Flail, Ninja Dorks! Flail!

This is the First Part of the sporadic series Ninja Dorks Flailing at Interpersonal Relations, a tag stolen from @mouseymightymarvellous with her permission.

Updates are when ever I need to post some writing.  It’s no fun to write iin a vacuum and this is the cure.  :D

This AU is set in a world where Kakashi was given a mission in Suna that set off a Civil War.  He didn’t make back to teach Team Seven, so Yamato became sensei instead.

This post has been edited for organization, as this series is going to be longer than I thought.

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Please.. Don’t Go | Part 5 |

Genre- Angst

Plot- So many months had passed, yet you couldn’t shake off the feeling Park Jimin left with you. So many nights, you were haunted by his broken stares, his hurt voice, his entire being. You couldn’t shake him out of your head that day you told him to leave your life. Maybe it was for the best.

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“So, he’s officially a father now?” You asked Taeyhyung, clarifying your statement with his silence. You pursed your lips into a tight line as you leaned against the back of the couch, running your hands through your hair as he rubbed your back softly. “In a way, the kid looks like you.” He said softly, giving you a small smile.

“I don’t remember having a kid being pushed out of me. It can’t look like me.” You said with your head down, shrugging his hand off of you. He rolled his eyes, giving you a little nudge as he wrapped his arm around you, laying your head on his shoulder as you took deep breaths. 

“Hey, at least you won’t have to deal with that idiot anymore.” He said with a little laugh, slowly rocking the both of you back and forth. “Remember when he almost burned your apartment down? Or when he almost drowned the both of you when you went on that little canoe right?”

“How’d you know the canoe ride? It was only him and me there.” You said with a confused face, raising an eyebrow at his goofy face. “The rest of us may or may not have been spying.” He said casually with a shrug. “It’s what best friends do.” He said with a smirk, ruffling your hair and making you giggle. 

“There it is. That annoying little laugh everyone loves to hear.” He said with a smile, gently kissing the top of your head, you shoving his playfully. “We’re okay, you’re okay.” He said softly, stroking your hair. 

You smiled to yourself as you set down the magazine, looking at the 7 boys who proudly occupied the cover. “Congrats!” You called Tae, who after all this time, still kept in close touch with you. “Thanks (Y/N)-ah, how’s the little guy? Is he good?” He asked you, putting you on speaker. You let out a small smile as you looked at your feet, seeing a little puppy pug jumping around your feet. 

“He’s good, just misses his uncle Tae is all.” You said sarcastically, rolling your eyes. “Ouch, I could basically feel the eye roll from here.” He teased, holding the phone with his shoulder. You faintly heard the door open from his end of the phone, causing your eyebrow to perk up. 

“Tae? Who’s that?” He heard behind him, quickly taking you off speaker as he turned to face Jimin, who exhaustedly carried his child on his hip. He rocked his child back and forth, waiting for Tae’s answer as he tilted his head in confusion. “It’s no one.” He lied, going back to his conversation.

“Who’s that?” You asked, causing him to groan at the two people asking him questions. “No one, I’ll call you back. Love you, idiot.” He said with a smirk on his face, you rolling your eyes. “Yeah, yeah, love you too asshole.” 

He hung up the phone, pursing his lips as he sent a tight smile to Jimin, who narrowed his eyes at Tae. “Either you got a girlfriend, or that’s (Y/N).” He said and gently set his kid in the highchair, going to get some food. “It’s been a while, how is she?” He asked curiously as he gently stroked the his son’s head. 

“Well, she got a dog, does that count as anything?” He asked, shrugging his shoulders as he put his phone away, quietly going to the kitchen to get a drink. “Did she say anything else?”

“Other than congrats about being on the cover.” He said and sighed, closing the fridge door. “Look, if you want to know about her again, just ta-”

“She blocked my number.” He said, feeding his son small spoonfuls of the mush they called baby food. Tae scoffed and shook his head. “Then maybe next time, if you want to be an idiot, don’t be an idiot to her. You know her, I know her. She doesn’t forgive easily.” 

Jimin sighed, putting the baby food down and staring at Taehyung, who casually sat himself down on the couch. “I get it, I dated her for years, remember?” 

“Remember? You knocked someone up and got them pregnant, and now here we are. You’re married and have a little soul to take care of, and well, face it.” He said and sighed, draping an arm over his eyes. “Maybe you just weren’t ready to actually be with her.”

“Do you truly care about her?” Tae asked as he stared Jimin down, leaning forward like an overprotective father. Jimin let out a gulp, rubbing his hands on his face as he snuck a glance at you. “Is this necessary?” He asked you, causing you to shrug and cross your arms. 

“You wanted to meet the family, here they are. Father Tae and mother Jin.” You said with a snicker as both men stared down Jimin, who rolled his eyes and nodded. “Yes Tae, I care about her.” 

“I need some respect if you’re going to date my daughter.” Tae said as he flicking Jimin’s forehead, both you and Jin rolling your eyes as the two boys bickered back and forth. “This just became totally pointless.” Jin commented as you smirked, wrapping your arms around both Jimin and Taehyung’s necks, bringing them close to your face as Jin laughed at you. 

“At least my favorite boys are close and happy, that’s all that matters to me.” 

Jimin shook his head, crossing his arms and narrowing them at his friend. “You know I loved her. I cherished her so fucking much.” He hissed, causing Taehyung to scoff. “The fact that you said, ‘loved’, and ‘cherished’ in the past tense worries me.” He said and glares at Jimin, a sigh escaping his lips. 

“Don’t blame me for being an asshole. I told you she was my best friend. You did this to yourself.”

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I was woken up the next day by a black pug jumping up onto the bed and licking my face to wake me up, I rolled over to get out of bed after giving Nala a pat and a hug. I made my way to the bathroom to take a shower and to go pee, after walking out of the shower and getting dressed I then made my way downstairs and into the kitchen to find Zoe cooking pancakes and Alfie making coffee for himself and Tyler. Tyler was leaning against the kitchen bench talking to both Zoe and Alfie about some kind of dream he had last night, they all looked up at me when a walked in and smiled.

“I was wondering when you were going to wake up sleeping beauty” Tyler said as he walked over to me to give me a morning hug and a kiss to my cheek.

“Why what’s the time?” I questioned while looking for my phone to find the time on my own.

“It’s almost 10:30” Tyler answers before I could check my phone which I had found lying on the bench, I turned it on and found a whole heap of text and missed calls from Caspar. I read through the texts but they didn’t explain much other than the fact that Joe was completely out of it and worse than ever because his biggest problem at the moment was sitting in the Jaspar flat trying to get patch things up with Joe. My mind instantly went to last night when Joe had texted Zoe about the fact that his ex-girlfriend had come to his house after years of not being together, from what I had gathered from Caspar’s texts their relationship wasn’t the best and the ex-girlfriend was always cheating and trying to get together with Joe’s close friends.

“Are you ok Y/N?” Zoe asked with concern in her voice.

“Yeah I’m fine it’s just Caspar has been texting and calling me non-stop last night” I explained.

“Is it about Joe?” Zoe asked. I answered with a yes and Zoe shook her head while saying “I can’t believe she came back, and that he’s actually contemplating on taking her back after all the things she did to him all those years ago”

“Why would he contemplate it? From what I’ve heard she is basically a bitch, I mean I don’t know her and this isn’t my place for an opinion on someone I don’t know. I should stop talking I don’t get a say in this since I know absolutely nothing about it.” I apologized while everyone was looking at me with their jaws to the floor. “I’m sorry I shouldn’t have said anything” I apologized again.

“No, don’t apologize your completely right. She is a bitch and I’m not sure what she said to Joe but somehow she is making him contemplate on going out with her again. That’s why I’m driving the both of us into London so I can set my brother straight and tell him what he should do… and so you can surprise Caspar of course” she giggled at the last bit.

We all sat at the dining room table eating our pancakes, Tyler was scoffing his down like a mad animal.

“My god Tyler, are you hungry or something?” I asked with a hint of sarcasm, Zoe and Alfie laughed while Tyler replied with a look saying ‘yeah, of course I am’.

We all finished eating and Zoe and I went to go get ready for the day ahead of us, after getting ready Tyler and Alfie took my luggage and put it in the back of Zoe’s car. I turned to give Alfie a hug goodbye, telling him that while I was in England we would need to catch up, he suggested a video for his YouTube channel. I then turned to Tyler and gave him a big hug telling him that I would probably see him again while I we were here, he laughed and agreed with my thought. Zoe and I then got in the car so we could then go off to London, during the ride Zoe and I sang to the radio together and she asked me to Vlog bits and pieces of the trip so she could look back on the footage and be able to remember what we got up to.

We finally made it to the Jaspar flat, Zoe had just finished parking the car and I stepped out into the crisp London air. I started to get nervous, I wonder if Caspar would be happy with my surprise or annoyed that I didn’t tell him I was coming sooner. I looked over to Zoe and she gave me a big smile and a thumbs up while walking towards me.

“You excited?” she questioned.

“Yes of course but also slightly nervous” I answered. We decided to leave my luggage in the car and I could grab it all later, I took my handbag with me though. Zoe and I walked up the stairs and stopped at the door that led to the Jaspar flat, Zoe looked over to me and with a smile on her face she knocked on the door. My heart started to beat faster and nervousness grew, I was wondering who would open the door and as soon as I thought that the door opened slowly and saw Joe standing there.

He looked like hell, he had massive bags under his eyes like he hadn’t slept in days. His hair was a mess on top of his head, it looked like a bird would be able to live in it if there wasn’t one in it already. He saw Zoe and it looked like he was trying to hold tears back from her, he just fell into her open arms and I’m guessing he couldn’t hold back the tears any longer because he was now sobbing on her shoulder while she was rubbing his back and whispering into his ear. He then pulled back from Zoe’s arms and looked over to me with a confused expression on his face.

“Y/N, Why are you here? I thought you were coming in two weeks’ time” he stated while rubbing his tears from his cheeks.

“Well I came here earlier to surprise Caspar” I stated, he just nodded and moved out of the doorway letting both Zoe and myself into the flat. I walked in looking around the surroundings, I paused when my eyes landed on a tall blonde male that had stopped in his tracks after climbing up the stairs.


A/N: so there you have chapter 4….. cliffhanger, your gonna have to wait another week for the next chapter. How is Caspar going to react? I’m also looking for a name for Joe’s ex-girlfriend please send in to me some ideas for a name i would appreciate it, thank you. :) 

Anna gets a Pug, Elsa gets an Anna

Prompt from the wonderful Baku-Babe, thank you!

-Anna gets a puppy as present from a citizen, only it seems the puppy has its eyes set on Elsa and follows her around, which makes both Anna and the puppy follow Elsa around xD At night Elsa lies in bed with Anna cuddled up to her and the puppy asleep on top of the comforter :)

Elsa fidgeted, maybe she won’t like it.

The package wiggled and woofed softly at her.

Elsa glanced down at it.

The package wiggled again.


Elsa stood up with the package and made her way down the hallway. A few servants quirked their eyebrows at the wiggling package in her arms, but no one said anything. Elsa only blushed when Gerda giggled at the soft woofing.

She turned a corner and stopped, the practice grounds stretched out in front of her, Anna. Elsa was very tentative to let Anna start fencing practice. The first month had been rough for Anna, the rigorous training left her exhausted every day. Elsa’d asked her almost every day if she wanted to quit.

But if Anna was anything at all, she was stubborn, persistent Elsa, and now, three months after her training had begun, Elsa was very happy Anna had convinced her.

Anna was wearing skin tight breaches and as she lunged forward, Elsa remembered all of her manners classes just to keep her jaw from dropping. Anna was gorgeous. She’d changed in the last two months. The confidence she was so good at faking was now real, Elsa saw it in the way she walked, her smile, her flirting.

Elsa choked and almost dropped the package. Anna had accepted a water canister and was pouring a decent amount over her head. The water droplets slipping down her neck made Elsa week at the knees, conceal, don’t feel, don’t be jealous of water. Anna stretched and her shirt rode up to show off wonderfully toned muscles.

Elsa groaned.

The package woofed.

Anna spotted her and a smile spread across her face, “Elsa!” Anna jogged over and laced her fingers with Elsa’s own outstretched hand. Anna glanced down as the package wiggled, “What?”

Elsa held it out to her with a little grin, watching the sun dance across Anna’s freckles. Anna tilted her head but took the package and unlaced the ribbon. Anna opened the box and gasped, “Puppy!”

“Woof!” Two brown eyes stared up curiously at Anna.

“It’s a puuuggg!!!” Elsa smiled, at least she’d chosen correctly. Anna scooped out the puppy, discarding Elsa’s carefully wrapped box, and made cooing noises as the pug wiggled and wagged its tail.

Anna cradled the puppy with one arm and grabbed Elsa into a hug, “Thank you, Elsa! Thank you!” Elsa didn’t even mind the sweat and hugged Anna right back. Maybe her hands strayed a little further down than was necessarily sisterly, but Anna didn’t seem to mind as she just pulled Elsa in closer.

The puppy wiggled up between them and balanced on Elsa’s chest, Elsa laughed lightly and glanced up at Anna, “She’s not named yet.” Anna was staring at the pug and Elsa glanced back down to see what was up.

The puppy was wiggling and had edged Elsa’s dress slightly lower than appropriate for open spaces, oh. Elsa blushed and released Anna, taking a step back after repositioning the puppy in Anna’s arms. “I uh, have work I need to get back to.”

Anna cleared her throat, her freckles dimming with the reddening of her face, “oh yeah, uh, I’ll go take care of her.”

Elsa fiddled with her braid and nodded, “I-I’m glad you like her.”

Anna rubbed the back of her neck and looked at the puppy. “Yeah, Elsa, thank you,” she looked back up and gave Elsa a smile that had the blond blushing and turning away. With a little wave they parted ways and Elsa all but skipped back to her office.

Elsa sat down to the amazing world of taxes and building plans. She was a bit distracted though, the thought of sun-kissed skin and freckles always made work a little difficult

Elsa didn’t know how much time had passed but woofing and running footsteps alerted her to the possible incoming of Anna.

“Icicles, hang on!” Elsa raised an eyebrow as the pug came rocketing into her study followed closely by Anna. Elsa smiled and pulled her chair back from the desk so Icicles could jump into her lap.

Anna was breathing hard and trotted over to Elsa, collapsing in front of her chair. Elsa giggled at the exasperated look on her sister’s face and scratched the puppy’s ears with a smile. When Elsa looked back up to Anna, she was gazing at Elsa with the warmest smile Elsa’d seen in a long time.

Elsa blushed when Anna caught her gaze, “I-is she giving you trouble?”

Anna didn’t break eye contact, “No, she brought me to you.”

Elsa blushed harder and Anna got up, still holding Elsa’s gaze. Elsa’s heart began to beat harder and her fingers stilled as she watched Anna inch towards her.

She’s giving you time, Elsa realized, as Anna’s hands came slowly up to brush across her cheeks. Light blue eyes came closer and closer as Elsa slowly lost her breath. Talk about confidence.

Her heart stopped when their lips met.

It was tentative and gentle, but when Elsa’s hand came up and wrapped itself in Anna’s shirt both leaned in closer and Anna’s tongue swept across Elsa’s lip, asking for entrance, and Elsa didn’t have the brain power to stop her. Anna groaned into her mouth and Elsa lost it.

Neither thought about the still open door but Icicles was tired of being ignored and barked quite loudly. The sisters broke apart immediately, blushing hard. Not more than two seconds later a knock came at the door.

Elsa took a breath and tried to slow her heart, her blush was still bright red. “Yes, Kai?”

Kai, with much practice and experience with the oddities of the royals, didn’t even bat an eye at their behavior, “Dinner will be ready in just a few minutes your Majesty, Princess.”  

Elsa sighed, “Thank you Kai, we’ll be down in just a bit.”

Kai nodded and left. He had a bet to collect on. Anna’s shirt was ruffled. Kai hummed down the hallway, scaring a few servants with his smile, all the way to the dining room where Gerda awaited.

Anna was chewing on her lip when Elsa got around to looking at her again.

Elsa’s blush didn’t go away.

Anna stepped forwards and hesitated, then glanced away and took Icicles, “thanks, see you at dinner.” Anna shuffled out with Icicles, blushing at the floor.

Elsa sighed again. Dinner would be awkward. Especially since Anna had a habit of licking her lips between bites. Elsa rubbed her temples, she could feel a headache coming on and the flitting images of red-hair and freckles weren’t helping.

They sat across from each other at dinner. Icicles was the only reason they didn’t just combust into flames.

After chewing on the chair legs and whining at Elsa’s feet, Elsa had a servant bring over another chair so the pug could sit beside them. Icicles wiggled in the chair, snuffling happily.

Elsa glanced up to find Anna looking at her. Elsa glanced away, blush already returning.

Gerda held her tongue through most of dinner, but all of this was much too fun to pass up on, “your majesty, do you have a fever?”

This caused both women to blush even harder and Kai and Gerda shared a very discreet high five while the two surreptitiously checked out their food.

Elsa cleared her throat and said, “No, no, I’m fine, but I think I will retire for the evening.” Elsa stood up and bid a quick farewell to Anna before retreating out the door to her room.

She tasted of chocolate and summer, Elsa shook her head again as she entered her bedroom, pushing the door shut as she headed toward the bathroom. A cold bath, a very cold bath.

It didn’t help Elsa. She could still remember Anna’s smell, the feeling of her lips, the ghost of Anna’s hands over her heated cheeks… Books are good, books are calming.

The Highlights of Architecture: Romans to Greeks. Some light reading to clear her mind.

A woof and some scratching came from the door.

Elsa sighed.

“Icicles! Come on, get away from there!” Anna hissed.

Elsa groaned.

Whining and a very saddened woof came floating in.

Elsa placed her book on the night stand and called out, “Go ahead and let her in Anna.”

The woofing paused and eventually the door was inched open. A very excited pug came bounding in and leaped at the bed. Unfortunately the bed was at least four times taller than the little pug could jump. Much whining ensued.

Elsa shook her head again, “Anna, will you come in and lift her onto the bed?”

Anna peeked through the door and, wringing her hands, she shuffled inside. Where’s all that confidence now?

“Close the door please, I’m in my night clothes.” Devious, devious, Elsa ignored the little voice in her head.

Anna nodded and closed the door, then continued to lift Icicles up next to Elsa. The pug immediately climbed over to Elsa and snuggled in next to her.

Despite the overly tiring series of events, Elsa laughed a little. What a crazy day, she looked back up at Anna to find her just as uncomfortable looking as before. Anna stood by the foot of the bed, night gown disheveled, twiddling her braids and keeping her stare solely on the ball of fur pressing into Elsa’s leg.

“Anna,” Anna looked up in surprise, a blush already rising on her cheeks, “I don’t think Icicles will be going anywhere tonight and as her owner, you should probably stay with her.”

Anna glanced at the door and then back at Elsa, her eyebrows pulling down in confusion, “then… uh, where are you going to sleep?”

Elsa’d come this far already, the hole was dug, may as well make it her grave, “Well, I was thinking in this bed, but perhaps your arms would be more comfortable.”

Anna’s freckles disappeared with her blush, “o-oh”

Elsa moved the blankets aside, giving her sister a wonderful view of the creamy skin not covered by her nightgown, “come here.”

Anna’s spirit slowly ascended to heaven as they settled into each other’s arms. Icicles was the only thing to come between them that night.

Overall, it was a good day, Elsa though before drifting into slumber.

This is much longer than I anticipated. But I still like it. 

You can tell I fought valiantly against the smut too. -le sigh- I am trash. XD

anonymous asked:

bf broke up w me im a mess lmao :-'(

ugh boys suck, you dont need him ok

here is a list of food stuffs you canmake to take your mind off it or just make really fast to eat your feelings:

adorable animal thingies bc animals are way better than boys:

loads of movies:

i hope you feel better <3


“RULE #1: Master obstacles with grace. Check ✔️” - LOULOU

Eleanor leaned against the counter, hands shaking. She took a long swig from the glass of wine, hoping to calm her butterfly of nerves.
But nothing was helping. She ran her hands through her dark again and sniffled.
She had been crying.
She must have looked like a mess in her black skinny jeans and oversized pug sweatshirt.
She jumped as the door opened.



I made this video to remind Roxanne that I love her, I support her, and that she can do anything that she puts her mind to.


“Who said white pugs can’t jump?” - LOULOU 🙌🏼😳🙌🏼