punch everybody!

new brawl: zarya’s gym

you can play as anybody except zarya, who is controlled by the ai. she’s a non combatant who just yells stuff at you about how she could do better than that when she was ten years old. all of your abilities are disabled except for melee. if you want to win you have to punch everybody to death while zarya stands to the side and insults your form the whole time. 

Further Observations
  • There are more than 3000 floors to Kane Co Tower, if the number behind Kane when he walks into his office are to be believed. The current tallest building the WORLD is only a couple-hundred.  WE GET IT DUDE YOURS IS BIGGER.
  • Casual reminder Texas punches the inside of his car to make it do things instead of pressing buttons
  • also he appears to have two gas pedals so he can just slAM BOTH FEET ON THEM AS HARD AS POSSIBLE
  • We see exactly one (1) female Kane Co. executive (excluding Julie) and she appears to be a very curvy middle-aged black lady who I have immediately decided is Claire’s mom
  • OKAY BUT IT WOULD MAKE SO MUCH SENSE THAT’S HOW CLAIRE AND JULIE ENDED UP FRIENDS!  Kane wouldn’t let just anybody be his precious Julie-Bear’s friend!  Claire’s mom is part of Kane’s Board of Directors!  YOU CAN’T TAKE THIS HEADCANON FROM ME
  • Almost every time we catch a brief glimpse of Chuck’s eyes he’s making a face like >8C  like this boy is scared but also he is ready to Throw Down
  • Jacob has canonically created AIs that can feel loyalty, fear and kinship, and that can be moved by speeches/emotionally engaged.  
  • So honestly, we’re a go for any android headcanon anybody wants to throw around, lbr.
  • The face Mike makes when Chuck is like “I’d have to save you life and let’s face it, that ain’t gonna happen” literally breaks my heart EVERY TIME he’s so sad that Chuck’s sad oh my god.
  • related: the face Chuck makes when Mike pins the crown pin on his chest makes me UNBELIEVABLY GODDAMN EMOTIONAL holy crap he’s so happy
  • Rayon could literally punch me in the face and I would be like HAHA WOW
  • The Duke is REALLY PISSED about Mike accidentally wrecking one half-built car-frame, but literally fires fully-built limos out of a cannon at people.  WHAT IS THE TRUTH
  • Listening to Chuck babbling while trying to drive in Blonde Thunder like AT LEAST LET HIM SWEAR HE OBVIOUSLY WANTS TO HE IS DYING
  • LET CHUCKLES SAY FUCKLES 

anonymous asked:

I saw your headcanons about MC suggesting a threesome, and I saw in the bottom notes that you would want to write whole different head canons if it was because MC was questioning if she might be bi, so I just wanted to ask if you would be willing to write that? I'm super interested in their reactions if that was the case.

I was really interested in writing about this. As a bisexual girl who still has a lot of questions, this feels really personal, also this is about the support I never had from family and from some past relationships. Anyway, shout out to all the bis here, you’re not confused, you’re not going through a phase, you deserve love and you’re not alone


RFA boys with MC coming out as bi

Jaehee won’t be included here because I assume her and MC are openly bisexuals. These girls are bi and happy together, so let them have fun.

Common: Okay, so MC suggested a threesome with another girl, they already declined. And as much as you apologized for suggesting this and making them feel comfortable, they can tell that there’s something else going on…


Zen

  • He already told you that’s fine, he wasn’t uncomfortable, he would even consider the idea if it wasn’t for his career.
  • I mean, of course he would love to satisfy two sweet ladies at once, and watching you two interact would be… interesting.
  • As he embarrassedly admitted that, he noticed you gulping and getting nervous all of a sudden. Hum…
  • “Or… unless you wouldn’t like to touch the other lady…” “N-No! I would! I mean, I… I… ugh, forget it.”
  • “Come on babe, tell me what’s in your mind.” “Zen… would you still love me if I tell you I might be bi?” Whoa… so that is what you had in mind?
  • “Of course I would, MC! I love you, no matter what! But uhm… are you… are you considering leave me to experience your… feelings?” “Oh god, Zen! No! Of course not! I just… I love you! I just… want to know if you’re comfortable…”
  • “I am comfortable as long as you are, my princess. I keep telling you I want you to be everything you want to be, right? So be happy about who you are, and I’ll be happy too.” No need to say you cried a lot and he held you sweetly the whole night.
  • He hums to you, and you definitely know the chorus of this one: “Is that ‘Girls/Girls/Boys’ by Panic! At the Disco?”  he blushes when you giggle and give him a little smooch.

 

Yoosung

  • He’s as flustered as you are, apologizing for not being able to do this, he wants to do everything you want, but… that’s a boundary he can’t cross.
  • Of course it’s a idea that arouses him a lot, but… sometimes he feels you’re too much for him to handle, just imagine two girls.
  •  And… he feels pathetic for saying that, but… he’s scared you might toss him aside and focus only in the girl. What if you fall for her and decide to leave him?
  • You widen your eyes when he says this, he notices and giggles nervously. “I’m just kidding… hahah, can you imagine?”
  • “Yes, I… I can, Yoosung.” “What?” “I mean, I wouldn’t leave you, never! But I… the idea of falling for a girl isn’t… impossible.”
  • “Oh… so you’re saying you… are…” “Bisexual? Yes, I… think I am, Yoosung.” You two stare at each other, both of you wondering “what now?”, or maybe he isn’t, as he chuckles sweetly and give you the sweetest look he ever gave you.
  • “I’ll support you in whatever you decide to do from now on.” Wow, you’ve never seen him like that, so calm, so secure… not even him can believe in his coolness, but he just knows he has to be like this for you right now.
  • And as he hugs you and tells you everything will be alright, he realizes he can get used to being this cool confident guy if it makes you happy.

Jumin

  • He’s not angry, ok? He is just… surprised by your… request.
  • He doesn’t know any other woman who could make him feel like you do, and, truth be told, he doesn’t even want to.
  • And he’s pretty confident on the fact that you wouldn’t know a woman who can make you feel like he does… would you?
  •  “I… why do you ask that?” hmmm, not the answer he was waiting for. “It was more like a rhetorical question, but apparently you have an answer.” You look at him reluctantly .
  •  “Tell me what you’re thinking, my love.” “I might be bi, Jumin.” Again, not what he was waiting for…
  • “I see… how long have you been thinking about that?” “My whole life?” he widens his eyes a little, you never fail to impress him, do you?
  • “I understand. You’re the one that keeps encouraging me on never holding back how I feel, I suppose I should give you reciprocity.” “What does that mean?” “That I’ll support you in everything this pure heart of yours might want even if is not what I want.”
  • Was this about a threesome? Well, that to. But you know he meant that he would let you go if you need him too. He came a long way ever since that possessive guy, and you could never leave somebody who changed so much for you.

Saeyoung

  • He’s down for the threesome if you’re doing for the right reason.
  •  Are you doing this because you’ve been questioning yourself on this? Then we can think this through.
  • He knows you pretty well by now, and he’s been there himself, so… he understands you.
  • “U-Understand what?” you ask him nervously, oh… you’re still very confused, aren’t you?
  • ”No need to hide from me, MC. I know what you’re thinking, okay?” “Did you finally hack into me?” he chuckles “I don’t need to. You know I’m bi too, right?”
  • “Yes, sure.” “And you support me and love me no matter what, right?” “Yes.” “And you know I love you and support you too, right?” “Yes, but… Saeyoung, I… I’m scared…”
  • He hugs you and makes you nuzzle in his chest. “It’s okay to be scared, sometimes I’m scared too.”
  • So yeah, the threesome? Not happening. At least not for now, you still have a few things to process, but he’s here to help you through … oh, but he can’t wait for you to be comfortable about bisexuality puns. “Let’s just chill and be on stand bi, okay?” “Oh my god, Saeyoung!” you laugh through your tears.

Saeran

  • Okay, now that you calmed him down and made sure he understands he is enough for you, he is… curious.
  • Where did you even get that idea from? Why did you think he would like that? Would you even like that?
  • “I… wouldn’t hate it.” “What the hell does that mean?”
  • Oh, this look in your eyes, so much fear, he hates when you don’t tell him things because you fear his reaction. Is he that scary? He doesn’t mind being intimidating to most people, but not you, he doesn’t want to intimidate you. He wants you to be comfortable around him as much as he is around you. “Come on, you can spit it out, I… promise I won’t get mad.”
  • “Saeran… don’t hate me for being bi, please…” Oh! So that’s it? Well, he kinda knew about that, he remembers a few things from your browse history when he was considering you to be his bait… are you still struggling with that? Oh… that… sucks!
  •  He scoffs and pulls you for a hug. “How can I hate you, you cute little dork?” “Aren’t you mad?” “I told you I wouldn’t get mad, didn’t I? When did I ever break a promise I made to you?” “N-never, but…” your voice is breaking, shit, he can’t handle you crying.
  • “So here’s another promise, I will always support you on being comfortable with who you are, just as you do with me. And I’ll punch everybody that ever makes you feel you’re not normal, okay? And… stop crying, for fuck’s sake! I… I don’t like seeing you cry…” he was blushing, and you smiled widely.
  • When did he turn into this understanding mature guy? Who cares? You just hug him again and smile, he’s growing, so are you, and it’s good to grow together.

 

V

  • Well, he doesn’t hate the idea of a threesome, but…
  • He’s not that interested in something that would be too much about his own pleasure, unless this is for your own too…
  • “Well, I… could take a lot of pleasure from this too…” hummm, he knows where this is going
  • “How come, my love?” but he’s asking just to be sure, a sweet smile and interested eyes looking at you.
  • “I think I’m bi, V.” did he listen? He’s not giving any reaction right now…
  • “I understand…” he pulls you for a hug. “Thank you for sharing this with me, it’s such an important part of you and I’m honored that you’re comfortable to share this with me.”
  • “Uhm… you’re welcome?” he chuckles “I’ll do whatever you need me to do in order to make you comfortable, okay?”
  • This is also about the threesome, but you know he’s talking about an open relationship… it’s a possibility, but you need time to figure things out, you have no doubt he’ll give you all the time you want.

I like how in AoT whenever Eren transform into his Titan form to fight another Titan everybody is just like: “Ok everyone Eren is going to handle this now! Everyone retreat and give him space!” 

Except for Mikasa, nope, Mikasa will squeeze her 5′7 ass between these two 50+ feet Titans and go “I gotcha your back Eren! Come on, two against one, you hold them while I punch them!!”

And everybody else is like “MIKASA GET YER ASS BACK HERE!”

Riverdale S01E10

Can we talk about this episode?! The start was kinda meh, but after things started unfolding…

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

I’ll start by saying what I always say: ALICE IS THE FREAKING BEST

From the preview I thought Archie had been drugged by Cheryl or Chuck, but no, boy just hit the bottle hard.

Originally posted by justalittletumblweed

Also deserving of a shout out is my girl Veronica for finally saying what we’ve all been thinking about Cheryl and Jason

Originally posted by cheekyjos

Side notes:

- This week there is a race for the biggest jerk award. The main contenders are Chuck and Hiburaim, with Joaquin also in the running 

- I still do not trust Ethel AL ALL

- Juggy can throw a mean punch

- How is everybody just cool with the secrets game?!

[draws art for a dead fandom] mm :^)

I’m reading The Lost Hero again and… Wow. There are so many things I had forgotten!

Well, this is how I see Piper in my mind now. Smol kiddo 100% ready for a fight.


She’s not the kind of girl I would befriend in school though. In Brazilian portuguese we have a word that kinda fits her: “Barraqueira”.

 At the beggining of the book she wants to fight every single girl who looks at her and especially every girl who looks at Jason, and this is really annoying. She basically wants to punch everybody to “show the world she’s strong". Of course I understand that, suffering from bullying all her life, it’s natural that she’s always in a defensive mood, but c’mon girl, just calm down. Pls.

 And to make it better, she kinda demonizes everything girly. I don’t blame her, the damn Riordan wrote her this way, but WOW it pisses me off. It starts with her judging Drew by her looks. “Too pretty, makeup, fashion style. Hum, must be evil.” And this judgement is then applied to almost every female character who does not follow the line “100% good”.

 And oh well, Aphrodite and her children. Do you guys remember the Hipnos Cabin? These guys sleep all the time, and do not seem to be good at battles. But still, whose fame is it to be useless in fights? Aphrodite’s children.

 “Ah but Hipnos’ children can make the enemy sleepy, blah blah blah”

 Aphrodite was born from Uranos. She’s probably as powerful as Zeus, or even more, because as we all know, even the gods can’t escape from love.

Love is a powerful thing. Love can be BRUTAL. So that story of Aphrodite’s children being always portrayed as supermodels who only care about their looks and boyfriends and can’t fight a bug is just RIDICULOUS

Sorry about it, is just something that really bothers me.

[ Imagine #9 ] Secret relationship ~ Newt

Fandom: The Maze Runner

Pairing: Newt x reader

Word count: 1153 words

A/N: The writing is mine, but i got the idea from this post [ x ] by @imaginesofeveryfandom

 

Masterlist

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  Being in a secret relationship wasn’t always easy. In fact, it really sucked. But i loved Newt more than anything else, so it was ok for me. I had been living in the glade for eight months now and was happy and felt safe - as safe and happy you could be sourrounded by a enourmos maze with moving walls and deadly grievers- but when i first woke up in the box, i was scared and trusted nobody, as soon as Gally helped me out, i shoved everybody aside and runned into the deadheads to hide.

When the hunger eventually forced me to leave to deadheads, Newt was the one who took care of me, or at least tried to. I didn’t spoke much, most of the time i just remained silent, only speaking if necessary. But Newt didn’t gave up, he just ignored my dismissive attitude, acting like everything was just how it should be. He made me work in the garden with him, and whenever one of the guys tried to make a move on me, he stepped in and basically told them to fuck off.

I started to trust him and we slowly developed a deep friendship. I became more confident around him, but he was still the only glader i really talked to. The rest of the boys had eventually unterstood that i was a shy person and didn’t wanted to talk much, so they had started to pretend i wasn’t there. I wasn’t offended, though, i was rather happy about it.

 But some still didn’t seemed to got the message and tried to get near to me, talk to me, flirt with me and one even tried to kiss me. He got a week in the slammer and some bruises, thanks to Newt. After this incident Alby set the rule that nobody was allowed to touch me without my permission or to have a romantic relationship with me.

After a few weeks i started to interact more with some of the other gladers, mostly Thomas and Minho, because they were Newt’s closest friends and seemed most trustworthy to me, except from Newt of course. Also Chuck, who was just cute and like a little brother to me. The daily contact with them made me more confident, i talked more to the others and surprisingly, they were all nice to me and treated me petty respectful because of Alby’s rule and maybe because the fact that Newt would punch everybody who makes me feel uncomfortable.

This went well for a couple of weeks, but then i found myself feeling shy with Newt again, and whenever he smiled at me, i felt butterflies in the pit of my stomach. At first i really didn’t know what this weird feeling was, and just tried to pretend it wasn’t there, but it got more overwhelming with every passing day.

I started to seperate myself from Newt, spent more time with Minho and Thomas, but of course Newt recognised the change in my behavior and wouldn’t stop asking questions about it.

And although Newt was a very kind Person, he could get really annoying if he want anwsers. He didn’t leave me alone, until i had enough and just screamed it at him. He looked really shocked and didn’t said anything, so i assumed that he didn’t liked me back, that i just made a fool out of myself and most likely ruined the friendship i had with Newt. But instead of laughing at me, he pulled  me closer and kissed me. Later he asked me if i wanted to be his girlfriend, but we decided to keep the relationship a secret because of Alby’s rule.

We made sure that whenever someone was around we were acting like normal friends, and this was especially hard for Newt, because he had to watch all the boys flirting with me and couldn’t do anything against it.

It wasn’t the best solution, we had barely any alone time, but it had to work, and it did. To this day, nobody had a clue that Newt and i had been dating for almost four months now.

Someone nudged me softly and interrupted my thoughts. Newt leaned over to my ear and wispered: “What do you think about, love?” I smiled warmly at him and squeezed his hand. “About you”, i wispered back. He smiled smugly. “Of course you’re thinking about me, love. I’m not surprised.” I rolled my eyes. “Don’t be too sure about yourself, Newt. There are many other boys to think of.” Before Newt could answer, Minho said loudly: “Soo, Y/N, it’s your turn. Truth or dare?” I sighed internally. Why was i here again? Nothing against truth or dare, but it got boring, and Newt and i could be somewhere else. Maybe my room or the deadheads. Alone.

But little Chuck wanted to play truth or dare, and because he was annoying and would never shut up if we refused, we all sat here now, more or less motivated.  “Ehm, i take dare.” i replied, but i regretted it immediately as i saw Minho’s devious smile. “Ok, Y/N, i dare you…to kiss Thomas!” Some of the boys whistled and didn’t looked over to Newt, but i could feel him tense up next to me. Thomas scratched the back of his neck awkwardly and said: “Only if Y/N is ok with this.” Now everyone was staring at me, and i shifted uncomfortably. “Ehm… i don’t know…” I looked at Newt for help and he looked back, clearly didn’t know what to do.

“Just do it, Y/N. It’s just a kiss!”, said Minho, sounding slightly annoyed. I got up slowly, walked over to Thomas and he gave me an apologetic look, then i hesitantly started to lean in while i squeezed my eyes shut, hoping it would be over soon. Nothing against Thomas, he wasn’t ugly or something like that, but he was one of my best friends and the thought of kissing him was just weird. But right before our lips could touching, Newt raised his voice: “Alright, stop. This is bloody stupid. I’m not letting you bloody kiss Tommy if you’re bloody mine. A secret isn’t worth that…shuck..

I pulled back quickly, staring at Newt together with everyone else. Thomas looked back and forth between the two of us, obviously confused. Then realization seemed to hit him. “Wait… you two… and… oh…

It was dead silent, until Chuck clapped his hands and yelled enthusiastically: “I knew it! I knew it! Frypan, you owe my ten extra meals! I knew it!”

The Reunion: Part 2

So where I left off last time, was that after so many years, Mama (Sheryl) Iwerks is reunited with her childhood friend that scared off the bullies that locked her in the abandoned Silly-vision as a little girl.  Sheryl at that time, was the only human the ink monstrosity could trust, as she was the only person to see Bendy as what he was meant to be, a toon and not a monster.  Granted he was suspicious of her actions and motives, but couldn’t still feeling like his purpose was to put a smile back on this scared little girl’s face.  Of course, sharing your candy he took as an offering, and was willing to protect Sheryl.  Even often going out of his way to put any wooden planks up or find buttons to automatic doors to seal off any dangerous areas the blonde haired girl could wander into and get hurt.  This often didn’t stop Sheryl from trying to explore further into the studio, being the curious little munchkin she was.  Bendy would directly scoop his blondie up on his back for a ride on the tall monster’s shoulder and hanging onto to his horns for support.  Sheryl even remembered how on top of the world she felt, she practically had an ink beast eating candy from the palm of her hands and her “Kitty” made her feel like the bravest new kid in the world.  

It was no question however, that after 45 years, Bendy and Sheryl still had that same bond and were just SO HAPPY to see each other again!  Granted, Paige always kinda knew her mother was a little quirky… but how could she POSSIBLY KNOW BENDY?!  Granted, yes she did watch a lot of the films with us when grandpa Henry was alive so she KNOWS him as a cartoon character… but how as an actual person?!  Sheryl realizes her daughter is right, but she was barely even seven years old at that time.  Once the studio was bulldozed after news got out about the missing workers being murdered, the city granted Henry permission to tear the place down.  All that remained was an empty lot.  Sheryl just kinda made herself believe that Bendy was an imaginary friend as she got older, as that’s just kinda what adults do.  They brush aside things they can’t explain as childish belief in something that was never real, but she wanted to believe, but no one believed Henry’s stories about what he saw in that studio, so maybe Sheryl figured no one would believe her.  Bendy could explain it better, and even fill in the blank spaces that faded from her memory of their playtime.  Sheryl sat in her rocking recliner in front of the fireplace and told Paige what she can remember, as Bendy could happily flop right on her lap as she pets the demon toon like an actual cat.  Just like the old days.  Sheryl remarks how she’s quite thankful for Bendy not being as big as he was before, as a body made of solid ink was surprisingly heavy!  

Bonus: Sheryl made her special double fudge chocolate brownies that Bendy believed that the recipe had died along with Henry.  As soon as he takes a bite, tears of ink are visibly rolling down his face in happiness.  Paige instantly runs over wondering if he’s alright.  Bendy just replies with a sob as he struggles to say just how much he had believed he’d never get to taste these ever again.  -Admin Lei

also heavily inspired by a chat with @killertoons​! 

If Bleach characters threw a party...


As requested by @chappetrels :)


Parties are a lot of work! We’ve seen Bleach characters attend various parties before, but what if they were throwing a party? How would each of them contribute?


1. Ishida

Makes the invitations. They are beautifully made, with a hand-sewn lace border and calligraphic writing.

Ishida: The president of the crafts club strikes again!


2. Orihime

Delivers the invitations - ties them to people’s door along with a fresh roll from her bakery.

Orihime: For some reason, leaving bread on people’s doors just feels so right.


3. Urahara

Invites people to the party by writing in blood on their walls.

Ishida: OH COME ON WE WERE BEING SO CLASSY

Urahara: Just trying to help!


4. Matsumoto

Buys all of the decorations for the party. Stores them all in Ichigo’s room.

Ichigo: …I wish I could say I was surprised.


5. Kira & Hisagi & Renji & Matsumoto & Hitsugaya

Shop together for the booze for the party. It was supposed to just be the three dudes, but then Matsumoto heard about it and wanted to come. And Hitsugaya came along to supervise. Or tried to.

Hitsugaya: What do you MEAN I’m not allowed in the store???


6. Hitsugaya

Makes ice for the party. All the while insisting that his zanpakuto isn’t really supposed to be used for that.

Hyorinmaru: I don’t mind tho.

Hitsugaya: But it’s the principle of the thing.


7. Ulquiorra

Bakes cookies for the party. They are heart-shaped. And also black.

Ulquiorra: They will remind people of both the heart and of despair.

Ulquiorra: And if people do not wish to eat them…

Ulquiorra: Then I will force them down their throats.

Orihime: Ulquiorra no!


8. Gin

Brings punch to the party. Everybody refuses to drink it.

Gin: …am I that predictable?


9. Shinji & Rose

Bring the music for the party. Shinji brings the jazz records that can’t actually be played because nobody but him has a record player. Rose brings the actual music. And his guitar.

Rose: Just in case anybody feels like a live performance!

Kira: Only if you promise not to get distracted talking to it.

Kira: …this time.


10. Rukia

Buys juice boxes for the party. She also makes 100 illustrated instruction manuals that explain how to use the straw.

Ichigo: Okay but your instructions are only going to confuse people more.

Rukia:

[Rukia on Ichigo violence!]


11. Hanataro

Offers to take care of clean-up duty. 

Hanataro: I-I am very used to cleaning things!


12. Hinamori

Invents a kido that puts up the decorations for the party.

Matsumoto: …why are you so amazing, though?

Hinamori: W-who, me?


13. Kensei

Does the cooking.

Kensei: …this always happens to me.


14. Komamura & Iba

Bring the snacks.

Komamura: I am bringing these bone-shaped biscuits that Hisagi once told me about! They are delicious!

Iba: Excellent, captain!!!

Iba: And I will take care of the human food!

Komamura: …what?

Iba: T-the rest of the food, I meant!!!


15. Nel & Yachiru

Bring the candy.

Yachiru: There we go! Fifteen bags of candy!

Nel: Should we start shopping for the party now?

Yachiru: Yeah I guess we’d better!


16. Kyoraku & Nanao

Plan the party games.

Kyoraku: I’m so flattered that you wanted to work with me, lovely lovely Nanao-chan!

Nanao: Yeah people were scared that the games you planned might all be super lethal, otherwise.

Kyoraku: ..

Kyoraku: Yeah that’s fair.


17. Kurotsuchi

Hooks up the lights and the sound. At least, he does until somebody notices that he is also installing hidden cameras everywhere.

Kurotsuchi: What? So suddenly people don’t like to be spied on?

Kurotsuchi: Ridiculous.


18. Chad

Carries everything for everybody.

Chad: It only took a couple of trips.

Chad: Easy.


19. Ichigo

Promises to be at the party.

Ishida: Wait, what? How is that a contribution??

Ichigo: Well, if I’m there, then everybody will come.

Ishida: What are you even talking about?

Grimmjow: Hey. Wasn’t gonna come but then I heard that Kurosaki was gonna be there so I figured I’d better come so I could KILL HIM

Ichigo: See?

Ishida: OH COME ON


20. Byakuya

Holds the party at his mansion. Which would probably have worked out better had somebody told him that the party was happening at his mansion.

Byakuya: …why are there all of these decorations all over my mansion?

Byakuya: …why are are there so many people in festive clothing headed this way?

Byakuya: …why do these party invitations list my address?

Byakuya: …and why do they bear the WSRA stamp?

Byakuya: …

Byakuya: I am going to need a bigger zanpakuto.

anonymous asked:

Happy Sarumi fest and thank you for this fantastic fanfic! :D I have few questions that bothers me for a while and I need some Niki in my life, so... What if Yata got kidnapped by green clan and met still alive Niki in green's place? What would be his reaction? Do you think Niki would blame Misaki for 'taking away his favourite toy'? And what would Saru do after discovering the whole situation(Maybye Hisui sent him a video where Niki teases Yata)? Again, Thank you very much for all your metas!

Yata would probably be really shocked to see Niki still alive (especially since if we go by the LSW manga Yata saw his body at the morgue and everything). I can see him being momentarily freaked out that this is a ghost or something but then once he realizes that no, it really is Saruhiko’s dad alive and working for the bad guys Yata would probably demand to know what the hell is going on, aren’t you supposed to be dead, all of that. I don’t think Niki would blame Yata for taking away his toy, if anything I actually think he’d be really amused like “Oh? If it isn’t my little monkey’s friend, how nice~” and probably already plotting ways he can torment Yata in order to get to Fushimi. Yata would probably be really angry at that, since I think he’s at least got a little bit of an idea of what Fushimi’s dad is like and now seeing Niki with the Greens would only make his opinion of Niki worse. Like Niki starts talking about how he can’t wait to tease his little monkey again and hey, won’t it be fun if I tie you up and send the pictures to Saruhiko, I bet he’d get real mad, let’s do that, and even though Yata’s the one captured and in danger he’s immediately angry on Fushimi’s behalf, all “If you go anywhere near Saruhiko I’ll kill you!” Niki probably just finds that funnier, like aren’t you the one who’s in a bad situation here, don’t get full of yourself, I’m only interested in you because Saruhiko likes you. Then Yata tells Niki that it won’t do any good anyway because Fushimi hates him now and maybe Niki just laughs all, “You really believed that?” and says not to worry, Saruhiko will definitely be interested in seeing what’s happened to his little friend and it’s going to be great, and Niki’s just smiling evilly the whole time he says it like he’s got the best idea for a game.

I can see Niki being the one to send Fushimi the video of himself with captured Yata, since this is a great opportunity to play with his precious monkey again. When Fushimi first gets the mail from user ‘NIKI’ he probably thinks it’s Aya or one of the Greens again trying to fuck with him and then the mail opens on its own and there’s Niki standing there in front of a tied up Yata discussing all the fun things he could do with Saruhiko’s little friend. Yata starts yelling at Fushimi not to listen to that guy and then maybe Niki makes a comment about anthills and hey, your friend here really likes fire, right, what if I pour some gasoline on him and see what happens, won’t that be fun? Then I think Fushimi pretty much freaks. Like, throwing his PDA into a wall to make the video stop freaks, and only just stopping himself because he needs to trace that video like now because he has a not-dead asshole father to kill. If Munakata’s anywhere in the vicinity he hopefully intercepts Fushimi and tries to restrain him while they formulate a plan to find where Yata’s been taken and how to get him back. Otherwise Fushimi probably runs off on his own and ends up going straight to wherever the video was sent from (or maybe Niki tells him in the video where they can meet, since he’s missed his little monkey so much after all). Either Niki’s not there and he’s left another teasing video as a calling card just to screw up Saru’s mental health some more or he is and Yata’s with him, and poor Yata’s just yelling and trying to escape while Fushimi attempts to kill Niki and probably fails utterly and gets mentally and physically pounded in the process (since I imagine Green!Niki is probably pretty strong, plus Fushimi’s already got all these issues associated with Niki’s presence that I think he wouldn’t be able to fight calmly or rationally and would be just throwing knives wildly while Niki continues to happily traumatize his child).

Fire and Ice (Part Two)

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Warnings: Angst, Language, Violence

Summary: You have been recruited by Fury to help Tony with some work in the compound. At first you’re closed of from the group, especially with your secret powers. But as time goes by you feel yourself being attracted to the mysterious man called Bucky Barnes. Will you let Bucky in and show him your true self or will you push everything away you come to love?

Word Count: 1.085

Originally posted by tom-mess

You, Tony and Bruce had been working all night. Your body was tired and your head hurt from all the thinking you did. It turned out that Bruce’s genes were a little more complicated than you thought.

The anger that he experienced was a side effect of his powers. It would take a couple more of sleepless nights to figure out how to turn off the anger without taking his powers away completely.

You yawned as you walked through the halls of the compound. It was six AM and most of the Avengers were still asleep.

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