puck singing

Imagine the entire Iron Fey series redone as a musical. Ash and Meghan are constantly breaking into duets while Rowan sings his villain solo in the background. Mab and Oberon are continually getting into rap battles with Titania cheerleading from the sidelines while Puck hangs out in the rafters, singing his lonely third-wheel song, and Glitch and Machina have entrance themes done in techno and dub step. Sage and Grimalkin sit in total silence, refusing to sing.