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To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other’s hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. We live outside the touch of time.  - Clara Ortega

10

You don’t know what it’s like to be worthless, where nothing you do matters. I feel that way every day of my life. Every damn day! You know how many football games or concerts my mom has been to in the last four years? None. Not one. My dad’s been AWOL since I was ten years old, which is fine because all he ever did was tell me I was garbage. And he must be really proud of himself because that’s exactly how I turned out.

I RAN INTO PART OF THE NEWBIE GLEE CAST AT CHIPOTLE.

Random AF, I know…. BUT I GOT SOME QUALITY STALKER PICS WOOOO!
(#yourewelcomegleefandom)

Anywayyy:

Heres Mini-Puck/Jacob Artist, not looking douchey at all with his sunglasses on INSIDE.

Also texting with a half-popped colar while holding up the line is not cute. But don’t worry! Your face is, so we good.

I was right behind him in line so I got super hyped to see what lil’ Puck was gonna order. I expected to hear him order a fucking steak burrito or some manly ass meal. BUT NO. YA BOY’S LIKE:

‘uhhh hai. can i get a salad bowl?' 

ARE YOU KIDDING ME. YOU’RE A PUCKERMAN, NOT A FUCKING CHEERIO. YOU FUCK SHIT UP. AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR SALAD. UGH.

(He bounced before I could ask him to serenade me on the spot/marry me for a non-stalker pic like this one.)

Then:

We have these adorable ass lil mofos who were behind me in line.

At first, I was like:

Okay so he clearly isn’t into her cuz she bout to get smacked the fuck up,

I was convinced he was tryna fight her cuz like

head butting ensued. 

BUT THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE CUTE NATION ATTACKED:

At this moment my thought process equaled:

DawwwwwwWAIT MARLEY YOU HO JAKES RIGHT THERE ORDERING A FUCKING SAL-Oh no no wait this is real life chill down yo

Then they ordered while holding hands like the cute ass couple they be:

These stalker photos were good. Too good. I felt like a creeper. So right before they sat down, I asked them for a legit pic from which I have cropped myself out, due to looking maximal crazy.

sooo yeah! thats my chipotle/glee adventure! Hope you liked it!!

(My favorite part was this lady who was like:

fucking jake

holdin up da line

with his motha fuckin

bitch ass salad)