pudding soda

Celebration Pudding Cookies

Ingredients:

  • ½ cup butter
  • ¾ cup brown sugar
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 egg
  • 1 box Instant Vanilla Pudding Mix
  • ½ teaspoon baking soda
  • ¼ teaspoon salt
  • 1 ¼ cups all purpose flour
  • ¼ cup rainbow sprinkles
  • ¾ cup plain, peanut, or any flavor M&Ms

Instructions:

  1. Note: This dough requires chilling.
  2. Cream butter and brown sugar in the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment. (You can also use a hand mixer.) Mix in egg and vanilla until smooth. Add pudding mix, baking soda, and salt. Mix until combined. Mix in flour, then stir in sprinkles and M&Ms.
  3. Scoop 2 tablespoon balls of cookie dough onto a cookie sheet covered with parchment. There’s no need to space them out, you’re going to chill them. Cover and chill for at least 30 minutes.
  4. Preheat oven to 350°F. Line cookie sheets with parchment paper. Place chilled cookie dough balls 2” apart on cookie sheet. Bake 9-11 minutes or until the edges just start to turn brown. Cool 5 minutes on cookie sheet before transferring to a rack to cool completely. Store in an airtight container for up to 4 days or freeze for up to one month.
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Zodiac Signs As Jelly Bean Flavors

Aries: Very Cherry, Top Banana, Cinnamon, Sizzling Cinnamon, and Pomegranate 

Taurus: Vanilla, Dark Chocolate, Caramel Apple, Green Apple, Cherry Cola, and Grape.

Gemini: Lemon Lime, Lemon, Tutti-Frutti, Lemon Drop, and Licorice.

Cancer: Buttered Popcorn, Caramel Corn, Chocolate Pudding, Cream Soda, and Toasted Marshmallow. 

Leo: Tangerine, Peach, Orange Sherbet, Pink Grapefruit, and Orange.

Virgo: Cantaloupe, Caramel Corn, and Café Latte.

Libra: Island Punch, Strawberry Daiquiri, Bubble Gum, Mint, Strawberry Jam, and Strawberry Cheesecake.

Scorpio: Wild Blackberry, Plum, Cappuccino, Berry Blue, Raspberry, and Blueberry. 

Sagittarius: Mango, Lemon, and Pina Colada.

Capricorn: Green Tea, Wild Blackberry, Root beer, Toffee, and Cream Soda. 

Aquarius: Coconut, Kiwi, Margarita, Cotton Candy, and Lime. 

Pisces: Watermelon, Crushed Pineapple, and Top Banana. 

anon food cringe comp

so to avoid blowing up your dashes, i decided that i’ll post all the anon food cringes i’ve gotten so far as one

One of my old friends used to come over to my house and literally clean out my cabinets because her mom refuses to buy anything close to junk food, so one time she came over, made ramen and put PRETZELS in the ramen and ate it. She also puts half a jar of mayonnaise on her one tiny slice of pizza.

what is it with you fucking freakshows putting mayonnaise on pizza??? why do you hate your body this much???

food cringe- my parents know I can’t eat mushroom, so they fucking bought pasta stuffed with this nasty ass green paste that was supposedly “mushroom paste” and it straight up tasted like burnt plastic I threw up it was really bad

what mushrooms make green paste? apparently not good ones

Here’s a short food story. My mom made Captain Crunch chicken once. It’s chicken with CC in it and mixed w/other shit on the crust. It was DISGUSTING. It was such a disaster that we all were puking. Even The dog threw up.

who tricked your mom into thinking that would turn out well

a girl in my elementary school always put ketchup on the banana she bought from the school lunch every day. she would then mash it up and eat it with a spoon. one time she got thrown off a 20 foot slide by some bitch everyone hated and after that she became a schizophrenic loon, turned into a scene kid at twelve and then moved out of town with her mom, who also has severe mental problems and PROBABLY should not be raising that demented child alone. we were “friends” too. 

i’m putting in a request for the dsm 5 to have an edition including ketchup banana as a schizophrenia symptom

We had this lunch lady in elementary school who used to eat the gross/slimy hard boiled eggs the cafeteria served in tiny plastic containers. That was weird by itself (no one ever touched them except for her) but the worst part was one time we saw her eating it, spit it out into her hand, then she put it BACK IN HER MOUTH and continued eating. Nastiest shit our 4th grade class saw.

gotta love watching the person who serves you food regurgitate an egg

My grandfather loves Frito corn chips in a warm mug of milk.

your grandfather should clean up his act or else he might find himself in a home

I went to elementary with a girl who ate three lunches. She brought soup, two sandwiches, something from McDonalds, and then she bought lunch. That’s only half of what she ate. Once her parents came in and they took up two seats each. She was also very nasty and had no friends, which I think is a factor into her habits. I saw her last year and she seems to still be eating whatever she wants, but not as much

god bless america

Knew a girl who ate fish sticks, chocolate pudding, and drank orange soda every day for lunch. Her breath was rancid, her burps could have been used for chemical warfare.

this ask gave me an ulcer

One time I ate a dog treat. And the cringiest part was that I “didn’t find it half bad”. I’m ashamed.

well at least now you have clean teeth and a nice shiny coat

thanks everyone for the great submissions, be sure to keep them coming if you’ve got any more because we’d love to hear them! as for all the non-anons who sent in asks; yours will be featured soon, i just wanted to collect these all at once to avoid spamming everyone’s dashes.

I had a dream last night that I turned into Captain America in the middle of my living room when I was watching “Everybody Loves Raymond.” I absolutely freaked out because, you know…I am not Captain America. I am decidedly, most certainly not Captain America. So I was running around the living room flailing my arms around and my parents just sat there, and I shrieked, “WE NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL NOW." 

My Mom went, "You’re overreacting. We don’t need to go to the hospital.”

I argued that spontaneously turning into Steve Rogers was, in fact, grounds for a hospital visit because a) I am female and identify as female; suddenly turning into a male, therefore, was somewhat troubling, b)Steve Rogers is a fictional character so the very fact that I was him, standing in a living room, raised all sorts of questions regarding the stability of the fourth wall and c) my professors would not let me attend class dressed as Captain America and thus I would probably fail out of college because of my abnormally snug yet admittedly flattering superhero pants.

Finally my parents grudgingly agreed and we went to the hospital. As was to be expected, none of the doctors believed I hadn’t been Captain America all along, and though I implored my parents to tell them that I was not, to borrow a phrase from the illustrious Lady Gaga, “born this way,” my entreaties fell on deaf ears. They told me to go home. 

I was mad. I was spitting mad. I had things to do. I could not do those things if I was Steve Rogers. In my dream-mind, unfortunately, the advantages of being Steve Rogers didn’t even enter into the realm of consideration. In my dream-mind, I only cared about not getting kicked out of college and enacting revenge upon the doctors that were perfectly satisfied to believe I was a reanimated World War II-era icon. 

So I snuck into all the x-ray rooms and broke all the equipment. I emptied all the soda dispensers and poured the contents into all the CAT scan machines. I kicked over every chair in the waiting room. Also, I filled the IV bags with chocolate pudding and orange soda and maliciously whispered to the nurses, “Now it’s diarrhea." 

And then I woke up.

Do not, under any circumstances, eat seventeen jelly beans before you go to bed, kids.