFLATE SOMEONE’S HEAD?!!” She shouted. Students began to look at them including some Slytherins who watched them from under a tree.
“I can’t believe you right now, Sirius.” She said, her voice low. She shook her head in disbelief while Sirius tried to explain.
“Look, (Y/n), you have to see it from my point of view. He was–”
“From your point of view? I can’t quite look at it from your twisted perspective besides mine! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?! WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU?!”
“He was beginning to get too close to you.” Sirius said. Everyone had gathered around them and as much as Sirius wanted to shout at them to mind their own business, he couldn’t.
“So you hexed him, huh? Well, next time, maybe you should hex Remus too when he tutors me! Bloody hell, hex James too!”
“It’s not like that, (Y/n). You know it.”
(Y/n) looked away, her tears falling down her cheek silently. She hated crying in front of a lot of people but she hated it more when Sirius was the reason behind it. He tried to brush it away but she turned her back. He did not know why she was even defending Bertram. He saved her from a pervert so what was she mad about? He deserved it and that should make him the hero, right?
Sirius sighed and tried to speak to her gently, “Can we talk about this, please? Somewhere private? I don’t want to lose you, (Y/n).”
“Sorry, Sirius. You just did.” (Y/n) walked away, leaving him to stand alone in the middle of the courtyard with a furious expression on his face. His friends had returned after receiving news from their fellow Gryffindors about what had happened.
“Padfoot, calm down. Let’s go out, hm? Perhaps for some fresh air?” James said.
Sirius followed them without a word and as they were walking outside, all the students whispered around.
“Make them stop, Remus. Before I do something.” Sirius muttered in anger.
Remus did not say anything and took long strides, James leading them to a deserted patch of a nearby forest with a view of the lake.
As soon as they reached far enough, they sat down and Sirius began to rant while punching and kicking a tree.
“Stupid Aubrey. Posh, stupid Ravenclaw and his little smirk and stupid head. Can’t even get a girlfriend of his own so he steals mine. I bet you’re happy now, aye? Stupid, stupid–”
“Sirius, language please.” Remus said.
“–FUCKING BLOKE RUINED MY RELATIONSHIP.”
“Mm, much better.” Remus rolled his eyes.
“Padfoot, you’re hurting the poor tree. Besides, I took part in it too so it’s also my fault.” James said.
“No, no, James. He deserved it.”
“But what about (Y/n)? Did she deserve to get hurt?” Remus asked, the question lingering in the air. “She was obviously hurt about what you did. It’s not just about you hexing his head. It’s about you not trusting her.”
Sirius made no reply. It had just dawned on him the root of his problem which was mainly because he was feeling jealous and he felt like she had been spending more time with Bertram than him. He looked at his bruised knuckles which were now violet.
“So what, I apologize to her?”
“It’s not gonna fix anything, I’m sure. She hates me now.”
“But you haven’t even tried yet, Padfoot.” James said. After all, he was pretty much set on pursuing Lily Evans and he had never stopped no matter how much it infuriates her but Sirius only remained quiet throughout the day.
Miserable was an understatement to describe Sirius. Two days had already passed since his girlfriend broke up with him and he has been eating less. He did not participate in classes and no pranks were played for the entire week, sending Filch to celebrate at his demise. He had now realized his mistake on not trusting (Y/n) but now, he believed it was too late to take back what he had done. He spent his days depressed during detention with James and sometimes, they were even separated. Bertram Aubrey finally returned from the hospital wing but he was very traumatized and would often shake and shiver at the sight of Sirius.
He poked his food and flicked his mashed potatoes at first years, sighing constantly and pouting.
James watched him and put down his fork, leaning in to whisper at Remus.
“Moony, I think we should do something.”
“What do you suggest? Lock them in a broom closet until one of them comes out alive? I’ve told you many times, Prongs, my bet is on (Y/n).”
“No! Although, I agree on that one. But I think we should do something to help them.”
“I’m staying out of it, Prongs.”
“Look at Padfoot! He looks like a kicked out dog!”
“Because he is!”
“And look at (Y/n)!”
The two watched (Y/n) from the other side of the table, not eating as well. Her eyes were puffy as though she had spent the whole night crying and she was still wearing the necklace Sirius gave her for Valentine’s day. It was tucked out of sight under her shirt but the gold chain stood out.
“She still loves him, Moony, and so does our boy,” James whispered.
“Fine, but if she murders me, I will personally haunt you.”
“Wow, can’t wait to see what a were-ghost-wolf looks like.”
“You’re about to meet him very soon, Prongs.”
As the two constructed a plan, unbeknownst to them, Sirius had already stood up and left the hall. He was not feeling hungry so what was the point in staying at the table? He shifted into his animagus form as soon as he was out of sight and walked to the tree where he and (Y/n) would hung out on Fridays. He lied down and whined before falling a sleep.
(Y/n) gathered her things and walked outside to accompany her friends to pick out flowers. Lily had insisted they gather a bouquet to send to her sister, hoping it would cheer up (Y/n). Of course, this was all part of Remus’ plan. He knew where Sirius went after looking at the Marauder’s map and he decided to involve Lily Evans as well. The girls went out and looked around for flowers while (Y/n) stayed by the lake.
James, Remus and Peter watched her from behind a bush when a black dog approached her.
“Hello there. Where did you come from?” She petted the dog as it sat down by her side, its chin resting on her lap. “You know, you remind me of someone. His name was Sirius and he’s such a jerk sometimes but I love him, you know? I wish I hadn’t broken up with him.”
She continued talking to the dog as though it could understand her. He quite enjoyed having her rub her fingers on his head and stomach, his tail wagging uncontrollably.
“Look! He’s wagging his tail! I think it’s working!” Peter said.
“Great! Now he should know that she still loves him!” James said excitedly.
“Yeah but I feel like something’s wrong.” Remus said, watching the two closely and that’s when the three of them saw the unbelievable. Sirius was now standing behind her but the black dog remained by her side. The three were more than confused.
“I don’t know who you’re talking to but I just wanted to say I’m sorry.” Sirius said, kneeling down and holding her hands. “You’re right. I was a jerk and I shouldn’t have done that. Please forgive me, (Y/n). I still love you but it’s alright if you don’t want anything to do with me.”
“Don’t be an idiot, Sirius. I shouldn’t have shouted at you like that in public and I’m sorry too. I just wish you’d trust me.”
“I know, I know. I’m really sorry.”
She pulled Sirius in an embrace and brushed his hair softly. “I forgive you, Sirius. Let’s not fight again, alright?”
He pulled back and placed his hand on her cheek, kissing her forehead before whispering, “So are we still dating?”
“Of course, baby.” She smiled and this time, she kissed his lips lightly which he eagerly returned.
James, Remus, and Peter went out of hiding and clapped their hands at the couple while Lily sent a bouquet of flowers to them. They pulled apart and watched their friends cheer for them before sharing another kiss.
Well people seemed to like my how I would end Fairy Tail so I guess
I’ll give you another thing I would’ve loved making alterations to. That
being the Grand Magic Games arc. (Be warned as this is an arc it is a
First off we are cutting out the time
travel. No Future Rogue, No Future Lucy, and no dragon’s from the past.
Not every arc needs to have the world in danger to be compelling.
Makarov died on Tenrou. That way we have reason for Mavis to come in and act as the new mentor figure.
Fairy Tail team is getting a goddamn training arc. Look the GMG was the
longest arc (before Alvarez) and if we cut the future stuff we should
have those extra chapters contribute to something better.
No second origin. Hacking yourself is not interesting.
A team is aware of the B team. (It was a stupid reveal and if your all
working towards the same goal then it makes no sense not to tell them.)
So in this training arc each character gets their own way of training.
Mavis tells Elfman of a forest that Gildarts went through that full of beasts and he could go there get new souls
This way we see Elfman hunt the beasts he’ll use in the tournament. Hunting and taking over weretiger and lizardman
says this is good training for Elfman as not only is he getting new
souls but when in a wilderness setting like the forest the body to move
around and uses a mix of muscles. This way not only can he get souls but
also he’ll increase his base states as well.
Lucy still trains
with Capricorn but make it longer. Capricorn is the wisest spirit,
having him mentor Lucy on the secrets on celestial magic is a good idea
Erza actually recalls her fight with Azuma and how he was able to counter all her variety with only one form of magic.
decides that maybe she might need new armor, after all it’s been 7
years advancements had to have been made. (Also this way we can see her
buy the piercing armor and Nakagami armor)
Also she asks to
spar Mira because Erza is now using more variety in her fights. (I’ve
written before how the progression of Erza’s powers should’ve been: 1
armor–> Variety of Armor–> Mixing weapons from other armors with
other armors. This seems it’s still variety stage of that progression)
Wendy’s training is with Laxus. (I mean all of FT’s DS all are pals except for Wendy and Laxus)
realizes she needs strength training and can’t just be support so Laxus
tells her to punch a tree and see how hard she punches.
it doesn’t leave that much of of a dent and Laxus tells her that her
first thing is to take her emotion and put it behind her punches.
keeps trying but it’s pretty much to no avail, she gets upset thinking
about losing Mystogan and cait shelter but also she thinks about Brain,
Faust, and Zancrow with how they hurt people close to her and she gets
frustrated think if only she was stronger that she could stop them on
She then punches and starts cracking apart the tree from the punches coming from her anger till Laxus catches her fist.
tells her the point was to put her emotions behind the punch, not let
them overwhelm her. He tells her that she must fight with her
convictions but angry will only drive you in the wrong direction. Laxus
himself getting flashbacks over his rage induced goals.
Wendy agrees to what he says and they begin to train (There I just did character growth and expanded the bonds of FT members)
we get Grays training. And he believes he needs to become faster
molding magic. So he focus’s on increasing his already high speed.
comes across Gray after some of his training and he states he’s made no
progress and Mavis tells him maybe instead of focusing on all his
shapes being made faster he should choose one mold and increase it’s
Gray decides he’ll increase the speed it takes for
Ice-Make sword. This way when he shows off Ice make unlimited we see his
speed really iss different and why.
Mavis offers Cana a way to permanently master Fairy Glitter.
Also notice Mavis is actually being smart and helpful. like an actual mother/strategist.
and Gajeels training is first they have their wrists bound and are then
launches with Erza’s giant armor so far into the deep forest.
The two have to first get along with each other but they just end up letting their egos keep getting in the way.
The first challenge they face is giant waterfall
says he can get over it easy and use his flames to increase his jump
and says when he’s at the top he’ll pull up Gajeel by their bindings.
plan fails as Natsu can’t make enough jump to make it to the top. So
Gajeel says he’ll handle it and uses his Iron to pier the rock and climb
the the waterfall. This fails too, as the waters are too fast and force
They keep trying their methods and get nowhere till
Natsu asks Gajeel how far can he extend his Iron pillars and so using a
combo of Gajeel’s iron club to push them up and Natsu’s fire to propel
them up they are able to clear the water fall.
They decide to rest for the first night and in the morning they find a stream and see fish in it.
has trouble catching them but Natsu doesn’t and while Gajeel is a
little refusing to accept any of the food Natsu caught, Natsu tells them
need to eat.
But the food attracts a Vulcan pack and while they
beat them they find out there are more vulcans and they keep fighting
and once they win they decide to move on and get out of they forest
They however are stopped by a sudden rain storm and flee to find
shelter but those same vulcans followed they and attack again Natsu is
having a difficult time in the rain but Gajeel is still able to push
them all back and they find some shelter.
Gajeel sleeps but Natsu stands out in the rain trying to increase his fire but each time it’s doused.
then thinks he’s doing it the wrong way and instead of making the flame
bigger, he focuses on just increasing the heat and slow the flame burn
brights as the water evaporates,
They continue on but it’s then
when they hear the sound of the same vulcan horde Gajeel says they’re
going to fight again Natsu tells Gajeel to just run as they clear more
ground and when they stop Gajeel questions what the hell is up with
Natsu says they couldn’t fight as they are hungry and sleep deprived.
Natsu remembers what Gildarts told him about overcoming weakness and the first step is to know your weakness.
it closer to the end of the forest they come across a huge monster that
beats the 2 around Natsu keeps up most the fighting and finishes the
beast off but collapses.
Gajeel see’s this and turns his arms to blades and starts scrapping them against each other to create sparks to feed Natsu.
both stand up and make it to the end of the forest yelling that if this
place couldn’t beat them down then either could any guild.
They return as we gets shots of other people finishing their training.
all this there are scenes introducing characters like Lyon and Jura but
also new ones. I think you can keep Sting and Rogue’s intro, use the
Erza getting new armor to introduce Kagura like when she’s coming out of
the blacksmith shop have her pass Erza, or have Bacchus drinking at the
FT bar, or with Raven Tail show Ivan rallying his men for the GMG.)
The actual tournament begins with the sky labyrinth. Focus on it a little more as it is the prelim.
team B meets assembles and Gajeel questions that he, Juvia, Mira, and
Laxus are there and Cana is the reserve so who’s the fifth man.
fifth member is Bickslow, and let me explain I wouldn’t done Loke but
it seems like cheating for a spirit that’s owned by another contestant
and on another team to be a member. It wouldn’t be Levy as she is made
out to still not be a stronger member and they already have a reserve.
Out of the thunder god tribe Bickslow is the most untapped into, Freed’s
the most tapped into (that’s not saying much) but also his dark
ecriture and jutsu shiki seem as they’d take to long to make and would
be a detriment, Evergreen I’ll be honest has really undefined magic so I
see it hard to make it interesting.
Bickslow on the other hand has powers that can be used in a variety of purposes and as I said he’s the least tapped into.
change to teams: Sho and Wally are on mermaid heel and there’s no beth
or arana. (OKay first off Hiro wanted to include them in the first place
but felt like there were too many characters, so why not cut your loses
as having more already established characters like sho and Wally so you
have more time on new characters like Sabertooth, Kagura, Chelia etc.
Also Mermaid Heel doesn’t have to be an all female guild.)
The first day can stay the same.
Lucy vs Flare keep it
Mirajane vs Jenny change it to an actual fight but have the reason Jenny lose is she’s
a little vain with her take overs and Mira takes advantage of it.
(There I made a way for there to be fanservice without any demeaning of
the actual fight… yay)
Orga’s intro keep it
vs Jura. Jura fights the same way and while Bickslow is aware he’ll
lose he’s still fighting for Laxus. Take this time to dive into Build on
why Bickslow follows Laxus.
When it looks like it’s over as
Jura has Bickslow on the ground Bickslow stands up even though it seems
impossible and the reason is Bickslow posessed his own soul.
though it’s damaged he can still move his body and at least go out with
everthing. Plus it’s not impossible to believe he could possess his own
soul as he can see them and we can all naturally look
down at our bodies.
Spend more time on Raven tail and define that they just came to beat FT they don’t care to win.
Change the FT teams with A to Elfman but B being Mira because then we
can see satan soul’s feature of speed (Doesn’t have to fly and i’d
assume the enhanced mode would increase speed)
Elfman vs Bacchus, don’t change it
Kagura vs Yukino, don’t change it
Natsu v sabertooth and just introduce Jiemma as this dick and show off
Minerva (Hell use it as good parallel to Ivan and how they are similar
only Jiemma use strength as a reason why he’s an ass and Ivan just wants to hurt people out of vengence.)
Pandemonium, for the love of god don’t change it
MPF, keep it the same
Laxus vs Alexei needs more time and insead of Laxus clowing all of Raven Tail, just have it be Ivan and they lose by disqualify.
Wendy vs Chelia, don’t change it
Naval Battle, change the wings of love scene but Minerva can still win
The team merges but there is a penalty and they lose some of their points
Ichiya doesn’t beat Bacchus as it completely makes Elfman’s win seem weaker
of Lyon and Yuka vs Millianna and Kagura, have it be Millianna and Sho
because an issue with Kagura was too much overhype so this will space it
Natsu and Gajeel vs Sting and Rogue, I think you can keep
most the back and forth the same but the ending with the uniso raid
should be countered with a unison raid. (No minecart crap)
Raid is Stronger as not only because of the shared conviction but also
that whole training arc got Natsu and Gajeel closer and stronger
Sting can still blow a hole in Jiemma and Minerva can trick him with lector
Final day, It’s Erza, Laxus, Natsu, Gray and Gajeel. Mavis has her god damn mouth closed
fights Rufus but Rufus gets caught up in using all these powers he’s
memorized and Gray takes advantage using Ice make unlimited and beats
him as Rufus let his arrogance and constant binding of moves makes him
over look something basic like Gray taking a basic move and focusing
only on that.
Erza fights Kagura and Erza uses more damn variety of armors against Kagura.
Minerva enters and yes no samurai pants still just Erza and her swapping out her armor and fighting her, like she should.
Orga faces Chelia and crushes her telling her about how God slayer are at the top of world and somebody like her is weak.
asks how can he tell what weakness and strength is and Orga says he
killed the man who taught him god slaying because the student needed to
prove he was stronger, and says Chelia doesn’t have that in her.
Laxus comes up and tells him he’s full of shit
and Rogue fight with no shadow and just about Rogue’s fear of Gajeel
and Gajeel pointing out that he’s not the same person back in phantom.
Gajeel then shows that he’s glad there are other dragon slayers and eats
Gets his dual mode and beats Rogue
to Orga and Laxus’s fight they are throwing around lightning and
destroying stuff and Orga tells Laxus he’s not reacting quick enough.
isn’t thinking out his moves he’s letting his instinct fight but Laxus
exploits this when Orga uses his black lightning canon and puts his all
his magic behind it but when the attack is coming Laxus smirkks saying
that instinct can always be trumped by expierence and Laxus eats the
Laxus asked Natsu about god slayer magic and Natsu explained the trick he used on Zancrow.
Orga’s baffled by this but Laxus uses Roaring thunder on Orga
Orga tries to stand up but Jura knocks him out saying he would know when to quit
Cut to Gray who then takes Lyon with Gajeel’s help
CUt to the threesome and Kagura still loses to Minerva but now Erza says that she’ll handle this
to the fight with Jura and Laxus the fight is on a grand scale,
lightning crashing down, Jura raising the ear and using every single
rock to attack Laxus just blow for blow it’s a battle between titans
says Laxus is running on low and Jura reveals a technique called “wrath
born from earth” which is a giant rock assimilation that becomes
massive hands and try to close together similar to a prayer and crush
Laxus uses Lightning body to dodge the attack and propel towards
Jura and uses the black lightning he ate and merge it with his dragon
lightning and then try to crush Jura
Jura creates a massive rock wall to guard and sees that the dragon god lightning move didn’t pierce it
Laxus reveals he used lightning body again and moved around the wall
using this moment of Jura’s surprise Laxus uses Roar and not only fully
hits Jura but also blasts Jura through his own Rock wall
Erza reveals Nakagami to Minerva and Nakagami doesn’t have the same power. It uses holy light as a weapon
laughs this off as her speed still can’t touch her thanks to territory
but Erza reveals that not only does Nakagami produce holy light
also manipulates light and Erza bends the setting sun’s rays and uses
them like blades to attack Minerva and while Erza wins she passes out
The final fight with Sting, Gray tries to fight
but Sting beats him, Gajeel tries and Sting beats him. Sting gloats
saying lector has given him more strength that their bond makes him
Natsu see’s Sting and challenges him
takes advantage of the first move and punches sting in the neck
disorienting him as Natsu beats him around, but Sting regains his
barrings and easily punches back Natsu
Sting wastes no time with fighting Natsu and is even in dragon force beating around Natsu.
feels each of Stings punches and they seem to have more weight behind
them and Sting says it’s because of Lector each punch is stronger than
the last time they fought
Natsu gets a few hits in but it’s one sided
thinks about the guild and how it was his home, how hard it was for his
guild to be insulted everyday for 7 years, sad that Lucy’s in bed not
fighting with them, and he then says everyone else finished their fights
and he’ll finish his
Natsu goes for crimson lotus exploding
flame blade and that pushes back Sting and Natsu charges forward coated
in flames and tries to ounch Sting but Sting catches it similar to how
Natsu caught his white drive punch
Natsu tries with his other
fist but Sting catches it and says Natsu still won’t win getting up in
his face as Sting is crushing Natsu’s fingers while they’re caught
then roars in front of Sting and charges at him while saying that bonds
do make you stronger and each punch Sting threw was because he carried
the conviction of his friend in them but Natsu says in fist he carries
the conviction of every member of guild and their hopes.
He punches Sting into the ground and Sting is out
gets lector back as the guild is titled the bestLector tells Sting it
doesn’t matter he lost and that Sting looked cooler than he ever had
beforeSting tops yukino as shes boarding a train to leave and on his
hands and knees begs her to come back apologizing We
cut to arcadios who’s walking to the king and tells him that the
eclipse gate reacted slightly when the zodiac keys were in crocus. As
it’s printed that FT is the strongest we finally see crime socirere and
their new looks and Jellal says he’s proud of Erza and Ultear says the
same of Gray. Then Meredy reminds them that only one head of balam is
left and thats Tartaros (there I created intrigue for the next arcs and
instead of the time lapse we just use the Eclipse gate to get to neo
So that’s how I would’ve done GMG. Again I found this as a satisfying way to do it and hope you guys enjoy.
insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible Good god okay so both Steve and Jonathan are awful dancers, but Jonathan admits that he doesn’t know how to dance. He knows that he can only stand there and sway. Steve, however, is convinced that he’s good at it and will be there jumping up and down and calling it dancing.
likes to watch reality tv I looked up reality tv in the 80s and oh my goodness, Steve is definitely addicted to America’s Funniest Home Videos.
He was also a big fan of TV Bloopers & Practical Jokes (with DIck Clark) and cried like a baby when it ended.
“Hun, you’re 45. Let it go.” “IT WAS AMAZING, NANCY YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND.”
refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone Goodness probably Steve lolol I promise the rest of this ask won’t be so Steve-centric.
is the jealous / protective one Holding onto my promise wooo this is so Jonathan c’mon even when he didn’t really like Steve he was being protective over him.
goes all out on the holidays Jonathan!! He’s taking 500 pictures and making a freaking scrapbook about it, and helping everyone decorate - they’re the house putting up decorations for Thanksgiving, even though no one else on the block is doing it and doesn’t understand why they are.
cries over books Jonathaaaaaan he’s definitely a stan of Catcher in the Rye and has cried over it multiple times.
is terrible with kids My darling Nancy is great with kids - unless they are middle school boys. Those, she doesn’t know how to talk to. She tries to awkwardly make conversation with Mike and the boys and it just never goes well so she awkwardly excuses herself after that.
Dustin felt bad and told her that they all liked her so she didn’t need to be nice all the time; they liked her even when she was being snobby, and that made Nancy feel better.
drinks too much caffeine Oh lord Nancy definitely does but she has the best tolerance and could probably down 5 cups with no side effects and it Terrifies the guys.
could sleep for twenty-four hours straight On the flip side, we have Steve Harrington, who can wake up from a 4-year coma and still ask if he can take a nap.
never wears matching socks Jonathan! He doesn’t really care about what’s on him as long as there’s something on him, so he never makes a big deal about his socks being the right colors or patterns.
punches a tree when they’re angry Nancy probably did this and refused to admit that her hand was sprained afterwards.
She denied it all the way to the hospital.
gets scared by the toaster This has happened to all of them at some point while they were alone because their toaster makes the loudest fucking noise as if a damn alarm is going off and it’s stressful okay they need to buy a new toaster.
Mikasa is that quiet young girl who secretly work out that her punch could easily break the tree into two. And nobody knows that until she took off her shirt and the girl stared at her abs like it's the Eight Wonder of The World
Excuse you, everyone knows Mikasa can and will kick everyone’s dirty ass