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A Meteor’s Fate | Pt. 1

Originally posted by shitjeon

Genre: angst, fluff, a tiny bit of humor || kimi no na wa! au

Member(s): Park Jimin || Kim Taehyung & Jeon Jungkook

Words: 6.9k

Summary: Fate had already decided for you, someone who lived her whole live in the countrysides, to be in a somewhat ill-fated relationship with Park Jimin, the typical city-boy of your dreams. You knew that fate had its own ways to bring you to the one you belonged to, but you never thought that switching souls and bodies was actually one of them.

“That day when the stars came falling. It’s almost as if a scene from a dream. Nothing more, nothing less than a beautiful view.”

A/N: kimi no na wa is such a beautiful anime movie i couldn’t help but make a fic based on the plot ;-; 

Pt. 1 | Pt. 2 (coming soon!)

“Isn’t it ironic?”

“What exactly?”

“That fate brought us together in the most ridiculous way you could ever imagine.”

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DSoD Cast Commentary pt-1

From the Limited BD extra: featuring Kazama Shunsuke (Yami Yugi/Yuugi), Kenjiro Tsuda (Kaiba), Takahashi Hiroki (Jounouchi), Junko Takeuchi (Mokuba). (E= everyone.)

Translated snippets (snippets, ‘cause they’re talking for the entire 2-hour movie all at once and I just zone out).  Adlib, non-continuous segments of conversations. I don’t know how many people are interested, so I only did the 1st half hour so far.

Part 1 | From 00:00~30:00

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Prompt List: Prompts (*REMEMBER* We do MalexFemale, FemalexFemale, and MalexMale if you want.)

The Admins: Taebaby, Laymedown, Dreamer, Sherlock, Mia, Nari, Vita, Ellie, Yugbug, Kitty, & Leigh

Smutty(ish) = ♋   



Baekhyun #32 “This is all your fault!”, #33 “I shouldn’t be in love with you!”, & #35 “I could kill you right now!”  

Baekhyun #41 “I hate you”

Baekhyun #53 “What, does that feel good?” & #90 “No, no… take it off, please”  ♋

Baekhyun #85 “You are as intimidating as a puppy, my dear”  

Chanyeol #113 “ Babe, stop it or I swear I’ll tie you down”  

Chanyeol #31 “Kiss me” & #59 “Take off your clothes” ♋

Chanyeol #46 “I’m ok. Just please stop talking to me” & #116 “Do you realize how much stuff like this hurts me?”  

Chanyeol ‘Do you really wanna leave?’  ♋️

Chanyeol XMale ReaderX Suho 

Chanyeol ‘Sub reader, xMale’ ♋️

[Halloween] Chanyeol  “Why would you investigate the strange noise?” & “Don’t just stand there, RUN!”

Chen #18 “I’m going to take care of you, ok?” & #102 “My hands?”  

Chen  #4 “I’m not going to apologize for this. Not anymore”, #39 “Make me”, & #87 “I’m not done yet” ♋

Chen #109 “Need help?”  

Kai #60  “It hurts!”  

Kai ‘Sub Jongin’  ♋

[Halloween] Kai “Which part sounded good to you? The party in the woods? The party in the woods, in the abandoned cabin? Or the anonymous text that was sent to you about the first two?“ & “Trust no one tonight.”

Kris #48 “Do you need me to kill someone for you?”, #85 “You are as intimidating as a puppy, my dear”, & #64 “You know that I love you, right?”  

Kyungsoo #65 “Don’t touch me”  

Kyungsoo #106 “Come here. Right now” ♋

Kyungsoo ‘Disneyland’  

Kyungsoo ‘xMale, Fuck me on the table’  ♋

Luhan #3  “Those things you said yesterday, did you mean them?”, #22  “Were you ever going to tell me?”, & #27  “I could kiss you right now!”  

Luhan ‘Jealous of the other members’  

Sehun #31 “Kiss me” & #53 “Are you wearing my shirt?” ♋

Sehun #56 “Did you just… finish?”  & #76  “You’re so cute when you pout” ♋

Sehun #1 “Stay the night. Please”  

Sehun ‘MalexMale, submissive and needy’  ♋

Sehun ‘Sad movie’  

Sehun ‘Push me away all you want, I’ll always come back’

Sehun ‘My favorite pet’ xMale

Suho #36  “Knock it off!”  

Suho #94 “I don’t care anymore”  

Suho x Reader x Xiumin ‘Threesome’  ♋

Suho #112 “God, I missed you” & 116 “ Do you even realize how much stuff like this hurts me? “  

Tao Pt 1 “Blanket Thief” & Pt 2 “Blanket Thief”  

Xiumin  #44 “That doesn’t even make sense” & #17 “Isn’t this amazing?”  

Xiumin #47 “Can I sit here? All the other tables are full”  

Xiumin ‘You don’t want a baby’

Yixing #54 “Are you wearing my shirt?” & #80 ″You’re beautiful, you know that?”  

Yixing ‘MalexMale, coffee shop’  ♋


Jungkook #24 “Don’t ask me that”  

Jungkook #58 “Shit, sorry, am I going too fast?” & #68 “Don’t look at me like that, I may not be able to hold back” ♋

Jungkook ‘He comforts you during a panic/anxiety attack’  

Jungkook ‘Submissive, with noona kink’  ♋

Jungkook ‘Too young’  ♋

[Werewolf au] Jungkook ‘Baby dreams’

Namjoon #101 ‘What did you call me?’  ♋

[Halloween] Namjoon ‘Bodies are coming to life, lets go’ xMale

Taehyung #1 “Stay the night. Please.”  

Taehyung ‘Who’s line is it anyway?’

[Vampire au] Yoongi ‘Bite me’

Yoongi/Taehyung ‘Rock-a-bye baby’

Yoongi ‘We’re in public’ xMale


Mark #5 “That’s almost the exact opposite of what I meant” & #107 “You’re still my favorite”  

Bambam “You’re at the beach and you’re self conscious, but he loves your body”  

Bambam #51 “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt” & #70 “I don’t think you’re doing it right?”  

JB ‘He tries to act tough when he see’s you being cute on stage, but the others start reading him’ 

[Halloween] JB & Jackson  “Our house is the only house who’s lights went out, why is that?”, “I have a shotgun and a shell with your name on it”, & “What about don’t go outside, don’t you understand?”

Jackson ‘Movie night’ (malexmale)   ♋

Jackson ‘Staying in’   

Jackson ‘Do you need me to kill someone for you?’ & ‘That’s it. End of discussion’

Yugyeom ‘It’s party time’


CL ‘She’s asked about you in an interview’ (xFemale)  

CL ‘You talk about adopting’  (xFemale)

CL ‘Frisky’ (xFemale)


Daesung ‘I am your instrument’  ♋

Daesung ‘Fluffy smut’

GD #113 “Babe, stop it, or I swear I’ll tie you down”, #16 “We can’t keep doing this”, & #4 “I’m not going to apologize for this. Not anymore” ♋

GD ‘MalexMale, date night’  ♋


GD ‘Older brother returns’   

GD ‘Hostess’

GD ‘Man’s best enemy’  

GD ‘Let me on top, sub GD’  ♋

[Royal au] GD ‘Unlucky lovers’

Seungri ‘Giving him a handjob’ ♋

Seungri ‘Submissive’  ♋

Seungri ‘Replacement’  

Seungri ‘Say my name : Make me’

Taeyang ‘BFFs’

TOP ‘Forgotten birthdays PT 1’  ‘Forgotten birthdays PT 2′ 

TOP ‘You’re sick but you don’t want to tell him’

[Halloween] TOP ‘There’s only two hours left till daylight, I think we can do this’


Wonho ‘Collarbones’


Hyuk ‘Feed from me’



How they share the bed with you  

How they act when they’re jealous ♋

Quotes they’d get as tattoos

How they react when you want a baby  

How they react to you looking younger than you are

As disney characters

When they find out their shy crush is actually really funny  

When someone doesn’t believe their kid is theirs because their S/O is a foreigner  

When they check out ya booty

When you get the title of SKorea’s visual and holy trinity  

Favorite sexual positions  ♋

When you tell them you like anal play  ♋

When you bring up adoption *xMale*

When their BF is clumsy and gets bruises a lot *xMale*

When they find your room of bdsm sex toys  ♋

Favorite position for eating you out *nsfw*

When you love each other mutually, but you’re scared they’ll play you

[Werewolf AU] You (mate) tease them all day of the full moon to see when they’ll snap

How they react to you showing them your fav anime

When they find their BF crying and inconsolable

[Werewlf au] As puppies

As sugar daddies

When their BF has to lean down to kiss them

As kittens


How they react to you grabbing your boobs when they’re sore/it’s going to rain

How they react to you wearing your natural coily hair for the first time  

How they react to another member banging on the walls because you two are too loud   ♋

How they react when you ask them to eat you out  ♋

How they react to thigh riding  ♋

How they react to you getting ‘blushy’ when you do skinship  

How they react when they’re your older brother and they spy on your first date

How they react when they tease you and you start crying  

How they react to you looking cool & edgy but find out you’re really sweet & shy  

How they react to you looking younger than you are

How they react to you having a panic/anxiety attack in public  

When they develop real feelings for their WGM partner  

How they react to their crush having tattoos/piercings  

When they get a call from their frightened child  

How they react to seeing your self-harm scars *trigger*  

When they slap you during a fight *trigger*  

When you slap them during a fight *trigger?*  

How they react to you being depressed *trigger?*  

How they react to their GF doing parkour

How they react to you becoming withdrawn 

How they react to you being able to sing pretty ok  

Favorite sexual position *nsfw*   ♋

How they react to you being good at puppy dog eyes  

When another idol kisses their GF in front of them when she didn’t want it  

How they react to their boyfriend secretly drawing them then giving them the picture  

When you get the title of SKorea’s visual and holy trinity

How they react to their GF working a manly job and getting hate for it

When you tell them you like anal play  ♋

When they have a crush on a member form a new boy group  

How they react to their Korean GF having blue eyes

When you bring home pepsi instead of coke

How they react to their GF being a theatrical performer and broadway fan

[Vampire AU] When he can’t help himself and sucks your blood, hurting you

[Vampire AU] How they react when their GF asks them to bite her

When their crush see’s them getting kissed by another trainee (who also has a crush on them)

When you start rapping to an english song but can’t rap to his because your korean isn’t as fluent

How they react to their GF being really strong

[Vampire au] When they fall in love with a witch

[Werewolf au] When you pleasured yourself while they were away and they can smell it

[Halloween] Going to a haunted house with them 

[Werewolf au] When you’re in heat and you need them to take care of you

How they react to you being chubby

[Vampire au] When they feel love for you when they thought they couldn’t love

How they react to you having cute moans

[Omegaverse au] When they like an omega who acts really alpha

[Vampire au] When they can tell your period is coming

How they react to you biting their ear when you’re horny

[Werewolf au] When you ask if starting a pack with them means having 5+ kids

[Vampire au] When you want to have sex with them

[Vampire au] How they react to another vamp biting you

When you stick a horn on a horse and call it a unicorn

[Werewolf au] When you have 5-6 kids with them

[Werewolf au] When they meet the other members as puppies for the first time

[Werewolf au] When you don’t know what mating is and you ask them if you two can do it

[Vampire au] When they find out the girl they’ve been watching is half dragon

[Vampire au] When you ask them where they got their costume but its actually their real clothes cause they’ve been hibernating for so long

[Werewolf au] As puppies

[Creature au] When they find out their GF is a hybrid

[Werewolf au] When they find out you’re being used as human cattle for vampires

[Vampire/creature au] When you’re half cat and you like to tease them

[Werewolf au] When they witness you changing on the full moon

[Werewolf au] Having 5-6 kids with them

[Werewolf au] When they meet the other members as puppies for the first time

When their S/O wants to make the relationship public

When their BF does skinship for the first time

When their GF is short and has to jump to kiss them

When their GF has a high sex drive

How they react to you wearing their hoodies because they smell like him

When their GF flirts with another idol

When they wake up on christmas morning and get a positive pregnancy test as a gift

What kind of drunk are they at a holiday party

As disney characters 

As puppies

His apartment


How they react when you ask them to eat you out   ♋

How they react when you act sexy  ♋

How they react to you handing them a love letter then running away  

How they react to you swallowing during oral *BJ*  ♋

How they react to you moaning while you’re making out  ♋

When you wake them up with a blowjob  ♋

When they have a crush on a new JYP solo artist  

How they react to you (GF) being in a popular k-girl group  

How they react to you getting off on them kissing your neck  ♋

When their GF is horny and she bites their ear as a hint   ♋

How they react when they watch you wax your eyebrows

Favorite sexual positions *nsfw*  ♋

How they react to you asking to dom them

[Werewolf au] When they witness you changing on the full moon

When you tell them you don’t want kids

When you tell them you want kids

How they react to you being the holy trinity

[Vampire au] They start showing their fangs when you get intimate and you ask them to turn you

When they have a crush on a member of a new boy group

[Vampire au] When they find out you’re a vampire when you two get frisky

When you have a small pet goat that screams, follows them around, and steals their things

When they find out their fav waitress is a male cross dresser

When you bite them during sex

How they react to you jerking them off under a table in public

When you play EXID’s Up & Down 24/7

When they get their crush for secret santa (xMale)

When they drunkenly kiss their crush under the mistletoe

As disney characters

As bunnies

His apartment


How they react to you asking for a baby  

How they react to you hiding your face in their chest in embarrassment  

How they react to their pregnant gf/wife being grumpy  

How they react to your boyfriend cheating on you  

How they react to you being horny and grinding down on them  ♋

How they react to you taking control during sex and using handcuffs on them  ♋

How they react to you quitting your job because your boss was harassing you  

How they react to you giving them a love letter and running away  

How they react to their crush wanting to be on WGM with them  

They catch you masturbating  ♋

When you’re too shy to ask for them to buy you something expensive  

When You tell them you’re pregnant  

Falling asleep with them after having a rough day  

When you reveal to them you’re a virgin   ♋ 

When you get jealous and have rough sex with them  ♋

When they realize they’ve developed real feelings for their WGM partner  

How they react to a fan hitting you  

When you tell them you can’t have kids *trigger?*  

When someone thinks their child isn’t their own because their S/O is a foreigner  

How they react to you being depressed *trigger?*  

Meeting your parents

When they get a call from their frightened child 

Making out with them  ♋  

Waking them up with a blowjob  ♋

When you slap them during a fight and they start bleeding *trigger?*  💧

When you’re in public and you whisper that you aren’t wearing panties  ♋

How they react to you leaving a love mark on their neck  ♋

How they react to their crush being forced into an arranged marriage  💧

Favorite sexual positions  ♋

How they react to you being good at puppy dog eyes   

When their toddler runs on stage  

When another idol kisses their gf in front of them and she didn’t want it  

When you tell them you like anal play  ♋

When you give them the silent treatment

When you tease them under a table in public  ♋

When their GF is so short she has to jump up to kiss them  

When you get bitch slapped by a fish

When you have a pet goat that screams if they come near It and steals their things

When you call them asking to speak to your kid but he lost them

When you swing your hips while giving them a BJ to feel the friction

How they react to their Korean GF having blue eyes

How they react to you sexually teasing them in front of the other members 

When their child asks if he’s really their dad because they’re absent a lot  

Favorite position for eating you out *nsfw*

When you tease them by sexting them at work

When you love each other mutually, but you’re scared they’ll play you

How they react to their GF going all out for their birthday

When your mother starts pressuring you two for grandchildren

When his 4 yr old daughter starts opening a present excitedly  

When their 5 y/o wants to go trick or treating with them

How they react to their BF adopting a child without telling them

When their daughter gets chased by a chicken

How they react to you fangirling over another member

When they come home and find you watching tv naked

When a peacock starts chasing them

When you stick a horn on a horse and call it a unicorn

When you get insecure about your weight because someone insulted you

Going to a haunted house with them

When you become a back-up dancer for a new male group

How they act when their jealous

When you swallow them at the end of a blowjob

As sloths


When you look as young as them, but they find out you’re older


Favorite sexual positions *nsfw*  ♋

When their GF hosts a halloween party and bakes everything herself

[Werewolf au] When their mate is in heat

[Halloween] Where they take you for your halloween carnival date

They get jealous when they see their crush having fun with a girl group *xMale*


When their kid wants to trick or treat with them


Favorite sexual positions *nsfw*


[Vampire au] When their BF is a vampire and they have to change him

When you’re normally quiet in bed but then they go hard and turn you into a screaming mess

When their BF wrote them a poem but is shy about giving it to them
















Jongin ‘a little too loud’  ♋

Chanyeol ‘Misses his U.S. GF’  

Chen ‘guilty’

Kyungsoo ‘are you pregnant?’  

Yixing ‘Forgetful’


Namjoon ‘is done with you’ 

V ‘what did you do??’

V ‘Tae won’t leave you to suffer’  

V ‘Clingy’  

When they all wanna date you

Jin ‘Horny jin, insecure S/O’  ♋

Jimin ‘Daddy’  ♋


Seungri ‘Needy, sarcastic’

Sexy texts cause they miss you  ♋

Everyday texts with GD Pt 1, Pt 2, Pt 3, Pt 4 ♋

Sending memes to them at 3am


JB ‘Jealous’  

JB ‘Daddy’  ♋

Yugyeom ‘Asking BFF Mark when the younger boy asks you out’   

Mark ‘’Daddy’  ♋

They’re on tour and they’re horny  ♋


  • EXO
  • BTS
  • Big Bang
  • GOT7
  • VIXX
  • Monsta X
  • IKON
  • NCT
  • Seventeen
  • Shinee
  • Boyfriend
  • BAP
  • B1A4
  • Teen Top
  • Ukiss
  • Mad Clown
  • Jung Joon Young
  • Astro
  • Day6
  • Super Junior
  • Mamamoo
  • F(x)
  • Twice
  • Taeyeon (snsd)
  • 4Minute/Hyuna
  • 2ne1
  • Davichi
  • AOA
Future Hearts Pt.3 (M)

PT.1 | PT.2 | PT.3 | PT.4 | PT.5 |

Pairing: Jimin x Reader, Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Angst, Smut + Punk!Jikook

Word Count: 17,468 rip me

Description: It was everything, from his tattoos, to his touches, to the way sweat rolled down his neck as he strummed into his guitar on stage; everything about him had completely enthralled you. So why are you now, two and a half years later, on a train to Seoul, telling a complete stranger the recollection of how you became fated to forever have scars on all of your future hearts, due to the happiness, but most of all the pain, that came along with falling in love with Jeon Jungkook.

A/N: inspired by the anime/manga “Nana”


Your senses are filled with the scent of food before you even open your eyes. You immediately perk up from your makeshift cocoon in Hoseok’s bed, quickly making your way to the kitchen downstairs.  When you round the corner you expect to find Hoseok standing over the stove, but instead you’re met with nothing.

“Hoseok?” You called out as you started making your way through the kitchen. There’s no response, and you’re about to try again when you catch a glimpse of something laying in the middle of the counter. You reach forward for the piece of paper and quickly unfold it.

I have class, but I made you breakfast, it’s in the microwave .x - H

You smile at the note, gently placing it back on the counter before retrieving the food. You made your way to the kitchen table, stomach growling as it begged to be sated. You quickly started shoveling the food in your mouth, practically moaning at the taste of Hoseok’s cooking that you’d missed so much for the past year.

One year.

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Masterlist (mobile)

(Updated April 16, 10:24 PM MST)

Hakyeon (N)
(all Hakyeon texts)
> Everyday texts
> You get the same cold
> Supporting Hakyeon when he’s feeling low
> Hakyeon accidentally confesses
> Hakyeon motivating you on a project
> Best friends to lovers, Hakyeon version
> Y/n is followed, VIXX helps out! (Ken/Leo/N)
> Confessing to Hakyeon: formal language (Female ver.) (Male ver.) (Neutral ver.)
> Hakyeon missing you on tour
> Hakyeon takes care of you when you’re sick
> Hakyeon wants to spend time w/your pet
> Accidentally texted by Hakyeon (first meeting!)
> Valentine’s Day! (N/Leo/Ken)
> Hakyeon reminding you you’re beautiful!
> Hakyeon cheering you up after a test
> Drunk confession, Hakyeon version

Taekwoon (Leo)
(all Taekwoon texts)
> Everyday texts
> Everyday texts, pt.2
> Everyday texts, pt.3
> Talking until you fall asleep
> Dating Taekwoon: choosing your weekly date night
> Taekwoon accidentally confesses
> Best friends to lovers, Taekwoon version
> Y/n is followed, VIXX helps out! (Ken/Leo/N)
> Taekwoon missing you on tour
> Taekwoon takes care of you when you’re sick
> Accidentally texted by Taekwoon (first meeting!)
> Lost in the airport when meeting Taekwoon
> Drunk confession, Taekwoon version
> Taekwoon being sweet the morning after
> Valentine’s Day! (N/Leo/Ken)
> Telling Taekwoon about your first kiss w/a girl
> Taekwoon reminding you you’re beautiful!
> Taekwoon wants to spend time w/ your pet

Jaehwan (Ken)
(all Jaehwan texts)
> Everyday texts
> Everyday texts, pt. 2
> Everyday texts: Cute Ken? Or Charismatic Ken?
> Reacting to Jaehwan’s blonde hair
> Jaehwan cheering you up
> Jaehwan accidentally confesses
> Best friends to lovers, Jaehwan version
> Y/n is followed, VIXX helps out! (Ken/Leo/N)
> Reacting to Jaehwan’s ‘VIXX loves Asia’ teaser
> Accidentally texted by Jaehwan (first meeting!)
> Jaehwan missing you on tour
> Drunk confession, Jaehwan version
> Jaehwan takes care of you when you’re sick
> Valentine’s Day! (N/Leo/Ken)
> Jaehwan wants to spend time w/ your pet
> Jaehwan cheering you up after a test

Wonshik (Ravi)
(all Wonshik texts)
> Everyday texts
> Everyday texts, pt. 2
> Everyday texts: Goblin bride Wonshik
> Everyday texts: the Goblin saga continues (+ Hakyeon as a guest)
> Reacting to Wonshik’s R.eal1ze photos
> Reacting to Wonshik’s R.eal1ze photos, pt. 2
> Comforting Wonshik after the Bomb MV is criticized
> Wonshik accidentally confesses
> Best friends to lovers, Wonshik version
> Y/n is followed, VIXX helps out! (Hyuk/Hongbin/Ravi)
> Wonshik convinces you to get a puppy
> Making up with Wonshik after a fight (+ group chat)
> Wonshik takes care of you when you’re sick
> The Saga of the “Tits Party” ft. Jaehwan
> Saying goodbye to Ravi’s red hair
> Wonshik missing you on tour
> Wonshik & the PDA police (+ group chat)
> Valentine’s Day! (Ravi/Hongbin/Hyuk)
> Helping Wonshik’s sister tell him she’s started dating
> Accidentally texted by Wonshik (first meeting!)
> Drunk confessions, Wonshik version
> Wonshik & body positivity
> Wonshik wants to spend time w/your pet

(all Hongbin texts)
> Everyday texts
> Hongbin accidentally confesses
> Texting Hongbin on tour
> Reminding Hongbin he’s important
> Best friends to lovers, Hongbin version
> Hongbin trying to distract you from work
> Y/n is followed, VIXX helps out! (Hyuk/Hongbin/Ravi)
> Hongbin takes care of you when you’re sick
> Accidentally texted by Hongbin (first meeting!
> Helping Hongbin when he’s lost in Kyoto (first meeting!)
> Drunk confession, Hongbin version
> Hongbin missing you on tour
> Hongbin wants to spend time w/your pet
> Valentine’s Day! (Ravi/Hongbin/Hyuk)
> Hongbin cheers you up after a test
> Trying to get comeback hints (Hongbin)

Sanghyuk (Hyuk)
(all Sanghyuk texts)
> Everyday texts
> Everyday texts, pt. 2
> Everyday texts: Anime pick-up lines
> Dating Sanghyuk: good morning texts
> Sanghyuk accidentally confesses
> Best friends to lovers, Sanghyuk version
> Y/n is followed, VIXX helps out! (Hyuk/Hongbin/Ravi)
> Sanghyuk missing you on tour
> Accidentally texted by Sanghyuk (first meeting!)
> Sanghyuk takes care of you when you’re sick
> Reacting to Sanghyuk’s “I’ll hold you” release
> Sanghyuk wants to spend time w/your pet
> Valentine’s Day! (Ravi/Hongbin/Hyuk)
> Sanghyuk cheers you up after a test
> Drunk confessions, Sanghyuk version
> Trying to get comeback hints (Hyuk)

VIXX Group Texts
> VIXX gives love advice

[All VIXX texts]

game grumps ask meme (pt 2)

“Your mouth is saying those words but your eyes say bullshit.”

“Those coins are probably worth tons of coins.”

“UM. EXCUSE ME. Those arms look like hugging machines!”

“Hopefully these paper-thin bushes will protect me from cop bullets.”

“What’s up you salty sailors?”

“Don’t give me your fucking alliteration.”

“Oh, you feel them. You can feel a seething hatred and I can sense it.”

“And I know I love it because I do it. Wait.”

“These weird looking fish have been showing up lately were about to eat me.”

“At age 6, I was born without a face.”

“First of all, I think he’s got a very nice ass.”

“Haven’t you ever heard Cheese Nipples by The Fruit Barfs?”

“Oh just lick my ass.”

“There’s two things I don’t make fun of people for… music and their laugh.”

“I’m super excited about failure.”

“I’m glad I get to give this guy a hand job everyday!”

“My plan, it worked.”

“We had that in the bag. And you grabbed ANOTHER FUCKING RHOMBUS.”

“I love video games, and they’re fun, but this one isn’t.”

“I’m a poet and fuck you.”

“I’m not in a position to come at anyone, bro.”

“I was this close to lining up my knuckles and punching you square in the groont.”

“Practice is for the weak!”

“Five coins in the bank, invested in stocks. Apple. Gotta get it early!”

“Okay. Okay. Alright BOUNCY BOX.”

“I’m gonna take him out back, and give him some chocolates.”

“Oh, you’re talking about your penis.”

“Every minute of this I just get harder and harder.”

“Step on him. Step on him and crush him. Mail the remains to his family.”

“It’s probably the wrong one but bear with me, I’m an idiot.”

“I wish you were fast.”

“Alright, uh, aliens dude. This concludes our service please come up for the crackers.”

“You may not recognize me because I was wearing sunglasses. I wrote an internet song about dinosaurs and lasers in 2010.”

”I mean I can’t tell you the specifics because it involves tradingyourlifeforces.”

“I’m glad we came to that conclusion. Separately. From each other.”

“Pussy built this place and pussy will tear it down!”

“I have a specific set of skills… and they all involve masturbating.”

“Yeah go on, tell me how you would have sex with the cat.”

“You can’t open up the story of my life, and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me.”

“This game looks like it should be in black and white and in French.”

“The Bananas has gone bad!”

“Come on computer, use your thinky bits!”

“Folks, strap on your butts ‘cuz we’re goin’ in!”

“I could totally stab someone to death or something.”

“620 blaze it.”

“I’m like… low to moderately scared someone will steal my kidneys.”

“This game is a glitch that occasionally breaks out into a game.”


“Siri, how many boobs does a fox have?”

“Truly the game of life is about money and bitches.”

“Let’s have some hot duck action.”

“It’s not murder, it’s for science.”

“Ya’ know aesthetically, this game is just above a piece of shit.”

“All of this time used for playing this game could have been used for smoking heroin.”

“That five seconds is all I need to punch myself repeatedly in the face.”

“Welcome back, I’m your toast with the most!”

“I just like to start shit.”

“This experience is really teaching me alot about what being bread is all about.”

“I sure hope talent is sexually transmitted for when we make love later.”

“Hold on I am clearing my google search term of ‘echidna penis’ and replacing it with ‘Bowie pressure lyrics.’”

“That’s how you help things, funnels of death.”

“First of all, language. Second of all, FUCK!”

“That’s when I get twice as high, at 8:40 at night. That’s for the professionals only.”

“There was no Twitter. It was 1980.”

“I wish my whole body was a party.”

“I could see them doing a Peanuts anime.”

“The rumour come out: Does Bruno Mars is gay?”

“What am I? Some kind of guy who doesn’t read tutorials or anything?”

“You have mastered the code of chivalry. Take your complimentary fedora.”

“A dump smells better than I do.”

“Can we form a new band where we just do, like, pop-punk…but we only dress up as the King of the Cosmos from Katamari?”

“"I would never joke about not being your friend.”

“Do you gain pleasure from the suffering of others?”

“We always finish games, except when we don’t.”

“…I’m just going to say lots of 1994 shit.”

Arranged Love Pt.12 | Jungkook

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13 | Part 14 | Part 14.5 | Part 15 | Part 16 | Part 17 | Part 18 | Part 19 | Epilogue

Summary: Whatever happened to true love? To fairytale romance? Where was that magical spark, those lingering kisses, the butterflies in your stomach, the fireworks in your heart? Where was the romance and the honesty in a forced love? And, above all else, how did you and Jungkook even find yourself being forced into an arranged marriage simply for publicity?

Word Count: 4,054

Genre: Fluff/angst/very light smut - please be warned!!

A/N: and when I say very light smut that’s what I mean lmao aNYWAY I hope this chapter was okay <3

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Roommates? Pt.2 | Taehyung (Rated M)

A/N: Sorry for the wait. This would’ve been ready to release earlier last weekend but it was Harry Potter weekend and I’ve never missed one in like 3 years lmao and I was stumped writing in the context before the smut. I’m probably going to rewrite this later, but for now I hope the wait was worth something.

Word Count: 2,887
Genre: Smut, Oral, Biting
Scenario: Accidentally renting the same apartment w/ V

Part 1 


“Y-yah! You’re dripping water all over the floor!

“Let me sleep in your bed…”

“Taehyung please… I’m so wet…” 

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Pokémon in our Biomes pt. 3

I’ve recently decided to make a series of posts with hypothetical thinking and analyzing of what Pokémon species could potentially be found in the world’s biomes. Not at all relative to the games, I will be focusing primarily of the elements, design, and relativity to real life flora and fauna of Pokémon to depict where different species would roam on our big blue marble.

This is my third Pokémon in our biomes post, and this time I will be focusing on savannas. I will be including grassland and forest savannas, and will be basing my post mainly around the African Savannas. Growing up as a kid, I never really found African animals all that interesting. Lions, hyenas, elephants, for some reason large mammals just never really appealed to me. BUT! For the sake of Pokémon and biology, I find the concept intriguing as there is a diverse array of life in savannas, all evolved to adapt for different things.

If you’ve ever seen The Lion King, you know what to think of when you hear African Savanna. Not a lot of trees, open grasslands, fairly dry. Potentially a harsh environment but as we all know, animals and people thrive in these conditions just like any other. 

Let’s get started!

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What to Watch Pt. 1

Want to start watching anime but don’t know what show would be good for you? Keep reading to find out what you may like (note these are based off of my personal opinion, if you have a show you think would be better, feel free to message me). 

If you liked Sherlock then you may like Kuroshitsuji. A boy living in England makes a deal with a demon in order to get revenge on the people who killed his parents and sully his family name. It isn’t all serious though, they manage to keep it unexpectedly light, but not too serious, and some moments your heart will stop. 

Do you like The Walking Dead? Then you may like Attack on Titan. In the past, but somehow in the future, what may be a German province is being plagued by beasts called Titans. The show revolves around a boy named Eren Jeager who wants nothing more than to kill the Titans after watching them eat his mother. It is grim and bloody and if you love watching your favorite characters die, then this show is for you. 

Like Arrow? Then why not give Noragami a try? The show is about a minor God of war who fulfills wishes in hopes of one day becoming a God officially recognized by Heaven. One day, the God runs into the street to chase a cat and a girl jumps in front of him to push him out of the way of an oncoming bus, causing her soul to slip out. Chaos, hilarity, and heartbreak ensue. 

Enjoy Hannibal? Then you’ll probably like Psycho-Pass. In the future, Japan is ruled by something called Sybil, a test that scans your mental health and determines whether or not you’ll commit a crime. In order to catch these potential criminals, Japan has enlisted those with similar Psycho-Pass numbers to catch them. The show gets even more intense when Hannibal style crimes are committed throughout the city, beginning with human bodies that are mutilated to look like pieces of art. 

Enjoy Badlands? Then you may like Guilty Crown. Set in another dystopian version of Japan, a boy accidentally gets caught up in a crime syndicate that is attempting to relieve Japan of its oppressive reign. The boy in question, Shuu, accidentally gains the King’s Right Hand, an ability that allows him to turn human souls into weapons. 

Do you love Once Upon a Time? Then you may like Fairy Tail. While it is a bit different, I recommend watching past the first ten episodes. The show is about a boy who was raised by a dragon that is taken into a guild after the dragon disappears meets a girl who runs away to escape her fate who aspires to become an amazing wizard like her mother. Each episode is a whirlwind of laughs, tears, and scenes that will have you on the edge of your seat. 

Last but most definitely not least, if you like heart stopping, gut-wrenching, tear jerking, amazing shows, I recommend Tokyo Ghoul. Modern day Japan is plagued by creatures called Ghouls who must devour human meat in order to survive. A human boy accidentally becomes a ghoul after a date gone wrong and is thus thrown into a world he knows nothing about and must figure out the ways of a ghoul while thrust into the action. To make things worse, something called the CCG hunts down Ghouls and kills them or takes them to a prison where they spend the rest of their lives. If you like holding a pillow and screaming whenever you get excited, you will like this show. 

Christmas with Taehyung

Onto my lil bean, the other half to my Daegu princes, Kim Taehyung (also I’m just really excited rn bc I got the pt. 2 album and I got Tae’s photocard and I’m just really really r e a l l y happy rn) and also I didn’t realize this until two seconds ago and I literally did a double take straight out of a movie but I hit 600 followers and I want to say thank you so much!!!!

  • This is gonna feature a tiny hint of father!Tae (all of the father related posts are here)
  • This lil precious ray of sunshine
  • He’s double excited around this time of the year bc not only is it Christmas but it’s also his birthday
  • You two have lost count of how many Christmases you’ve had together bc you were best friends long before he asked you out
  • It is your first Christmas as a married couple though
  • Nothing really changes tbh except now you’re starting to form a lil bby bump that’s barely visible  
  • You manage to hide your pregnancy from Tae since you’d only found like a week ago
  • You figured since it was nearly Christmas, you’d just wait to tell him 
  • He didn’t really suspect much tbh
  • You wore his huge shirts around the house a lot more but he figured you just found them comfortable (bc they look s o comfy ight I want to raid his closet)
  • It’s actually pretty difficult to keep secrets from him purely bc your relationship’s so open
  • Like this kid couldn’t keep a secret to save his life
  • It’s pure luck you don’t find out what your presents are bc he’s always just giggling when he looks at them and you can tell he wants to tell you what they are but he holds himself back  
  • And he’s just so trusting like he doesn’t even think for a single moment you’re hiding something but you know he’ll be so excited to find out on Christmas so it’s worth it
  • He’s extremely into Christmas
  • “Taehyung, take the reindeer antlers off it’s December 2nd”
  • “NEVER”
  • “Hey bby, sweetheart, love of my life, look at me”
  • “If I turn around to see you in a Santa costume one more time Kim Taehyung is2g”
  • “…never mind”
  • He goes all out with the tree and buys way too many ornaments but it’s ight bc he also bought a mini tree for the bedroom
  • The ornaments range from typical to “you’re really going to hang a sock ornament???”
  • He definitely has one or two anime ornaments on there just bc this is Tae
  • His favorite thing to do is make some hot cocoa, put on a Christmas movie and cuddle
  • You’re not complaining bc you get hot cocoa and cuddles and you get to hear his lil giggles of happiness the entire time
  • December is just a really happy month for him
  • The smile never really leaves his face and it only widens whenever he sees anything Christmas orientated
  • When it comes time for the actual day of Christmas, don’t expect a quiet morning
  • He wakes you up at like nine by screaming that it’s Christmas and you’re just laughing bc he does it every year and his excitement never dulls
  • His excitement is contagious so you’re both just racing for the tree
  • You open all of the presents underneath and you save your announcement for last bc none of your other presents are gonna top that
  • By the time he’s done opening them up, he’s got a bow on top of his head, one on his leg, one somehow on his back and wrapping paper is everywhere
  • He molds a hat out of it at one point and is just sitting there by the tree with it on
  • You hand him his final present (a framed ultrasound picture bc cute)
  • At first he doesn’t get it bc Jin is also gonna be a dad in like a month and he thinks it’s one of Jin’s bby girl’s ultrasounds
  • He’s just so ??? bc why are you giving him an ultrasound of Jin’s kid but then you just lift his your shirt up high enough to show the bump
  • Then it’s just !!!
  • He honestly tears up and can’t stop asking if you’re serious
  • “If this is a joke, it’s the meanest prank you could ever pull, don’t joke around with this plz tell me it’s real”
  • It takes you like 5 minutes to convince him this isn’t Jimin playing around with him and then he just basically tackles you into a hug
  • He makes sure to be careful though bc not only are you his love but now you’ve got bby Kim he’s gotta be extra gentle
  • He immediately goes for the lil bby bump and is just like w h o a this is happening and he spends like a solid hour talking to it
  • His thumb is just gently rubbing the bump as he talks and it’s so endearing to watch his eyes light up with adoration
  • Christmas with Tae is filled with a hell of a lot of Christmas spirit, cuddles 25/8, and wrapping paper e v e r y w h e r e

Hello! So, there are a lot of masterlists out there, so I decided to compile nearly everything all into one! If there’s something that’s not on here, or a link that doesn’t work, please message me and I’ll gladly fix or add it!


How to Coupon (2) (3)

If you can’t Pay your Bills

See if you’re Paying too much for you Cellphone Bills

How to Save Money

How to Do your own Taxes

How to Budget

52 Week Money Challenge

Apps for Extra Money

Life Skills

(Also see the Money, Home, Emergency, Cooking and Baking, and Physical Health categories)

How to Clean a Car

What’s a Mortgage

First Apartment Checklist

Getting an Apartment

Time Management

Create a Resume

Find the Right Career

How to Pick a Major

How to Interview for a Job

How to Stop Procrastinating

100 Tips for Life

Tumblr Helps with Adult Life

How to Stay Safe Living Alone

How to Host a Party

The American Government


(Also see free books, school, and the life skills sections)

What to Bring/What Not (2)

Better Dorm Room (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7)

Broke College Kid Recipes

Life Hacks (2)

Free Books


Textbooks (2) (3) (4) (5)



Other (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)

Audio Books

Reddit Thread


Clean your Bathroom

Organize your Closet

Fix a Leaky Closet

Keep a Clean Kitchen

Remove Stains from your Carpet

How to Clean Windows

Corner Organizer

Homemade Laundry Basket

Home DIY

Home DIY tips


How to make Birdhouses

How to Guerrilla Garden

How to Care for Cacti and Succulents

Plant Care Masterpost

Kokedama String Garden

Hanging Plant Holder

Elegant Hanging Garden

Desert Terrariums

Mini Zen Garden

Cat Milk Carton Planter

Self Care and A Better You

If you’re sad

Get Compliments

Calming Noises (2) (3) (4) (5)

Nature Sounds (2)

The Most Calming Noise

Links for your Mood

The Quiet Place

Make Everything Okay with a Button

Weave Silk

Glitter Jars

Sort Through Something that’s Troubling You

Happy Things Masterpost

Leave Behind Your Childhood Traumas

How to Quit Smoking

How to Improve Your Self-Esteem

How to Stop Biting Your Nails

How to Stop Skipping Breakfast

How to Stop Micromanaging

How to Ask for Help

How to Stop Swearing

Learn How to Love Yourself

Coping Skills (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7)

More Self Care Masterlists (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14)
(15) (16) (I’m sure those will give you anything you need for self care)

Anxiety Masterpost

Bipolar Disorder Masterpost

Depression Masterpost

Eating Disorder Masterpost

Mental Health Help Masterpost

Panic and Anxiety Information Masterpost

Recovery Resources Masterpost

Physical Health

How to Take Care of Yourself when you’re Sick

What to Bring to a Doctor’s Appointment

Your First Appointment with the Gynecologist

How to Make a Doctor’s Appointment

Understanding Health Insurance

List of Stress Relievers

When You Can’t Afford Therapy

How to Remove a Splinter

How to Avoid a Hangover


If You’re Pulled Over by a Cop

Hotlines if in a Crisis

Things to Keep in Your Car

How to do the Heimlich Maneuver

Exercise and Sports

How to Start Bodybuilding

How to do Yoga

How to Skateboard

How to do Parkour

How to Surf

How to Play Golf

Free Charities

Donate to an Animal Shelter with a Click

Define Words to Give Rice

Click to Donate to Many Charities

Beauty, Fashion, and Cosplay

DIY Home Spa

Nail Art Tutorials

Chevron Friendship Bracelets

How to Make Jewelery

Make your own Perfume

Make Handmade Lotion Bars

Makeup Tips (2)

Makeup Colors

How to Contour

Perfect Eyeliner

Applying False Eyelashes

Perfect Eyebrows

Eyeliner Ref

Lipstick Color Ref

Bun Masterpost

Braid Masterpost

Dip-dying Hair

Good Semi-permanent Hair Dye

101 Hair Ideas

Cosplay Makeup Help

Bigger Eyes

Latex Elf Ears

Pointy Teeth

Fake Blood

Cheap Online Clothes (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9)

Customized Flower Crowns

How to Make a Flower Crown

Lolita on a Budget

Cheap Lolita

Old Fashioned Clothes

DIY Lavender Lotion

3 Homemade Lotions

Shea Butter Moisturizer


Play Cute Games

Cool Philosophical Game

Play as a Stickman you Draw

Play a Cool Game

Cute Games Masterlist

Cute and Relaxing Games

Psychological Games Masterpost


Dress Up


Big Fish

Create an Interactive Story (2)



Super Mario



No One Has to Die


The Grey Rainbow




Don’t Look Back

Thomas was Alone

Color Tests

Old Nintendo Games

Pokemon Games

Arcade Games


Make a Squid

Pun Generator

Online Games Masterpost


Itsstuckyinmyheads Tumblr Post Masterpost

LGBTQA Film Masterpost

Disney Films Masterpost

Watch Studio Ghibli Films

What do you mean I’m not 10 Anymore

Watch Anime Online

Free Movies

Free Movies/TV Shows, Totally Legal

Free Movies/TV Shows, Totally Legal

Documentaries (2)

Tearjerking Movies

Psychological Thriller Movies

True Terrifying Events

Foreign Horror Films

Creepy Lost Episodes

Old Nick Shows

Free Disney Movies

Good Movies


The Ultimate Study Playlist (Pt. 2) (Pt. 3)

Turn off Distractions so you can Study (Mac) (PC)

How to Stop Procrastinating

Harvard Essay Help

Academic Writing Tips

Persuasive and Argumentative Essays

Applications Essays

Research Papers

Solve Math Problems, Get Explanations


Effective All-Nighters

Flashcards and Study Games


How to Study

Study Tips


Unit Conversion

Stay Focused App



How to Make a Study Planner

Travel and Cultures

Ultimate Packing List

Traveling for Cheap

Travel Accessories

How to Pack a Suitcase

How to Read a Map

How to Apply for a Passport

How to Make a Travel Budget

Learn Another Language (2) (3) (4) (5) (6)

Etiquette in Other Countries


How to make Zines

How to do Freelance Writing

How to Get a Book Published

Character Development Questions

How to Write a Story

Body Language (2) (3) (4) (5)

Type the Definition, Get the Word

Remember Part of a Word/Definition

Find Words that Rhyme

Find Synonyms and Antonyms

Writing Tips Site (2) (3)

Improve Your Writing Habits

Add Sparkle to Your Writing

Getting Over Roleplaying Insecurities

Improve Your Paragraphs

Right Word Choices

Confidence in Your Writing

Writing Better than Normal

How’s My Driving?



Skin Colors

Describing a Person

Emotions Vocabulary

Be More Descriptive

Describe Looks

Facial Expressions (Vocabulary)

Show Not Tell



Tones, Feelings, and Emotions


Vocabulary (2) (3) (4)

Writer’s Block (2) (3) (4) (5)

Huge Writing Masterlist

Name Generator (Fantasy) (2)

Common Surnames

Word Frequency Counter

Cliche Finder

Names Masterpost


Art Ref Blog

Make Origami (2) (3)

How to Make Pixel Art

How to Whittle

How to make Clay Figurines

Pose Generator

Different Types of Files (Digital Art)

Skin Tones

Color Palettes (2) (3) (4)

Drawing Cloth

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Better Shading

Body References

People with Wings (2)

Coloring/Shading (2)

Inspiring People

Drawing Gifs


Art Tutorial Blog

Drawing Guys


Anime Eyes




Facial Expressions



Human Body- Insert Weight, Height

Good Youtube Art Channel


How to Read Sheet Music

Learn to Play Guitar

Learn to Play Ukelele

Learn to make Chiptunes

Royalty Free Music

Jpop Radio

Find Any Song Within an Episode

How to Play Piano

Cooking and Baking

Sugar Cookies (Vegan)

How to make Candy

Make your own Tea

How to make Sushi

How to make Macarons (Video)

Swedish Meatballs

Recipes in Under 30 Minutes

Microwave Chocolate Mug Brownie

Cookie in a Mug

French Bread Pizza

Egg Tacos

Panera Mac n Cheese

Salad Recipes

Harry Potter Recipes

Healthy Recipes

Various Cookie Recipes

Lots of Chocolate and Sugar

S’mores Pie

Nutella Hot Chocolate

Starbucks Holiday Drinks

Different Lemonades

Make a Cheese Plate

Desert Recipes

40 on-the-go Breakfast Recipes

Cook with the Ingredients You Have

Quick and Easy Snacks

Healthier Food Substitutions

Quick and Easy Soup

Churro Bites

Grilled Banana Nutella Sandwich

Balloon Chocolate Bowls

Oreo Mousse

Lots of Hot Chocolate

Homemade Pizza

Computers and Technology

How to make a Tumblr Theme

Learn to Code (2) (3)

How to make Gifs

Pets and Animals

How to keep Chickens

How to Raise and Breed Butterflies

How to Take Care of a Baby Bird

Find Which Dog Breed’s Right for You

Find Which Cat Breed’s Right for You

Find Which Pet is Right for You

Foods Dangerous to Cats

Foods Dangerous to Dogs

Foods Dangerous to Birds

Foods Dangerous to Rabbits

Foods Dangerous to Reptiles


Tumblr Themes


The Theme Game


Theme Hunter

The Coder’s Club

It’s Photoshop


Misc. Skills and Hobbies

How to Sew (2)

Learn to Crochet (Video)

How to Embroider

How to Knit (Scarves)

How to Make Plushies (2) (Mochi Video)

How to Make Stuffed Animals

Develop your own Film

Make your own Terrarium

How to read Tarot Cards

Become an Amateur Astronomer

Yoyo Tricks

How to Start a Collection

How to Play Chess

How to Play Dungeons and Dragons

How to Juggle

How to do Magic Tricks

How to Arrange Flowers

How to Solve a Rubik’s Cube

Be an Online Voice Actor

How to Scrapbook

Make a Popsicle Stick Catapult

How to Fish


How to Blow Glass


Create Yourself as a Superhero (female)

Cute Animals

Build a Ship in a Bottle

How to Decorate Iphone Cases

Copy Emojis onto your Browser

Origami Butterflies

Explore Space

What Your Dash Would Look Like in 2011

Slap a Guy with an Eel


Will You Press the Button?

Other Everything Masterposts

This One

This One

This Hobby Masterpost (I took most things from it)

This One

Tumblr Masterpost

About INFPs and “weakness”

Everyone says Alice Munro in The Last of the Mohicans died because she was “weak”, because of her ABSOLUTELY NORMAL trauma and ABSOLUTELY NATURAL reactions to the horrors around her. But that’s not true. She didn’t die from PTS. She chose to follow her lover in death, and in extreme circumstances - after all, Uncas didn’t die from sickness or on the battlefield with her getting the news of it being at home (she might have died of “a broken heart” in that case, or not, but that’s speculation). No, he came to save her and was brutally murdered right before her eyes by a crazy psychopath - AND there was the opportunity for her to follow him. It was the circumstance, place, and time. I don’t see why she shouldn’t have done the same if Magua had kidnapped her from a peaceful home and things had unfolded the same way. Moreover, many other characters would have chosen to do the same, starting with the nearest example of Cora. Yes, she probably would have screamed and kicked and attacked Magua instead of giving him a calm, defiant look, but if Nathaniel had been killed before her very eyes, I’m certain it would have given her the same despair. I’m not saying the hardships and stress of the time before didn’t play into Alice’s actions, but what I’m stressing here is that these weren’t the cause of her death. I’ve seen a lot of characters of many mbti types get traumatised, facing unbearable struggles, and being suicidal, but it catches my attention that (to my knowledge) it’s always the INFP characters that are dubbed weak and get hated or belittled for it.

So why is that? Switch “weakness” with “vulnerability” and you got yourself an answer. As introverts, INFPs naturally don’t show their emotions on their face as openly as extroverts, but what they do wear on their sleeve is their vulnerability. Any person of any type may be sensitive, but as intense feelers INFPs usually are very much so. Additionally, as a Fi-dom, one of their defining traits is absolute authenticity - meaning they’re literally incapable of faking it (I’m not saying other types don’t value authenticity as much, I’m just saying they are better at hiding their feelings or adapting them to the outside world). Finally, in contrast to ISFPs, their Ne gives them characteristic facial expressions of wonder and naivety (mattering in visual media only, of course. But also this first extroverted function makes them more soft-spoken, relativising, and most importantly less quicker to act than ISFPs).

Adding all of that together, you could basically say that an INFP’s vulnerability will stand out the most, regardless of their situation or of whether other characters may emote as strongly but differently or are having a “harder” time. The INFP will always stand out in this category.

Now. What is our current society’s stance towards vulnerability again?

Let’s just say that you don’t have to have a PhD in psychology to understand the natural logic of people with their own vulnerability as mutilated and numbed as Voldemort’s creepy changeling soul, feeling just as repulsed by intact and pure vulnerability as he did by possessing Harry (this is the perfect analogy, tbh. Voldemort’s soul was tortured (i.e. he felt emotional pain, something he honestly doesn’t really do at any other point) by coming into contact with Harry’s vulnerability).

That’s why people can’t stand Frodo’s eyes and get annoyed at his crying (funny, I never heard of anyone being annoyed by Sam crying, or Aragorn crying, or Éowyn crying, or…probably appears so intense, it gets double crying points). That’s why people choose to forget about Beth March. That’s why people brush Fanny Price off as “too timid, too saintly. That’s why people choose to see Jane Bennet and Sybil Crawley as unrealistic, because they’re just “too good” or “too caring”. That’s why characters like Sheeta or Anna only get to be heroines in a japanese anime, but in Hollywood they’re the stereotype of the helpless damsel in distress, who also serves well as the first to die or at the best might get a tragic death, like Alice Munro, because their vulnerability is such a sting in the heart, but of course can never last.

Weakness is apathy. Weakness is to see humanity as a flaw. Weakness is to see vulnerability as weakness.

So I wrote a little thing based off texting-bts‘s Got7 Internet friend texts with Jackson Wang. I wrote it for a friend, and although I’ve dedicated it to them, I wanted to share it with everyone! So I hope you’ll all enjoy it! > u< I plan on writing more, so this is only part one! btrpotterlove, kainichiwa, this is for you!

Title: Internet Friends ft. Jackson Wang Pt. 1
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 1416
[S/N] - State Name
[Y/N] - Your Name
WP - Wang Puppy

Everyone with a friend over the internet can relate to the late nights, the Skype video and audio calls, and the dreaming of the day where they can meet. The relationship you hold with one Jackson Wang is no different.

In fact the two of you were very familiar with the struggles that came with keeping a friend from another time zone. People don’t give enough credit to those who can keep a friend who is 13 hours ahead of you. There were so many, countless times you would wake up to missed messages and attempted video chats, and so many, countless times when you’d keep him up all night due to the fact it was hard to match the free time you both had.  It was a bitch to plan the time to talk, and someone always fell asleep during a call.

Jackson was a reason to lose sleep, and Jackson felt the same about you. The two of you would spend hours at a time on Skype, talking about everything and nothing. Laughing at some fanfictions you’d come across, and you’d send to him the link so he can follow along as you’d dramatically read it aloud. Screen-sharing your computer in order to watch anime together, since you both had issues starting the stream at the same time. Dreaming together about how your first meeting would be like.

Everyone with a friend over the internet can relate to the excitement of dreaming and planning the day they would meet, and what they’d do together after they’d meet. But, everyone also knows that the chances of things like such happening are close to never.

There was a point, you can’t exactly place when it started, though, where every conversation the two of you would have ended in a fantasy of the two of you meeting, or of who would do what if they were there with the other. It made your heart flutter as you planned and laughed together. It was nice to dream, but you felt the chances of you two actually meeting were very slim, if not altogether impossible.

So when the day came that Jackson announced that he’d raised the money to afford a plane ticket to [S/N], you laughed.

“Really, Jackson, I mean, I love talking about that kinda stuff, and the idea of meeting you in person is really-“ There was a lag on your computer screen before Jackson reappeared, holding a plane ticket in one hand, and a victory sign in the other. He laughed as it caused your jaw to slack, and all the words on your tongue to roll off in one slurred trail.

“You were saying, [Y/N]? Meeting me in person is really…?” He teased, with this smug look on his face that would have probably looked better if it weren’t distorted by pixels. The egotistical behavior that would normally have you rolling your eyes wasn’t enough to tame the urge to scream and hug him – something – in excitement.

“YOU’RE COMING TO [S/N]!!” You screamed, practically ignoring his question, and he laughed again. After your little spaz attack, you laughed along with him.

“The next month is going to be PAINFULLY slow.” He admits, and you nod. Not even the eminent wait will take you down from your high right now. After your shock passed, the two of you continued talking about all the places you’d go and the things you’d do when he arrives, until you fell asleep in the call.


After three years of horrible planning, promises neither you nor Jackson were confident in keeping, and a whole month of waiting, the day has finally come where you would pick him up from the airport. You arrive close to 1:30 in the morning, being that the plane’s ETA was about 2am. You make your way through the airport, finding baggage claim as soon as you walk in. A little farther in, past security check, you find where the flight gates are. Looking down one wing of gates, and turning your head to study the other, you pull from your purse a packet of folded papers. It lists the flight number, the airline, and the number of tickets purchased, but not which gate the plane will be arriving at.

You decide to take a seat at a bench by security check until you get another update from the airline. Waiting, you scroll through your messages from way back when, nostalgically rereading for the umpteenth time how you both planned your first meeting. Your heart pounds with anxiety and anticipation, wondering if your first encounter would go anything how you both planned, or if it would go impromptu.

It takes a half an hour for your phone to vibrate in your hands, scaring you half to death. As a reflex, your thumb taps the banner that says ‘1 New Message(s)’. Your eyes skim the message, since your mind can’t keep up with the rush of thoughts. It was an alert from the airline, saying that the flight has landed on time. Suddenly your hands feel hot, and your phone is slick from the sweat that forms in your palms. You’re completely nervous about meeting him, and almost every one of your worries being about how he’d think of you.

You lock your phone and slide it into your purse, pushing all your thoughts away. You stand up, and head to the restroom by the entrance of the Gate wing. You take the time to wash your face and breathe, until your phone vibrates again, calling for your attention. You dig through your purse and pull out your phone. Two new messages flash on the screen, and you swipe your thumb across the alert.

It’s from Jackson.

WP: Hey, my plane just landed. I have to get my stuff.
WP: You’re still alive, right?

You scoff as you read the messages, most of your tension disappearing as you reply back.

[Y/N]: Of course I am. I wouldn’t die before I met my best friend you know.
[Y/N]: I’m not that rude.
[Y/N]: So which gate did you land at?

It takes a while for Jackson to respond, but after some complaints about American flight attendants he answers with ‘Gate 20’. You suck in a breath and look to your reflection. Deeming yourself decently presentable for 2 o’clock in the morning, you exit the bathroom and head down the wing to Gate 20.

You don’t like the way your hands are shaking, and you hope it’ll pass soon, but with every step closer to the gate you find yourself trembling harder. You look out the window, and your eyes trail to the plane labeled ‘Air Korea’ outside the boarding lift for Gate 20. As you approach the waiting station for Gate 20, you slow to a stop. A few people are waiting in the seats at the gate, and you wonder if they are there for the next flight, or if they’re expecting family.

Maybe they’re waiting for a friend.

You smile at the thought of other people waiting for their reunions, and the joy of being together, before your phone’s incessant vibrations once again pull your mind back to reality.


You look up from your phone to see a boy with his face to the floor, padding away at his phone with a goofy grin on his face. You roll your eyes as you respond, verbally.

“Jackson, stop texting me and look up.”

It obviously takes a minute for him to get the message because he stops mid-typing and looks up to see you walking toward him. His face immediately brightens, and he drops his bags as he runs to you, taking you in his arms before spinning you around. Long after he’s done spinning you, he refuses to let you go, hugging you tighter. You laugh breathlessly, and you wrap your arms around his neck.

He finally pulls back to reveal the grin on his face. The smile he wears matches yours, full of wonder and excitement, and both of you don’t realize your hands are still on each other. The disbelief takes all words from the both of you, and you stand before each other, just looking at each other.

You are the first to pull away, and speak, “Welcome to [S/N], Jackson.”

He visibly melts as you speak. “It already feels like home.”

Katou Kazue Panels Pt. 1


The vast majority of the opening questions were “how do you decide on a story or collaborate with your editor,” stuff like that. Katou Sensei has been very candid about this in her author’s notes in the back of AoEx and also in interviews, so I don’t feel the need to rehash it.

Then about half the questions were like “did you think you’d ever have so many fans worldwide” or “did you think this would be so popular in the US” and just about every answer was “no, and I’m really happy/excited” ^_~


Q - Sensei, are you more like Rin or Yukio?

A - My friends say I’m more like Rin, which I’m not too happy about.

Q - If you could collaborate with another manga artist, who would it be?

A - (she mulled over it for a long time) I don’t know…who do you think I should collaborate with?

(the audience mostly screams out Jojo)


Emcee - So will you do a collaboration like that?

A - Well, Araki Sensei is like a god, so…

Q - Have you ever wanted to go back to Time Killers and flesh out any of those stories into longer pieces?

A - Which ones do you want to see?

(the audience yells some out, mostly Astronerd. She didn’t really answer us ^_^ )

Q - When you saw the first volume of AoEx manga in the bookstore how did it make you feel?

A - I didn’t see it in the bookstore because I was still so busy with volume 2. When I went to my local convenience store, I saw the special convenience store merchandise for it and that’s when it really hit me.

Emcee - Did you buy it?

A - Yes, I had to contribute to the sales.

Q - What did your parents think when you told them you wanted to be a mangaka?

A - My father said “But you won’t sell anything!” They’re fine with it now, though.

Q - What manga did you read when you were young?

A - When I was in elementary school I really liked Neko Neko Fantasia. Later on I read Akira and Evangelion. I was heavily influenced by Urasawa Sensei, but just design influence.

(she means Urasawa Naoki, the mangaka for Monster)

Q - What does it feel like to be a woman in the male-dominated world of shounen manga?

A - There are a lot of women in shounen manga now, I’d say it’s about 50/50. There are definitely a lot of women assistants. When I first started the male mangaka didn’t hire women so they wouldn’t let me become their assistant. I guess because there were so many men they didn’t want women in the workplace?

Q - Any suggestions on how to become a mangaka?

A - Draw a LOT. Showcase your work on the internet and get lots of comments and feedback. If you have talent, maybe you can connect with an editor who shares your vision.

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While you wait for me to stop being a terrible admin, have this really sad KuroBasu AU pt. 1

I was inspired by Undertale and a dream I had, not gonna lie. 

Let me know if you want to know more or if you wanna write a little something about this. If not, let this fade into oblivion because I’m a horrible person imsosorry

  • Your character (reader or OC whatever) falls out of their own world (be it another fandom or the ‘real world’ ) and into Kuroko’s world. They manage to keep it a secret from everyone and manage to live their life happily with Kuroko and the others, like becoming good friends and laughing and maybe even falling in love with one of them. Soon, the character forgets their old world and starts to believe that they had always been a part of this world. 
  • But the reason the character had fallen out of their world in the first place was due to an evil traveling witch ( I am well aware that witches are not evil or anything like that, but this is more for lack of a better term!) looking for a world to rule, and the character had just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. So, they find Kuroko’s world and essentially plunge it into chaos, using spells to corrupt them and turn them evil, and summoning monsters to scare everyone into submission. 

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So...about Alluka and Kalluto

Given Togashi’s record at defying expectations, writing brilliant foreshadowing, building dark horse characters, and effectively ripping your heart out to pieces while subtly giving you life lessons…

Am I the only one convinced that Kalluto will be the one to kill Alluka eventually?

Not Illumi or any other Zoldyck, not anyone/thing from the Dark Continent, not Gyro and his goons, not Hisoka or anyone else from the Phantom Troupe?

I mean, Togashi very deliberately told us that Kalluto envies Alluka, and it was also shown that Killua pretty much ignores Kalluto while practically doting on Alluka. It was also emphasized over and over that Alluka has the strength of an ordinary person and would get killed by any basic attacks, meaning that the one who could hurt/kill her doesn’t necessarily have to be a very OP character.

Kalluto is very obedient and loyal to his family, and he already has the goal to bring Killua back. What would he do when he hears that this time, Killua isn’t held back by his “friends”, but is off having fun travelling the world with the sibling that he’s always envied and possibly resented, exactly because of the relationship she shared and now shares again with Killua, a relationship that Kalluto never had? How tragic would it be to consider that Killua may be the best big brother in the world to one sibling, but him frankly being a bad big brother to the other younger sibling eventually bites him in the ass? 

Or more heartbreaking than that, what if the next time we see Kalluto, he actually starts being more comfortable with the Phantom Troupe, genuinely considering them as his second family but more importantly, real friends, something he never had before but always secretly wanted? And what if Alluka/Nanika was used by someone, resulting in some of the PT members being killed? 

So Kalluto will kill Alluka not because of Zoldyck family orders, or because of envy, but because Alluka hurt/killed the very people that Kalluto now cares about the most. How tragic would it be, when he finally let Killua go from his heart because he found a new family that cares about him more than any of his siblings did, then the one he resented/envied the most killed those people too? 

Damn, I just made myself sad.

All I know is, there’s a reason why Togashi gave Kalluto a goal, there’s a reason why he wrote him joining the Phantom Troupe, known for their murdering ways but also for their great camaraderie, there’s a reason why he established the “envy” aspect of Kalluto in regards to Alluka, and there’s a reason why he wrote Killua as being so weirdly indifferent/ignoring Kalluto’s existence. And there’s a reason why Kalluto was pretty much in every major arc since his first appearance. Even in just one scene, or a flashback, Togashi wanted us to remember that Kalluto exists, almost telling the readers, “Hey, here’s Kalluto again. Remember this kid, okay? Don’t sleep on him! He’ll be vastly important in the future!!!”

And I’m done.

If You Were an Angle (you’d be acute one) Pt.1

Pairing: Jimin x Jungkook/Jikook

Genre: High school au, Fluff and Humour, Pining, Romance, Comedy

Summary: The au where Jimin is hopelessly in love with the first year that he tutors and Jungkook has a cold attitude but is really just a shy little bean.

A/N: This is the first fic I have posted on Tumblr, it may or may not have just been an excuse to write something with a shitty pick up line as the title.

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Analysis: The Ackermans, Pt. 2

Yesterday I started a discussion about the history of the Ackerman family, breaking down the details of the family and its association, as far as we know, with the Reiss family. Next, my aim to discuss the family’s possible links to the Coordinate abilities, based on the evidence we have.

From what we saw yesterday, that the Ackermans were the Right Hand of the Reiss family but didn’t actually rebel against them when they disagreed with the order for ethnic cleansing, the concept of a hard, inherent link to the Coordinate seems…more difficult. If the Ackermans were charged with the protection of the Coordinate (as I have theorized previously) then they would have fought the monarchy harder. But they didn’t. They chose, instead, to fade into the background. Within 70 years of the Walls going up, they were nearly eradicated and pushed into extinction. 70 years is actually a fairly short amount of time when talking about history.

We do know, as a fact, that the Ackermans are able to resist memory manipulation. And that they experience some surge of awakening which results in improved strength and fighting ability. I feel it is a logical conclusion that they held these abilities prior to the Walls going up, though for how long before that, we don’t know. Are they connected to the Titan Shifters in some way? I do think there is some correlation there. I think that as we learn about the origins of the Titans, we’ll also learn about the origins of the Ackermans but we don’t have enough conclusive evidence to determine exactly what that correlation is.

Something that piqued my interest, though it could just be my storyteller’s mind rather than actual evidence of anything, was the way Rod stood by Uri’s side when we first saw Uri’s Titan form. We keep seeing this balance of Shifter and human handler throughout the story. Eren is most successful when he has a human counterpart assisting him in seeing the larger picture (though, that could also be due to Eren’s inherent tunnel vision characterization):

There was something so protective in Rod’s weilding of a gun which seemed laughable given the fact that a huge Titan was laying right next to him and could just squeeze Kenny to death. Its almost comical:

But it has made me wonder: In other movies or stories, the concept of a mech type weapon having a handler to assist in viewing the bigger picture is not uncommon. If we were to operate under the concept (as many people have theorized) that Titan Shifters were engineered to act as weapons, would it not make sense that they could potentially have been paired with a human handler? Someone who could more easily see the whole picture and direct them?

Therefore, rather than having an inherent connection to the Coordinate itself, could the Ackermans have originally been the Reiss family’s counterparts?

If Titan Shifters were somehow genetically engineered, is it possible that the Ackermans were too to balance them? Could that be their connection? What keeps coming to my mind is how Mikasa’s awakening was depicted. The anime illustrates it much more clearly using the same green color palate, but the reference to the brain and flash of nerves firing, reminiscent of the lightening bolts associated with Shifting, are still present even in the manga:

xiphisterna wrote a fanstatic article postulating the potential neuroscience associated with the Titan Shifters. It does not seem a stretch to be able to connect the above reaction to this potential science as well. If the Ackermans have some special neurological ability associated with their skills, it would then make sense that they are immune to any mental tampering. Both they and the Reiss Monarch (who is a Shifter) have a specially developed nervous system. This then begs the question on how did the other Bloodlines develop their abilities.

And I just want to throw out: Who were the other bloodlines? It is implied that there were several but only the Ackermans and Asians were called out for some reason. Do more secrets lie with the explanation of how the bloodlines resisted? Is it instead a genetic skills rather than something bio-engineered? Furthermore, why were the Ackermans a special bloodline that were initially allowed to retain their memories while the Reiss family wanted to wipeout every other one?

I think perhaps I just created more questions instead of answering them…

There is one more point a wish to discuss on the Ackermans, but this has gotten quite long as it is! I want to look at possibilities as to why they chose to fade rather than fight back their persecution. Stay tuned…