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How dan and phil probably broke up #41
  • Phil: *to dan* If I was an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes ;))
A Half God with Daddy Issues

Some backstory: It was a homebrew campaign. We got finished fighting a Dragonborn who killed our half deity friend, Tristan. He was brought back to life by an NPC Priest, Kailee, later that night our half God visits her and…we didn’t expect what would happen next.

Tristan: “I need your help..”

Kailee: “Sure, what do you need?”

Tristan: “You brought me back from death once, right?”

Kailee: “Um…yes? Why do you need?”

Tristan OOC: I pull out my skinning knife. And hesitantly stab myself through the temple. 

Tristan: “I have to talk with my dad.”

DM: -Silence- 

DM, now Tristan’s Father: Hello My Son.

Tristan OOC: I punch him.

Our Party Erupted into laughter.

Vicar Amelia’s dialogue before triggering the boss fight

I haven’t seen this posted anywhere yet (even though it’s bound to have been done before), and I had it recorded, so I thought I might as well put it here

Seek the Old Blood. Let us pray, let us wish, to partake in communion. Let us partake in communion, and feast upon the Old Blood. Our thirst for blood satiates us, soothes our fears. Seek the Old Blood, but beware the frailty of men. Their wills are weak, minds young. The foul beasts will dangle nectar and lure the meek into the depths. Remain wary of the frailty of men. Their wills are weak, minds young. Were it not for fear, death would go unlamented.

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imagine a man who wakes up next to you like this every morning, singing “You deserve it baby, you deserve it all” and shouting you praises like being hot and sexy - Jung Jaehyun

not to be salty, but why do people keep calling romantic f/f scenes in shows as fanservice?

like, i don’t mean sex scenes, but romantic scenes of the couple just interacting with each other?

if an m/f relationship, no matter how poorly developed, interacted on screen, you wouldn’t dare call it fanservice, but somehow if an f/f couple does it, it is??? fuck off mate.