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Today, I fucked up... by punching my boss

Our office is set up really strange and to get to the women’s restroom you have to walk through a large dimly lit storage area and pass through a couple of doors. I had just finished washing my hands and turned to reach for the door to leave. Suddenly the door was flung open and scared the ever loving shit out of me. I guess my fight or flight chose fight because the next thing I know I’m wildly swinging a right hook. I punched my boss, who was dressed as a witch for Halloween, in the jaw/neck as we screamed at each other.

We’ve now had two “safety meetings” about preventing future incidents, they’ve made laminated signs and taped them to the bathroom door that say “Please open SLOWLY” and every woman in the office now announces themselves every time they come in or out of the office. I got a verbal warning from HR and I’m now too afraid to use the office restroom because I don’t know if I can be trusted when startled. I sat through a meeting about it dressed as a bumble bee and trying to not laugh and cry at the same time.

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If volleyball was a one-on-one sport, we wouldn’t be able to win against Shiratorizawa. We’re smaller, and our individual attack strength falls short in comparison. But there are six of us on the court. If we win, it’s not because a miracle happened. Our concept won’t change until the very end! We’re going to punch our way through!  — Sawamura Daichi, Haikyuu!! S3 #09

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“If volleyball was a one-on-one sport, we wouldn’t be able to win against Shiratorizawa. We’re smaller, and our individual attack strength falls short in comparison. But there are six of us on the court. If we win, it’s not because a miracle happened. Our concept won’t change til the very end! We’re going to punch our way through!”

it’s tempting to be overly defensive to try to make 2017 a good year but don’t. allow healthy conversation and stay open. you’re still not perfect. you can mess up and so can other people. just because it doesn’t make you feel good doesn’t mean it’s negativity.

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more proof urobuchi doesnt understand kamen rider: when you’re faced with a malevolent god trying to ruin your life for their benefit and they tell you to deal with it, you dont just go along with it and assimilate to their ideals, you punch them in the fucking face

scarfbroski  asked:

What would an inexperienced fight with no weapons (just their fists) be like? Especially when they're trying to kill each other.

Slow.

I mean, it’s still only going to run around 29 seconds but it can reach up to a minute or longer depending on how bad they are at it. Believe it or not, humans are not naturally good at combat. Our one natural defense is that we taste really fucking bad. It’s the copper in our blood. Punching is a learned skill.

What any inexperienced fighter will do when fighting is use techniques that they’ve seen elsewhere or use ones that they’ve used before and know work. This usually amounts to wildly swinging at each other until one falls over, the other pounces, and pounds their head into the dirt/pavement until they pass out/die.

Wild swinging, stumbling into each other, hair grabbing, whatever they think will work, until they both fall down. They may roll around on the ground for a while, but whoever landed on top is probably going to be the winner.

However, with inexperienced fighters, they may not be able to tell if the other person is actually dead or not.

-Michi

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