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Best way start your day is to be in a car crash

A multiple collision.

My conclusion is that this is now a shitty day.

Then again I got a ride to school in a police car.

When I get upstairs late even though I woke up hours ago and my mom’s husband STILL insists on calling me sleepyhead and going on and on about saying “Oh, goodmo- OH NO WAIT I MEAN GOOD DAY EHEHEHEHE” or like “Oh you want breakfast WELL HOW ABOUT LUNCH BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU ONLY JUST WOKE UP AND ALL”

i’ll fuckin end you

just you wait

just you fuckin wait

Okay so this Friday I went and finally bought my gala dress for the “King’s Ball” gala at my school. The model unfortunately doesn’t really give a good example on how it looks on me because she’s got some preeetty decent knockers while I have like.. an A cup or something. Also my dress is black. I absolutely adore it! It’s incredibly elegant. Also very simple, but not discreet either since it has a beautiful cut and these little “tail” things at the back that sort of flares out when you walk. Plus, I won’t compliment myself too much, but I dare say I look pretty great in it.

Oh my god I was just petting my cat and she didn’t respond so I frantically picked her up and she was all limp so I shook her and she came to and just stared at me and I just sat there apologizing to her for manhandling her like that and then started crying cause just for one moment I thought I’d lost her.

It's my last exam before I graduate tomorrow so wish me luck!

I’m so excited and anxious and aaahhh

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I literally can't my Supernatural feels after the newest episode. Right at the last scene I shrieked so much our dog came in all worried and peed on my floor.

My midnight snack tonight consists of pear/banana yoghurt with pieces of rye bread and banana slices

I’m not sure if anyone who’s not Danish would ever understand how great this is.

My day went to shit today when I found that I apparently have to pay back the student education grant (SU) for the last two months.

It’s like almost 6000kr (1000$) that I suddenly have to cough up and pay back because they apparently didn’t feel like telling me this BEFORE I started using all the money that I thought was my money.

So now I’m just sitting here watching videos of my friends because suddenly I just miss everyone really bad.

Just finished watching Madoka Magica, so now I can get in on all the inside jokes.

Also it was really good even though it wasn’t a very satisfying ending.

But oh well. Being Meguka is suffering.

Just when I’m starting to work on losing weight so my fat ass won’t be ugly for the next con my mom’s husband comes in with a bowl of popcorn like

it’s not that I don’t appreciate the thought but I doN’T FUCKGIN WANT YOUR FAT SOAKED SHIT KERNELS MOtHERFUCKING I’M TRYING TO BE LESS OF A FATASS HEERE WHY IS THE WORLD SO AGAINST THAT OH MY GOD