pug batman

  • dick goes to keystone city for a case
  • while he’s there he stays at wally’s place coz  a) why the hell not and   b)dude, we’re probably gonna have to work together anyway right
  • the case turns out to be waaay more drawn out than dick expected
  • like way longer
  • like “dude you’ve been here for like six months are you gonna start paying rent or ..???”
  • (but wally wouldn’t make him pay rent coz he likes having dick there tbh)
  • and when the case is finally done dick goes back to bludhaven for like a week 
  • and then wally’s dragging him back to keystone like “come home bro i’m lonely”
  • so dick just moves in with wally
  • (they get a pug)
  • (the pug is named batman)
  • (bruce doesn’t know about the pug)
  • after a while their coworkers start to assume they’reboyfriends
  • after a while their friends start to assume they’re boyfriends
  • (barry and bruce had assumed they were boyfriends years ago)
  • even keystone city in general kind of assumes that nightwing and the flash are dating
  • (probably doesn’t help that flash keeps joking about nightwing’s butt)
  • and then bart comes to live with them for like a month or so
  • and they totally start acting like parents
  • (despite all expecations, dick is definitely the “fun” parent)
  • and basically wally and dick never actually start dating
  • but they definitely end up married