pun hunting

Concept: The Pines family learns that Bill is now trapped in a statue that’s stapled to a tree and they all show up in the forest, stand around him and make endless “hanging around” jokes and tree puns.

“Welp, we finally got that three-sided jerk to leaf us alone.”

“He used to be so focused on world domination, I’m glad he managed to BRANCH out!”

“Ha! Good one, pumpkin!”

“Isn’t this a ponderosa? Looks like he finally found a Pine willing to put up with him.”

“Personally I think all this is a little over-ELM-ing.”

"Can you think of any way he might get out of this, Grunkle Ford?”

“No, Dipper. Frankly, I’m stumped.”

Need more blogs to follow

Searching for new blogs to follow cause I feel like I need more lol.

Looking for blogs that post the following:

ANIME: (doesn’t have to be these selections, also looking for new stuff to read/watch)
-Fairy Tail
-One Piece
-Fullmetal Alchemist (doesn’t matter which one)

ART IN GENERAL:
-Art/Design (Graphic design student looking for inspiration)
-Landscape photography
-Graphic arts

COMICS:
-Marvel comics (characters)
-DC comics (characters)

TV SHOWS:
-Arrow
-The Flash
-Lucifer
-Lie to Me
-The 100
-The Simpsons
-Family Guy
-Gotham

MISC:
-Puns
-Funny/cute Animals
-Anything related to Video Games

Like this post and I’ll have a look at your blog, there is 99.9% chance I will follow you. Thanks in advance :D

A customer walks into a hunting store.

Customer: Where’s the guitars?

Employee: What guitars?

Customer: The guitars your store sells. Your store sells guitars right?

Employee: we don’t sell guitars.

Customer: Then why is this store called Bass Pro!?

The employee stares at the customer. The customer smiles.


Employee: This is a Cabela’s you jerk.

Customer : Still funny.

I AM OUTRAGED

MARINETTE’S LAST NAME IS A PUN!
Dupain-Cheng means “to make bread”
And they are BAKERS

Du pain is French for “the bread”

Cheng is Chinese for “to make”

I’M SO DONE WITH THIS SHOW. SHE HATES ALL CHAT’S PUNS SO MUCH AND IT TURNS OUT SHE’S A FUCKING PUN

actual things people have said in history class
  • Student 1: Who thought of putting rotting fish on corn to make it grow?
    • Student 2: I’m telling you, Squanto had a lot of time on his hands.
    • Student 3: ‘Oh, there’s Squanto, playing with dead fish again.’
  • [on the low wages causing desertions in the Continental Army] 
    • Teacher: And then George Washington was like, “But guys, if we quit we’ll never be free!” and you were like “same.”
  • Teacher: Now, donut holes represent Romanticism.
    • Student 1, who is bragging for the hell of it: My great-grandfather’s the inventor of donut holes.
    • Student 2, rolling her eyes in the back of the room: My father, the inventor of toaster strudel-
  • Teacher: The Monitor sunk in a storm. 
    • Student 1: Oh, the irony. 
      • Student 2: The irony… 
  • Teacher: So, after slavery was abolished, plantation owners offered long-term working contracts for freed slaves.
    • Student 1: So… slavery?
      • Student 2: But they were getting paid.
        • Student 3: Yeah, [air quotes] “Paid.”
          • Student 4: Instead of one sack of potatoes a year, they were getting three.
  • Teacher: Basically, Congress refused to acknowledge the Southern representatives after the Civil War.
    • Student 1: We just don’t see them. They’re not there.
      • Student 2: Larry the Security Guard is in the hall like, “Um, guys, we’ve got some people outside-” “We’re not here!” 
  • Teacher [drawing a map on the board]: Here’s Russia… and there’s Sarah Palin’s house…
  • [on the annexation of Hawaii] Student: So, it’s kinda like when you go to Target for milk and you end up getting a new dress.
  • Teacher: You never want to be that guy who’s president during the Great Depression.
    • Student: That’s why [Hoover] got a dam, not an actual monument.
  • [watching the Hunt for Red October after exams; SPOILER! Vasily dies] 
    • Student 1: Not Montana Man!
      • Student 2: What about his round American woman?!

For therealjacksepticeye markiplier lordminion and Bob (does he have a tumblr hehe)

Based off this prop hunt, and I need to see Jack, Mark, and Wade’s videos of this round because it was AMAZING. Mark and Wade are confused and full of puns, Bob is pure evil, and they are all like little angels on Jack’s shoulder! I am so sorry Jack haha :’D

 (I may or may not have been ordered by Mark to draw this shut up I have free will)