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I rode my bike to the forest last week and I got lost for a while! It was amazing :’) also this is last week’s spread! (I’m actually spending most of the time doing nothing but watching movies haha)

but the real question is do I want to bang Bad Dad or be Bad Dad. (Tbh the answer is both but I feel like the question remains)

(DON’T REPOST TO OTHER SITES)  //  MORE ART ON MY DA (<-link in my blog header)

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Welcome Guide ~

Prepare thy knickers! ;) 


Fluffy Stuff:

I will be writing and reblogging fluffy things under the tag “Slumber party fluff”

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Smutty Stuff:

I will be writing and reblogging smutty things under the tag “Slumber party smut”

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Bed, Wed, Behead:

Send in three characters to a blog and the admin must choose one to sleep with (bed) one to marry (wed) and one to kill (behead).

Truth or Dare:

Ask a blog admin “Truth or Dare?” then choose from this list or create your own! =]

>> Truth <<

1. If you could pick any character to spend a night with, who would it be?

2. What is your favorite thing about yourself?

3. What is your one regret?

4. If you could go back in time to any period or place, where would it be?

5. If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

6. Who was your first TV or music crush?

7. What are three features of your perfect mate? 

8. Who is your OTP? 

9. If you were allowed to change your past, would you? 

10. If you were stranded on an island, what three things would you bring?

11. If you could only watch one show for the rest of your life, what would it be?

12. What is your all time favorite band/song/genre?

13. What is the craziest place you’ve ever had sex?

14. What is your deepest, darkest fantasy?

15. If you had to give up one thing, would it be food or sex?

>> Dare <<

Dares are a bit different online than the usual version. Dares act as “prompts” and the blog admin must write a drabble to fit the dare with the assigned character =] 

1. “I dare you to drink this whole bottle of wine.”

2. “I dare you to run around the house… naked.” 

3. “I dare you to kiss me.” 

4. “I dare you to eat this whole bag of brussel sprouts.” 

5. “I dare you to spend the whole night in (y/n)’s bed.”

6. “I dare you to give me your underwear.” 

7. “I dare you to tell me the truth.” 

8. “I dare you to admit that you were wrong.” 

9. “I dare you to cuddle with me.” 

10. “I dare you to close your eyes for two solid minutes. No peaking.” 

11. “I dare you to admit you have feelings for them.” 

12. “I dare you to take this shot.” 

13. “I dare you to let me drive your car.” 

14. “I dare you to do all the chores for a month.” 

15. “I dare you to tell me you love me.”

The OR Game:

Send a blog two things to choose from and the admin must pick one of the two options. Choose from this list or create your own! =]

1. Vanilla or chocolate?

2. Fish or chips?

3. Day or night?

4. Hollywood party or private pub?

5. Werewolf or vampire? 

6. Books or Tv? 

7. Blonde or Brunette? 

8. Wine or Beer?

9. Summer or winter? 

10. High heels or sneakers? 

11. Red or Black? 

12. Sweet or spicy? 

13. Bare feet or socks? 

14. Blankets or pillows? 

15. Cat or dog?

Head-Canons and Confessions:

Send in an anonymous confession to a blog. These can be personal or related to a head-canon (such as ‘I think _______ would be really rough in bed’) The admin can choose to add to your confession, make it into a drabble, or leave it as is. 

Slumber Party Playlists:

>> Femme Fatale << CLICK ME 

>> Hey Daddy << CLICK ME

>> Drunk in Love << CLICK ME

>> Lap Dancing << CLICK ME

Face Masks:

Hair Treatments:

Cake in a mug recipes:

Participating Blogs:

@ivartheboneme  @sebastian-stans-thighs  @captainpoopweinersoldier  @float-autumn-leave   @ivartrash  @tiyetiye  @persephone-is-here-omg  @ceridwenofwales  @siren-kitten-his  @inthenameofodin  @brightlycoloredteacups  @ivars-pet  @belle-scarre  @burningsunshin3  @synnersaint  @cherrytrinkets @wanderlustingandwandering  @karenlopez12  @dangerousvikings   @writingstudent  @redheadedtrollop  @vallkyris

This is by no means a complete list and everyone is welcome to join! Please add yourself, games, recipes, etc. by reblogging or message me to be added! =]

So when Eggsy said “We’ve got brains, skills…Skipping rope?” He refers Harry as “the brain”.

But it’s Harry who picked a fight with a gang of guys in a pub in less than 5 min.

It’s Harry who got agitated after talking to Professor Arnold in less than 1 min.

It’s Harry who was pretending to be an aristocrat billionaire but every inch of him was screaming out loud “i’m a spy”.

It’s Harry who stepped in a church full of bigoted lunatics and instead of retreating when things went south, he deliberately said the most shocking thing “I’m a catholic whore”.

It’s Harry who picked a fight with a gang of guys AGAIN IN LESS THAN 5 min (this time in Kentucky).

It’s Harry who whispered to himself “Harry Hart, Super smart”.

It’s Harry who shot Whiskey in the head without any flinching.

Harry Hart is the MOST HOTHEADED KINGSMAN AGENT, period.

La publicité ciblée sur Facebook (+appel à contribution)

Un beau matin, alors qu'elle se baladait sur Facebook une de mes meilleures amies est tombée sur une publicité pour de la lessive Ariel. Jusque là à priori rien d'anormal, Ariel a tout à fait le droit d'essayer de vendre sa lessive. Sauf qu'il y avait aussi ce petit message dont voici la capture d'écran:

Vous imaginez son ravissement à la lecture de cette information.

Merci Facebook. Merci vraiment. Avec en plus la petite question “foutage de gueule” qui va bien: Cette explication nous a-t-elle été utile?

Est-ce utile pour nous savoir que l'âge de 25 ans est celui à partir duquel Ariel prend les femmes pour des boniches? (allez les filles la fête est finie, va falloir devenir des vraies fââmmes dévouées maintenant)

Malheureusement, oui.

Est-ce une source de satisfaction pour autant?

Clairement, NON.


J'étais déjà au courant du phénomène de publicité ciblée j'avoue cependant ne pas m'être penchée là-dessus, mais là ça m'a donné envie de m'amuser. De préférence, sur un terrain de jeu prolifique, à savoir youtube.

Je pense que tout le monde à remarqué à quel point la publicité sur youtube est devenue infernale depuis des années. Il y a de la pub avant les vidéos, il y a de la pub interrompant la vidéo, parfois il y a même plus de pub que de vidéo, le jour où ça sera rentable ils feront même des pubs après la vidéo, et bientôt il y aura probablement une pub géante avant que vous puissiez accéder à youtube lui-même et choisir une vidéo. Bref, la pub youtube c'est très chiant et c'est surtout ciblé à mort.

Je pense en effet que les hommes n'ont jamais droit aux pubs clearblue pour “estimer depuis combien de semaines vous êtes enceinte” et que eux n'ont pas eu à subir la bande-annonce de 50 nuances de Grey 2 quand celle-ci est sortie quatre fois par jour (Dieu que c'était chiant).

Mais pour en avoir le cœur net on va faire une petite expérience. Et pour cela, je vais dire une chose que vous lirez pour la première et dernière fois sur ce blog donc sexistes de tout bords profitez en bien parce que c'est maintenant: je vais avoir besoin d'un homme. Entre 20 et 30 ans (plus il est proche de mon âge à savoir 25 ans mieux c'est), ayant un usage assez régulier et généraliste de youtube (le juste milieu entre celui qui y va 1 fois par mois et celui qui y va 50 fois par jour), et surtout qui prend ça sérieusement.

L'idée étant de relever pendant une période de temps donné (allant de deux semaines à un mois) qu'on définira selon ce qui nous arrange, toutes les pubs youtube qui apparaissent et leurs liens (il est toujours en dessous des vidéos), le nombre de fois où on voit la même pub, bref un recueil complet qui exige de ne pas appuyer sur le bouton “passer la pub dans 5 secondes”. A la fin je visionne toutes les pubs, j'en fais des stats que je présente sous la forme d'un article qui je pense peut être sympa et marrant (vous commencez à me connaître un peu). Je sais que c'est relou ce que je vous demande, donc vraiment ne me dites oui que si vous comptez le faire sérieusement.

Ca serait fabuleux d'avoir plusieures filles et plusieurs mecs, mais je pense que ça va être compliqué. Donc voilà, si vous êtes un homme n'hésitez pas à m'envoyer un gentil message sur la page tumblr ou Facebook du blog et si vous êtes une femme n'hésitez pas à partager.

En attendant, un nouvel article va arriver d'ici une semaine ou deux. (oui!!!! je me suis remise à écrire souvent!! j'ai retrouvé l'inspiration!! Trop cool!!)

anonymous asked:

What are the top 10 Mac/Dennis episodes? I want to see my babies 💖

okay so i’m gonna apologize in advance because…..i feel like garbage today and this probably isn’t the best list. i tried to think of all the episodes with iconic macdennis moments, but if anyone wants to add to this, please do!! these are all in chronological order

1. mac and dennis: manhunters
2. mac’s banging the waitress
3. the nightman cometh
4. the gang exploits the mortgage crisis
5. paddy’s pub: home of the original kitten mittens
6. mac and dennis break up
7. the gang dines out
8. the gang spies like u.s.
9. mac and dennis move to the suburbs 10. ptsdee

News Of The Day

So I told you the Patreon was off for March (and it is. It’s automatically set to go on hiatus, and Patreon assures me you will not be charged, and, if it is, I will call and have it all refunded.) This is because, in this year of me and Jill preparing to settle down and have a baby, I am going to Europe. I’ll be gone between March 6th and March 31st. 

Doc, that sounds like the worst possible way of settling down. Let me explain. No, there is too much, let me sum up. 

When I was a girl, going to Europe was my dream, and it was a dream that was like going to the moon–I come from a relatively poor background on both sides, particularly when I was young. No one in my family had been to the east fucking coast when I was a girl, I saw the ocean for the first time when I was 18 and only because I made it happen. But Europe, you see, was never going to happen, no matter how many avenues I tried, I was still a girl from the middle of nowhere who, regrettably had never been born into wealth. 

I was talking to my boss about how it was something I’d always wanted to do before I had a baby, and I was sad that it was pretty clear that wasn’t going to work out. Jill had wanted to send me, but we just couldn’t make it work. It was a thing she really longed to do for me before we had a baby, but the truck broke, and we need a new water heater–the banal things of life. It was disappointing, but it was a dream I was going to let die.

 My boss is a complex man, a rich white dude who nonetheless has a sense of compassion and generosity that occasionally strikes like lightning. So he gave me the money for plane tickets, train tickets, and a month off (unpaid). If you’re going to go once in your life, he said, try to make it count. SO I AM. I was originally going to go by myself, as I don’t have much trouble doing that, and actually enjoy a certain amount of solitude. I live in my head a lot. But ever since my Mom divorced my Dad she’s had a pile of money and weeks of vacation sitting there doing nothing, so I invited her to come along, and I thought she was going to cry with excitement. 

The Patreon has been an amazing help, and is going to cover my bills while I’m gone. But since it’ll be off that month, and for some of you who have always wanted to toss a couple bucks my way, but don’t want the month to month thing, I decided to set something up specifically for this trip. I want to add that I don’t expect anything–y’all have done enough for me, frankly. And I’ll still be able to borrow money from Mom to make it work, so you’re not ruining my life. Basically, I’m just asking you to help me out with a lifelong dream I’m getting out of the way.

 But there’s rewards! SHINY, FANTASTIC REWARDS. I’m not just asking for money, I want to do stuff for it. And when I say any character, I mean it. (Though, if I’m totally unfamiliar with even the property, you’re taking your life into your own hands) Want a postcard from Bill Cipher? PRETTY SURE I COULD KILL IT, ACTUALLY. A letter from Bastion? The most soulful beep and boops you’ll ever read. Usagi goes to the Paris Catacombs? DONE, WITH LOVE AND TENDERNESS.

 So here’s the breakdown:

 Any level: a photo post thanking you personally with a picture of me doing the thing!

 Tier One: a postcard of the country, from either me or your favorite character! Mailed from Europe.

 Tier Two: a two page ficlet of your fav character experiencing whatever you got me, or a two page letter from me about it. Mailed from Europe. Example of how I write about food here.

 Tier Three: I buy you a small souvenir from said locale, and wrap it up with a letter from your favorite character or me. Mailed upon my return, I can’t figure out the post offices THAT well.

 Tier Four: don’t do this, but if you want to, convo me first and we’ll work something out.

How to do this, if you want to:

Message me with what you want to sponsor and your email address. I’ll send you a request via paypal! And let me know which character(s) you’d like your letter/postcard from! 

Again, I have no expectation of anyone doing this, so no worries. I thank you anyhow! You’re all amazing. This is a dream I never thought I would fulfill, and all of you have had no small part in making it a reality. I wish I could tell you how much it means to me, and I look forward to all the new shades of adventure we’ll have together.

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The mutant in the pub (5)

Pairing: Bucky x reader (slow burn)

Summary: (Y/n) meets Alex and one of our Defenders makes an appearance.

Warnings: swearing (wow, surprising, right? :P)

A/N: who the hell is Alex? Duh, unfortunately there’s no Bucky in this chapter but, again, please bear with me because this was necessary! Also, yeah, I used a gif of Aaron to show you how I imagine Alex, more or less! I’ve got no chill guys!

Feedback is always appreciated and tags are open! Enjoy :)

Part 4

Originally posted by aaron-rayofsunshine-tveit

Previously:

She turned the bike towards a supermarket and went in to buy a disposable phone. The Avengers were probably checking hers. Once she was ready, she punched Alex’s number in the disposable phone and called him. After a few rings he picked up. “Hello?”

“Hey buttercup, it’s me. Can we meet?”


It was 1 in the morning when (Y/n) reached the diner. It was completely empty except for the few waiters.

Alex was waiting for her in the back of the room. He was exactly as she remembered: tall, broad shoulders, dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. He was her best friend but they haven’t seen each other for a few months because of their jobs. He had always supported her and she was probably alive because of him since he saved her life more than once.

“Hey gorgeous!” He greeted her, standing up. Oh, yes, he was the only one she accepted nicknames from.

“”Alex, I missed you!” She hugged him. He held her tight against him and she snuggled into his chest. Years and years of difficulties shaped her so that she never showed her weaknesses but with everything that was happening she needed a hug from her best friend.

“So, what’s happening?” He asked, sitting down again.

“Uh, can-can Paul be alive?”

“What?!”

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The Afanc and the Maiden - Chapter 2

Words: 2,318

(Eventual) Luke Evans x Reader

Y/N is studying abroad in Cardiff, Wales and is a Literature major. She wants to do her final thesis on a local folklore, but soon finds out the folklore is real and is not what people believe it to be.

Intro | Chapter 1

Notes: Here is Chapter 2! Y/n journey has begun. It’s only beginning, and there’s MUCH more to come ;)

Please like, comment, share, whatever suits your fancy!

Tags: @everyjourneylove​ ~ @little-red-83​ ~ @antlers-inallofmy-decorating​ ~ @fromthedeskoftheraven​ ~ @annajolras

She arrived at the pub at 5:00 p.m. The Cambrian Tap was on the corner of a street, the building the color of… with big, black windows and grey brick work above the windows. Thankfully, it wasn’t too crowded for a Saturday evening. When y/n entered the pub, she thought to grab herself a beer for the occasion. She walked up to the bar and took a seat on the stool.

“What can I get for you, miss?” asked the bartender.

“Uuuuhhh…. I don’t know much about ales or beers here sooo,” she said as she quickly looked at the list of drinks before her. There were so many to choose from that it seemed impossible to pick just one. “I’ll try the Dragon Dark,” y/n smiled as she looked at the bartender.

“Coming right up,” he said as he went to grab a glass, poured her drink from a stout then handed it to her. ‘Dragon’s Dark’ was a dark ale with a roasted barley flavor and creamy head. “Why not,”y/n said in her head.

Y/n thanked the bartender when he gave her the drink and before he walked off, she asked him,

“Also, I wanted to ask, do you know of a few old men who come here often, Saturday evenings. They speak of fairytales, probably get weird looks from other customers?” The bartender smirked, knowing exactly who y/n was talking about.

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Newlyn Hills is what I’m calling my CC-free Newcrest project. I thought I’d post a rough plan of what I want to build and then update this post as I complete each lot. This will serve two purposes - it’ll show an overview of what I’m working on and also serve as a guide for where to place my lots. 

My plan is to release each lot individually as I build them for people who might want them right away, then release a whole save when I’m done. The full save will include Blythe Harbor Lite, as well as a remake of Magnolia Promenade, which I’m calling Lynport. I also hope to create households and townies for all three worlds (if I don’t run out of steam ;-p).

Keep in mind these are just my preliminary ideas for the lots; much of this could change as I build and develop the world. :) If you have any suggestions or feedback, let me know!

Here’s the plan for the neighborhoods:

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Today has been a rough one. I got wine drunk last night, and I attempted to record for the podcast with @lucienblakes & @lemmonlyman, BUT I totally fell asleep as Shannen was talking ooops.. However, I’ve heard that it took them an hour to notice? lol. 

Anyway, so I got maybe an hour of sleep from like 3am to 4am. Then woke up, and kept myself awake to be at the pub at 5:30am. Made that, watched the United v Liverpool match, had breakfast, and 2 Guinness’s.. Made it back home around 9am? Then slept from 9am to about 12:30pm.. Then I had to go run a few errands and be at the fields to ref at 2:00. 

So I’m reffing 4 games that are 35 min halves. I get to my center which is my 3rd game and I get threatened by one of the coaches when I tell him I am calling the game, and if he keeps talking he can talk from the parking lot. He responded with, “If you send me there I’ll meet you in the parking lot.” I threw him off the field, and then had my AR’s walk me to my car after the game. Dude, they are 12, and you’re like 45. Calm the fuck down bro. 

Now I just wanna go to sleep? but i’m so ready for 5x05. 

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$450/2 br “

 ”…and you may find yourself, living in a shotgun shack!“”

this whole ad is a Talking Heads reference

A “once in a lifetime” opportunity. This Shotgun House is not “same as it ever was” -its been fixed up, nor is it “…in another part of the world” -its in the East-Arsenal Artists’ Colony in the Summerville Historic District near Augusta College/Augusta State University/Georgia Regents University. Walk to class, Sheehan’s Irish Pub, 5 o'clock Bistro, or The Indian Queen from this 1920s Southern-Gothic shotgun house. Wood floors. Beaded-board ceilings. Original pine clapboards. Quaint historic district setting -perfect for you and your “beautiful wife”. Ample off-street parking for your “large automobile”. Less than three miles from the Medical College of Georgia. Eat-in kitchen with “water flowing underground” and up into the washer & dryer connections and the vintage farm-house sink. Fireplace. Ceiling fans in all rooms. Cute front porch. Screened doors front & back. No worries about life “after the money’s gone” -its only $450 per month. “And you may tell yourself ‘This is not my beautiful house!’” -well, it could be. “And you may ask yourself, 'How do I work this?’” -send an email. 630 total sqft+/- Deposit: $450, Pet Fee: $100. Tenant pays: electric, gas, and water. This house has FOUR ROOMS as follows: front room, middle room, kitchen, and bath room. This house is nearly 100 years old -and looks it. Its definitely not for everyone. Central Heat & Air? - uh, no- Space heaters, ceiling fans, and screen doors. I can provide a window unit a/c or two if desired. Tiny yard out front. Tiny yard out back.*****AVAILABLE 9/1, with interior paint job since photos were taken.***** Porch Swing! Please refer to “Shotgun Shack” or similar in your message to me. Thanks.

Augusta, GA

I just finished photoshopping a new image for my background -  Pardon If I’m Impolite, live from The Red Room. 

Left to Right, Top to Bottom 

1. Tracy Emin

2. Jack Vanzet

3. Steve Powers

4. Erte

5. Pub Eau Sauvage, Dior, 1975 Illustration de René Gruau

6. Patti Smith

7. Louise Bourgeouis

8. Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec (In Bed The Kiss) 

9. Jiia Kuann

10. Vogue’s Illustration Yves Saint Laurent Mondrian Dresses 1965

11. Henri Matisse (Red Room) 

12. Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec