England Romance Headcannons
·His s/o has been turned into various animals due to his black magic.
·Super prude in public, like he will hold hands and maybe even a peck on the cheek. No further than that
·BUT IN PRIVATE OHHHHHHHHHHH BOYYYYYY
·His house is very dark, and dust covers a lot of stuff because this boy doesn’t really care about cleaning. Arthur just needs someone to come in and change up his life. Make him want to open the curtains and let the light in. (You get what I’m saying????)
·All the nations come by because all of them have some sort of relationship with the grump. It might not be good, but most of them value it as respect your elders. Except China. He expects to be treated like royalty for he’s older and England has done a ton of shit over there. They probably would all admire his s/o for being able to put up with him.
·Loves reading his s/o to sleep. Especially the classics.
·Would enjoy someone who can play football (or soccer as us Americans call it).
·His s/o should totally run their hands through his hair. He loves it.
·Cooking isn’t that bad. Its just bland and boring.
·Probably knits his s/o scarfs so they don’t get cold.
·^He’s a fucking granny
·Sweet forehead kisses
·Arthur is flustered all the time, but boy when he gets his confidence his s/o is in for a hell of a ride
·Great to talk to when sad.
·But he also needs someone to talk to.