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I rode my bike to the forest last week and I got lost for a while! It was amazing :’) also this is last week’s spread! (I’m actually spending most of the time doing nothing but watching movies haha)

anonymous asked:

What are the top 10 Mac/Dennis episodes? I want to see my babies 💖

okay so i’m gonna apologize in advance because…..i feel like garbage today and this probably isn’t the best list. i tried to think of all the episodes with iconic macdennis moments, but if anyone wants to add to this, please do!! these are all in chronological order

1. mac and dennis: manhunters
2. mac’s banging the waitress
3. the nightman cometh
4. the gang exploits the mortgage crisis
5. paddy’s pub: home of the original kitten mittens
6. mac and dennis break up
7. the gang dines out
8. the gang spies like u.s.
9. mac and dennis move to the suburbs 10. ptsdee

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So I told you the Patreon was off for March (and it is. It’s automatically set to go on hiatus, and Patreon assures me you will not be charged, and, if it is, I will call and have it all refunded.) This is because, in this year of me and Jill preparing to settle down and have a baby, I am going to Europe. I’ll be gone between March 6th and March 31st. 

Doc, that sounds like the worst possible way of settling down. Let me explain. No, there is too much, let me sum up. 

When I was a girl, going to Europe was my dream, and it was a dream that was like going to the moon–I come from a relatively poor background on both sides, particularly when I was young. No one in my family had been to the east fucking coast when I was a girl, I saw the ocean for the first time when I was 18 and only because I made it happen. But Europe, you see, was never going to happen, no matter how many avenues I tried, I was still a girl from the middle of nowhere who, regrettably had never been born into wealth. 

I was talking to my boss about how it was something I’d always wanted to do before I had a baby, and I was sad that it was pretty clear that wasn’t going to work out. Jill had wanted to send me, but we just couldn’t make it work. It was a thing she really longed to do for me before we had a baby, but the truck broke, and we need a new water heater–the banal things of life. It was disappointing, but it was a dream I was going to let die.

 My boss is a complex man, a rich white dude who nonetheless has a sense of compassion and generosity that occasionally strikes like lightning. So he gave me the money for plane tickets, train tickets, and a month off (unpaid). If you’re going to go once in your life, he said, try to make it count. SO I AM. I was originally going to go by myself, as I don’t have much trouble doing that, and actually enjoy a certain amount of solitude. I live in my head a lot. But ever since my Mom divorced my Dad she’s had a pile of money and weeks of vacation sitting there doing nothing, so I invited her to come along, and I thought she was going to cry with excitement. 

The Patreon has been an amazing help, and is going to cover my bills while I’m gone. But since it’ll be off that month, and for some of you who have always wanted to toss a couple bucks my way, but don’t want the month to month thing, I decided to set something up specifically for this trip. I want to add that I don’t expect anything–y’all have done enough for me, frankly. And I’ll still be able to borrow money from Mom to make it work, so you’re not ruining my life. Basically, I’m just asking you to help me out with a lifelong dream I’m getting out of the way.

 But there’s rewards! SHINY, FANTASTIC REWARDS. I’m not just asking for money, I want to do stuff for it. And when I say any character, I mean it. (Though, if I’m totally unfamiliar with even the property, you’re taking your life into your own hands) Want a postcard from Bill Cipher? PRETTY SURE I COULD KILL IT, ACTUALLY. A letter from Bastion? The most soulful beep and boops you’ll ever read. Usagi goes to the Paris Catacombs? DONE, WITH LOVE AND TENDERNESS.

 So here’s the breakdown:

 Any level: a photo post thanking you personally with a picture of me doing the thing!

 Tier One: a postcard of the country, from either me or your favorite character! Mailed from Europe.

 Tier Two: a two page ficlet of your fav character experiencing whatever you got me, or a two page letter from me about it. Mailed from Europe. Example of how I write about food here.

 Tier Three: I buy you a small souvenir from said locale, and wrap it up with a letter from your favorite character or me. Mailed upon my return, I can’t figure out the post offices THAT well.

 Tier Four: don’t do this, but if you want to, convo me first and we’ll work something out.

How to do this, if you want to:

Message me with what you want to sponsor and your email address. I’ll send you a request via paypal! And let me know which character(s) you’d like your letter/postcard from! 

Again, I have no expectation of anyone doing this, so no worries. I thank you anyhow! You’re all amazing. This is a dream I never thought I would fulfill, and all of you have had no small part in making it a reality. I wish I could tell you how much it means to me, and I look forward to all the new shades of adventure we’ll have together.

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The Afanc and the Maiden - Chapter 2

Words: 2,318

(Eventual) Luke Evans x Reader

Y/N is studying abroad in Cardiff, Wales and is a Literature major. She wants to do her final thesis on a local folklore, but soon finds out the folklore is real and is not what people believe it to be.

Intro | Chapter 1

Notes: Here is Chapter 2! Y/n journey has begun. It’s only beginning, and there’s MUCH more to come ;)

Please like, comment, share, whatever suits your fancy!

Tags: @everyjourneylove​ ~ @little-red-83​ ~ @antlers-inallofmy-decorating​ ~ @fromthedeskoftheraven​ ~ @annajolras

She arrived at the pub at 5:00 p.m. The Cambrian Tap was on the corner of a street, the building the color of… with big, black windows and grey brick work above the windows. Thankfully, it wasn’t too crowded for a Saturday evening. When y/n entered the pub, she thought to grab herself a beer for the occasion. She walked up to the bar and took a seat on the stool.

“What can I get for you, miss?” asked the bartender.

“Uuuuhhh…. I don’t know much about ales or beers here sooo,” she said as she quickly looked at the list of drinks before her. There were so many to choose from that it seemed impossible to pick just one. “I’ll try the Dragon Dark,” y/n smiled as she looked at the bartender.

“Coming right up,” he said as he went to grab a glass, poured her drink from a stout then handed it to her. ‘Dragon’s Dark’ was a dark ale with a roasted barley flavor and creamy head. “Why not,”y/n said in her head.

Y/n thanked the bartender when he gave her the drink and before he walked off, she asked him,

“Also, I wanted to ask, do you know of a few old men who come here often, Saturday evenings. They speak of fairytales, probably get weird looks from other customers?” The bartender smirked, knowing exactly who y/n was talking about.

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>went to pub to meet some friends
>I awkwardly stood outside pub for 5 mins until 3 of them came
>we look round for a table, eventually we just put some tables together because none of them were big enough
>me and one of the others went to get a drink, I got a lemon and lime and she got alcohol for herself and one of the other guys who was 17
>we waited about 10 mins for 2 others to come (They’re not together but they totally should be bc they are super cute together and he is totally into her)
>they didn’t get any drinks and we waited another 10/20 mins for my best friend and her bf to arrive
>awkwardly tried to sort out tables and where everyone was sitting
>I tell my best friend I need to talk to her later about Friday (bc I was upset about it)
>they went to get their drinks
>right so at Wetherspoons they have these MASSIVE JUGS of cocktails and 4 or 5 people got one each
>proceed to drinking and trying to make conversation but tbh the others weren’t drunk enough yet
>one of the people invited some friends from her college and they came and jfc it was super awkward
>they sat one end of the table and talked between themselves and we stuck to ourselves
>more drinking from these massive cocktail jugs
>turned out I didn’t need to buy another drink for the rest of the evening bc people were giving me some of their cocktails and I only ended up paying £1.80
>more talking
>everyone bought another jug of cocktail
>I started eating the ice out of the empty jugs bc there was plenty to spare come on
>friend who invited the other people went off with one of the guys for about half an hour
>everyone thought they had gone to have sex or something but she said they didn’t- he was feeling sick so they went for a walk apparently
>one of my girl friends who is so sweet tried to make awkward conversation by shouting over the table ‘HI… yeah you guys hi, how are you?’ *guys mumble*
>eventually they came back and then he left with the other guys, thus making it unawkward


Newlyn Hills is what I’m calling my CC-free Newcrest project. I thought I’d post a rough plan of what I want to build and then update this post as I complete each lot. This will serve two purposes - it’ll show an overview of what I’m working on and also serve as a guide for where to place my lots. 

My plan is to release each lot individually as I build them for people who might want them right away, then release a whole save when I’m done. The full save will include Blythe Harbor Lite, as well as a remake of Magnolia Promenade, which I’m calling Lynport. I also hope to create households and townies for all three worlds (if I don’t run out of steam ;-p).

Keep in mind these are just my preliminary ideas for the lots; much of this could change as I build and develop the world. :) If you have any suggestions or feedback, let me know!

Here’s the plan for the neighborhoods:

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Rules: Always post the rules. Answer the questions asked, then write eleven new ones. Tag eleven people to answer your questions as well as the person who tagged you.

tagged by cant remember lol<3

1. When you were little, what did you want to be?

a doctor. 

2. What makes you feel afraid?


3. In true Carl Jung style, if you gave a name to the societal mask you wear, what would it be and what would it represent?

the trickster 

4. What would you eat for your last meal?

chicken parmy at the pub 

5. Who has influenced you the most throughout your life?


6. Favorite lyrics from a song?

“Oh I’m always thinking about you, and how you always wear me well” - Josh Pyke

7. On the first day of ruling the world, what would you do?

education for all children

8. What is something that you love about yourself?


9. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever done on a date?

dumb q

10. Who are you most envious of - real or fictional - and why?


11. This last one is a game changer: can you hula hoop?



$450/2 br “

 ”…and you may find yourself, living in a shotgun shack!“”

this whole ad is a Talking Heads reference

A “once in a lifetime” opportunity. This Shotgun House is not “same as it ever was” -its been fixed up, nor is it “…in another part of the world” -its in the East-Arsenal Artists’ Colony in the Summerville Historic District near Augusta College/Augusta State University/Georgia Regents University. Walk to class, Sheehan’s Irish Pub, 5 o'clock Bistro, or The Indian Queen from this 1920s Southern-Gothic shotgun house. Wood floors. Beaded-board ceilings. Original pine clapboards. Quaint historic district setting -perfect for you and your “beautiful wife”. Ample off-street parking for your “large automobile”. Less than three miles from the Medical College of Georgia. Eat-in kitchen with “water flowing underground” and up into the washer & dryer connections and the vintage farm-house sink. Fireplace. Ceiling fans in all rooms. Cute front porch. Screened doors front & back. No worries about life “after the money’s gone” -its only $450 per month. “And you may tell yourself ‘This is not my beautiful house!’” -well, it could be. “And you may ask yourself, 'How do I work this?’” -send an email. 630 total sqft+/- Deposit: $450, Pet Fee: $100. Tenant pays: electric, gas, and water. This house has FOUR ROOMS as follows: front room, middle room, kitchen, and bath room. This house is nearly 100 years old -and looks it. Its definitely not for everyone. Central Heat & Air? - uh, no- Space heaters, ceiling fans, and screen doors. I can provide a window unit a/c or two if desired. Tiny yard out front. Tiny yard out back.*****AVAILABLE 9/1, with interior paint job since photos were taken.***** Porch Swing! Please refer to “Shotgun Shack” or similar in your message to me. Thanks.

Augusta, GA

Bleed the Pigs March Tour:

3/1 Baltimore, MD | Charm City Art Space
3/2 Philadelphia, PA | Everybody Hits Philadelphia
3/3 Brooklyn, NY | The Acheron
¾ Boston, MA | O’Brien’s Pub
3/5 Toronto, ON | Johnny Jackson
3/6 Cleveland, OH | The Nunnery
3/7 Chicago, IL | Mt. Happy
3/8 St. Louis, MO | Workers Education Society
3/9 Oklahoma City, OK | The Conservatory
3/10 Denver, CO | Rhinoceropolis
3/13 Seattle, WA | The Cockpit
3/14 Portland, OR | High Water Mark Lounge
3/15 San Jose, CA | SJ Rock Shop
3/16 La Puente, CA | Bridgetown DIY
3/17 Phoenix, AZ | 51 West Venue
3/18 El Paso, TX | Grynde Bar
3/19 Austin, TX | SXSW

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So my friends and I decided to take a trip to Nashville yesterday. We left around 8, drove a 3 ½ hour sleepy drive, shopped until 2, ate at the delicious and sugar-coma inducing Pancake Pantry, saw the city some more, then had an amazing rooftop dinner at Pub 5, where we all devoured our amazing burgers and watched the sun dip between the buildings that make the Nashville skyline. There are few friends with whom I could have had such a great time with, and I got to say I’d do it all over again, as long as I was with them. Even though my legs hurt so much that I have to take breaks to go up or down the stairs.

The Life & Death US TOUR

We know it’s been a long time coming but we are proud to announce that we will finally be doing our first US TOUR. Every date you see on this flier, Suburban Scum will be playing. We will be throwing up a few more dates as we make our way back across the US over to This Is Hardcore Festival. Those will be posted in the coming weeks. It’s very exciting for us to finally play a bunch of places that we haven’t embarked on yet. See you in the pit.

6/25 Nashville, TN @ The End*
6/26 Chicago, IL @ The Beat Kitchen*
6/27 Hamtramck, MI @ Smalls Bar
6/30 Worcester, MA @ Club Oasis
7/1 Glen Lyon, PA @ Glen Lyon VFW
7/2 Long Island, NY @ The Hungarian Hall*
7/3 Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter**
7/4 Fayetteville, NC @ Drunk Horse Pub**
7/5 Atlanta, Georgia @ Under The Couch **
7/6 Jacksonville, Florida @ Underbelly**
7/7 Tampa, Florida @ Crowbar**
7/8 Pensacola, Florida @ The Handlebar
7/9 Houston, TX @ Walters***
7/10 Dallas, TX @ Sons Of Herman Hall***
7/11 San Antonio, TX @ The Korova***
7/12 Albuquerque, NM @ The Gasworks***
7/13 Scottsdale, AZ @ Pubrock***
7/14 Pomona, CA @ Aladdin Jr’s***
7/16 Camarillo, CA @ Rock City***
7/17 Oakland, CA @ Oakland Metro***



CRESTWOOD, Ill. — Chicago Blackhawks forward Patrick Kane is already an NHL veteran after seven seasons and he will soon enter his late 20s, but being around hockey still has a way of making him feel like a kid.

Kane especially felt that way Monday as he, along with Gatorade, unveiled a renovated locker room at Southwest Ice Arena in Crestwood, Ill. to 13- and 14-year-old players on the St. Jude Knights.

“I think the main thing for me is to come back and see the kids’ faces and see how excited they are,” Kane said. “Just walking in here and seeing them excited. It’s a special day for me just to come back and try to give back any way I can to the kids. St. Jude has a lot of hockey history and a lot of respect.

”[I remember from my childhood] it’s just kind of surreal when you do meet a pro athlete that it’s actually happening. You look up to them like your role models and idols and probably something more than you probably should. It’s still exciting nonetheless, especially for young kids. Probably hits the heart most for me working with young kids whether they play hockey or not. It’s just exciting to see their faces and see their reaction when someone like yourself comes by and tries to give them any input or intake on how to help with anything. It’s special for me.”

Kane spent time with the players and answered a variety of questions. He also asked them questions about themselves and their team. When he spotted the team’s captain, Kane said, “Are you keeping them in line? Good. Just like Tazer [Jonathan Toews.]”

Kane joked he had some butterflies before meeting the players.

“I was nervous,” Kane said. “I was joking what if I walk in and they don’t know who I am. When I did walk in, they were pretty excited and probably in shock a pro athlete was here just to present something for them. I probably would have had more success with the figure skating team out there because when I was walking by I heard a few screams.”

The 25-year-old Kane felt as if it wasn’t that long ago he was also a teenager with hockey dreams.

“Time flies,” Kane said. “I feel like I was one of these kids yesterday. Trying to work as hard as I could to get as far as I could in the game of hockey, but at the same time having fun doing it. It was my childhood growing up. That’s pretty much what I did — play hockey.

“If there’s 365 days in the year, I was probably on the ice 350 of them, maybe multiple times a day. That was what I loved doing growing up. I don’t know if it was because I was good at it or I enjoyed scoring goals. It was fun for me growing up. Looking at these kids today, I could see kind of the same look I had on my face when I played.”

Kane’s desire to play hockey wherever and whenever was apparent when he recently suited up and played in recreation league game in his hometown of Buffalo. Kane scored five goals and dished out five assists to help the Piranhas defeat Essex St. Pub, 13-5.

“When I go back home, it’s exciting for me and my buddies to play hockey,” Kane said. “It’s something we do for fun. By no means if we’re playing a game like that, do you think it’s going to get out to the media or you think it’s going to be a big story or anything like that. You’re just going to have fun. That’s exactly what we were doing.

“I love the game. I love playing it whether it’s in the NHL or in a little men’s league during the summer. It’s obviously not all the same, but it’s still the game of hockey. You can enjoy that way.”

His Buffalo buddies and his family keep Kane down-to-earth despite his fame and money, which in the 2015-16 season will begin to include an eight-year, $84-million contract extension.

“If I don’t [stay grounded] my parents will, my sister will or my buddies back home,” Kane said. “They’re pretty good at it. It’s something I don’t think about it. It’s obviously an honor to have a contract like that given to you from an amazing organization like the Blackhawks, but I have always maintained the same notion that I’m just a kid having fun playing hockey. That’s what I love to do. I’m lucky I get to do it for a job.”


Love of game still drives Hawks’ Kane (x)