pulls gun

I HAD A DREAM SOMEONE PULLED A GUN OUT ON THIS GUY, AND THE GUY WAS LIKE “ HOLY SHIT A GUN “

AND THE GUY WITH THE GUN WAS LIKE “ ACTUALLY.. “ AND PUILLED OUT ANOTheR GUN AND I WOKE UP LAUGHING 

When my dad was a teenager, he accidentally started working for a restaurant that was a front for the local mafia. He flipped burgers for a semester and then, when he wanted to leave, one of the members pulled a gun on him and said he couldn’t.
“Oh, fuck off,” said the guy’s superior. “Really, man? He just flips burgers, and he’s not even good at it. Let him go, dumbass.”

and that was my dad’s brush with organized crime

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So if at times I seem overprotective of the system that we’ve built, if I worry that the resentments of others might disrupt it, I have good reason.

#what elementary did with it’s 100th episode was a testament to the kind of show is #to the kind of show #the kind of holmes adaptation - it has tried to be from the start #what they chose to do with their milestone episode is the epitome of all the ways it stands in stark contrast to any other adaptation #any other show not just any other sherlock adaptation but any other crime procedural would have pulled out the big guns #and dealt their lead/s a huge case and packed it full of guest stars or notable minor characters #for sherlock stories specifically no one could begrudge you for assuming moriarty would play a key role #but that has never been what drives elementary #the 100th episode offered all it’s emotional significance to what has always been the core of the show #that sherlock is better because of the people he surrounds himself with #that there is no true reward in playing the lone genius cut off from society/humanity #and his partnership with joan is the finest exemplar of that #yes the bit with marcus in the opening was nice #and gregson’s little speech at the end pulled at my heart strings #both because of it narrative significance and the subtext of it being written for the cast and crew’s dedication to the show bts #but it always comes back to this #one holmes #one watson #the single fact that elementary is fundamentally about sherlock valuing human connections and interpersonal relationships #over solving the puzzle #will forever set it apart from any other sherlock adaptation #and that might be a criticism for some #but it will forever be one of the key reasons that i cherish and adore it

Can we talk about Mrs. Hudson though?
  • Pulls a gun on high-as-all-fuck Sherlock
  • Kidnaps Sherlock and puts him in her trunk
  • Drives a baddass sports car
  • Knocks sense into John Watson. Twice.
  • Out deduces Mycroft and his entire team
  • Goes scary-ass momma bear in defense of John
  • Kicks Mycroft “reptile” Holmes out of her house
  • Helps John makes his own deductions
  • Is generally awesome and fabulous in every way possible
  • terrifying

You’re a sidekick. The new bad guy in town has you and your hero captured. The bad guy walks into the room you two are being held in. Right as your hero begins his monologue explaining how the bad guy will never win, he pulls out a gun and shoots your hero dead on the spot.

As some of you may know, I go to college at Ohio state university. As some of you may have heard, there was a school shooting this morning.

So I guess the place to start is saying I’m safe. Luckily, I didn’t have a class this morning so I was in my dorm when the shooting occurred. The shooting took place right outside my dorm. I woke up to the sound of gun shots, and this email.

Apparently, one guy went in the building and pulled the fire alarm, and when everyone evacuated the shooter drove his car through the crowd, got out and started slashing at people with a machete, and then pulled out a gun. 9 people are hospitalized, thankfully only 1 in critical condition. This is a first hand account from someone there.


The shooter was killed. This is the view from my dorm window. It’s grainy, but you can see a dead body on the a white sheet surrounded by cones.

My friend was in a classroom directly across from the shooting. this is from his snapchat.

Police are still looking for the second accomplice. I haven’t left my dorm. I still have friends locked in their classrooms. This shouldn’t happen.

  • junkrat: *junkratting*
  • roadhog: will you shut up. will you just shut up for five seconds, you absolute animal
  • anyone else: man that guy's annoying, I can see why you hate hi
  • roadhog, pulling out his gun: no go ahead. finish that sentence and let's see where this goes
The Basic Plot of Hamilton
  • Hamilton: I'm gonna start a revolution!
  • Burr: wait...
  • Hamilton: I'm gonna work with Washington!
  • Burr: wait...
  • Hamilton: I'm gonna marry a Schuyler sister!
  • Burr: wait...
  • Hamilton: I'm gonna write essays defending the constitution!
  • Burr: wait...
  • Hamilton: I'm gonna do Maria!
  • Burr: wait...
  • Hamilton: I'm gonna publish my affair with Maria!
  • Burr: wait...
  • Hamilton: I'm gonna endorse Jefferson!
  • Burr(pulls out gun): Ok, you know what...

Me, reading my character sheet after almost dying in a fight with a fire dragon, but managing to make it run away because my DM pulled a chekhov’s gun on me, with several high degree burns etc: Uhm… DM?

DM: Yeah?

Me: I just saw this now… I have resistance to fire? *A second passes, everyone on the table is staring daggers at me.* I’m… Sorry?

DM: … I’m gonna kill you.

Me: Just remember that you love me?