pulls tooth

So you know how, in a romance, you ask Bull about how Qunari show a relationship is serious, and he goes off on this whole: “Yeah, so you just kill a dragon, take a tooth, split in half, something something always got a piece of them with you no matter how far apart you are”? 

I was just thinking, what if he’s lying

Or, rather, not lying but exaggerating the truth a bit, or purposefully being overly specific. Dragons are supposed to be pretty rare and also were thought extinct for awhile right? It wouldn’t be plausible for that to be the tradition. (Not to mention not everyone under the Qun is a fighter.) 

So what if instead of being a standard everyday thing, it’s actually, like, a tradition that’s the sole purview of ridiculous over-the-top legends and the Qun-equivilant of romance novels (probably full of relationships that strengthen the whole of the unit, full of glorious dutiful purpose and the people who slot easily into position alongside you and make it easier for you to fulfill your role, like a well-oiled machine where all the cogs fit just right, which is, like, probably the most romantic thing the Qunari can think of, and these two Qunari conquering a dragon at the climax through the sheer perfection of their partnership’s cohesion and strength, and they take the tooth in remembrance of that perfect moment and a reminder of how well they can serve the Qun together), and wee little Bull with his stubby little horns and gawky limbs curled up with a candle “practicing his reading” taking it all in with wide eyes and ever since his heart was set. And, yeah, he never thought it was really gonna happen, but then the Inquisitor asked and it’s the first thing that popped into his head and then it was like, “oh, shit wait,” but it was too late. 

Because as far as I’m concerned, either Bull is a giant romantic doofus, or he was trying to trick the Inquisitor into taking him dragon hunting.

Poor Dentistry

Our party’s dragonborn fighter just won a brutal bar fight against a half-orc slaver

DM: “Your strike fells Baeshh Bloodhand, and he falls to the floor. Do you search his pockets?”

Player: “Yes, and I attempt to pull out one of his tusks as a prize.”

DM: “Roll a strength check.”

The player proceeds to get a nat 20

DM: “In an attempt to pull a tooth, your dragonborn accidentally rips the half-orc’s entire jaw off, sending it flying across the room and into the lap of a very disgruntled elf.”

Player: “I thought he was just asleep, but… not anymore?”

The entire party erupts into laughter

Player: “If I had a copper piece for every time I’d accidentally dismembered someone, I’d have two copper pieces- which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.”

plum legacy archives

i’ve started to upload all my old toby and navy / plum legacy photos over at my old url (plumb-barb) - i actually reached my daily limit of uploads the other day doing just that lmao, i’d never done that before. but i have them all set to queue and post five a day. i think that’s a good amount without being too spammy. but omg i got so faking sad seeing my old posts with them. like. bye. they’re my heart so much. but really i loved looking through them again (and i hope anyone who goes to follow that side blog will also) and it made me want to work hard to rebuild my tavy save. i’ll have to do a lot of work (edit everyone, find a new world, find a new house, decorate the house, shoot myself in the face, etc.) but it will be worth it. anyways that’s all i wanted to say, please go follow my side blog if you’d like to see some of my old plum legacy photos again! i even put some there that i had but never posted because i thought they were ugly but seeing them now they are just precious to me  ~<|:^3

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so today I had a call for a patient having an asthma attack. me and my partner go, and we’re treating the patient, and her fiancee shows up with her daughter, who had a tooth pulled that morning and isn’t in school. we take the patient to the clinic and I sit out in the hallway with the daughter, who was a bit scared cause her mom wasn’t well. we start talking, about her brothers and her school and her pets and video games and her favourite ice cream that she gets to eat all day because of her tooth. she asked what I was studying, and I told her, and we talked about what I did volunteering as a first responder.

then she says ‘I have autism’
and I look at her and say ‘guess what? I have autism too.’
and she was so excited. we high fived. I told her it was nice to meet another girl with autism, because it was mostly boys.
she asked if I had sensitive hearing too. then when her mom came out, attack over thanks to the medication, she told her mom.

then afterwards she told me it was nice to meet me and she gave me a hug. it was great. I’m still so happy. I’m happy that I got to meet that young girl who probably doesn’t know any other autistic women, who probably won’t meet many more. I’m happy that I was able to distract her from worrying about her mom. I’m happy that she gets to see me, going to school and helping people and generally being successful and also autistic. I’m glad that I was able to share that with her, that I wasn’t afraid of other people finding out or realizing that I’m autistic and it’s okay. I’m glad she knows it’s okay too, to be autistic, and to be proud of being autistic.

Morning Sickness - Bucky Barnes x Pregnant!Reader - (REQUEST)

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Summary: In which (Y/N) is pregnant and doesn’t know what to do.
23: We’ll get through this. I promise.
42: I’m Pregnant.

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Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Pregnant!Reader

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uhhh here’s some gross niche yandere stuff. :’)

pairing: Soldier 76 x Reader (not gender specific)

warnings: noncon, violence, tooth pulling, maybe slight feederism but also not really, blood, abusive themes

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When you steal (and subsequently try to parent) a kid who’s a different species than you, stuff like this is gonna come up. I feel like Yondu didn’t think of the “he’s skinny, so he’s good for thievin’” excuse for keeping Quill right away. Baby teeth seem like the kind of thing he might have used to scare the other Ravagers away from eating Quill, because even as someone who once had baby teeth, it’s kind of disturbing to watch a kid pull a tooth out of their mouth and just be fine with it. (I know that Yondu was joking about eating Quill, but…I bet some of the other Ravagers would have been fine with it.)

people that try to immediately shut down others’ pain and belittle them w/ “oh it’s not THAT bad” are so weird/unsettling, funny, and aggravating.. these are minute examples but things like “oh i had braces when i was like 12 lol it was a piece of cake toughen up buttercup” “i had a tooth pulled and immediately went back to work afterwards lmao some people are such babies” like.. that’s fascinating, man. suffering isn’t a contest that people lose at bc they experience it more. you’re not superior. we all have different tolerance levels. you cannot sit here and tell me the situation you experienced that has discomfort at its very core did not have you feeling uncomfortable/hurt at all, not even slightly, not even once. bc you probably did. at least once. for at least a split-second. and, also. you’re a dick

Matthias: Alright, moving on to the Ice Court security.
Kaz: *groan of pain*
Inej: You okay, Kaz?
Kaz: Just a little tooth pain. I’m fine. Continue.
Matthias: Okay. There are three levels of alarm protocols–
Kaz: *groan of pain*
Matthias: Do you need to go to the medik, Kaz?
Kaz: I don’t like mediks. Just a second. *whips out pliers*
Nina: Hey!
Everyone: Oh no no nO NO!!!
Kaz: *yanks out tooth*
Everyone: OH OHHH *screams of horror*
Nina: %&*#&#!!!!
Jesper: Oh my god!
*people flee the room*
Kaz: I’m sorry everybody. What were we talking about? The Ice Court?
*later*
Kaz: Medik pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Kaz: Plus it’s always fun to see Wylan faint. *evil giggling*

insp.

Parks & Rec but Homestuck

• that one Andy/April/Ben Wyatt scene where Ben comes to live with them and sends them to the store for Basic Necessities, only Andy is Jake, April is Dirk, and Ben is Roxy. Jake and Dirk’s place is a mess. The only food they have is orange soda and leftovers, and they’re eating off frisbees. Roxy comes for a visit, sees the condition of the place, and strongly resists the urge to pound some common sense into these two idiots. She gives them a simple list of things to get, “I have complete faith in both of you!!” It pans away to her confessional. Yeah, she says, there’s a 30% chance they’ll both die.

• Dave and Karkat have not told anyone they’re dating yet and somehow think that means no one knows. One day, Dave goes to visit Rose only to get to her house and find that all the lights are off? Rose? Are you here? Suddenly, Rose is pulling down the string to a lamp dramatically lighting the room. Hello Dave. How long have you been sleeping with Karkat? Dave turns bright red. I don’t even get…why would I…And how- how do I know, frankly, that you aren’t sleeping with Karkat? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off. Rose stares at him like she’s Ron Swanson. Dave storms off Leslie Knope style.

•Jane walks into a restaurant with her father. It is a breakfast diner. She narrows her eyes at him, a challenge. He sighs in resignation. He knows what is coming. She flags down the nearest waiter. Give me all the bacon and eggs you have, she says. The waiter nods. She waves him back over. Wait, wait, she says. I’m worried that you just heard, ‘give me a lot of bacon and eggs’. What I said was, give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand. The waiter nods. His eyes are wide as he walks away. Jane’s table is full of bacon and eggs. This is her dream, this is what she’s been waiting for. She does not finish the bacon and eggs. She does not even come close. It was worth it.

•John has been helping Jade and Jane grow a garden. Jade is growing pumpkins, Jane is growing herbs and spices for cooking, and John helps with the manual labor because he loves spending time with them. Karkat comes by to see what’s going on and keeps asking questions because he’s never seen a garden before. It switches to John’s confessional. “Every time Karkat asks me for the names of the plants, I just give him the names of famous old Earth comedians.” The camera switches back to Karkat inspecting some plants with John floating nearby. Those Bill Murrays are coming in great, aren’t they Karkat? I’m so excited for the Betty Whites too!!

• Rose is the literal embodiment of April Ludgate and you cannot convince me otherwise. There is a field near her and Kanaya’s house some of the Earth C citizens would like to use for an event and they ask her and Kanaya if they would mind. Of Course Not, Feel Free To- Rose interrupts. We have a policy in which we unfortunately only reserve large fields for witch covens and slip ‘n’ slide competitions. Which are you? Um, they look at each other extremely bewildered. Neither? We’re hosting a wine tasting competition. Would you like to be the judge of honor? Rose opens her mouth to say yes but Kanaya politely declines on her behalf for Obvious Reasons. Rose is extremely put out. I wanted to get drunk and make fun of stupid people, she sighs dramatically. My two true passions. Those Are Not Your Passions, Rose, I’ve Seen The Inordinately Large Amount Of Wizard Fan Fiction That You Write And Actually Some Of It Is Quite Good- Kanaya please don’t mention that in front of our subjects, goodness gracious. I have a reputation.

•The kids and trolls are having a meeting about some issue in the Carapace kingdom. Terezi keeps making sounds of discomfort. Is everything all right, Jane asks. Yes, Terezi responds, I’ve just been having some pain in my mouth nubs, it’s fine. Do you need to go to a dentist, Roxy wants to know. Terezi shakes her head, I don’t like denterrorists. She reaches into her own mouth, sorry, let me just- NO. NOO. NO. EVERYONE IS SCREAMING. FUCK. STOP THAT NO. Karkat has fainted. Jake ran out of the room. Dirk looks like he’s going to be sick. Terezi grins and holds her tooth in her hand. Right, what were we talking about? It switches to confessional. “Vriska pulled the tooth out for me yesterday, but it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your peers that you can withstand tremendous amounts of pain.”

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Rowdy, Labrador Retriever (13 y/o), Canby, OR • “He has vitiligo. I’ve seen other dogs that have it, but never so symmetrical. His belly and toenails turned white too (he used to be all black). He’s the ambassador for the American Vitiligo Research Foundation and has built some relationships with kids with vitiligo who may have been bullied because of it. He’s also gone kind of viral. He was on the front page of Reddit for days. They said he looks like Spider-Man, Deadpool, The Hamburgler, Spawn, Venom, Kiss, an orca whale, reverse panda, fried eggs…some people think we bleached his eyes. There should be a movie about his life. He’s declining a bit, but there were many times he should have died. He’s been shot by a cop, survived a poisoning, has had a tumor removed from his ear and the wrong tooth pulled. He’s got some dementia, senior bladder, and barks for no reason. He still acts like a puppy sometimes, too. And he still smiles.”