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Carl the Animator: “This is fun!”

Ted the Animator: “This is terrible. I think we’re lost.”

Carl the Animator: “We’re not lost, and there’s cool stuff everywhere!”

Ted the Animator: “Hanna-Barbera’s not paying us to sightsee, Carl, this is a business trip. We need to find the convention center, ASAP.”

Carl the Animator: “OMIGOSH THERE’S A PUG DRIVING THAT CAR”

Carl the Animator: “THAT’S THE CUTEST THING EVER”

Ted the Animator: “Focus, Carl, focus! …Also, no, he’s just sitting in the driver’s lap.”

Carl the Animator: “Don’t you tell that pug what he can and can’t drive.”

Ted the Animator: “Look, let’s just pull over at that market and check the map, ok?”

*2 minutes later*

Ted the Animator: “Hmm… looks like we’re still on the outskirts of town. I think if we go east, we can–”

Carl the Animator: “This place has stupid pumpkins.”

Ted the Animator: “I… what?”

Carl the Animator: “Look at them, those aren’t pumpkins! They’re trying to sell counterfeit pumpkins, just like a Scooby-Doo villain would!”

Ted the Animator: “…those are called cooking pumpkins, Carl. They’re a real thing.”

Carl the Animator: “Then why aren’t they round and orange? That’s just false advertising.”

Ted the Animator: “Whatever you say, Carl.”

*27 minutes of driving later*

Ted the Animator: “…we’re definitely lost.”

Carl the Animator: “We’re not that lost.”

Ted the Animator: “Carl, forgive my directness, but… WE’RE ON TOP OF A FREAKIN’ MOUNTAIN.”

Carl the Animator: “Yeah, but it’s a pretty one, and you can’t be that lost if you like where you are.”

Ted the Animator: “That doesn’t… ugh, forget it. I think that speck in the distance might be a highway.”

*27 minutes of driving later*

Ted the Animator: “Ok, I think we might be getting clo-”

Carl the Animator: “WOOLLY WORM FESTIVAL!!!”

Ted the Animator: “…what?”

Carl the Animator: “I don’t know what it is, but we NEED to go.”

Ted the Animator: “…I see a few problems with this.”

Carl the Animator: “Oh, come on!”

Ted the Animator: “First, we’ll be in trouble with Hanna-Barbera if we don’t find the animation convention.”

Carl the Animator: “Humph.”

Ted the Animator: “Second, we don’t know where ‘downtown Banner Elk’ is, and it doesn’t even sound like a real place.”

Carl the Animator: “Double humph.”

Ted the Animator: “Third, anything called the ‘39th Annual Woolly Worm Festival,’ complete with a picture of a worm with shoes and a beret, scares me.”

Carl the Animator: “Triple humph.”

Ted the Animator: “Fourth… it ended more than 3 weeks in the past.

Carl the Animator: “You’re no fun, Ted. No fun at all.”

Ted the Animator: “Sorry for not having a time machine, Carl.”

got tagged by @marvelatthepeople @starryeyedpilot @poe-also-bucky @thenightmarebeforebucky to do this tag! thanks guys (currently writing this on mobile so formatting sucks,)

rules: enter your answers then tag 10 people! use the first letter of your name to answer each question. real answers only. if the person who tagged you has the same initial, you must use different answers. you cannot use the same word twice.

Name: sam
A four letter word: doge
A boy’s name: ivan
An occupation: musician
Something you can wear: mom jeans
A food: chicken nuggets
Something you can find in a bathroom: sink
A place: berlin
A reason for being late: woke up late
Something you shout: son of a bitch
A movie title: the wedding planner
Something you drink: tea
An animal: pug
A type of car: volkswagen bug
Title of a song: (sic)- slipknot

i tag: @teamspider-man @rosekgold @james-bionic-barnes @warqueenfuriosa

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