I RAN INTO PART OF THE NEWBIE GLEE CAST AT CHIPOTLE.
Random AF, I know…. BUT I GOT SOME QUALITY STALKER PICS WOOOO!
Heres Mini-Puck/Jacob Artist, not looking douchey at all with his sunglasses on INSIDE.
Also texting with a half-popped colar while holding up the line is not cute. But don’t worry! Your face is, so we good.
I was right behind him in line so I got super hyped to see what lil’ Puck was gonna order. I expected to hear him order a fucking steak burrito or some manly ass meal. BUT NO. YA BOY’S LIKE:
‘uhhh hai. can i get a salad bowl?'
ARE YOU KIDDING ME. YOU’RE A PUCKERMAN, NOT A FUCKING CHEERIO. YOU FUCK SHIT UP. AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR SALAD. UGH.
(He bounced before I could ask him
to serenade me on the spot/marry me for a non-stalker pic like this one.)
We have these adorable ass lil mofos who were behind me in line.
At first, I was like:
Okay so he clearly isn’t into her cuz she bout to get smacked the fuck up,
I was convinced he was tryna fight her cuz like
head butting ensued.
BUT THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE CUTE NATION ATTACKED:
At this moment my thought process equaled:
DawwwwwwWAIT MARLEY YOU HO JAKES RIGHT THERE ORDERING A FUCKING SAL-Oh no no wait this is real life chill down yo
Then they ordered while holding hands like the cute ass couple they be:
These stalker photos were good. Too good. I felt like a creeper. So right before they sat down, I asked them for a legit pic from which I have cropped myself out, due to looking maximal crazy.
sooo yeah! thats my chipotle/glee adventure! Hope you liked it!!
(My favorite part was this lady who was like:
holdin up da line
with his motha fuckin
bitch ass salad)