Oh, you mean my pilot’s license? That’s out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you’re referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I’d have to kill you, which I can’t do because my license to kill has been revoked.
—  Shawn Spencer

TUESDAY THE 17TH IS TOMMORROW!! here are some edits I made for the occasion!! feel free to use these if you want (the first one makes a great FB cover photo) but please give credit to ‘Liberty Hoffman’ if you use them!! 


Please watch this with tissues.