pumpkin patch

“...the writers have definitely given up trying to make sense at this point.”

Ted the Animator: “…what happened this time?”

Carl the Animator: “Take a look at the script. Up until this point, the boys have been trying to get their volleyball back from a dragon in the spooky woods. Right?”

Ted the Animator: “Right. And the scene goes on, and on, and on, and on….”

Carl the Animator: “Yup. Now, out of nowhere, it suddenly says they’re in a pumpkin patch.

Ted the Animator: “…are they supposed to have moved at all?”

Carl the Animator: “Nope.”

Ted the Animator: “…is there any explanation given for the sudden change?”

Carl the Animator: “Nope.”

Ted the Animator: “…so, we need to make them just magically appear somewhere new all of a sudden?”

Carl the Animator: “Yup.”

Ted the Animator: “…and we’ll be the ones that get in trouble with the boss if it looks weird?”

Carl the Animator: “Yup.”

Ted the Animator: “…I’ve got an idea.

Carl the Animator: “Wait, why’re you making it dark?”

Ted the Animator: “Fading to black for the commercials.”

Carl the Animator: “…so… wait… when it comes back….”

Ted the Animator: “You got it.”

Carl the Animator: “That’s genius.”

Ted the Animator: “After 3 minutes of breakfast cereal commercials, who’s gonna remember where the scene was taking place, anyway?”

Carl the Animator: “Nefarious, but elegant. I like it.”

Ted the Animator: *bows*