“ Oh hai there. Well, that is a wonderful question”. Kain looks off into the distance as if to remember something. “When an eye-patch has feelings for another eye-patch, they create a bond with each other. Occasionally these feelings get deeper, the eye-patches go to a nice place and—
‘bang bang’. Somewhere completely irrelevant, French Cain bangs pots repeatedly right before he prepares his meal. 'bang bang’. Now back to your regular programming–
– That’s how my eye-patch was born. Thanks for asking and I hope you enjoyed the answer”.