pumping station one

Things I said today in the Hackerspace Lounge while laughing so hard I was crying
  • I’m not sure even consensual MRSA is legal
  • The human race is much to complex and terrifying for that to not be true
  • If you walk up to a vending machine and push the ANTS!!!! *jazz hands* button and got spiders instead, I’m not sure there’s a jury in the world that would give you a settlement
  • “How did the ants find their way up the middle of our foundation?”  "Smell, probably.“