punched a tree

The Owlbear

So, I was playing a campaign with a Water Genasi Warlock (Me) and a Nord Barbarian.
We were having an encounter with an Owlbear and forgive me, my memory is fuzzy because it was a while ago but:
Nord: I punch it through the tree
DM: *laughs* okay, roll.
He gets a natural twenty.
DM: You punch the Owlbear so hard it flies through seven trees.
Genasi: HOLY SHIT.

fun cassandra facts for you!

  • sees the small fears in the fade as “maggots crawling in filth”
  • has a memory of eating blueberry pastries with her brother as a child
  • threw one of varric’s books across the room when he killed her favorite character
  • is not good at cards
  • “i do not trust any event where hitting someone isn’t an option”
  • tells bull she wouldn’t trade the chargers for any alliance
  • spars with bull and blackwall
  • “the truth is more important than my reputation. and anyone wishing to accuse me of weakness is welcome to try”
  • vivienne to cassandra: “you are a warrior, cassandra. you’ll be one whether you dress in steel or lace”
  • punched a wall at the winter palace
  • doesn’t wear underwear
  • “no…no, andraste did not specifically say one should not punch bears”
  • plays guessing games with sera, at sera’s insistence
  • suffers from hay fever, when she was a child her brother told her she should punch a tree in retaliation and she still punches trees as an adult
  • hates being called “lady pentaghast”
  • takes the time to check on cullen, and when he tells her to stop, sends inquisition messengers to do it instead
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look, I not saying I would like to see Dipper trying to punch Mabel in that relativity falls au, BUT I am saying I would like to see Dipper trying to punch Mabel and failing because Dipper being a wimp and Mabel the muscle of the team is something I love and will forever believe!

anonymous asked:

supercorp

  • insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible: kara
  • likes to watch reality tv: kara
  • refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone: lena
  • is the jealous / protective one: lena’s jealous, kara’s protective (this is 100% canon, i’ll fight u) 
  • goes all out on the holidays: kara
  • cries over books: kara 
  • is terrible with kids: lena, she’s terrible with everyone else’s kids, but she would be amazing with her and kara’s 
  • drinks too much caffeine: lena
  • could sleep for twenty-four hours straight: kara
  • never wears matching socks: kara
  • punches a tree when they’re angry: kara
  • gets scared by the toaster: kara

send me a ship and i’ll tell you who.. 

anonymous asked:

Spamano!!

  • insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible

They’re both pretty good at dancing.

  • likes to watch reality tv

Romano. Spain joins in from time to time but only finds it enjoyable because of Romano’s ranting

  • refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone

Romano

  • is the jealous / protective one

Romano, but Spain can get pretty protective, too

  • goes all out on the holidays

Spain. He tries to persuade Romano to join in on the decorating and it works sometimes.

  • cries over books

They both get emotional when they finish a really good series, but Romano cries more than Spain when it comes to books.

  • is terrible with kids

They’re both amazing with kids

  • drinks too much caffeine

Romano. Spain knows exactly how he likes his coffee so he usually fixes it for him on the mornings when Romano is just too exhausted to do it himself.

  • could sleep for twenty-four hours straight

Romano

  • never wears matching socks

Spain does it sometimes. It agitates Romano

  • punches a tree when they’re angry

Romano

  • gets scared by the toaster

Romano. Spain finds it hilarious

anonymous asked:

Rusame!!

  • insists that they are an awesome dancer even though they’re terrible

America claims he can dance but really all he can do is dab and whip. He can do American dances from to 70′s and 80′s and all those kinds of dances back then. He can’t ballroom dance though. Russia can do ballet

  • likes to watch reality tv

America lives on reality tv

  • refuses to wear pants when they’re home alone

America hates pants with the passion of 5,000 suns.

  • is the jealous / protective one

Russia can get pretty jealous

  • goes all out on the holidays

America does for sure

  • cries over books

Russia gets pretty emotional when a good book series ends

  • is terrible with kids

They’re both great with kids

  • drinks too much caffeine

America’s bloodstream is practically full of Starbucks

  • could sleep for twenty-four hours straight

America. He hibernates basically

  • never wears matching socks

America but Russia does it occasionally, too

  • punches a tree when they’re angry

I think they both would

  • gets scared by the toaster

tbh Russia does then he accidentally punches it and breaks it

MCL boys during Christmas

Nathaniel : *sends a lot of Christmas messages with christmas cat puns*

Castiel : “Hey i got you a pair of socks- maybe you can fill a little that breast of yours. No need to thank me”

Lysander: *arrives 1 hour later* “Sorry i got lost” *grabs a box * “but i brought bunnies”

Kentin: “M-merry C-Hristmas” *blushes like hell* “fuck” *punches tree*

Armin: *spends rest of the day playing shitty christmas video games*

Bumblebee: I'm Back [Part 1]

It had felt like years since she had seen Blake, since Yang had gotten to see her partner. She was still angry, and didn’t understand, and didn’t know why Blake would have left at such a crucial part of life. But she’d had a solid amount of time to think about it, and Yang decided that letting go would be the best route. The burning rays of sunlight bashed against her skin and warmed her metal arm. She punched and punched and punched, until there was no tree left to punch. Anger, sadness, sorrow, despair…loneliness. All the feelings and emotions were killing her from the inside out.

Yangs father was out on a job, his first job since he started taking care of her. She convinced him to go, to take the weight of all his problems with him too. Yang grabbed a icy cold bottle of water and pretty much chugged the entire thing. The sweat on her forehead dripped down her cheeks. Working out and getting back into shape was hard…maybe Nora was right about the love handles… Yang laughed to herself and pulled her hair up into a pony tail using an old almost shot scrunchy.

“Pst.” She heard a ruffle over by the nearest window. Was she going insane or did leaves just talk to her. “Pst.” There it was again! She poked her head out of the window seeing only bright afternoon skies. Then her eyes landed on something…rather someone whom she didn’t want to see but did. Blake stood at the entrance to her house, pacing vigorously. Yang sighed and ran downstairs, just the average jog, and opened the door.

Her hair was just as she’d remembered it, that coal black silk of hair and her beautiful skin. There was bow, which wouldn’t be too hard to get used to. The second those eyes landed on her thigh, Yang felt her knees go weak. The amber yellow soft eyes that she’d noticed only showed themselves around her.

“H-Hey Yang,” Blake said looking down at her feet in shame. Yang didn’t care if she was still so dang angry at her for leaving, she just needed a hug. Yang pulled Blake into a big hug, Blake’s face just happening to land in the right spot on her chest. “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry!” She burst into tears before Yang had the chance to say anything.

“Why are you crying?” She didn’t understand, someone like Blake crying was astounding.

“B-Because I h-hurt you. And wh-when I do that, I can never forgive myself. Y-you are so important to me Yang. I’m sorry for running, I’m sorry for leaving, I’m sorry for making you feel like you have no one.” Gosh dang Yang felt the tears well up in her own eyes as Blake went on and on about how much she was sorry. And whenever she tried to speak Blake would just interrupt her again. “I just…I know you will never forgive me…but I’m sorry.”

“Never say never right kitty,” Yang winked and started petting Blake’s ears. The black haired kitty purred intensely as she stroked Blake’s ears. If she was here…where was everyone else? “Are you alone? Do you have a place to stay?”

“I’m alone, Sun went back to Neptune and the gang.” Ugh Sun, always in the way. Wait what? What was I just thinking?? Yang thought. “And no on the other one.”

“You can stay here if you want.” Blake looked up from my chest and nodded softly. Yang smiled and pet her more. No father and Blake back, best day ever. Hopefully.

[TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 2]