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strangenessinproportion  asked:

"Don’t listen to them. Don’t you EVER listen to them." -portgo

I am sO SORRY IF THIS DISAPPOINTS YOU I KNOW THEY’RE YOUR OTP AND I’M VERY HESITANT TO EVEN WRITE ABOUT THEM ANYMORE.

With that said, here you go.  I hope you enjoy this omg ; o;

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anonymous asked:

portgo

shops for groceries:

hugo usually shops for groceries. he has his favorite little market, specific brands, and a neatly organized list of things he needs to buy. though, when he’s busy working on something, he’ll send porter with a list and trusts that he’ll buy the right things.

kills the spiders:

if hugo sees a spider, he squishes it without even flinching or panicking. but if porter sees it, he ignores it because it’s tiny and harmless.

comes home drunk at 3am:

neither of them. but if they dine out together somewhere at a nice restaurant when they’re traveling and hugo has a little bit too much wine and gets all squirmy and silly, then porter has to carry him back to where they’re staying (it’s not like it was a long walk anyway, so he doesn’t mind).

makes breakfast:

hugo does because he’s full of different ideas and he’s got plenty of recipes he wants to try. also, porter’s idea of a balanced breakfast is a bagel with a whole bar of cream cheese in it so hugo makes it his responsibility to change up breakfast each day.

remembers to feed the fish:

porter feeds the fish because hugo spends a lot of time perfecting something in the studio that he forgets all about the fish and everything else.

decorates the apartment:

definitely hugo. he has great taste and their apartment probably looks classy as hell. also, porter’s probably afraid to butt in with his opinion when they’re at a home decor store anyway. so he rolls with hugo’s choices.

initiates duets:

porter initiates duets by casually asking hugo to sing something for one of his songs just to try something out and see if it works. hugo initiates duets while they’re cuddling either before bed or when they’ve woken up.

falls asleep first:

hugo only falls asleep first when it’s right after sex and he’s too tired to even keep his eyes open. otherwise, it’s porter that falls asleep first and wakes up to find hugo still awake.

azamari  asked:

porton

shops for groceries:

porter, otherwise anton would only really buy bacon and junk food omg.

kills the spiders:

porter because anton is a chicken (porter doesn’t kill the spiders though. he just captures them and releases them outside and tells anton he killed it).

comes home drunk at 3am:

they both come home drunk at 3am and get into a sloppy makeout session as soon as they’ve walked in the door.

makes breakfast:

they switch off on this. it depends on who wakes up first.

remembers to feed the fish:

anton remembers to feed the fish. he even makes cute kissy faces at them when he gives them their food.

decorates the apartment:

they both decorate it together and it’s a mix of both of their tastes. it looks like a trainwreck sometimes, but they love it!

initiates duets:

anton initiates duets by sitting at the piano and starting to play something. and porter’s kind of reluctant at first but he eventually joins in and they have a good time singing a really cute duet.

falls asleep first:

anton falls asleep first when they’re at home and taking time away from tour. though sometimes it’s porter that falls asleep first because he wakes up earlier on some days. uvu

mmystique  asked:

Lux omfg I'm dying over the Porton family AU you wrote but like, imagine them bringing their newborn son home and him crying at night when they sleep. Porters philosophy is leave him be, but Anton is a softie and he comes into the room cradling the infant and porter cocks an eye open and he's like, "you caved again didn't you" and Anton who cries when the baby cries because it breaks his heart is like "can he sleep with us?" And shoots porter his puppy-dog face

oh my god

OH MY GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

strangenessinproportion  asked:

DILLPORT

thANK YOU

shops for groceries:

they go shopping for groceries together! they’re each very picky about what they want to buy and the only way they solve it is by doing that. at least they have fun grocery shopping, though.

kills the spiders:

dillon insists that he can kill all the spiders and he tries to be a tough guy, but it ends up being porter that does it once the spider crawls at dillon really quick and scares him.

comes home drunk at 3am:

dillon totally comes home drunk at 3am, but usually is closely followed by porter who is just about as drunk, if not more. if they’re drunk enough, they stumble in through the door and probably only make it to the couch where they decide to sleep on top of each other.

makes breakfast:

porter makes breakfast and sometimes it’s something simple like just serving them both a bowl of their favorite cereals so they can watch whatever’s on tv that morning. other times, he does get fancy and makes a nice balanced breakfast.

remembers to feed the fish:

there probably are no fish to feed. they probably had a fish once or maybe two, but yeah a cat and fish usually don’t mix. also, they’ve got enough to deal with just having mittens around and porter is allergic to the cat so.

decorates the apartment:

they don’t decorate the apartment becaus e they’re probably too busy having sex tbh.

initiates duets:

dillon definitely initiates all the duets and they’re never normal duets. like ever… it’s always something stupid that he starts to sing like an compliment that sounds like an insult. “yoouuur faaace is soooo cute-and-stupid but i love iiit.” and obviously, porter can’t have him win so he sings something back and they just get into this really dumb duet that’s more like a stupid compliment sing-off where they’re super pitchy and off key.

falls asleep first:

porter falls asleep first and dillon becomes that creeper boyfriend that watches him sleep until he finally falls asleep. and then they wake up and it’s the other way around because porter watches dillon until he wakes up omg.

glitchboii  asked:

Porton!!!!

i just realized i had a couple of these!! it’s not christmas anymore, but i’m all about the mistletoe kisses so i’m going to do them!! thank you for sending this in, friend!

with these two, it probably happens without them meaning to! and only one of them notices/can see it at the moment that it happens? so, it’s probably porter that is super unaware of what’s happening. anton looks over their heads when they run into each other in the doorway and he hesitates for just a second before he’s gently cupping porter’s face and giving him the most awkward kiss because porter just wasn’t prepared for that whoa??? porter is a little bit confused about it, but he can’t complain.

“what was that all about?” he asks with a little smile and a lick to his lips.

anton’s blushing, but his eyes glance upwards over their heads and he points at it, “isn’t that what’s supposed to happen?”

porter bites his lower lip and looks anton in the eye, “do it again.”