Listeners, as you know, it’s sandwich day. Every Thursday one lucky Night Vale citizen takes Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich. This Thursday that was me.
And today we were out of peanut butter! So I asked my scientist boyfriend, Carlos, what to give him, and he said ‘a tuna sandwich’. I can’t give Pudge tuna! Do you know what tuna is, listeners? It’s fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I’d be an abomination!
Carlos asked me why this is so important, but of course as we all know, Pudge controls the weather.
Not many people realize how heartbreaking this scene is. Her parents died in a rainstorm, and she believes that if she takes Pudge the Fish a sandwich, nothing bad will happen because of the weather again.